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Title: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on May 07, 2009, 01:45:01 PM
found this over @ MD
  Jacked and going out clubbing?
went out last night with a buddy of mind for the first time in awhile.. let me tell ya girls love jacked guys lol.. btw i did take an anadrox before i went out to get some vascularity in me lol.. anyway this fckn dude walks up to me as im minding my own bussines far away from where everyone else is an starts mouthing off sayin shyt lik if i juiced id be bigger than you an on an on.. i ignored him which pissed him off more so then he starts geting pushy and one thing leads to another.. he swings at me... misses so i preety much bear hug his ass and throw him over one of the tables as this is going on all the boucners run at me an tell me to relax because ofcourse me being big an all i must of started it.. long story short i got kicked out and that bitch was left inside....

has this happened to anyone else how did ya deal with it?
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: Relentless on May 07, 2009, 01:47:50 PM
found this over @ MD
  Jacked and going out clubbing?
went out last night with a buddy of mind for the first time in awhile.. let me tell ya girls love jacked guys lol.. btw i did take an anadrox before i went out to get some vascularity in me lol.. anyway this fckn dude walks up to me as im minding my own bussines far away from where everyone else is an starts mouthing off sayin shyt lik if i juiced id be bigger than you an on an on.. i ignored him which pissed him off more so then he starts geting pushy and one thing leads to another.. he swings at me... misses so i preety much bear hug his ass and throw him over one of the tables as this is going on all the boucners run at me an tell me to relax because ofcourse me being big an all i must of started it.. long story short i got kicked out and that bitch was left inside....


has this happened to anyone else how did ya deal with it?

This guy is a victim of his own stupidity and got exactly what he deserved. 
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: big man on May 07, 2009, 01:53:31 PM
He's probably an asshole that tried to overimpose himself as the ''alpha male'' and got his ass handed to him.::)
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: SS on May 07, 2009, 01:57:18 PM
found this over @ MD
  Jacked and going out clubbing?
went out last night with a buddy of mind for the first time in awhile.. let me tell ya girls love jacked guys lol.. btw i did take an anadrox before i went out to get some vascularity in me lol.. anyway this fckn dude walks up to me as im minding my own bussines far away from where everyone else is an starts mouthing off sayin shyt lik if i juiced id be bigger than you an on an on.. i ignored him which pissed him off more so then he starts geting pushy and one thing leads to another.. he swings at me... misses so i preety much bear hug his ass and throw him over one of the tables as this is going on all the boucners run at me an tell me to relax because ofcourse me being big an all i must of started it.. long story short i got kicked out and that bitch was left inside....

has this happened to anyone else how did ya deal with it?
Oh brother ::)
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 07, 2009, 02:03:57 PM
Oh brother ::)

SS, you are just upset because you broke a nail when this guy bear hugged you and threw you over the table.... ;D
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: Boost on May 07, 2009, 02:04:39 PM
I wouldn't doubt him.

Big guys who wear tight shirts are notoriously tough.

I saw a guy with a pretty good bicep pump knock out two bouncers with one punch
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: SS on May 07, 2009, 02:05:28 PM
SS, you are just upset because you broke a nail when this guy bear hugged you and threw you over the table.... ;D
Yes, my bf was very upset when it was time for his back scratching session.
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: bigdumbbell on May 07, 2009, 04:37:00 PM
found this over @ MD
  Jacked and going out clubbing?
went out last night with a buddy of mind for the first time in awhile.. let me tell ya girls love jacked guys lol.. btw i did take an anadrox before i went out to get some vascularity in me lol.. anyway this fckn dude walks up to me as im minding my own bussines far away from where everyone else is an starts mouthing off sayin shyt lik if i juiced id be bigger than you an on an on.. i ignored him which pissed him off more so then he starts geting pushy and one thing leads to another.. he swings at me... misses so i preety much bear hug his ass and throw him over one of the tables as this is going on all the boucners run at me an tell me to relax because ofcourse me being big an all i must of started it.. long story short i got kicked out and that bitch was left inside....

has this happened to anyone else how did ya deal with it?
did u go home and jack off after that?
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: baker on May 07, 2009, 04:56:59 PM
I got in a fight with one guy and kept seeing flashes like someone was taking pictures. Turns out 3 or 4 of his friends were punching me in the head while I was hitting him, or at least that what I was told.
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: body88 on May 07, 2009, 05:32:31 PM
found this over @ MD
  Jacked and going out clubbing?
went out last night with a buddy of mind for the first time in awhile.. let me tell ya girls love jacked guys lol.. btw i did take an anadrox before i went out to get some vascularity in me lol.. anyway this fckn dude walks up to me as im minding my own bussines far away from where everyone else is an starts mouthing off sayin shyt lik if i juiced id be bigger than you an on an on.. i ignored him which pissed him off more so then he starts geting pushy and one thing leads to another.. he swings at me... misses so i preety much bear hug his ass and throw him over one of the tables as this is going on all the boucners run at me an tell me to relax because ofcourse me being big an all i must of started it.. long story short i got kicked out and that bitch was left inside....

has this happened to anyone else how did ya deal with it?

