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Title: Obesity and footwear
Post by: calfzilla on April 30, 2009, 12:29:56 PM
How come fat ugly women seem to ALWAYS be wearing flip flops that make loud smackin sounds when they slap against their fat nasty ass feet? 

I was at a local restaurant for lunch today eating my chicken and rice as a proper bodybuilder should, when one of these whales walked in.  So annoying and disgusting. 
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: Epic_Monster on April 30, 2009, 12:31:31 PM
Tell me about it brother.
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: No Patience on April 30, 2009, 12:43:21 PM
How come fat ugly women seem to ALWAYS be wearing flip flops that make loud smackin sounds when they slap against their fat nasty ass feet? 

I was at a local restaurant for lunch today eating my chicken and rice as a proper bodybuilder should, when one of these whales walked in.  So annoying and disgusting. 

got me crackin up
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: Option D on April 30, 2009, 12:44:20 PM
How come fat ugly women seem to ALWAYS be wearing flip flops that make loud smackin sounds when they slap against their fat nasty ass feet? 
I was at a local restaurant for lunch today eating my chicken and rice as a proper bodybuilder should, when one of these whales walked in.  So annoying and disgusting. 

hahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: calfzilla on April 30, 2009, 01:13:45 PM
got me crackin up
100% truth. 
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 30, 2009, 01:22:37 PM
How come fat ugly women seem to ALWAYS be wearing flip flops that make loud smackin sounds when they slap against their fat nasty ass feet? 

I was at a local restaurant for lunch today eating my chicken and rice as a proper bodybuilder should, when one of these whales walked in.  So annoying and disgusting. 

Because their fat nasty ass feet don't fit into high heels / no high heels could support a whale
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: polychronopolous on April 30, 2009, 01:24:22 PM
How come fat ugly women seem to ALWAYS be wearing flip flops that make loud smackin sounds when they slap against their fat nasty ass feet? 

I was at a local restaurant for lunch today eating my chicken and rice as a proper bodybuilder should, when one of these whales walked in.  So annoying and disgusting. 

Sadly enough, there are probably a few creeps out there who would love nothing more than to put those disgusting feet in their mouths.
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 30, 2009, 01:25:17 PM
Sadly enough, there are probably a few creeps out there who would love nothing more than to put those disgusting feet in their mouths.

or in their ass  :-X
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: calfzilla on April 30, 2009, 01:45:11 PM
Sadly enough, there are probably a few creeps out there who would love nothing more than to put those disgusting feet in their mouths.
:-X  Ahh I just nearly threw up IRL. 
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 30, 2009, 01:47:00 PM
:-X  Ahh I just nearly threw up in her ass 


 :-X
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: polychronopolous on April 30, 2009, 02:01:47 PM
:-X  Ahh I just nearly threw up IRL. 

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Just look at Jeff "The Vomit Guy" Leavy who comes on the Howard Stern show occasionally.... He claims that he can orgasm just by having a girl throw up on him.

Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: Mars on April 30, 2009, 02:05:47 PM

 :-X

haha i prefer the other pic.

this tiara,

she always wanted one.

fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 30, 2009, 02:06:32 PM
One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Just look at Jeff "The Vomit Guy" Leavy who comes on the Howard Stern show occasionally.... He claims that he can orgasm just by having a girl throw up on him.



Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 30, 2009, 02:07:15 PM
It annoys me even worse to hear one talk about their "cute new shoes" of any type....when you are obese, nobody cares if you are wearing "cute shoes" you stanky cows.
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 30, 2009, 02:11:04 PM
haha i prefer the other pic.

this tiara,

she always wanted one.

fucking hilarious.

it is fixed now, my friend  ;)  ;D


It annoys me even worse to hear one talk about their "cute new shoes" of any type....when you are obese, nobody cares if you are wearing "cute shoes" you stanky cows.


