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A friend of mine and I were reminiscing about "the good old days" and he remembered seeing two young fellows getting ready to "throw down" at a bar...one of them warned the other "I'm tough as nails and twice as sharp!!" ::)
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A friend of mine and I were reminiscing about "the good old days" and he remembered seeing two young fellows getting ready to "throw down" at a bar...one of them warned the other "I'm tough as nails and twice as sharp!!" ::)
haha, who won the fight Beaver or Opie ? haha
I heard a guy tell a one-armed guy that he would beat him so badly that his mom wouldn't recognize him in the hospital... :-\
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I will post your IP address
Meet me in the parking lot of XYZ gym if you want to throw hands
I carried a 600 lb stone for 300 yards just because an old lady asked me nicely
I keel you
AHAHAHA FCUK YU HATIZ CUM SE ME IN DA ARNOLD IF U DARE FCKIN SCUM HATIZ LOLOL
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I will post your IP address
Meet me in the parking lot of XYZ gym if you want to throw hands
I carried a 600 lb stone for 300 yards just because an old lady asked me nicely
I keel you
AHAHAHA FCUK YU HATIZ CUM SE ME IN DA ARNOLD IF U DARE FCKIN SCUM HATIZ LOLOL
"throw hands" always makes me think about ole Jamiex420.... hahaha classic getbig
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I will post your IP address
Meet me in the parking lot of XYZ gym if you want to throw hands
I carried a 600 lb stone for 300 yards just because an old lady asked me nicely
I keel you
AHAHAHA FCUK YU HATIZ CUM SE ME IN DA ARNOLD IF U DARE FCKIN SCUM HATIZ LOLOL
You are a sad person who has done nothing with his life. I once went to a charity ball for class z celebrities where i sat next to Jonesy from Police Academy. I hate to think what your life is like.
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"Killing is my business, and business is good." -Some lame dude
I kicked him in the nuts, right after he finished the sentence. ;D
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I dont use funny quotes like that cos id get flustered and stutter something wrong so i just act.
I hit a guy on the bus once when i was like 15-16. I said "ill hit you a fucking dig in teh gob you wnat that?" he sed, "go well" i said "you want me to" he said "go will" i said "you want me to?" then i realised how gay i sounded and what i was doing plus whole bus was looking at me so i just belted him and floored him.
If its a serious situation involving me i cant talk too well i just react, if its diffusing a situationim grand no matter the xeverity of it
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I dont use funny quotes like that cos id get flustered and stutter something wrong so i just act.
I hit a guy on the bus once when i was like 15-16. I said "ill hit you a fucking dig in teh gob you wnat that?" he sed, "go well" i said "you want me to" he said "go will" i said "you want me to?" then i realised how gay i sounded and what i was doing plus whole bus was looking at me so i just belted him and floored him.
If its a serious situation involving me i cant talk too well i just react, if its diffusing a situationim grand no matter the xeverity of it
Son, stay off the drugs.
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its true. i splutterd and stumbled the same words out 3x then relaised i was a douche so i hit him.
he was a guy in my year at school
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You are a sad person who has done nothing with his life. I once went to a charity ball for class z celebrities where i sat next to Jonesy from Police Academy. I hate to think what your life is like.
Hahaha Ron should let him out of Time out already. Poor Onlymen :'(
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I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.
...And I'm all outta gum.
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its true. i splutterd and stumbled the same words out 3x then relaised i was a douche so i hit him.
he was a guy in my year at school
Ouch. So, you're a stumbling, bumbling head case!?
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At that time i was. I was only 15-16
Now i am pretty calm and laid back
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I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all outta bubblegum
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I will post your IP address
actually ya dont hafta post it..just mass ping the crapulence out of it and set the packet size to over 1500..(1500 is max for ethernet) ;D
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actually ya dont hafta post it..just mass ping the crapulence out of it and set the packet size to over 1500..(1500 is max for ethernet) ;D
You had me at "Actually"
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You had me at "Actually"
my taint feels all warm and fuzzy like :)
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haha, who won the fight Beaver or Opie ? haha
I heard a guy tell a one-armed guy that he would beat him so badly that his mom wouldn't recognize him in the hospital... :-\
It was almost like the "cripple fight" in South Park...which I always wish that they had taken one step farther...a cripple Battle Royal...then the police come and issue citations...when all the cripples have to appear in Court, a fight breaks out among the parents because there are only about five handicap spots to be had.
