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Title: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 03:42:05 AM
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Post by: spinnis on May 08, 2009, 03:43:18 AM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2801p8z.jpg)
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Post by: DK II on May 08, 2009, 03:45:17 AM
lol, thanks guys.

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Post by: wavelength on May 08, 2009, 03:45:50 AM
great poster, skinnyfat though
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Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 03:46:28 AM
lol, thanks guys.



Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 03:47:43 AM
great poster, skinnyfat though

STFU Bunker Bill!
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Post by: DK II on May 08, 2009, 03:49:04 AM
great poster, skinnyfat though

skinnyfat, dumb and broke. Oh and don't forget married to a japanese because i'm ugly and couldn't get a german girl.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: wavelength on May 08, 2009, 03:49:18 AM
STFU Bunker Bill!

Haha, I like your new style ;D
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: wavelength on May 08, 2009, 03:50:16 AM
skinnyfat, dumb and broke. Oh and don't forget married to a japanese because i'm ugly and couldn't get a german girl.  ;D ;D

Selbsterkenntnis ist der beste Weg zur Besserung.
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: ironneck on May 08, 2009, 03:50:54 AM
DK
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Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 03:51:12 AM
Selbsterkenntnis ist der beste Weg zur Besserung. zum Selbstmord

Fixed.
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Post by: ironneck on May 08, 2009, 03:51:52 AM
hahaha fucking great that rap
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 03:54:16 AM
This song IS DK:

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Post by: DK II on May 08, 2009, 03:56:33 AM
Selbsterkenntnis ist der beste Weg zur Besserung.

I'm too dumb for Selbsterkenntnis.

I rather live my miserable life, even if getbiggers tell me it's worthless...  ;D ;D

This song IS DK:



I don't hate you!

Here's from me to you:

Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: kiwiol on May 08, 2009, 03:56:50 AM
DK is very funny, a Getbig legend and one of my favorite posters.

Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 03:57:30 AM
DK is very funny, a Getbig legend and one of my favorite posters.



ZODW!
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: wavelength on May 08, 2009, 03:58:24 AM
DK is very funny, a Getbig legend and one of my favorite posters.

you're not exactly the worst poster in the history of getbig yourself there emperor of kiwi land
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: LatsMcGee on May 08, 2009, 03:59:41 AM
DK is a prince amoung men and it's an honor to post with him.
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: ironneck on May 08, 2009, 04:00:41 AM
 :)
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Post by: ironneck on May 08, 2009, 04:01:55 AM
you're not exactly the worst poster in the history of getbig yourself there emperor of kiwi land


you're quite the poster of the year yourself austrian oscar-winner
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: kiwiol on May 08, 2009, 04:02:24 AM
you're not exactly the worst poster in the history of getbig yourself there emperor of kiwi land

Don't get me started on you now, you Austrian aristocrat.
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 04:04:44 AM
you're not exactly the worst poster in the history of getbig yourself there emperor of kiwi land

irrelevant for body composition

wavelength approved
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Post by: DK II on May 08, 2009, 04:06:04 AM
you're not exactly the worst poster in the history of getbig yourself there emperor of kiwi land

qft!

I love you guys!
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Post by: spinnis on May 08, 2009, 04:06:15 AM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/10nup2x.jpg)
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Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 04:06:57 AM
Don't get me started on you now, you Austrian aristocrat.

Clip My Wings

You flash that knowing smile
And bat those eyes
But I know that all the while
You're manufacturing lies
You swear that you're always behind me
And on my side
But when the world is collapsing around me
It seems your promises die
The one that I love the most
Should'nt have to ask why
And right when I need you most
Right when I'm learning to fly
You clip my wings
I try to ignore your pretending
Your jealous gaze
But I'm tired of always defending
The way I live out my days
You know where to hit me to hurt me
To shoot me down
If only you'd turn and desert me
Then I could turn life around
The one that I love the most
Should'nt have to ask why
And right when I need you most
Right when I'm learning to fly
You clip my wings
Like an angel before my eyes
You descended one day
Pulled me back up on my feet
And promised me that you'd stay
But all those words are ringing
Hollow in my mind
You cripple me
And then expect me to be kind
You clip my wings
The one that I love the most
Should'nt have to ask why
And right when I need you most
Right when I'm learning to fly
You clip my wings.

Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: ironneck on May 08, 2009, 04:07:41 AM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/10nup2x.jpg)

great arms,you still natural right?
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: spinnis on May 08, 2009, 04:07:58 AM
HOW U LIKE ME NOW MOTHERFUCKERS
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Post by: DK II on May 08, 2009, 04:08:07 AM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/10nup2x.jpg)

That's after lunch?  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: wavelength on May 08, 2009, 04:08:42 AM
you're quite the poster of the year yourself austrian oscar-winner

as shown in the drawing above you're quite the outstanding painter yourself there turkish artist of many talents

Don't get me started on you now, you Austrian aristocrat.

ok but don't restrain yourself too much, it's always best to let it out
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: spinnis on May 08, 2009, 04:08:47 AM
That's after lunch?  ;D ;D ;D

yeah, I fucking told you It would look better.


