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Title: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 22, 2009, 02:16:39 PM
A friend of mine and I were reminiscing about "the good old days" and he remembered seeing two young fellows getting ready to "throw down" at a bar...one of them warned the other "I'm tough as nails and twice as sharp!!"   ::)
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 22, 2009, 03:32:55 PM
A friend of mine and I were reminiscing about "the good old days" and he remembered seeing two young fellows getting ready to "throw down" at a bar...one of them warned the other "I'm tough as nails and twice as sharp!!"   ::)


haha, who won the fight Beaver or Opie ?  haha


I heard a guy tell a one-armed guy that he would beat him so badly that his mom wouldn't recognize him in the hospital... :-\
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: kiwiol on May 22, 2009, 03:37:52 PM
I will post your IP address

Meet me in the parking lot of XYZ gym if you want to throw hands

I carried a 600 lb stone for 300 yards just because an old lady asked me nicely

I keel you

AHAHAHA FCUK YU HATIZ CUM SE ME IN DA ARNOLD IF U DARE FCKIN SCUM HATIZ LOLOL
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 22, 2009, 03:39:36 PM
I will post your IP address

Meet me in the parking lot of XYZ gym if you want to throw hands

I carried a 600 lb stone for 300 yards just because an old lady asked me nicely

I keel you

AHAHAHA FCUK YU HATIZ CUM SE ME IN DA ARNOLD IF U DARE FCKIN SCUM HATIZ LOLOL

"throw hands" always makes me think about ole Jamiex420.... hahaha classic getbig
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: StickStickly on May 22, 2009, 03:42:21 PM
I will post your IP address

Meet me in the parking lot of XYZ gym if you want to throw hands

I carried a 600 lb stone for 300 yards just because an old lady asked me nicely

I keel you

AHAHAHA FCUK YU HATIZ CUM SE ME IN DA ARNOLD IF U DARE FCKIN SCUM HATIZ LOLOL
You are a sad person who has done nothing with his life. I once went to a charity ball for class z celebrities where i sat next to Jonesy from Police Academy. I hate to think what your life is like.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: tommywishbone on May 22, 2009, 03:42:28 PM
"Killing is my business, and business is good."  -Some lame dude

I kicked him in the nuts, right after he finished the sentence. ;D
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Ursus on May 22, 2009, 03:45:18 PM
I dont use funny quotes like that cos id get flustered and stutter something wrong so i just act.

I hit a guy on the bus once when i was like 15-16. I said "ill hit you a fucking dig in teh gob you wnat that?" he sed, "go well" i said "you want me to" he said "go will" i said "you want me to?" then i realised how gay i sounded and what i was doing plus whole bus was looking at me so i just belted him and floored him.

If its a serious situation involving me i cant talk too well i just react, if its diffusing a situationim grand no matter the xeverity of it
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: tommywishbone on May 22, 2009, 03:46:31 PM
I dont use funny quotes like that cos id get flustered and stutter something wrong so i just act.

I hit a guy on the bus once when i was like 15-16. I said "ill hit you a fucking dig in teh gob you wnat that?" he sed, "go well" i said "you want me to" he said "go will" i said "you want me to?" then i realised how gay i sounded and what i was doing plus whole bus was looking at me so i just belted him and floored him.

If its a serious situation involving me i cant talk too well i just react, if its diffusing a situationim grand no matter the xeverity of it

Son, stay off the drugs.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Ursus on May 22, 2009, 03:49:16 PM
its true. i splutterd and stumbled the same words out 3x then relaised i was a douche so i hit him.

he was a guy in my year at school
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: kiwiol on May 22, 2009, 03:50:38 PM
You are a sad person who has done nothing with his life. I once went to a charity ball for class z celebrities where i sat next to Jonesy from Police Academy. I hate to think what your life is like.

Hahaha Ron should let him out of Time out already. Poor Onlymen :'(
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Boost on May 22, 2009, 03:54:20 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.

