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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The RedMeatKid on May 08, 2009, 10:00:33 AM
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I was just at the bank to deposit a hefty pay check. As I stood in line I sensed someone staring at me. I looked over and saw this twenty-something guy in a Tapout shirt trying to mad-dog me. He looked lean, somewhat in shape. He probably resented the designer suit and power tie that I was wearing. As he studied me, I think he saw the callouses in my knuckles, and the power muscles of my neck, because he quickly changed his tune and gave me nod of recognition. I was ready to tee off on this kid.
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I was just at the bank to deposit a hefty pay check. As I stood in line I sensed someone staring at me. I looked over and saw this twenty-something guy in a Tapout shirt trying to mad-dog me. He looked lean, somewhat in shape. He probably resented the designer suit and power tie that I was wearing. As he studied me, I think he saw the callouses in my knuckles, and the power muscles of my neck, because he quickly changed his tune and gave me nod of recognition. I was ready to tee off on this kid.
business as usual.
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Times like that, you calmly ask the bank teller for a $10 roll of quarters.
Then you turn around, clock the guy with the metallic fist, then proceed to complete your banking.
Chances are, that teller's cell phone number will be written on your deposit receipt.
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I was just at the bank to deposit a hefty pay check. As I stood in line I sensed someone staring at me. I looked over and saw this twenty-something guy in a Tapout shirt trying to mad-dog me. He looked lean, somewhat in shape. He probably resented the designer suit and power tie that I was wearing. As he studied me, I think he saw the callouses in my knuckles, and the power muscles of my neck, because he quickly changed his tune and gave me nod of recognition. I was ready to tee off on this kid.
I bet you were upset that he was not an gay old schmoe hitting on you... ::)
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Turns out that the guy that was mean muggin' was none other than Chic. Weird, huh?
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Wait until July 11th at the UFC 100 Expo where Champion is going to introduce their Tapout line. Then the guy will be in the bank with his Tapout shirt holding a Tapout protein drink.
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I was just at the bank to deposit a hefty pay check. As I stood in line I sensed someone staring at me. I looked over and saw this twenty-something guy in a Tapout shirt trying to mad-dog me. He looked lean, somewhat in shape. He probably resented the designer suit and power tie that I was wearing. As he studied me, I think he saw the callouses in my knuckles, and the power muscles of my neck, because he quickly changed his tune and gave me nod of recognition. I was ready to tee off on this kid.
Or maybe he thought you were gay and was just testing you by holding eye contact? ???
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Times like that, you calmly ask the bank teller for a $10 roll of quarters.
Then you turn around, clock the guy with the metallic fist, then proceed to complete your banking.
Chances are, that teller's cell phone number will be written on your deposit receipt.
No need to knock the kid out. When the dickhead took note of the neck muscles he smartened right up. As far as the bitches in the bank giving their phone number, that's been going on forever with me. If it ain't my looks that does it, it's the size of the paychecks.
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No need to knock the kid out. When the dickhead took note of the neck muscles he smartened right up. As far as the bitches in the bank giving their phone number, that's been going on forever with me. If it ain't my looks that does it, it's the size of the paychecks.
You should post more. Good stuff here. :)
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I was just at the bank to deposit a hefty pay check. As I stood in line I sensed someone staring at me. I looked over and saw this twenty-something guy in a Tapout shirt trying to mad-dog me. He looked lean, somewhat in shape. He probably resented the designer suit and power tie that I was wearing. As he studied me, I think he saw the callouses in my knuckles, and the power muscles of my neck, because he quickly changed his tune and gave me nod of recognition. I was ready to tee off on this kid.
LOL...this is a joke...right?? Designer suit and power tie.. LOL...the only callouses you have are on the palm of your right hand...and if you have any neck muscles at all, we know how you got them...Oh by the way, I'm sure Walmart does the direct deposit thing, so you don't have to worry about going to the bank and getting hit on...you Big FAG ;D
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Similar thing happened to me.
I was in the bank today to make next weeks withdraw of petty cash when I could feel eyes burning a hole into the back of my head. I turned around and saw this dude wearing his full tapout attire giving me the stare down. I gave him the ol Scott Steiner Bicep flex and that's all she wrote. His girlfriend let out a deafening moan as if she just hit the best climax of her life and the guy asked me for workout advices. A pregnant lady in line started having contractions, I delivered the baby. The bitch at the counter gave me all the money and shut down the bank.
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Similar thing happened to me.
I was in the bank today to make next weeks withdraw of petty cash when I could feel eyes burning a hole into the back of my head. I turned around and saw this dude wearing his full tapout attire giving me the stare down. I gave him the ol Scott Steiner Bicep flex and that's all she wrote. His girlfriend let out a deafening moan as if she just hit the best climax of her life and the guy asked me for workout advices. A pregnant lady in line started having contractions, I delivered the baby. The bitch at the counter gave me all the money and shut down the bank.