hahahahahahahahahahaahha haahahahahahahahaahahaha hahahaha
then they are in classes talking to the in shape girl next to them telling them how they looked like her in highschool
and how they blew up like a cow for no reason afterwards  ::)  lmao
then putting their weight into the "BMI SCALE" on their lap top that their sausage fingers can barely type on
then explain to the in shape girl what a BMI scale is LMAO
and then when it comes to the break time they take out their large bag of Doritos and 1 liter of chocolate milk
Their lack of willpower sickens me  >:(
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 30, 2009, 02:14:31 PM
it is fixed now, my friend  ;)  ;D



hahahahahahahahahahaahha haahahahahahahahaahahaha hahahaha
then they are in classes talking to the in shape girl next to them telling them how they looked like her in highschool
and how they blew up like a cow for no reason afterwards  ::)  lmao
then putting their weight into the "BMI SCALE" on their lap top that their sausage fingers can barely type on
then explain to the in shape girl what a BMI scale is LMAO
and then when it comes to the break time they take out their large bag of Doritos and 1 liter of chocolate milk
Their lack of willpower sickens me  >:(

AXA, you are little young, but just wait until ALL of them start to use the "I was thin until I had kids...."  ::)

Look nobody expects them to look exactly the same after childbirth, but putting on 80lbs during pregnancy and then actually gaining more weight after the kids are born?  C'mon, just admit you are lazy and have ZERO will power !!  ;D
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: polychronopolous on April 30, 2009, 02:17:50 PM
I knew a fella who put in his pre-nuptial agreement that if his wife gained more than 10 pounds from the day they were married, that was grounds for divorce and he was legally bound to retain all his assets.
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 30, 2009, 02:21:53 PM
AXA, you are little young, but just wait until ALL of them start to use the "I was thin until I had kids...."  ::)

Look nobody expects them to look exactly the same after childbirth, but putting on 80lbs during pregnancy and then actually gaining more weight after the kids are born?  C'mon, just admit you are lazy and have ZERO will power !!  ;D

I have heard that line so many times
women gain weight during pregnancy because they eat too much
not because they have a baby
there are many women who actually get thinner during a pregnancy
just because you are having a baby doesn't mean you should eat for 4 extra people  ::)
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: Andy Griffin on April 30, 2009, 02:24:13 PM
AXA, you are little young, but just wait until ALL of them start to use the "I was thin until I had kids...."  ::)

Look nobody expects them to look exactly the same after childbirth, but putting on 80lbs during pregnancy and then actually gaining more weight after the kids are born?  C'mon, just admit you are lazy and have ZERO will power !!  ;D

I had this fat ass aunt who, at a family gathering, was finishing off what had to be her FOURTH ice cream sammich, when she complained, "I was thin as a rail before these g.d. kids were born!"  I told my mother about it later and she replied, "Ha!  We had to SQUEEZE her into a size 20 dress on her wedding day!!" 
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 30, 2009, 02:29:40 PM
I had this fat ass aunt who, at a family gathering, was finishing off what had to be her FOURTH ice cream sammich, when she complained, "I was thin as a rail before these g.d. kids were born!"  I told my mother about it later and she replied, "Ha!  We had to SQUEEZE her into a size 20 dress on her wedding day!!" 

haha, yes, perfect example.  you hear that crap constantly.  As bad as the "ex-football" player guys who now weigh 350lbs because they blew out a knee.  you ask them, "Oh, who did you play for in college?"  Answer..."Uh, I did it in 9th grade JV tryouts....."  idiots.
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 30, 2009, 02:34:16 PM
I had this fat ass aunt who, at a family gathering, was finishing off what had to be her FOURTH ice cream sammich, when she complained, "I was thin as a rail before these g.d. kids were born!"  I told my mother about it later and she replied, "Ha!  We had to SQUEEZE her into a size 20 dress on her wedding day!!" 

 ;D ;D ;D

I seriously don't get it, how hard is it to not be so fat?
It's pretty simple, just don't eat what you don't need people
and they are talking about the austrian girl on all the news channels and she is too thin
yes she is too thin and it's gross but not as gross as all the obese american women around the world
and I guarantee she is much healthier than those fat women too
all of them are worried about how "it projects the wrong image"  ::)
FFS, they are afraid a girl is gonna see her and actually not turn into a whale?
why don't they ever talk about how fat and overweight they are instead of picking on 1 woman who is a little too thin?  ::)
I say screw it! All obese women should pick up Anorexia, it will add a couple of more decades to their lives
they are 600 pounds and they are picking on someone who is 120 LMAO!
Don't hate other people because of your obesity, do something to change it
I am seriously getting sick of obese people and their excuses
they go to the gym once a week and burn 100 calories, then chow down on 700 extra calories they don't need everyday
and wonder why they don't lose weight  ::)
STFU and stop being so fat, seriously, there are people starving in this world because they don't have any food to eat and you are 600 pounds
over weight? you selfish pigs, you disgust me  >:(
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: lax on April 30, 2009, 02:34:53 PM
I knew a fella who put in his pre-nuptial agreement that if his wife gained more than 10 pounds from the day they were married, that was grounds for divorce and he was legally bound to retain all his assets.