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"I'll fuckin smash you bro"
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I just remembered a lame example from The Breakfast Club "Two hits. Me hittin' you; you hittin' the floor." Fucking weak.
(http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/breakfast-club-400-030107.jpg)
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I just remembered a lame example from The Breakfast Club "Two hits. Me hittin' you; you hittin' the floor." Fucking weak.
haha, yes, but a great movie! 8)
Plus it had the classic "mess with the bull, you get the horns...."
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haha, yes, but a great movie! 8)
Plus it had the classic "mess with the bull, you get the horns...."
Don't mess with the bull young man. You'll get the horns.
If I have to come back in here again, I'M CRACKIN' SKULLS!! >:(
(http://www.filmfashion.nl/stills/breakfastclub7.jpg)
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I've heard the breakfast club one used before in action.
another one i've heard too many times is "keep it up and see what happens"
and anything involving the phrase "Knuckle sandwich".
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Don't mess with the bull young man. You'll get the horns.
If I have to come back in here again, I'M CRACKIN' SKULLS!! >:(
(http://www.filmfashion.nl/stills/breakfastclub7.jpg)
Coolest.....guy......eve r....... ;D
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Coolest.....guy......ever....... ;D
Yes! PIP :'(
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In one of the Steven Segall movies, a guy told Segall, "Only two things stopping you. Fear and common sense." Then, of course, Segall knocked his teeth out with a cue ball in a sock. :D
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"fuck you...."
"no fuck you..."
"No....fuck you..."
"What are you gonna do about it?"
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any stabs at the other persons mother counts as weak or lame.
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Off subject...
I knew a guy once who had a gun pulled on him....his response "You better hope that thing is made out of chocolate because I'm going to make you eat it..." No bullshit...he was not a very stable guy, but he didn't get shot.
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Look, do you want to get hurt? I don't think you wanna get hurt but if you wanna get hurt...I can hurt you.
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Off subject...
I knew a guy once who had a gun pulled on him....his response "You better hope that thing is made out of chocolate because I'm going to make you eat it..." No bullshit...he was not a very stable guy, but he didn't get shot.
Whatever works...
I'm surprised he didn't do that old, "I'm a mean guy from down the street...kick your ass from street to street."
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Look, do you want to get hurt? I don't think you wanna get hurt but if you wanna get hurt...I can hurt you.
Was there an armoire involved? ;D
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A guy got rejected at a bar i work at.
He said to the doorman "do you know who i am" trying to imply he was connected
The doorman said "no but when you find out let me know"
Sooo funny
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A friend of mine and I were reminiscing about "the good old days" and he remembered seeing two young fellows getting ready to "throw down" at a bar...one of them warned the other "I'm tough as nails and twice as sharp!!" ::)
back at a club which i was bouncing, we got into an arguement with some gang members, so one of our guys was going back and forth with them, one of the gang members said something along the lines of " dont mess with me ####, my name is on the streets , you dont wanna be fucking with me" and my boy the bouncer said " your name is on the streets mother****? my name is below the streets ( or beneath the streets)" . Even at that time with adrenaline beginning to rush i was like WTF does that even mean, i asked him later he didnt give a clear answer
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A guy got rejected at a bar i work at.
He said to the doorman "do you know who i am" trying to imply he was connected
The doorman said "no but when you find out let me know"
Sooo funny
Excellent retort.
Actually, one time Gregory Peck and some of his friends were denied entrance to an establishment. As they walked away, one of his associates said, "Why didn't you tell them who you are?" Peck replied, "If you have to tell people who you are, you aren't anybody." Rare to witness that kind of humility.
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thats cool about gregory peck. Nice wee story
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Excellent retort.
Actually, one time Gregory Peck and some of his friends were denied entrance to an establishment. As they walked away, one of his associates said, "Why didn't you tell them who you are?" Peck replied, "If you have to tell people who you are, you aren't anybody." Rare to witness that kind of humility.
Gregory was a gentleman. Can't say that about most people, these days, Andy. :-\
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Gregory was a gentleman. Can't say that about most people, these days, Andy. :-\
Amen, especially considering that he was "A-list" at the time. These days, some guy who was an extra in a Bounty commercial in 1983 would be demanding special treatment at Burger King.
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"HEY BUDDY, can i get in your pants cus i shit in mine?"