;D
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Similar thing happened to me.
I was in the bank today to make next weeks withdraw of petty cash when I could feel eyes burning a hole into the back of my head. I turned around and saw this dude wearing his full tapout attire giving me the stare down. I gave him the ol Scott Steiner Bicep flex and that's all she wrote. His girlfriend let out a deafening moan as if she just hit the best climax of her life and the guy asked me for workout advices. A pregnant lady in line started having contractions, I delivered the baby. The bitch at the counter gave me all the money and shut down the bank.
ha
love it
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I was ready to tee off on this kid.
HAHA
Awesome expression, I'm going to use that! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Everybody on getbig owns a TapouT shirt 8) ;D
I'm sure under your suit you were wearing a TapouT wife beater ;D
HAHA Awesomeness!
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Similar thing happened to me.
I was in the bank today to make next weeks withdraw of petty cash when I could feel eyes burning a hole into the back of my head. I turned around and saw this dude wearing his full tapout attire giving me the stare down. I gave him the ol Scott Steiner Bicep flex and that's all she wrote. His girlfriend let out a deafening moan as if she just hit the best climax of her life and the guy asked me for workout advices. A pregnant lady in line started having contractions, I delivered the baby. The bitch at the counter gave me all the money and shut down the bank.
Masterful.
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I was just at the bank to deposit a hefty pay check. As I stood in line I sensed someone staring at me. I looked over and saw this twenty-something guy in a Tapout shirt trying to mad-dog me. He looked lean, somewhat in shape. He probably resented the designer suit and power tie that I was wearing. As he studied me, I think he saw the callouses in my knuckles, and the power muscles of my neck, because he quickly changed his tune and gave me nod of recognition. I was ready to tee off on this kid.
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I was just at the bank to deposit a hefty pay check. As I stood in line I sensed someone staring at me. I looked over and saw this twenty-something guy in a Tapout shirt trying to mad-dog me. He looked lean, somewhat in shape. He probably resented the designer suit and power tie that I was wearing. As he studied me, I think he saw the callouses in my knuckles, and the power muscles of my neck, because he quickly changed his tune and gave me nod of recognition. I was ready to tee off on this kid.
Real tough guys don't go around posting how tough they are. Your inadequate self-esteem shines through here.
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I was just at the bank to deposit a hefty pay check. As I stood in line I sensed someone staring at me. I looked over and saw this twenty-something guy in a Tapout shirt trying to mad-dog me. He looked lean, somewhat in shape. He probably resented the designer suit and power tie that I was wearing. As he studied me, I think he saw the callouses in my knuckles, and the power muscles of my neck, because he quickly changed his tune and gave me nod of recognition. I was ready to tee off on this kid.
you keep posting retarded karate videos and talking this made up "almost got in a fight" bullshit
your an insecure little child, ill bet you punch your pillows and kick cats and shit.
go smoke a joint and relax before you pop a vien
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you keep posting retarded karate videos and talking this made up "almost got in a fight" bullshit
your an insecure little child, ill bet you punch your pillows and kick cats and shit.
go smoke a joint and relax before you pop a vien
Beat me to it. ;D
How have you been Sgt?
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Similar thing happened to me.
I was in the bank today to make next weeks withdraw of petty cash when I could feel eyes burning a hole into the back of my head. I turned around and saw this dude wearing his full tapout attire giving me the stare down. I gave him the ol Scott Steiner Bicep flex and that's all she wrote. His girlfriend let out a deafening moan as if she just hit the best climax of her life and the guy asked me for workout advices. A pregnant lady in line started having contractions, I delivered the baby. The bitch at the counter gave me all the money and shut down the bank.
sensational ;D
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Similar thing happened to me.
I was in the bank today to make next weeks withdraw of petty cash when I could feel eyes burning a hole into the back of my head. I turned around and saw this dude wearing his full tapout attire giving me the stare down. I gave him the ol Scott Steiner Bicep flex and that's all she wrote. His girlfriend let out a deafening moan as if she just hit the best climax of her life and the guy asked me for workout advices. A pregnant lady in line started having contractions, I delivered the baby. The bitch at the counter gave me all the money and shut down the bank.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Similar thing happened to me.
I was in the bank today to make next weeks withdraw of petty cash when I could feel eyes burning a hole into the back of my head. I turned around and saw this dude wearing his full tapout attire giving me the stare down. I gave him the ol Scott Steiner Bicep flex and that's all she wrote. His girlfriend let out a deafening moan as if she just hit the best climax of her life and the guy asked me for workout advices. A pregnant lady in line started having contractions, I delivered the baby. The bitch at the counter gave me all the money and shut down the bank.
