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Title: Half-ton Teen
Post by: Tre on May 17, 2009, 05:03:12 PM

These potential GetBiggers (no homo) are being sabotaged by their moms   >:( :

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00701/SNF08FAT1-682_701744a.jpg)

(http://www.tvscoop.tv/kenneth_brumley.jpg)
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: dr.chimps on May 17, 2009, 05:04:31 PM
These potential GetBiggers (no homo) are being sabotaged by their moms   >:( :
Is it just me, or do I sense a love connection?
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: CARTEL on May 17, 2009, 05:04:49 PM
Just imagine how good they will look when they cut up for the summer.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: polychronopolous on May 17, 2009, 05:06:23 PM
Yeah I just seen a few minutes of it on tv.

Poor bastard, they shown a video clip of a nurse showering him and his fat mounds hung down so low that they didn't even have to blur out his dick, cause there was no possible way anyone was gonna see it.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: CARTEL on May 17, 2009, 05:08:16 PM
Yeah I just seen a few minutes of it on tv.

Poor bastard, they shown a video clip of a nurse showering him and his fat mounds hung down so low that they didn't even have to blur out his dick, cause there was no possible way anyone was gonna see it.

The black dude in the second picture must be hung like a Sperm Whale then.

Broseph has a towel over his.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: mass 04 on May 17, 2009, 05:12:08 PM
I'm sorry, i have no sympathy for these fat fucks. You would think when you hit 500 lbs "Hey, maybe i should stop eating." The caloric intake needed to maintain that weight nevermind gain is astounding. Fuck them
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 17, 2009, 05:12:23 PM
The black dude in the second picture must be hung like a Sperm Whale then.

Broseph has a towel over his.

That might just be a "front" like in the past when famous men who were polesmokers would still take out "paternity insurance" to make people think they didn't crave the penoris.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: Boost on May 17, 2009, 05:14:58 PM
Sluggish Thyroid
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: mass 04 on May 17, 2009, 05:18:30 PM
Sluggish Thyroid
I know you are joking, but that pisses me off too. These pigs blame everything under the sun thyroid, stress, sadness,abuse for weighing 6oo lbs. How about you take responsibility for yourself. Are you either too dumb or that deluded to realize the 5 pizzas a day maybe just maybe have caused you to become a disgusting drain on your family and society.

meltdown
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: stormshadow on May 17, 2009, 05:20:37 PM
Did you see the shot with his shirt off?  Brutal 6" Diameter nipples.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: stormshadow on May 17, 2009, 05:22:51 PM
I'm sorry, i have no sympathy for these fat fucks. You would think when you hit 500 lbs "Hey, maybe i should stop eating." The caloric intake needed to maintain that weight nevermind gain is astounding. Fuck them

The kid don't know any better.  His mother created this by her overbearing mothering which fucked him up and gave him no chance to learn things on his own.  Did you hear the doctor say that these people have a child like mentality because their family does everything for them.  The doctor said he is an 8 year old on the inside.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: Boost on May 17, 2009, 05:22:57 PM
I know you are joking, but that pisses me off too. These pigs blame everything under the sun thyroid, stress, sadness,abuse for weighing 6oo lbs. How about you take responsibility for yourself. Are you either too dumb or that deluded to realize the 5 pizzas a day maybe just maybe have caused you to become a disgusting drain on your family and society.

meltdown
It really is crazy, I once saw a show where a guy was living in a clinic designed to help him lose weight. He couldn't walk, but his girlfriend was smuggling in Mcdonalds every day for him.

I have zero sympathy for these "super obese"

300lb can be rationalised

600lb is just straight up ridiculous

Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: polychronopolous on May 17, 2009, 05:23:07 PM
Legit 26" arms
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: Bast175 on May 17, 2009, 05:23:45 PM
I'm sorry, i have no sympathy for these fat fucks. You would think when you hit 500 lbs "Hey, maybe i should stop eating." The caloric intake needed to maintain that weight nevermind gain is astounding. Fuck them

 Obviously they have genetic problems.   Gluttons can get up to 300, 400lbs tops, but above that it's genetics.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 17, 2009, 05:23:55 PM
It really is crazy, I once saw a show where a guy was living in a clinic designed to help him lose weight. He couldn't walk, but his girlfriend was smuggling in Mcdonalds every day for him.

I have zero sympathy for these "super obese"

300lb can be rationalised

600lb is just straight up ridiculous



He had a girlfriend??
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: mass 04 on May 17, 2009, 05:27:55 PM
 Obviously they have genetic problems.   Gluttons can get up to 300, 400lbs tops, but above that it's genetics.
If they are predisposed to being that fat, they should take precautions to assure it doesn't happen and teach their kids proper eating habits so they don't end up 400 lb diabetic adults.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: CARTEL on May 17, 2009, 05:29:18 PM
He had a girlfriend??

Maybe she's a chubby chaser.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 17, 2009, 05:31:05 PM
Maybe she's a chubby chaser.