...And I'm all outta gum.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: dr.chimps on May 22, 2009, 03:58:32 PM
its true. i splutterd and stumbled the same words out 3x then relaised i was a douche so i hit him.

he was a guy in my year at school
Ouch. So, you're a stumbling, bumbling head case!? 
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Ursus on May 22, 2009, 04:03:21 PM
At that time i was. I was only 15-16

Now i am pretty calm and laid back
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Spike on May 22, 2009, 04:08:24 PM
I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all outta bubblegum

Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 22, 2009, 04:19:28 PM
I will post your IP address



actually ya dont hafta post it..just mass ping the crapulence out of it and set the packet size to over 1500..(1500 is max for ethernet)  ;D
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: kiwiol on May 22, 2009, 04:30:07 PM
actually ya dont hafta post it..just mass ping the crapulence out of it and set the packet size to over 1500..(1500 is max for ethernet)  ;D

You had me at "Actually"
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 22, 2009, 04:35:04 PM
You had me at "Actually"

my taint feels all warm and fuzzy like  :)
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 22, 2009, 04:57:17 PM

haha, who won the fight Beaver or Opie ?  haha


I heard a guy tell a one-armed guy that he would beat him so badly that his mom wouldn't recognize him in the hospital... :-\

It was almost like the "cripple fight" in South Park...which I always wish that they had taken one step farther...a cripple Battle Royal...then the police come and issue citations...when all the cripples have to appear in Court, a fight breaks out among the parents because there are only about five handicap spots to be had.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: webcake on May 22, 2009, 05:01:41 PM
"I'll fuckin smash you bro"
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 22, 2009, 05:05:23 PM
I just remembered a lame example from The Breakfast Club   "Two hits.  Me hittin' you; you hittin' the floor."  Fucking weak.

(http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/breakfast-club-400-030107.jpg)
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 22, 2009, 06:05:17 PM
I just remembered a lame example from The Breakfast Club   "Two hits.  Me hittin' you; you hittin' the floor."  Fucking weak.


haha, yes, but a great movie!  8)

Plus it had the classic "mess with the bull, you get the horns...."
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 22, 2009, 06:07:55 PM
haha, yes, but a great movie!  8)

Plus it had the classic "mess with the bull, you get the horns...."

Don't mess with the bull young man.  You'll get the horns.
If I have to come back in here again, I'M CRACKIN' SKULLS!!  >:(

(http://www.filmfashion.nl/stills/breakfastclub7.jpg)

Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Mr. Magoo on May 22, 2009, 06:08:59 PM
I've heard the breakfast club one used before in action.

another one i've heard too many times is "keep it up and see what happens"

and anything involving the phrase "Knuckle sandwich".
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 22, 2009, 06:09:23 PM
Don't mess with the bull young man.  You'll get the horns.
If I have to come back in here again, I'M CRACKIN' SKULLS!!  >:(

(http://www.filmfashion.nl/stills/breakfastclub7.jpg)



Coolest.....guy......eve r.......  ;D
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: dr.chimps on May 22, 2009, 06:11:12 PM
Coolest.....guy......ever.......  ;D
Yes!  PIP    :'(
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 22, 2009, 06:14:19 PM
In one of the Steven Segall movies, a guy told Segall, "Only two things stopping you.  Fear and common sense."  Then, of course, Segall knocked his teeth out with a cue ball in a sock.   :D
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 22, 2009, 06:14:56 PM
"fuck you...."

"no fuck you..."

"No....fuck you..."

"What are you gonna do about it?"
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Mr. Magoo on May 22, 2009, 06:19:45 PM
any stabs at the other persons mother counts as weak or lame.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 22, 2009, 06:29:23 PM
Off subject...

I knew a guy once who had a gun pulled on him....his response "You better hope that thing is made out of chocolate because I'm going to make you eat it..."  No bullshit...he was not a very stable guy, but he didn't get shot.


Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: kiwiol on May 22, 2009, 06:31:01 PM
Look, do you want to get hurt? I don't think you wanna get hurt but if you wanna get hurt...I can hurt you.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 22, 2009, 06:31:28 PM
Off subject...

I knew a guy once who had a gun pulled on him....his response "You better hope that thing is made out of chocolate because I'm going to make you eat it..."  No bullshit...he was not a very stable guy, but he didn't get shot.




Whatever works...

I'm surprised he didn't do that old, "I'm a mean guy from down the street...kick your ass from street to street."

Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 22, 2009, 06:32:33 PM
Look, do you want to get hurt? I don't think you wanna get hurt but if you wanna get hurt...I can hurt you.

Was there an armoire involved?  ;D
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Ursus on May 22, 2009, 06:49:46 PM
A guy got rejected at a bar i work at.