Nothing says insecure like wearing a tank top or a beater to a club after hitting the anadrox.  Geek.
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 07, 2009, 05:35:38 PM
found this over @ MD
  Jacked and going out clubbing?
went out last night with a buddy of mind for the first time in awhile.. let me tell ya girls love jacked guys lol.. btw i did take an anadrox before i went out to get some vascularity in me lol.. anyway this fckn dude walks up to me as im minding my own bussines far away from where everyone else is an starts mouthing off sayin shyt lik if i juiced id be bigger than you an on an on.. i ignored him which pissed him off more so then he starts geting pushy and one thing leads to another.. he swings at me... misses so i preety much bear hug his ass and throw him over one of the tables as this is going on all the boucners run at me an tell me to relax because ofcourse me being big an all i must of started it.. long story short i got kicked out and that bitch was left inside....

has this happened to anyone else how did ya deal with it?

I got my ass handed to me in a club a few weeks back. Dude started it and I got kicked out, he got to stay in  :(    I'd been screwing his g/f so I suppose karma had a little to do with it.
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: BIG_STI on May 07, 2009, 06:11:06 PM
Sounds like a normal night out for me.
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: mame09 on May 07, 2009, 06:23:14 PM
clubbing when you are jacked is a double edge sword.

on one hand if you are on the dance floor everyone creates an unintentional circle and you become the focus and if you cant dance your going to make an ass out of your self and girls know what a good dancer means in bed.

on the other hand if your a good dancer all the pussy in the club is yours ;D
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 07, 2009, 06:36:45 PM
Only idiot kids go "clubbing".  It's nothing I consider fun at all.
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: lovemonkey on May 07, 2009, 06:44:39 PM
Only idiot kids go "clubbing".  It's nothing I consider fun at all.

As a weekly sober observer, I can attest to this.
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: BIG_STI on May 07, 2009, 06:45:16 PM
Only idiot kids go "clubbing".  It's nothing I consider fun at all.

Yes spending your entire life on getbig is much more fun  ::)
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 07, 2009, 06:50:49 PM
Yes spending your entire life on getbig is much more fun  ::)

Relaxing on my deck enjoying the great weather while fucking around on my laptop is FAR more fun than standing in a hot, sweaty, crowded room full of drunk idiots with what passes for music blasting so loud you can't even have a conversation.
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: Relentless on May 07, 2009, 07:36:58 PM
Relaxing on my deck enjoying the great weather while fucking around on my laptop is FAR more fun than standing in a hot, sweaty, crowded room full of drunk idiots with what passes for music blasting so loud you can't even have a conversation.

x2
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: Mr. Magoo on May 07, 2009, 07:38:01 PM
Nothing says insecure like wearing a tank top or a beater to a club after hitting the anadrox.  Geek.

x2
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 07, 2009, 07:42:06 PM
Relaxing on my deck enjoying the great weather while fucking around on my laptop is FAR more fun than standing in a hot, sweaty, crowded room full of drunk idiots with what passes for music blasting so loud you can't even have a conversation.

Translation - I'm old and girls don't find me attractive anymore.
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 07, 2009, 07:52:05 PM
Club sluts love jacked guys... helps tons if you're a pretty boy as well ;)
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: XFACTOR on May 07, 2009, 07:55:30 PM
Nothing says insecure like wearing a tank top or a beater to a club after hitting the anadrox.  Geek.

What's anadrox?  A steroid?
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 07, 2009, 07:57:13 PM
What's anadrox?  A steroid?

Like you wouldn't know, juice head.
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: elite_lifter on May 07, 2009, 08:47:42 PM
found this over @ MD
  Jacked and going out clubbing?
went out last night with a buddy of mind for the first time in awhile.. let me tell ya girls love jacked guys lol.. btw i did take an anadrox before i went out to get some vascularity in me lol.. anyway this fckn dude walks up to me as im minding my own bussines far away from where everyone else is an starts mouthing off sayin shyt lik if i juiced id be bigger than you an on an on.. i ignored him which pissed him off more so then he starts geting pushy and one thing leads to another.. he swings at me... misses so i preety much bear hug his ass and throw him over one of the tables as this is going on all the boucners run at me an tell me to relax because ofcourse me being big an all i must of started it.. long story short i got kicked out and that bitch was left inside....

has this happened to anyone else how did ya deal with it?
Guy who wrote this is probably 150lbs soaking wet, a wannbe cage fighter, millionaire, who dates supermodels exclusively. 
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 08, 2009, 12:25:29 AM
Relaxing on my deck enjoying the great weather while fucking around on my laptop is FAR more fun than standing in a hot, sweaty, crowded room full of drunk idiots with what passes for music blasting so loud you can't even have a conversation.