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: ironneck on May 08, 2009, 04:09:09 AM
as shown in the drawing above you're quite the outstanding painter yourself there turkish artist of many talents

ok but don't restrain yourself too much, it's always best to let it out

haha you fucker made me lol
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Stormspirit on May 08, 2009, 04:10:03 AM
any thread where deicide and DK start posting seems to blow up into 20+ pages within a few hours
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 04:10:10 AM
as shown in the drawing above you're quite the outstanding painter yourself there turkish artist of many talents

ok but don't restrain yourself too much, it's always best to let it out

Slipped Away

What fools will do for love,
wear their emotions on their sleeves
and reveal themselves to soon
What did I do for love,
but open up my heart and dive right in
Did I show myself too soon?
But I know that you wanted me
as much as I want you
And I know that you saw in me
something that you see in few
And you ran from experience
closed your eyes to someone new
When your courage gave...
And you slipped away
How easily I fall
I asked you to drop me to my knees
and with me have your way
why does it always seem
that your the one whose holding all the cards
and against my heart you play?
But I know that you wanted me
as much as I want you
And I know that you saw in me
something that you see in few
And you ran from experience
closed your eyes to someone new
When your courage gave...
And you slipped away
How sweet the blindness is
when one grows convinced that he is loved
and doesn't walk alone
Closed eyes will hide the roads
that lead a man deep down into the fire
where his ignorance is shown
But I know that you wanted me
as much as I want you
And I know that you saw in me
something that you see in few
And you ran from experience
closed your eyes to someone new
When your courage gave...
And you slipped away
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 04:10:47 AM
any thread where deicide and DK start posting seems to blow up into 20+ pages within a few hours

Why is that?
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: spinnis on May 08, 2009, 04:12:24 AM
A bit bloated from lunch though

(http://i41.tinypic.com/10qbe5j.jpg)
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 04:13:12 AM
A bit bloated from lunch though

(http://i41.tinypic.com/10qbe5j.jpg)


Genetic freak! :o
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: wavelength on May 08, 2009, 04:18:37 AM
let's put this thread back on track and tell odes about the great donkeykong
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Post by: The Master on May 08, 2009, 04:23:00 AM
DonkManKong = great guy :-*
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Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 08, 2009, 04:24:28 AM
Easily one of the best!  :)
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Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 04:27:11 AM
let's put this thread back on track and tell odes about the great donkeykong

This Empty Room
Silent as this empty room
The rain tumbles down
But falls without sound
Leaves me thinking of you
Quiet as this lonely home
Memories may last
But deeds done in the past
Are unchanging as stone
All I wanted was to live another day
Away from a world that demanded
That we live our lives this way
The walls of this house are descending
And I just cant go on pretending
The emptiness in these rooms
Hasn't hardened my heart
The walls of this house are descending
And I just can't go on pretending
The silence invading these rooms
Hasn't torn us apart
Alone and crying in the hall
Struggling to hide
The tears in your eyes
Instead of letting them fall
My words brutal as the rain
They put you in place
Like a slap to the face
But they cause you more pain
All I wanted was to live another day
Away from a world that demanded
That we live our lives this way
The walls of this house are descending
And I just cant go on pretending
The emptiness in these rooms
Hasn't hardened my heart
The walls of this house are descending
And I just cant go on pretending
The silence invading these rooms
Hasn't torn us apart
When the two of us built this foundation
It was meant to last
But after all of these strange situations
The roof is caving in fast
The walls of this house are descending
And I just cant go on pretending
The emptiness in these rooms
Hasn't hardened my heart
The walls of this house are descending
And I just cant go on pretending
The silence invading these rooms
Hasn't torn us apart.
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Fatpanda on May 08, 2009, 04:40:52 AM
great poster  with a good heart.

a valued member of team universal love  8)
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 04:44:58 AM
My scalp is ripped to shreds!

 :o

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z25/Todesfick/Portrait.jpg)
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: kiwiol on May 08, 2009, 05:05:04 AM
ok but don't restrain yourself too much, it's always best to let it out

LOL!

My scalp is ripped to shreds!

 :o

(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z25/Todesfick/Portrait.jpg)

That's not Billy Zane.
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Post by: affeman on May 08, 2009, 05:08:28 AM
skinnyfat, dumb and broke. Oh and don't forget married to a japanese because i'm ugly and couldn't get a german girl.  ;D ;D

A getbigger all through.
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Post by: webcake on May 08, 2009, 05:12:23 AM
Who?
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Post by: ironneck on May 08, 2009, 05:49:41 AM
LOL!

