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Title: Have you ever crapped in your pants in public?
Post by: The Master on April 21, 2009, 11:18:21 PM: >:( ???
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Post by: 240 is Back on April 21, 2009, 11:22:34 PM: I'm told I did it all the time as a toddler.
Title: Re: Have you ever crapped in your pants in public?
Post by: The Master on April 21, 2009, 11:24:20 PM: Quote from: 240 is Back on April 21, 2009, 11:22:34 PM
I'm told I did it all the time as a toddler.

Does not count, you wore a diaper = damage control.
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Post by: Mars on April 21, 2009, 11:27:18 PM: the fact that people poo is disgusting.
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Post by: 240 is Back on April 21, 2009, 11:27:43 PM: Quote from: Debussey DF on April 21, 2009, 11:24:20 PM
Does not count, you wore a diaper = damage control.

We couldn't afford diapers. We learned to knot a washcloth. tough times.
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Post by: clued-up on April 21, 2009, 11:34:16 PM: I have not.. but I hope to shit my pants in a public place in the near future.

preferably in a ritzy eating establishment.. that would be amusing I think.
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Post by: calfzilla on April 21, 2009, 11:47:31 PM: yes, pizza hut, movie theater...you name it.
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Post by: clued-up on April 21, 2009, 11:50:12 PM: Quote from: calfzilla on April 21, 2009, 11:47:31 PM
yes, pizza hut, movie theater...you name it.

I believe you.
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Post by: bigdumbbell on April 21, 2009, 11:52:04 PM: not that i recall
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Post by: WillGrant on April 22, 2009, 12:07:32 AM: Debussey , why all the poo talk lately ???
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Post by: calfzilla on April 22, 2009, 12:15:10 AM: Quote from: james001 on April 21, 2009, 11:50:12 PM
I believe you.
Thanks. Sorry I don't have pics to prove that it happened.
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 22, 2009, 12:17:15 AM: One of my fantasies is to shit my pants in a lift one day and do lots of really loud and squelchy farts while im doing it and see how people react.
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Post by: TechnoViking on April 22, 2009, 12:18:18 AM: IBS is a bitch...
Title: Re: Have you ever crapped in your pants in public?
Post by: clued-up on April 22, 2009, 12:18:59 AM: Quote from: calfzilla on April 22, 2009, 12:15:10 AM
Thanks. Sorry I don't have pics to prove that it happened.

Debussey DF will be disappointed.
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Post by: Saxon on April 22, 2009, 01:16:49 AM: About 10 years ago I farted in a nightclub and followed through. I was wearing tanned jeans, so I quickly left :'(
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Post by: tommywishbone on April 22, 2009, 01:31:51 AM: ;D Yes. 1999, unannounced show by The Cult, at the Viper Room. Pinned on coke and drunk off my ass. My friend Mitch King had me laughing so hard I pooped my pants. Walked into the men's room, took off my jeans, threw my Calvin Kleins in the garbage can, poured some beer down my butt-crack, put my jeans back on, went back into the crowd, and enjoyed the rest of the show. PARTY!! Rock n' Roll!!
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Post by: powerpack on April 22, 2009, 01:58:40 AM: Quote from: tommywishbone on April 22, 2009, 01:31:51 AM
;D Yes. 1999, unannounced show by The Cult, at the Viper Room. Pinned on coke and drunk off my ass. My friend Mitch King had me laughing so hard I pooped my pants. Walked into the men's room, took off my jeans, threw my Calvin Kleins in the garbage can, poured some beer down my butt-crack, put my jeans back on, went back into the crowd, and enjoyed the rest of the show. PARTY!! Rock n' Roll!!
Some how that just sounds wrong in a right sorta way :D
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Post by: evandatp on April 22, 2009, 02:18:17 AM: Quote from: TechnoViking on April 22, 2009, 12:18:18 AM
IBS is a bitch...
Oh yeah, there are any number at my gym with imaginary balls syndrome.
Title: Re: Have you ever crapped in your pants in public?
Post by: 2ND COMING on April 22, 2009, 02:21:07 AM: Quote from: tommywishbone on April 22, 2009, 01:31:51 AM
;D Yes. 1999, unannounced show by The Cult, at the Viper Room. Pinned on coke and drunk off my ass. My friend Mitch King had me laughing so hard I pooped my pants. Walked into the men's room, took off my jeans, threw my Calvin Kleins in the garbage can, poured some beer down my butt-crack, put my jeans back on, went back into the crowd, and enjoyed the rest of the show. PARTY!! Rock n' Roll!!