He probably wasn't difficult to catch, unless he was going downhill.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: Boost on May 17, 2009, 05:31:57 PM
He had a girlfriend??
She was almost as big as him.

They even talked about sex and how even though they were immobile, no one went unsatisfied

It was absolutely revolting
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: kiwiol on May 17, 2009, 05:32:28 PM
He had a girlfriend??

Maybe she was rescued by Greenpeace from Japanese harpooners and now has her own exhibit tank in Sea world?
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: CARTEL on May 17, 2009, 05:33:50 PM
She was almost as big as him.

They even talked about sex and how even though they were immobile, no one went unsatisfied

It was absolutely revolting

The sex must have smelled delightful  :-X
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 17, 2009, 05:36:40 PM
She was almost as big as him.

They even talked about sex and how even though they were immobile, no one went unsatisfied

It was absolutely revolting

I can't wait until they join Planet Fitness together, then complain about anyone looking at them for "judging" 
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: mass 04 on May 17, 2009, 05:36:54 PM
The sex must have smelled delightful  :-X
Show some respect! Onlyme once looked in the general vicinity of Farrah Fawcet at a 1978 brunch,
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: kiwiol on May 17, 2009, 05:39:15 PM
They even talked about sex and how even though they were immobile, no one went unsatisfied

Don't think they could have intercourse because of the physical constraints, but maybe they improvised - like "I'll hide this donut under one of my many skin folds and if you guess it right the first time, you eat it. If not I eat it".

Imagine polishing off 3 dozen donuts and 6 buckets of KFC like that. Not to mention they could also incorporate the "spray whipped cream and lick it off me" routine as foreplay. Epic "oral" sex.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: CARTEL on May 17, 2009, 05:41:50 PM
Show some respect! Onlyme once looked in the general vicinity of Farrah Fawcet at a 1978 brunch,

I know. I was standing at the buffet line with that black dude from Police Academy at the time.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: CastIron on May 17, 2009, 05:42:26 PM
I know you are joking, but that pisses me off too. These pigs blame everything under the sun thyroid, stress, sadness,abuse for weighing 6oo lbs. How about you take responsibility for yourself. Are you either too dumb or that deluded to realize the 5 pizzas a day maybe just maybe have caused you to become a disgusting drain on your family and society.

meltdown

When you know what the fuck your talking about, then speak.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: Boost on May 17, 2009, 05:43:22 PM
When you know what the fuck your talking about, then speak.
Touched a nerve?

Are you a former fatboy?
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 17, 2009, 05:43:28 PM
Don't think they could have intercourse because of the physical constraints, but maybe they improvised - like "I'll hide this donut under one of my many skin folds and if you guess it right the first time, you eat it. If not I eat it".

Imagine polishing off 3 dozen donuts and 6 buckets of KFC like that. Not to mention they could also incorporate the "spray whipped cream and lick it off me" routine as foreplay. Epic "oral" sex.

The only problem I can foresee with this is that there is probably enough food to feed half of Bulgaria trapped in the folds of this couple's flesh.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: Tre on May 17, 2009, 06:04:41 PM
Is it just me, or do I sense a love connection?

Some of the moms of fat kids are addicted to the need to feel needed.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: mass 04 on May 17, 2009, 06:05:43 PM
When you know what the fuck your talking about, then speak.
haha oh brother.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: CastIron on May 17, 2009, 06:20:41 PM
haha oh brother.

x2
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: CastIron on May 17, 2009, 06:21:32 PM
Touched a nerve?

Are you a former fatboy?

He cant back up what he's talking about. ;)
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: calfzilla on May 17, 2009, 11:05:14 PM
Ha ha, lots of sensitive compassionate gebiggers posting in this thread.   ;D
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: LatsMcGee on May 18, 2009, 02:06:48 AM
Melvin Goodrum is a serious bulker.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: TestDummy on June 06, 2009, 06:37:35 AM
LOL!!! Wow I actually watched this on t.v. His mom runs around shoving hot dogs in his mouth while he lays sits on his fat ass playing video games all day!!!! fucking pathetic to let yourself even get like that.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: calfzilla on June 06, 2009, 01:03:59 PM
LOL!!! Wow I actually watched this on t.v. His mom runs around shoving hot dogs in his mouth while he lays sits on his fat ass playing video games all day!!!! fucking pathetic to let yourself even get like that.
Livin the dream getbig style.  8)
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: Butterbean on June 07, 2009, 01:15:14 PM
The kid don't know any better.  His mother created this by her overbearing mothering which fucked him up and gave him no chance to learn things on his own.  Did you hear the doctor say that these people have a child like mentality because their family does everything for them.  The doctor said he is an 8 year old on the inside.

The mom lost her first kid at like 18 months and kind of snapped or something.  She seems to be trying to keep this kid as a baby so he will never leave her.
Title: Re: Half-ton Teen
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on June 20, 2009, 04:07:56 PM
the greatest was when one of them said, "yeah, its time to lose weight." no shit , it was time 400 lbs ago. when you were only 375 lbs.

Sad though. parents totally to blame. givin' them hot dogs like they were multi vitimins.