He said to the doorman "do you know who i am" trying to imply he was connected

The doorman said "no but when you find out let me know"

Sooo funny
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: SaltShaker on May 22, 2009, 06:53:14 PM
A friend of mine and I were reminiscing about "the good old days" and he remembered seeing two young fellows getting ready to "throw down" at a bar...one of them warned the other "I'm tough as nails and twice as sharp!!"   ::)
back at a club which i was bouncing, we got into an arguement with some gang members, so one of our guys was going back and forth with them, one of the gang members said something along the lines of " dont mess with me ####, my name is on the streets , you dont wanna be fucking with me" and my boy the bouncer said " your name is on the streets mother****? my name is below the streets ( or beneath the streets)" . Even at that time with adrenaline beginning to rush i was like WTF does that even mean, i asked him later he didnt give a clear answer
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 22, 2009, 06:55:21 PM
A guy got rejected at a bar i work at.

He said to the doorman "do you know who i am" trying to imply he was connected

The doorman said "no but when you find out let me know"

Sooo funny

Excellent retort.

Actually, one time Gregory Peck and some of his friends were denied entrance to an establishment.  As they walked away, one of his associates said, "Why didn't you tell them who you are?"  Peck replied, "If you have to tell people who you are, you aren't anybody."  Rare to witness that kind of humility.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Ursus on May 22, 2009, 06:57:01 PM
thats cool about gregory peck. Nice wee story
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: dr.chimps on May 22, 2009, 07:09:06 PM
Excellent retort.

Actually, one time Gregory Peck and some of his friends were denied entrance to an establishment.  As they walked away, one of his associates said, "Why didn't you tell them who you are?"  Peck replied, "If you have to tell people who you are, you aren't anybody."  Rare to witness that kind of humility.
Gregory was a gentleman. Can't say that about most people, these days, Andy.  :-\
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 22, 2009, 07:10:51 PM
Gregory was a gentleman. Can't say that about most people, these days, Andy.  :-\

Amen, especially considering that he was "A-list" at the time.  These days, some guy who was an extra in a Bounty commercial in 1983 would be demanding special treatment at Burger King. 
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Necrosis on May 22, 2009, 07:13:37 PM
"HEY BUDDY, can i get in your pants cus i shit in mine?"
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: dr.chimps on May 22, 2009, 07:16:00 PM
Amen, especially considering that he was "A-list" at the time.  These days, some guy who was an extra in a Bounty commercial in 1983 would be demanding special treatment at Burger King. 
TCM is your friend    :)

/if i didn't have tcm, i might as well just cash my chips in
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: SuperNatural on May 22, 2009, 07:33:11 PM
back at a club which i was bouncing, we got into an arguement with some gang members, so one of our guys was going back and forth with them, one of the gang members said something along the lines of " dont mess with me ####, my name is on the streets , you dont wanna be fucking with me" and my boy the bouncer said " your name is on the streets guy? my name is below the streets ( or beneath the streets)" . Even at that time with adrenaline beginning to rush i was like WTF does that even mean, i asked him later he didnt give a clear answer

That's pretty funny.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: QuakerOats on May 22, 2009, 07:35:01 PM
"nothing between us but air and opportunity". ::)
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 23, 2009, 07:56:33 AM
These days, some guy who was an extra in a Bounty commercial in 1983 would be demanding special treatment at Burger King. 

Hey...sometimes onlymen needs a whooper REAL bad.... ;D
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 23, 2009, 08:50:20 AM
Hey...sometimes onlymen needs a whooper REAL bad.... ;D

Your commercial said I could have it MY way, bitch!!
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 23, 2009, 08:57:43 AM
Your commercial said I could have it MY way, bitch!!


"You'll never make it, kid.  Get me my quadruple bypass burger and a tub of fries, kid.  I once sat with Jonesy...what have you done with your life!!"
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Pecs on May 23, 2009, 08:58:24 AM
"TRRRRRRRRRRRY ME!"
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 23, 2009, 09:53:20 AM
"You'll never make it, kid.  Get me my quadruple bypass burger and a tub of fries, kid.  I once sat with Jonesy...what have you done with your life!!"

And while you're getting me my burger, can I please have an application as well?  Thanks.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Meso_z on May 23, 2009, 11:15:43 AM
I dont use funny quotes like that cos id get flustered and stutter something wrong so i just act.

I hit a guy on the bus once when i was like 15-16. I said "ill hit you a fucking dig in teh gob you wnat that?" he sed, "go well" i said "you want me to" he said "go will" i said "you want me to?" then i realised how gay i sounded and what i was doing plus whole bus was looking at me so i just belted him and floored him.

