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Title: chuck norris facts
Post by: bigj2k3 on April 28, 2009, 08:18:56 PM: Everyone knows a few, what are yours?

chuck norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.

chuck norris once counted to infinity twice

jesus can turn water into wine, chuck norris can turn wine into jesus.

chuck norris know the end of pi
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Post by: Matt C on April 28, 2009, 08:20:50 PM: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!
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Post by: CARTEL on April 28, 2009, 08:21:05 PM: They made Chuck Norris toiletpaper...

it didn't take shit from anybody.
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Post by: ASJChaotic on April 28, 2009, 08:21:52 PM: When Chuck Norris goes to bed every night he checks under his bed for MemberX.
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Post by: polychronopolous on April 28, 2009, 08:23:35 PM: *sigh*
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Post by: benchthis on April 28, 2009, 08:25:58 PM: if you have 5 dollars and if chuck norris has five dollars chuck norris has more money than you
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Post by: g-shox24 on April 28, 2009, 08:45:34 PM: Chuck Norris once sucked dick for cab fare, then walked home.
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Post by: camelisator on April 28, 2009, 08:50:58 PM: Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Title: Re: chuck norris facts
Post by: chaos on April 28, 2009, 09:05:15 PM: Quote from: MemberX on April 28, 2009, 08:21:52 PM
When Chuck Norris goes to bed every night he checks under his bed for MemberX.
Maybe he is looking forward to raping you every night?

Chuck Norris doesn't jump, he pushes the earth down.
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Post by: OneManGang on April 28, 2009, 09:18:20 PM: Chuck Norris is using a radioactive toupee which aids him at night
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Post by: G o a t b o y on April 28, 2009, 09:19:59 PM: Quote from: bigj2k3 on April 28, 2009, 08:18:56 PM
Everyone knows a few, what are yours?

~~chuck norris~~ Plazmosis can kill 2 stones with one bird.

~~chuck norris~~ Plazmosis once counted to infinity twice

jesus can turn water into wine, ~~chuck norris~~ Plazmosis can turn wine into jesus.

~~chuck norris~~ Plazmosis know the end of pi

fixed!
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Post by: Matt C on April 28, 2009, 09:22:34 PM: Quote from: G o a t b o y on April 28, 2009, 09:19:59 PM

fixed!

Hi King Kamali.
Title: Re: chuck norris facts
Post by: The Renaissance Man on April 29, 2009, 12:46:51 AM: Quote from: camelisator on April 28, 2009, 08:50:58 PM
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

;D
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Post by: JasonH on April 29, 2009, 12:54:10 AM: Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.

Now they're just known as "The Islands".
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Post by: Matt C on April 29, 2009, 12:55:55 AM: Mike Tyson refused to fight Chuck Norris because he was worried Chuck would bite his ears off!
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Post by: The Renaissance Man on April 29, 2009, 12:57:37 AM: Quote from: Matt C on April 29, 2009, 12:55:55 AM
Mike Tyson refused to fight Chuck Norris because he was worried Chuck would bite his ears off!

Ron once tried to put Chuck in timeout. It did not fair well.
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Post by: hugestatus on April 29, 2009, 04:06:43 AM: Chuck Norris once took bait from Chris Hansen, Chris came out to slap the teen to apologise to Chuck.
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 29, 2009, 04:09:40 AM: Wen Chuck Norris takes a cock in the ass it is not gay.
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Post by: The_Punisher on April 29, 2009, 06:19:51 AM: Chuck Norris campaigns for John Mccain and Mccain won the 2008 Presidential Election ;D
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 29, 2009, 06:25:57 AM: When Chuck Norris took acting lessons, the lessons decided to straighten up and act right.
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Post by: Noel Fuller on April 29, 2009, 06:32:12 AM: Chuck Norris once side kicked a baby elephant into puberty
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Post by: BIG_STI on April 29, 2009, 06:33:23 AM: this shit was funny 4 years ago
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Post by: Figo on April 29, 2009, 06:34:33 AM: Quote from: BIG_STI on April 29, 2009, 06:33:23 AM
this shit was funny 4 years ago

Walker texas ranger, still funny, though.
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Post by: Mars on April 29, 2009, 06:34:54 AM: Chuck pulled Saddam out of the hole but was so modest and honorary to grant for once in his lifetime someone else the succes.
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 29, 2009, 06:45:10 AM: No one downloads Chuck Norris movies.
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Post by: Mars on April 29, 2009, 06:47:43 AM: Quote from: Tapeworm on April 29, 2009, 06:45:10 AM
No one downloads Chuck Norris movies.

because of the fear Chuck will find out.
Title: Re: chuck norris facts
Post by: Tapeworm on April 29, 2009, 07:03:44 AM: Quote from: Mars on April 29, 2009, 06:47:43 AM
because of the fear Chuck will find out.

When Chuck Norris gets paid a royalty, he insists the Princess is over 18.
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Post by: The Ugly on April 29, 2009, 07:05:50 AM: Quote from: Figo on April 29, 2009, 06:34:33 AM
Walker texas ranger

Originally "Runner."

Fuck you. Chuck's tired.
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 29, 2009, 07:07:14 AM: Quote from: The Ugly on April 29, 2009, 07:05:50 AM
Chuck's tired.

That's a damn lie.
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Post by: mass 04 on April 29, 2009, 07:07:23 AM: 2005 called, they want their fad back. haha oh brother.
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Post by: The Ugly on April 29, 2009, 07:09:51 AM: Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin.

That he built.
Title: Re: chuck norris facts
Post by: Tapeworm on April 29, 2009, 07:13:46 AM: Quote from: mass 04 on April 29, 2009, 07:07:23 AM
2005 called, they want their fad back. haha oh brother.

Jeezus he's right! What in the hell are we doing?!
Title: Re: chuck norris facts
Post by: affeman on April 29, 2009, 07:18:17 AM: Quote from: Mars on April 29, 2009, 06:47:43 AM
because of the fear Chuck will find out.

No, because they suck.
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 29, 2009, 07:19:36 AM: Quote from: affeman on April 29, 2009, 07:18:17 AM
No, because they suck.

damn lie
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Post by: The Ugly on April 29, 2009, 07:23:09 AM: Quote from: Tapeworm on April 29, 2009, 07:19:36 AM
damn lie

Code of Silence kicks ass!
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Post by: dov on April 29, 2009, 08:04:16 AM: Chuck Norris once ripped a man in half just to see what he had for lunch

Chuck Norris ends every relationship with , "It's not me, it's you."

Chuck Norris has a Wrangler belt in karate.

They use Chuck Norris's foreskin as a rain tarp at Yankee Stadium. ;D