awesome.
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Post by: Eisenherz on April 22, 2009, 02:26:53 AM: Only once, and suprsingly I'm not embarrased, never was.
I was walking in a mall, feeling incredably weak, next thing I know I'm lying on the floor with shit running down my legs, and a dude holding my back off the floor.
I cant recall passing out but as soon as I did my anus let loose. It drew a crowd, but I got the guy to escort me to the bathroom as soon as I regained consciousness, and cleaned myself up as much as I could.
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Post by: io856 on April 22, 2009, 02:37:50 AM: Yeah the wierd oily shit came out of my ass and stained my pants once. God damn orange roughy
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Post by: webcake on April 22, 2009, 02:40:47 AM: Quote from: Eisenherz on April 22, 2009, 02:26:53 AM
Only once, and suprsingly I'm not embarrased, never was.
I was walking in a mall, feeling incredably weak, next thing I know I'm lying on the floor with shit running down my legs, and a dude holding my back off the floor.
I cant recall passing out but as soon as I did my anus let loose. It drew a crowd, but I got the guy to escort me to the bathroom as soon as I regained consciousness, and cleaned myself up as much as I could.

You should be embarassed.........you crapped yourself in public.
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Post by: Eisenherz on April 22, 2009, 02:44:21 AM: Quote from: webcke on April 22, 2009, 02:40:47 AM
You should be embarassed.........you crapped yourself in public.

You would be suprised how little the public actualy gives a fuck.
You could be lying in the street chocking on your own vomit and 99% of people wont even waist their energy snickering at you.
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Post by: webcake on April 22, 2009, 02:45:17 AM: Quote from: Eisenherz on April 22, 2009, 02:44:21 AM
You would be suprised how little the public actualy gives a fuck.
You could be lying in the street chocking on your own vomit and 99% of people wont even waist their energy snickering at you.

Yeah, but shitting yourself is something else......... :-X
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Post by: Eisenherz on April 22, 2009, 02:46:32 AM: Quote from: webcke on April 22, 2009, 02:45:17 AM
Yeah, but shitting yourself is something else......... :-X

You should give it a try some time, it will be an enlightening experience for you.
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Post by: webcake on April 22, 2009, 02:48:51 AM: Quote from: Eisenherz on April 22, 2009, 02:46:32 AM
You should give it a try some time, it will be an enlightening experience for you.

I'll give it a shot tomorrow..... :)
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Post by: The Master on April 22, 2009, 02:49:28 AM: Quote from: webcke on April 22, 2009, 02:48:51 AM
I'll give it a shot tomorrow..... :)

Make sure to wear pants that will show a bulging in the ass area.
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Post by: WillGrant on April 22, 2009, 02:50:41 AM: Quote from: Debussey DF on April 22, 2009, 02:49:28 AM

Make sure to wear pants that will show a bulging in the ass area.
White overalls with no undies and makesure its in a busy supermarket.
Title: Re: Have you ever crapped in your pants in public?
Post by: webcake on April 22, 2009, 02:50:45 AM: Quote from: Debussey DF on April 22, 2009, 02:49:28 AM

Make sure to wear pants that will show a bulging in the ass area.

I will have to see what i have got.....
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Post by: The Master on April 22, 2009, 02:51:25 AM: Quote from: WillGrant on April 22, 2009, 02:50:41 AM
White overalls with no undies and makesure its in a busy supermarket.

Then the poop might fall down and come out near the shoes as he walks 8)
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Post by: WillGrant on April 22, 2009, 02:53:06 AM: Quote from: Debussey DF on April 22, 2009, 02:51:25 AM

Then the poop might fall down and come out near the shoes as he walks 8)
Yes :D
Imagine that brown stain running down the leg though , special effects..
Title: Re: Have you ever crapped in your pants in public?
Post by: webcake on April 22, 2009, 02:53:52 AM: Would you want it to be a nice log or some good sloopy poo?
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Post by: Meso_z on April 22, 2009, 02:56:23 AM: crapping your pants?

what are you, 4?
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Post by: WillGrant on April 22, 2009, 02:58:18 AM: Quote from: webcke on April 22, 2009, 02:53:52 AM
Would you want it to be a nice log or some good sloopy poo?
A mixture of both would be good , maybe sink a doz beers the night before and have a spicey dinner..