Thats the funniest fckn thing i have heard all week, hahahahhahahahahaha!
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Beat me to it. ;D
How have you been Sgt?
you know, rockin out with my root out
afraid to go to the beach from all my injection marks
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Real tough guys don't go around posting how tough they are. Your inadequate self-esteem shines through here.
You might want to learn proper use of commas in your writing. Also, to use the verb phrase "shines through" is contrary to an inherently negative phrase like "inadequate self-esteem" . You would better served to use something like "is glaring" or "is evident". Finally, the word "inadequate" feels like a clumsy attempt to sound intellectual. When writing, always pare down and edit. Use a word like "low" to modify "self esteem", which, unless you are British, doesn't require the use of a hyphen.
Grade: C+
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You might want to learn proper use of commas in your writing. Also, to use the verb phrase "shines through" is contrary to an inherently negative phrase like "indadequate self-esteem" . You would better served to use something like "is glaring" or "is evident". Finally, the word "inadequate" feels like a clumsy attempt to sound intellectual. When writing, always pare down and edit. Use a word like "low" to modify "self esteem", which, unless you are British, doesn't require the use of a hyphen.
Grade: C+
"indadequate"?
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LOL...this is a joke...right?? Designer suit and power tie.. LOL...the only callouses you have are on the palm of your right hand...and if you have any neck muscles at all, we know how you got them...Oh by the way, I'm sure Walmart does the direct deposit thing, so you don't have to worry about going to the bank and getting hit on...you Big FAG ;D
You were doing pretty good until you got into The Walmart thing. It takes away from the poignancy of the initial attack. By the way, your punctuation skills are a mess.
Grade: C-
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You were doing pretty good until you got into The Walmart thing. It takes away from the poignancy of the intitial attack. By the way, your punctuation skills are a mess.
Grade: C-
"intitial"?
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you keep posting retarded karate videos and talking this made up "almost got in a fight" bullshit
your an insecure little child, ill bet you punch your pillows and kick cats and shit.
go smoke a joint and relax before you pop a vien
The double spaces, run on sentence structure, horrific grammatical skills and spelling errors all contribute to your image as a mongoloid.
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"intitial"?
Yes, thank you.
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You might want to learn proper use of commas in your writing. Also, to use the verb phrase "shines through" is contrary to an inherently negative phrase like "inadequate self-esteem" . You would better served to use something like "is glaring" or "is evident". Finally, the word "inadequate" feels like a clumsy attempt to sound intellectual. When writing, always pare down and edit. Use a word like "low" to modify "self esteem", which, unless you are British, doesn't require the use of a hyphen.
Grade: C+
it would help if you didn't spell like a retard
tough stuff ::)
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it would help if you didn't spell like a retard
tough stuff ::)
I realize that there are several words that you have never been exposed to before. None the less, it doesn't mean they are mispelled. Thank you for your input.
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I was just at the bank to deposit a hefty pay check. As I stood in line I sensed someone staring at me. I looked over and saw this twenty-something guy in a Tapout shirt trying to mad-dog me. He looked lean, somewhat in shape. He probably resented the designer suit and power tie that I was wearing. As he studied me, I think he saw the callouses in my knuckles, and the power muscles of my neck, because he quickly changed his tune and gave me nod of recognition. I was ready to tee off on this kid.
I think you got the roles reversed tough guy
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I realize that there are several words that you have never been exposed to before. None the less, it doesn't mean they are mispelled. Thank you for your input.
are you saying you love the cock
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are you saying you love the cock
No, I'm saying your mother hates when I get Dorito stains all over my fingers cause it stains her ovaries.
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Didn't think punks that wore Tapout shirts had bank accounts.
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The double spaces, run on sentence structure, horrific grammatical skills and spelling errors all contribute to your image as a mongoloid.
You are a homo!
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What amazes me is how many dip shit meat heads actually fell for this obvious troll.
It's a shame that one could be dull enough to miss the comedic entertainment value of a parody post like this.
However, one could also argue that the mouth breathing morons that "didn't get it" in reply simply added to the delight of it all.
Real tough guys don't go around posting how tough they are. Your inadequate self-esteem shines through here.
^ This guy gets the biggest moron in the thread Prize.
you keep posting retarded karate videos and talking this made up "almost got in a fight" bullshit
your an insecure little child, ill bet you punch your pillows and kick cats and shit.
go smoke a joint and relax before you pop a vien
^ 2nd Place
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No, I'm saying your mother hates when I get Dorito stains all over my fingers cause it stains her ovaries.
you love doritos and the cock
so you are a fat homo