now THAT
as they would say in the days of yore
is a bunch of 'hooey'
There exists absolutely NO LAND in which such a 'mother-goose like' prenup would hold up
and no, I have never been married/divorced from my assets
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: lax on April 30, 2009, 02:36:53 PM
;D ;D ;D

I seriously don't get it, how hard is it to not be so fat?
It's pretty simple, just don't eat what you don't need people
and they are talking about the austrian girl on all the news channels and she is too thin
yes she is too thin and it's gross but not as gross as all the obese american women around the world
and I guarantee she is much healthier than those fat women too
all of them are worried about how "it projects the wrong image"  ::)
FFS, they are afraid a girl is gonna see her and actually not turn into a whale?
why don't they ever talk about how fat and overweight they are instead of picking on 1 woman who is a little too thin?  ::)
I say screw it! All obese women should pick up Anorexia, it will add a couple of more decades to their lives
they are 600 pounds and they are picking on someone who is 120 LMAO!
Don't hate other people because of your obesity, do something to change it
I am seriously getting sick of obese people and their excuses
they go to the gym once a week and burn 100 calories, then chow down on 700 extra calories they don't need everyday
and wonder why they don't lose weight  ::)
STFU and stop being so fat, seriously, there are people starving in this world because they don't have any food to eat and you are 600 pounds
over weight? you selfish pigs, you disgust me  >:(

here is Michigan we merely call these gals
'corn-fed'
or
'well-fed'
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: Texas Attack on April 30, 2009, 02:39:48 PM
;D ;D ;D

I seriously don't get it, how hard is it to not be so fat?
It's pretty simple, just don't eat what you don't need people
and they are talking about the austrian girl on all the news channels and she is too thin
yes she is too thin and it's gross but not as gross as all the obese american women around the world
and I guarantee she is much healthier than those fat women too
all of them are worried about how "it projects the wrong image"  ::)
FFS, they are afraid a girl is gonna see her and actually not turn into a whale?
why don't they ever talk about how fat and overweight they are instead of picking on 1 woman who is a little too thin?  ::)
I say screw it! All obese women should pick up Anorexia, it will add a couple of more decades to their lives
they are 600 pounds and they are picking on someone who is 120 LMAO!
Don't hate other people because of your obesity, do something to change it
I am seriously getting sick of obese people and their excuses
they go to the gym once a week and burn 100 calories, then chow down on 700 extra calories they don't need everyday
and wonder why they don't lose weight  ::)
STFU and stop being so fat, seriously, there are people starving in this world because they don't have any food to eat and you are 600 pounds
over weight? you selfish pigs, you disgust me  >:(

samething goes for men
all too worried about "gaining and losing muscle"  ::)
while they are at 40% bodyfat and have that fatness stench
those delusional mongoloids who think their fat is actually muscle
or don't want to diet down because they know under all that fat lies absolutely nothing
and that if they were lean they would disappear and if they do get lean they will have to deal with stretch marks and loose skin
well, you can't flex fat, here is a simple test
go to your bathroom, take your shirt off ( :-X )
and flex your arm, if nothing happens you are too fat  :D
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 30, 2009, 02:40:57 PM
here is Michigan we merely call these gals
'corn-fed'
or
'well-fed'

cool, here in Canada we call them Polar Bears
 :-X
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: dr.chimps on April 30, 2009, 02:46:54 PM
cool, here in Canada we call them Polar Bears
 :-X
We do? Never heard the term. Fat bastards, sure. But polar bears!? Makes no sense. ???
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 30, 2009, 02:49:59 PM
We do? Never heard the term. Fat bastards, sure. But polar bears!? Makes no sense. ???

It was a joke from a Canadian to an American
it would make no sense between us Canadians ofcourse  ;D
We call them pigs don't we?  ???  ;D
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 30, 2009, 02:51:05 PM
We do? Never heard the term. Fat bastards, sure. But polar bears!? Makes no sense. ???