Also sit on the floor and sqish it around so it gives a nice run and stain down the leg..

Let it drip out onto the shop floor and when you hear over the loud speaker "bucket and mop to asile 4 , please wear gas mask" you know your mission is complete.
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Post by: io856 on April 22, 2009, 02:58:23 AM: Quote from: Meso_z on April 22, 2009, 02:56:23 AM
crapping your pants?

what are you, 4?
you know you love it
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Post by: webcake on April 22, 2009, 02:59:10 AM: Quote from: WillGrant on April 22, 2009, 02:58:18 AM
A mixture of both would be good , maybe sink a doz beers the night before and have a spicey dinner..

Also sit on the floor and sqish it around so it gives a nice run and stain down the leg..

Let it drip out onto the shop floor and when you hear over the loud speaker "bucket and mop to asile 4 , please wear gas mask" you know your mission is complete.

I am quite excited now.......
Title: Re: Have you ever crapped in your pants in public?
Post by: kawaks on April 22, 2009, 04:16:41 AM: Quote from: Debussey DF on April 21, 2009, 11:18:21 PM
>:( ???

Stay tuned, I'll tell you when I headjob over to the local supermax prison tomorrow.
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Post by: wes on April 22, 2009, 04:24:04 AM: At my age,it`s a prerequisite to existance!!
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Post by: wild willie on April 22, 2009, 08:06:20 AM: Yes.....

I was driving down the street.....

I had a sick feeling in my stomach.....

and could not get to a bathroom.....

when I finally returned home....

I had welts all over my ass because I was in the car a good 10 minutes.....

sitting in my own crap!
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Post by: tommywishbone on April 22, 2009, 10:24:26 AM: Quote from: powerpack on April 22, 2009, 01:58:40 AM
Some how that just sounds wrong in a right sorta way :D

Thank you sir.
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Post by: dr.chimps on April 22, 2009, 10:42:40 AM: No. But when I was a mere street hockey playing lad my best friend raised his leg for a left cheek squeak and shit ran from under his shorts all down his leg. I've never forgotten the stunned look on his face as he realized that it was not air he was releasing. Both teams were on their backs laughing for minutes as he frog walked to his parent's house. ;D
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Post by: The Master on April 22, 2009, 10:46:10 AM: Quote from: dr.chimps on April 22, 2009, 10:42:40 AM
No. But when I was a mere street hockey playing lad my best friend raised his leg for a left cheek squeak and shit ran from under his shorts all down his leg. I've never forgotten the stunned look on his face as he realized that it was not air he was releasing. Both teams were on their backs laughing for minutes as he frog walked to his parent's house. ;D

ROFL! AHAHAHA !!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: wes on April 22, 2009, 12:56:36 PM: Quote from: dr.chimps on April 22, 2009, 10:42:40 AM
No. But when I was a mere street hockey playing lad my best friend raised his leg for a left cheek squeak and shit ran from under his shorts all down his leg. I've never forgotten the stunned look on his face as he realized that it was not air he was releasing. Both teams were on their backs laughing for minutes as he frog walked to his parent's house. ;D
I thought I asked you not to tell people that story!! :)
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Post by: jehwit on April 22, 2009, 12:58:36 PM: I've heard of a man in Boston who will pay bodybuilders to wear pantyhose then dump into them while he kneels behind and sniffs.
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Post by: Reign Down on April 22, 2009, 01:48:55 PM: Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 22, 2009, 12:17:15 AM
One of my fantasies is to shit my pants in a lift one day and do lots of really loud and squelchy farts while im doing it and see how people react.

One of your fantasies that does not involve raping a women or child? Fuck me they are few and far between, i feel privileged.

BTW what a fucking ridiculous fantasy you pea brained idiot.

ta ta
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 22, 2009, 02:13:55 PM: I still haven't gotten over the embarrassment of laughing and milk coming out of my nose in the fourth grade. Shitting would require immediate institutionalization and shock therapy.