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Title: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: The Master on May 12, 2009, 05:46:44 PM
Debussey has to warn against this product. After eating it the farts that came out were rotten as hell. Stay away!
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: tbombz on May 12, 2009, 05:47:47 PM
dennisons fat free chili... thats the worst stuff... i ate a couple cans of it over the weekend and my gf was sleepin in my bed for the sat/sun night...lmao...
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: tendonitis on May 12, 2009, 05:48:34 PM
double filtered farts are the worst
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: lax on May 12, 2009, 05:48:46 PM
add some broccoli and you will clear your sinuses
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on May 12, 2009, 05:51:04 PM
ewww this stuff sounds nasty
im sticking to eggology egg whites...the choice of an 8 time olympian champion...not some glorified movie extra w/ a toupee.
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: io856 on May 12, 2009, 05:53:03 PM
ewww this stuff sounds nasty
im sticking to eggology egg whites...the choice of an 8 time olympian champion...not some glorified movie extra w/ a toupee.
hahaha

Bob never answered why they are called egg whites international yet are only based in the US and only service US customers
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: lax on May 12, 2009, 05:54:00 PM
ewww this stuff sounds nasty
im sticking to eggology egg whites...the choice of an 8 time olympian champion...not some glorified movie extra w/ a toupee.

does not bob chick own that co?
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on May 12, 2009, 05:55:24 PM
does not bob chick own that co?
bob owns part of the egg whites int company...he claims the taste was so amazing he had to buy some of the company

hahaha

Bob never answered why they are called egg whites international yet are only based in the US and only service US customers
would be nice to know
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 12, 2009, 06:01:33 PM
Not only that, but they cost TWICE as much as egg whites from the grocery store.   Those are some expensive egg farts!
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: Fury on May 12, 2009, 06:02:40 PM
Not only that, but they cost TWICE as much as egg whites from the grocery store.   Those are some expensive egg farts!

Apparently only Bob's egg whites are pasteurized. The stores have been lying to you all along.
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 12, 2009, 06:12:33 PM
Apparently only Bob's egg whites are pasteurized. The stores have been lying to you all along.

Really?  It's amazing how every egg-white producer in the country, except for Bob's muscular chicken brand, are flagrantly violating USDA food safety laws.  They really need to get on that!
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 12, 2009, 06:13:39 PM
Apparently, pasteurization = farts
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: io856 on May 12, 2009, 06:13:44 PM
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Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: chaos on May 12, 2009, 06:14:12 PM
Someone's going to shit themselves when they see this thread. ;D
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 12, 2009, 06:14:48 PM
(http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens1485992_EWI-135x110-w.gif)


See, that cool logo easily makes the product worth an extra $17/gallon!
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: io856 on May 12, 2009, 06:16:02 PM

See, that cool logo easily makes the product worth an extra $17/gallon!
At least then you know its for bodybuilding purposes...  ;D

I mean other egg whites could be made for any purpose  :o
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 12, 2009, 06:16:22 PM
Someone's going to shit themselves when they see this thread. ;D



Unless they're already shitting themselves from excessive egg white consumption.
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: chaos on May 12, 2009, 06:17:13 PM


Unless they're already shitting themselves from excessive egg white consumption.
Only one brand of egg whites will give you the shits..........
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 12, 2009, 06:18:06 PM
Only one brand of egg whites will give you the shits..........


Which brand would that be?  ;D
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: Fury on May 12, 2009, 06:18:47 PM
It's kind of like owning a real expensive car. People will think you're important and successful if you pay an extra $17 for a gallon of egg whites.
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: The Master on May 12, 2009, 06:19:41 PM
Only one brand of egg whites will give you the shits..........

Damn, Debussey can testify to that too. The arse has been real runny today :-X
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: johnnynoname on May 12, 2009, 06:20:02 PM
pw3ned the whole lot of you

EGGBEATER's > lana dora's crap

ftw
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: chaos on May 12, 2009, 06:21:03 PM

Which brand would that be?  ;D
:D



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Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 12, 2009, 06:22:22 PM
It's kind of like owning a real expensive car. People will think you're important and successful if you pay an extra $17 for a gallon of egg whites.


But how will people know I bought the super-expensive egg whites unless I tell them??  I mean, they look the same, and they taste the same, and they contain the exact same protein and nutritional content.  How can I use this product to demonstrate that I am better than everyone else and lord it over them?
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: chaos on May 12, 2009, 06:23:05 PM

But how will people know I bought the super-expensive egg whites unless I tell them??  I mean, they look the same, and they taste the same, and they contain the exact same protein and nutritional content.  How can I use this product to demonstrate that I am better than everyone else and lord it over them?
Peel the labels off and stick them to the back of your BMW. :D
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: io856 on May 12, 2009, 06:24:04 PM

But how will people know I bought the super-expensive egg whites unless I tell them??  I mean, they look the same, and they taste the same, and they contain the exact same protein and nutritional content.  How can I use this product to demonstrate that I am better than everyone else and lord it over them?
Thats what the clothing line is for  :D


(http://www.eggwhitesint.com/images/products/300_image.jpg)
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: The Master on May 12, 2009, 06:28:17 PM
This shit turns you into a freakin shitspray fagtory and methane fart machine. Stay the fuck away, not pleasant! Add a lighter and you become a blowtorch and shitspray decorator!
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 12, 2009, 06:28:59 PM
Thats what the clothing line is for  :D


(http://www.eggwhitesint.com/images/products/300_image.jpg)




Of course!   Why didn't I think of that?