Well, of course not chimpy...you call them "hun" and "sweet thing" trying to get in their pants.... ;D
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 30, 2009, 02:51:42 PM
Well, of course not chimpy...you call them "hun" and "sweet thing" trying to get in their pants.... ;D

Bwahahahahahahaha  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: dr.chimps on April 30, 2009, 02:53:12 PM
Well, of course not chimpy...you call them "hun" and "sweet thing" trying to get in their pants.... ;D
At 2 am at Baskin Robbins!? Wasn't me. Was some other guy.  8)
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: calfzilla on April 30, 2009, 03:59:00 PM
Some great replies in this thread.  Keep up the good work guys. :) 
I totally understand the fat bitch talkin about the cute shoes with the skinny bitch, classic! 
And yeah I am soooo tired of women blaming their obesity on having children.   ::)  Can't even begin to tell you how annoying that is.  It's like ok, say you did go overboard while pregnant and put on 30 or 40 lbs, ok the kid is born now so lose the weight.  Not like pregnancy fat is some super fat that can't be burnt off thru diet and exercise. 

I worked with this beautiful fit girl who got pregnant by her husband and she got the baby bump and bigger titties, but that was it.  She never got obese.  Looked great during the whole pregnancy and was back to her old self right after.  She even said something about how women are not supposed to gain a lot of weight during pregnancy.  Why can't more women be like her? 

Ok guys, keep up the good work, I like what you are saying...and if we could keep this thread about women that would be appreciated, because really who cares what a man looks like? 

Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 30, 2009, 04:08:20 PM
Some great replies in this thread.  Keep up the good work guys. :) 
I totally understand the fat bitch talkin about the cute shoes with the skinny bitch, classic! 
And yeah I am soooo tired of women blaming their obesity on having children.   ::)  Can't even begin to tell you how annoying that is.  It's like ok, say you did go overboard while pregnant and put on 30 or 40 lbs, ok the kid is born now so lose the weight.  Not like pregnancy fat is some super fat that can't be burnt off thru diet and exercise. 

I worked with this beautiful fit girl who got pregnant by her husband and she got the baby bump and bigger titties, but that was it.  She never got obese.  Looked great during the whole pregnancy and was back to her old self right after.  She even said something about how women are not supposed to gain a lot of weight during pregnancy.  Why can't more women be like her? 

Ok guys, keep up the good work, I like what you are saying...and if we could keep this thread about women that would be appreciated, because really who cares what a man looks like? 



I have said it once and will say it again
A woman can have a child and not gain even one pound of fat during her pregnancy


And why doesn't anyone care what a man looks like?
do you guys think it is fair for us to judge women for how they look like and them not to judge us?
nothing worse than an obese husband who never takes care of himself but wants his wife to take care of herself and be fit
women don't want obese hairy smelly men either
it really isn't fair to think that way

I can't expect my girlfriend to be super fit and be obese myself lol
both have to take care of themselves, when one sees that the other is letting themselves go then they will too
and in no time both will look terrible
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: calfzilla on April 30, 2009, 04:12:24 PM
I have said it once and will say it again
A woman can have a child and not gain even one pound of fat during her pregnancy


And why doesn't anyone care what a man looks like?
do you guys think it is fair for us to judge women for how they look like and them not to judge us?
nothing worse than an obese husband who never takes care of himself but wants his wife to take care of herself and be fit
women don't want obese hairy smelly men either
it really isn't fair to think that way

I can't expect my girlfriend to be super fit and be obese myself lol
both have to take care of themselves, when one sees that the other is letting themselves go then they will too
and in no time both will look terrible
You are right, but I just meant for this thread to be about women, that's all.  Fat guys are annoying too, just not as much as fat women.  If I ever get married I will still work hard to stay in shape for her, but I expect her to stay in shape too for me.  If she doesn't I will promptly call my divorce attorney.  I can't stand when people use marriage as an excuse for getting fat too. 
Title: Re: Obesity and footwear
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 30, 2009, 04:23:32 PM
You are right, but I just meant for this thread to be about women, that's all.  Fat guys are annoying too, just not as much as fat women.  If I ever get married I will still work hard to stay in shape for her, but I expect her to stay in shape too for me.  If she doesn't I will promptly call my divorce attorney.  I can't stand when people use marriage as an excuse for getting fat too. 


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHA  ;D

You're right bro, it's like people try so hard to look good when they are dating but after they get married they use it as an excuse to just look terrible  :-\