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Title: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: jehwit on May 12, 2009, 03:42:11 PM
After much pensive study and observation, I have determined the Ideal Physique for the evolved male of today: A skinny body, with slender legs, a small tight derier, narrow back, long thin neck.  The only muscles which need to be trained are the pecs and biceps.  This is a fabulous look.

To attain this look, one must eat a diet of tuna, chicken, fruits and veggies, whole grains.  A solid hour of steady state cardio six days per week.  And, finally, multiple sets of flat benches and ez-bar curls, three days per week.
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: tendonitis on May 12, 2009, 03:43:42 PM
dude, seriously, could you be any gayer?
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: Kwon on May 12, 2009, 03:44:17 PM
Just follow Johnny Falcons "Jethro Tull"-workout and yer set.
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: jehwit on May 12, 2009, 03:47:28 PM
Just follow Johnny Falcons "Jethro Tull"-workout and yer set.

Pardon me, but this is a serious thread.  Please don't mention that mentally ill twit's name.
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 12, 2009, 03:53:23 PM
dude, seriously, could you be any gayer?

gayer than a new thread of Jewhit's?
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: io856 on May 12, 2009, 03:55:16 PM
It looks good but it doesn't look powerful and strong
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: jehwit on May 12, 2009, 03:56:57 PM
It looks good but it doesn't look powerful and strong

You don't want to look powerful and strong.  You want to look like a long, slinky jungle cat getting ready to pounce...
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: io856 on May 12, 2009, 03:58:12 PM
You don't want to look powerful and strong.  You want to look like a long, slinky jungle cat getting ready to pounce...

I know what you are saying  :D

Its funny though.. the chest + biceps builders with good low chest and big biceps tend to look like that...
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: jehwit on May 12, 2009, 04:01:51 PM
I know what you are saying  :D

Its funny though.. the chest + biceps builders with good low chest and big biceps tend to look like that...

Strict diet, tons of steady state cardio, crunches, and set after set of benches and curls. 
Do this, and the Summer will very good to you. ;)
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: brooklynbruiser on May 12, 2009, 04:27:43 PM
Jungle cat ready to pounce? Wow. Really?

LMAO
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: jehwit on May 12, 2009, 05:11:48 PM
Jungle cat ready to pounce? Wow. Really?

LMAO

mmeeeooowww
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: Kwon on May 12, 2009, 05:27:11 PM
After much pensive study and observation, I have determined the Ideal Physique for the evolved male of today: A skinny body, with slender legs, a small tight derier, narrow back, long thin neck.  The only muscles which need to be trained are the pecs and biceps.  This is a fabulous look.

To attain this look, one must eat a diet of tuna, chicken, fruits and veggies, whole grains.  A solid hour of steady state cardio six days per week.  And, finally, multiple sets of flat benches and ez-bar curls, three days per week.

Just follow Johnny Falcons "Jethro Tull"-workout and yer set.

DW is the king of the epic pussy pulling physique.
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: CastIron on May 12, 2009, 05:29:24 PM
After much pensive study and observation, I have determined the Ideal Physique for the evolved male of today: A skinny body, with slender legs, a small tight derier, narrow back, long thin neck.  The only muscles which need to be trained are the pecs and biceps.  This is a fabulous look.

To attain this look, one must eat a diet of tuna, chicken, fruits and veggies, whole grains.  A solid hour of steady state cardio six days per week.  And, finally, multiple sets of flat benches and ez-bar curls, three days per week.

Your ideal sucks dick.

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2nbtv29.jpg)
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: brooklynbruiser on May 13, 2009, 04:55:19 AM
Your ideal sucks dick.

(http://i43.tinypic.com/2nbtv29.jpg)

Probably.
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: Pete Nice on May 13, 2009, 05:07:29 AM
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Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: Red Hook on May 13, 2009, 05:11:21 AM
Jungle cat ready to pounce? Wow. Really?

LMAO

yep, a look that we all strive for

7-10 miles of cardio per day, bench press and bicep curls until the "jungle cat ready to pounce" look is achieved aka please don't kick my ass please look
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: Deicide on May 13, 2009, 05:13:17 AM
...

Is that really him?
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: Pete Nice on May 13, 2009, 05:16:41 AM
Is that really him?


That's "Trapezkerl" he used to post here...

dead ringer for Brad in the face though.
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: Deicide on May 13, 2009, 05:17:06 AM

That's "Trapezkerl" he used to post here...

dead ringer for Brad in the face though.

Haha...
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: Mars on May 13, 2009, 05:17:45 AM
You don't want to look powerful and strong.  You want to look like a long, slinky jungle cat getting ready to pounce...

agree
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: Red Hook on May 13, 2009, 05:19:36 AM
...

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=280315.0;attach=320277;image)


that is a pussy wrecking machine body,  If I had that build I would never wear a shirt anywhere
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: Mars on May 13, 2009, 05:21:17 AM
derek anthony.
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: DeketheCreep on May 13, 2009, 05:33:42 AM
After much pensive study and observation, I have determined the Ideal Physique for the evolved male of today: A skinny body, with slender legs, a small tight derier, narrow back, long thin neck.  The only muscles which need to be trained are the pecs and biceps.  This is a fabulous look.

To attain this look, one must eat a diet of tuna, chicken, fruits and veggies, whole grains.  A solid hour of steady state cardio six days per week.  And, finally, multiple sets of flat benches and ez-bar curls, three days per week.
post of a genious ;D
Title: Re: The Ideal Physique And How To Attain It
Post by: DeketheCreep on May 13, 2009, 05:38:47 AM
(http://www.hotsologirlz.net/galleries/littleliana-009-hq/pic05.jpg)

(http://www.hotsologirlz.net/galleries/littleliana-009-hq/pic09.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v45/gitarooqueen/failed/707417.jpg)