Ok, but I  seriously doubt the female section of your deck looks anything like this:

(http://toronto.beforelastcall.com/_Global/img/gallery/May03-09-circa_nightclub_4032/51.jpg)

(http://toronto.beforelastcall.com/_Global/img/gallery/May03-09-circa_nightclub_4032/76.jpg)

(http://toronto.beforelastcall.com/_Global/img/gallery/May03-09-circa_nightclub_4032/71.jpg)

You get the drift... ;)  I usesd to love club sluts..

esp. when I was bouncing.
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: Meso_z on May 08, 2009, 12:30:08 AM
Only idiot kids go "clubbing".  It's nothing I consider fun at all.

Your mommy wont let you out after midnight anyway, tool.  ::)
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: The Master on May 08, 2009, 12:30:33 AM
Relaxing on my deck enjoying the great weather while fucking around on my laptop is FAR more fun than standing in a hot, sweaty, crowded room full of drunk idiots with what passes for music blasting so loud you can't even have a conversation.


Fuck off B o a t b o y. Another meltdown coming Getbig's way? ;D
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: tbombz on May 08, 2009, 12:32:16 AM
Ok, but I  seriously doubt the female section of your deck looks anything like this:

(http://toronto.beforelastcall.com/_Global/img/gallery/May03-09-circa_nightclub_4032/51.jpg)

(http://toronto.beforelastcall.com/_Global/img/gallery/May03-09-circa_nightclub_4032/76.jpg)

(http://toronto.beforelastcall.com/_Global/img/gallery/May03-09-circa_nightclub_4032/71.jpg)

You get the drift... ;)  I usesd to love club sluts..

esp. when I was bouncing.



all the girls in the first two pics are ugly
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 08, 2009, 12:41:52 AM

all the girls in the first two pics are ugly

Dude, random pics from first club in Toronto I  clicked on... just so we know Toronto has a population of about 5 million, and about 40-50 clubs (I'm not even counting bars, just pure dance clubs)

http://toronto.beforelastcall.com/gallery/

That was my whole point..
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: tbombz on May 08, 2009, 12:43:59 AM
Dude, random pics from first club in Toronto I  clicked on... just so we know Toronto has a population of about 5 million, and about 40-50 clubs (I'm not even counting bars, just pure dance clubs)

http://toronto.beforelastcall.com/gallery/

That was my whole point..

oh, ok.

yeah i would imagine there would be plenty of hot ass in toronto.
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: The Master on May 08, 2009, 12:44:59 AM
oh, ok.

yeah i would imagine there would be plenty of hot brown ass in toronto wanting to blow my banana.

Racist fuck.
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: Mars on May 08, 2009, 12:45:23 AM
the tan of that bitch is terrible, why do people think that the more tanned they are the better?
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: Figo on May 08, 2009, 12:48:38 AM
(http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/3361/guido033pl.jpg)
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: efanhowz on May 08, 2009, 12:49:44 AM
bars (with the occasional dance floor) are better. no $20 cover, no extremely loud music, no $12 vodka redbulls. and i go out in sf so all the clubs can get asian crowded
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: XFACTOR on May 08, 2009, 07:42:00 AM
Like you wouldn't know, juice head.

good to see I still have you hanging on my every last word. 



As well as my nutsack.
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: Reign Down on May 08, 2009, 07:51:28 AM
Translation - I'm old and girls don't find me attractive anymore.

Translation - goatboy just described my empty pitiful life and i'm ashamed.

ta ta
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: Pollux on May 08, 2009, 07:55:13 AM
if your a good dancer all the pussy in the club is yours ;D

Truth. Big time truth!  ;)
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on May 08, 2009, 07:55:47 AM
Relaxing on my deck enjoying the great weather while fucking around on my laptop is FAR more fun than standing in a hot, sweaty, crowded room full of drunk idiots with what passes for music blasting so loud you can't even have a conversation.
I agree,if I want to pick up a girl Id go to a club for an hour maximum then choose one and leave with her,id rather be playing pool or go to a strip club with my friends on a night out
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: jaejonna on May 08, 2009, 07:57:45 AM
If your too jacked (which ill never be) you look weird dancing IMHO..
I go 'clubbing' all the time (3 times a month) and I mean big venues not lounges... never get sick of it.. all the places i go i bring in a rolled blunt and blaze that shit inside ...Webster Hall, Pacha, Mansion, Love...
Title: Re: Jacked and going out clubbing?
Post by: Mars on May 08, 2009, 08:19:16 AM
If your too jacked (which ill never be) you look weird dancing IMHO..
I go 'clubbing' all the time (3 times a month) and I mean big venues not lounges... never get sick of it.. all the places i go i bring in a rolled blunt and blaze that shit inside ...Webster Hall, Pacha, Mansion, Love...

exactly, trust me, you dont want to be pro sized.