If its a serious situation involving me i cant talk too well i just react, if its diffusing a situationim grand no matter the xeverity of it

me too.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Dreadlifter on May 23, 2009, 11:39:46 AM
I actually heard "don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry".

Sadly it was as it came out of my own mouth.

 :-[

Many moons ago when i was still a schoolboy though.


Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: hugestatus on May 23, 2009, 03:40:55 PM
"Show me your ripped GLUTES"
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: BigIronPete on May 23, 2009, 03:43:21 PM
"I will lick your ass and then smell your shit" - Dahved Mirza
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Dballn247 on May 23, 2009, 05:50:11 PM
"I'll fuckin smash you bro"

hahahaha..... Back in college a delusional twink/frat kid I threw out a bar said that to me, right before I punched him in the dicksucker.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: webcake on May 23, 2009, 05:51:11 PM
hahahaha..... Back in college a delusional twink/frat kid I threw out a bar said that to me, right before I punched him in the dicksucker.

You just got in a lucky shot.........next time, i will fuckin smash ya bro!
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Dballn247 on May 23, 2009, 06:01:59 PM
You just got in a lucky shot.........next time, i will fuckin smash ya bro!

Webke is a man that will fuckin smash ya bro..... no doubt about it.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: leonp1981 on May 23, 2009, 06:04:11 PM
A guy got rejected at a bar i work at.

He said to the doorman "do you know who i am" trying to imply he was connected

The doorman said "no but when you find out let me know"

Sooo funny

I was running a place in Manchester once, when this scruffy kid with gold teeth came up to the door.  The doormen turned him away, and he goes "You what?  I know ***, you know."  (*** being a well-known guy).  So before the kid can say anything else, one of the doormen pulled out his phone, dialled ***, said "This lad says he knows you..." and handed the phone to the kid.  The poor bastards face went white as a sheet, then he handed the phone back and disappeared sharpish.  Apparently *** told the kid that using his name to get in places came at a price.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: webcake on May 23, 2009, 06:04:20 PM
Webke is a man that will fuckin smash ya bro..... no doubt about it.

Don't you forget it, punk!  >:(
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: MethodGNA on May 23, 2009, 07:15:04 PM
Excellent retort.

Actually, one time Gregory Peck and some of his friends were denied entrance to an establishment.  As they walked away, one of his associates said, "Why didn't you tell them who you are?"  Peck replied, "If you have to tell people who you are, you aren't anybody."  Rare to witness that kind of humility.

that is fucking brilliant, if only there were a few of these individuals left in contemporary america.

on a side note...and i, myself, have never used this line...but over the years i have heard countless "tough guys" proclaim something to the extent of ..."keep running your mouth...i'll ASSFUCK you boy".

everytime i hear this i cant help but doubletake and think to myself.."WHAT".
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Ursus on May 23, 2009, 07:23:43 PM
haha i heard a class one tonight.

"any more of it, there will be less of it"

LOL its kinda a threat to say if you dont shut up I will beat you senseless.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: DeketheCreep on May 23, 2009, 07:26:08 PM
''YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND IM THE LAWN MOWER''  :o
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: hugestatus on May 23, 2009, 09:25:18 PM
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: tbombz on May 23, 2009, 09:32:39 PM
about 5-6 years ago i was in boston at fenway park watching a red sox game verse the orioles? (miguel tejada was playing for them at the time).... i was wearing my oakland A's jersey and rooting for the opposing team... i was yelling hella loud and just being a dick...  well some dude behind me yelled "shut up you clown go back to oaklans"...and i turned around and just said "shutup fool ill k-k-k-ill you" i stuttered the word "kill".... i felt so dumb after sayign that... but the dude shut up and nobody said anything after that
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Stubborn on May 23, 2009, 10:21:44 PM
"You dont wanna tangle ass with me, pal!"

"Oh, you're a tough guy? I bet you're so tough you break dicks off in your ass!"

"Im a TRUE solja! Bring it to me m*****f******!" Last words of the night for a 120lb black guy.