That's not Billy Zane.


you look like the guy from titanic,the bad guy
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Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 05:52:49 AM

you look like the guy from titanic,the bad guy

I am a BAD guy.... 8)
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: webcake on May 08, 2009, 05:54:21 AM
I am a BAD guy.... 8)

Bullshit
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 05:55:44 AM
Bullshit

 ;D
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Post by: ironneck on May 08, 2009, 05:59:58 AM
(http://bollywoodbuzz.in/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/billyzane.jpg)
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Post by: ironneck on May 08, 2009, 06:00:40 AM
i swear i see no difference between these two pics
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Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 06:02:07 AM
i swear i see no difference between these two pics

It's good to be bad... >:( ;D
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: ironneck on May 08, 2009, 06:05:01 AM
It's good to be bad... >:( ;D


you got asked for an autograph ever?
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: affeman on May 08, 2009, 07:03:44 AM
i swear i see no difference between these two pics

Take a look at their bank accounts and you'll see the difference.
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Post by: ironneck on May 08, 2009, 07:07:29 AM
Take a look at their bank accounts and you'll see the difference.


haha i wanted to write the same but didn't want to hurt deicide's feelings
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Post by: dr.chimps on May 08, 2009, 07:11:28 AM
LOL!

That's not Billy Zane.
Farkin' bullseye, Kiwi! Deicide needs to start cashing in as Zane's doppelganger!    :o 
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: ironneck on May 08, 2009, 07:12:18 AM
i thought the exact same but i didn't know his name was billy zane
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Post by: kiwiol on May 08, 2009, 07:35:00 AM
Deicide needs to start cashing in as Zane's doppelganger!    :o 

If he does, he no longer gets to complain about his genetics.
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: wavelength on May 08, 2009, 07:39:37 AM
deicide is a good looking guy
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Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 07:43:59 AM
deicide is a good looking guy

Thanks but I am well aware of my very average looks. :)
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 07:48:05 AM
If he does, he no longer gets to complain about his genetics.

Zane's got better genetics...
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Post by: The Wizard of Truth on May 08, 2009, 07:48:52 AM
Yes
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Post by: kiwiol on May 08, 2009, 08:04:12 AM
Zane's got better genetics...

Maybe, but I'm sure you could tear him a new one when it comes to writing a 6000 word polemic on why access to information doesn't necessarily equate to increase in knowledge as evidenced by the butchering of the English language in online forums, and the many crackpot theories and assertions that abound in the same.
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Post by: DeketheCreep on May 08, 2009, 08:04:59 AM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2801p8z.jpg)
wat the hell  ;D
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Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 08:08:28 AM
Maybe, but I'm sure you could tear him a new one when it comes to writing a 6000 word polemic on why access to information doesn't necessarily equate to increase in knowledge as evidenced by the butchering of the English language in online forums, and the many crackpot theories and assertions that abound in the same.

Give me his money and I will be happy enough...
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: kiwiol on May 08, 2009, 08:13:27 AM
wat the hell  ;D

It's called the gun salute, brah - respek 8)

Give me his money and I will be happy enough...

Doubt it. You know what they say - give a man an inch and he'll want a foot. Give him a foot and he'll want a yard. Give him a yard and he'll want a swimming pool installed in it.

Actually, that last bit was from Mad Magazine, but you get the idea ;D
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Fatpanda on May 08, 2009, 08:20:10 AM
deicide you have quite the bj lips, you must get a lot of offers from gays ?
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Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 08:25:37 AM
It's called the gun salute, brah - respek 8)

Doubt it. You know what they say - give a man an inch and he'll want a foot. Give him a foot and he'll want a yard. Give him a yard and he'll want a swimming pool installed in it.

Actually, that last bit was from Mad Magazine, but you get the idea ;D

I don't buy that theory.
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Post by: The Master on May 08, 2009, 08:26:47 AM
LOL!

That's not Billy Zane.



 ;D
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 08:26:59 AM
deicide you have quite the bj lips, you must get a lot of offers from gays ?

 ::)
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Fatpanda on May 08, 2009, 08:34:47 AM
::)
so you havn't had your pick of skin flutes from the 4 corners of the globe ?
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 08:37:00 AM
so you havn't had your pick of skin flutes from the 4 corners of the globe ?

No.
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Post by: Fatpanda on May 08, 2009, 08:39:13 AM
No.

if my girl had your lips she'd be playing a symphony every night.
Title: Re: An Ode to Donkeykong...
Post by: Deicide on May 08, 2009, 08:44:30 AM
if my girl had your lips she'd be playing a symphony every night.

Good to know...
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Post by: evandatp on May 08, 2009, 12:03:52 PM
Yeah, that's how I win my online arguments with DK too.

I couldn't count the number of times I've humiliated his avatar with my most muscular.
(http://i44.tinypic.com/2801p8z.jpg)