So lemme ask a question....  couldn't I just buy one of those t-shirts and wear it while I'm consuming regular-priced egg whites from Costco?  Then people will think I'm rich enough to pay more than twice as much money for the exact same product!  :D
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on May 12, 2009, 06:32:10 PM
haha bob is destroying all hopes of new customers on getbig buying these egg whites

lol hes costing the company tons of money :D
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: The Master on May 12, 2009, 06:33:02 PM
Chaps! Avoid Eggwhites International! They gave me gas for a week! The floatsam in the toilet changed shape!
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: The Master on May 12, 2009, 06:38:51 PM
In all seriousness, Debussey really advices against this product. Gave horrible smelly fart attacks and runny arse.
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: Buttsuck on May 12, 2009, 07:06:41 PM
In all seriousness, Debussey really advices against this product. Gave horrible smelly fart attacks and runny arse.
Debussey, what are your thoughts on hot air balloon farts? You know the kind... Hot, smelly, rise very quickly, linger in a room, and could probably power a grill.
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: Kegdrainer on May 12, 2009, 07:32:48 PM
Egg whites international is not special.  From the USDA.gov site

"The law requires that all egg products distributed for consumption be pasteurized. This means that they must be rapidly heated and held at a minimum required temperature for a specified time. This destroys Salmonella, but it does not cook the eggs or affect their color, flavor, nutritional value, or use. Dried whites are pasteurized by heating in the dried form, again for a specified time and at a minimum required temperature. "


Also worth mentioning for food safety that you should not use ANY opened liquid egg product after 7 days.

Eggwhites int will have you believe this:

"What Is the "Shelf Life" of Egg Whites?

Our own personal tests have shown that Egg Whites, if maintained at 40 degrees or lower in the refrigerator, stay good for up to 6 to 8 months, even when opened. However, we recommend that you use them in 3 to 4 months to assure the best quality product. If you freeze them, they will last indefinitely. To determine if they are good or not, the best test is to smell them. If there is any odor whatsoever, discard them. Egg Whites have no odor or taste. "


6-8 months?!?!?!  and you can freeze them INDEFINITELY?!?!?!  I think not. 

Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 12, 2009, 07:47:35 PM
Egg whites international is not special.  From the USDA.gov site

"The law requires that all egg products distributed for consumption be pasteurized. This means that they must be rapidly heated and held at a minimum required temperature for a specified time. This destroys Salmonella, but it does not cook the eggs or affect their color, flavor, nutritional value, or use. Dried whites are pasteurized by heating in the dried form, again for a specified time and at a minimum required temperature. "


Also worth mentioning for food safety that you should not use ANY opened liquid egg product after 7 days.

Eggwhites int will have you believe this:

"What Is the "Shelf Life" of Egg Whites?

Our own personal tests have shown that Egg Whites, if maintained at 40 degrees or lower in the refrigerator, stay good for up to 6 to 8 months, even when opened. However, we recommend that you use them in 3 to 4 months to assure the best quality product. If you freeze them, they will last indefinitely. To determine if they are good or not, the best test is to smell them. If there is any odor whatsoever, discard them. Egg Whites have no odor or taste. "


6-8 months?!?!?!  and you can freeze them INDEFINITELY?!?!?!  I think not. 




Are you suggesting that Bob wants us to get food poisoning?   :o
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: elite_lifter on May 12, 2009, 08:26:10 PM
ewww this stuff sounds nasty
im sticking to eggology egg whites...the choice of an 8 time olympian champion...not some glorified movie extra w/ a toupee.
;D
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 12, 2009, 09:10:14 PM
Since Egg Whites International does not ship internationally, how can our bros in Britain enjoy the instant status boost gained from grossly overpaying for egg whites?  It's not fair that we should have all the high-class stuff in America only! 
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: TechnoViking on May 12, 2009, 10:34:02 PM
Does anyone know if Rusty Jeffers is still going to get into the egg white business? I've heard that his company called Eggwhite Americano is supposed to be top notch...
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 12, 2009, 10:53:09 PM
Since Egg Whites International does not ship internationally, how can our bros in Britain enjoy the instant status boost gained from grossly overpaying for egg whites?  It's not fair that we should have all the high-class stuff in America only! 

What happened to just buying eggs from the store and separating the egg whites yourself? It is not that hard.
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: TechnoViking on May 12, 2009, 11:43:14 PM
What happened to just buying eggs from the store and separating the egg whites yourself? It is not that hard.

I believe Chick said and he can correct me if i'm wrong that separating them yourself is like not wanting to come out of the stone age or something along those lines...
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: gordiano on May 13, 2009, 12:01:29 AM
If I wanted the fucking "runs", I'll just go to Taco Bell and have something on their Value Menu, for much less.


Oh wait...I don't get the roided up chicken though, do I?
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: SAW on May 13, 2009, 02:13:49 AM
Does anyone remember 80's bodybuilder David Hawk's product Nutravita , I think that was the name? It was egg white tube filled with meat.
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: The Master on May 13, 2009, 07:14:41 AM
This shit is still giving Debussey rotten farts, a day after consumption! :-X

Do not buy this product
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: DK II on May 13, 2009, 07:16:35 AM
Peel the labels off and stick them to the back of your BMW. :D

LMAO!
Title: Re: Rotten farts after eating eggwhite international eggwhites
Post by: Spike on May 13, 2009, 07:28:52 AM
hahaha

Bob never answered why they are called egg whites international yet are only based in the US and only service US customers

LMFAO :-*