These ones always make me laugh when brought to mind! ;D
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: body88 on May 23, 2009, 11:25:05 PM
A friend of mine and I were reminiscing about "the good old days" and he remembered seeing two young fellows getting ready to "throw down" at a bar...one of them warned the other "I'm tough as nails and twice as sharp!!"   ::)

When I was in college, I went out boozing with a group of friends and one of the dudes we were with got into with another guy.  As both men were talking shit and squaring up, the dude my buddy was about to fight rolled up his sleeve and kissed his bicep.  The only problem was that when he was doing this the other dude had already thrown a right hook which landed on this guys right eye socket just as he finished kissing his 14 inch gun.  Classic.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Tapeworm on May 23, 2009, 11:43:02 PM
"I'll break my foot off in your ass."
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on May 24, 2009, 02:46:36 AM
"I've wiped my ass with toilet paper harder than you."  :)
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: HTexan on May 24, 2009, 03:26:55 AM
"i'll fuck you until you love me fagg.ot" Mike tyson

Quote from: jtsunami on May 23, 2009, 11:55:03 PM
"you wanna settle this right now, where you live I will come and fuckin knock your house down"


"what did you say?" classic stall technique
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 24, 2009, 03:30:50 AM
Oh no you di'n't!!  (not pronouncing the second "d" in "did")



Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: swilkins1984 on May 24, 2009, 03:41:58 AM
I can never watch this with a straight face.... ;D

Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Ursus on May 24, 2009, 04:14:34 AM
"I've ate bigger chips"
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 24, 2009, 07:56:33 AM
"what did you say?" classic stall technique

Another classic stall technique is to repeat the insult:

"Oh, so I'm (insert insult)?" ... "I'm (insult) ?"  ... "I know you're not saying I'm (insult)" ... until either someone intervenes or one of the would-be combatants backs down.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 24, 2009, 08:14:07 AM
when i was in college, the Chicago Bears had to play down at our stadium in Champaign while Soldier Field was being renovated.  anyways, we got tickets for like 12 bucks each so we went to every game.  while we were walking back , one of the guys in my group saw a colored fella in a cadillac driving by like our campus was some kind of a South Side ghetto.  so he takes a snowball, and nails him right in the face and runs away.  the guy turns around, sees another guy in our group that had the same hat, runs out , goes "you about to get fucked, no one fucks with this n.igga".  as he shoves the guy, my other friend nails him square in the face.  since it was slippery out, it was a cartoon knockout, where his legs flew out underneath him and he fell flat unconscious.

then my white as dust friend who knocked him out goes "i'm the n.igga around here!" (when his co-guy saw what happened he just sat in the car and rolled the windows up).

blacks are animals is the theme of this story.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Method101 on May 24, 2009, 08:37:13 AM
"Il smack the yellow off your teeth"

"Il shuv my boot so far up your ass youl be flossing with my shoelaces"
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: tommywishbone on May 24, 2009, 08:46:28 AM
"I'll break my foot off in your ass."

 ;D ;D

No no, I love this one. I'm just not sure if it makes any sense to intentionally break your foot off in some other dude's ass. I mean, you'll be left standing there with only one foot, and dude can then proceed to either beat your ass, or steal your foot. A bummer either way.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: Tapeworm on May 24, 2009, 09:09:04 AM
;D ;D

No no, I love this one. I'm just not sure if it makes any sense to intentionally break your foot off in some other dude's ass. I mean, you'll be left standing there with only one foot, and dude can then proceed to either beat your ass, or steal your foot. A bummer either way.

One guy gets left with a stretched anus and the other guy with a stump.  And the stump would probably turn gangrenous from the fecal matter. 

"Assplay has no place on the battlefield." - Gen. George S. Patton, US Army, ret.
Title: Re: Weakest/Lamest "Tough Guy" Line You Ever Heard/Used
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on May 24, 2009, 09:12:22 AM
when i was in college, the Chicago Bears had to play down at our stadium in Champaign while Soldier Field was being renovated.  anyways, we got tickets for like 12 bucks each so we went to every game.  while we were walking back , one of the guys in my group saw a colored fella in a cadillac driving by like our campus was some kind of a South Side ghetto.  so he takes a snowball, and nails him right in the face and runs away.  the guy turns around, sees another guy in our group that had the same hat, runs out , goes "you about to get fucked, no one fucks with this n.igga".  as he shoves the guy, my other friend nails him square in the face.  since it was slippery out, it was a cartoon knockout, where his legs flew out underneath him and he fell flat unconscious.

then my white as dust friend who knocked him out goes "i'm the n.igga around here!" (when his co-guy saw what happened he just sat in the car and rolled the windows up).

blacks are animals is the theme of this story.
Hahahahhaha