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Amen, especially considering that he was "A-list" at the time. These days, some guy who was an extra in a Bounty commercial in 1983 would be demanding special treatment at Burger King.
TCM is your friend :)
/if i didn't have tcm, i might as well just cash my chips in
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back at a club which i was bouncing, we got into an arguement with some gang members, so one of our guys was going back and forth with them, one of the gang members said something along the lines of " dont mess with me ####, my name is on the streets , you dont wanna be fucking with me" and my boy the bouncer said " your name is on the streets guy? my name is below the streets ( or beneath the streets)" . Even at that time with adrenaline beginning to rush i was like WTF does that even mean, i asked him later he didnt give a clear answer
That's pretty funny.
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"nothing between us but air and opportunity". ::)
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These days, some guy who was an extra in a Bounty commercial in 1983 would be demanding special treatment at Burger King.
Hey...sometimes onlymen needs a whooper REAL bad.... ;D
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Hey...sometimes onlymen needs a whooper REAL bad.... ;D
Your commercial said I could have it MY way, bitch!!
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Your commercial said I could have it MY way, bitch!!
"You'll never make it, kid. Get me my quadruple bypass burger and a tub of fries, kid. I once sat with Jonesy...what have you done with your life!!"
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"TRRRRRRRRRRRY ME!"
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"You'll never make it, kid. Get me my quadruple bypass burger and a tub of fries, kid. I once sat with Jonesy...what have you done with your life!!"
And while you're getting me my burger, can I please have an application as well? Thanks.
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I dont use funny quotes like that cos id get flustered and stutter something wrong so i just act.
I hit a guy on the bus once when i was like 15-16. I said "ill hit you a fucking dig in teh gob you wnat that?" he sed, "go well" i said "you want me to" he said "go will" i said "you want me to?" then i realised how gay i sounded and what i was doing plus whole bus was looking at me so i just belted him and floored him.
If its a serious situation involving me i cant talk too well i just react, if its diffusing a situationim grand no matter the xeverity of it
me too.
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I actually heard "don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry".
Sadly it was as it came out of my own mouth.
:-[
Many moons ago when i was still a schoolboy though.
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"Show me your ripped GLUTES"
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"I will lick your ass and then smell your shit" - Dahved Mirza
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"I'll fuckin smash you bro"
hahahaha..... Back in college a delusional twink/frat kid I threw out a bar said that to me, right before I punched him in the dicksucker.
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hahahaha..... Back in college a delusional twink/frat kid I threw out a bar said that to me, right before I punched him in the dicksucker.
You just got in a lucky shot.........next time, i will fuckin smash ya bro!
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You just got in a lucky shot.........next time, i will fuckin smash ya bro!
Webke is a man that will fuckin smash ya bro..... no doubt about it.
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A guy got rejected at a bar i work at.
He said to the doorman "do you know who i am" trying to imply he was connected
The doorman said "no but when you find out let me know"
Sooo funny
I was running a place in Manchester once, when this scruffy kid with gold teeth came up to the door. The doormen turned him away, and he goes "You what? I know ***, you know." (*** being a well-known guy). So before the kid can say anything else, one of the doormen pulled out his phone, dialled ***, said "This lad says he knows you..." and handed the phone to the kid. The poor bastards face went white as a sheet, then he handed the phone back and disappeared sharpish. Apparently *** told the kid that using his name to get in places came at a price.
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Webke is a man that will fuckin smash ya bro..... no doubt about it.
Don't you forget it, punk! >:(
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Excellent retort.
Actually, one time Gregory Peck and some of his friends were denied entrance to an establishment. As they walked away, one of his associates said, "Why didn't you tell them who you are?" Peck replied, "If you have to tell people who you are, you aren't anybody." Rare to witness that kind of humility.
that is fucking brilliant, if only there were a few of these individuals left in contemporary america.
on a side note...and i, myself, have never used this line...but over the years i have heard countless "tough guys" proclaim something to the extent of ..."keep running your mouth...i'll ASSFUCK you boy".
everytime i hear this i cant help but doubletake and think to myself.."WHAT".
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haha i heard a class one tonight.
"any more of it, there will be less of it"
LOL its kinda a threat to say if you dont shut up I will beat you senseless.
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''YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND IM THE LAWN MOWER'' :o
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about 5-6 years ago i was in boston at fenway park watching a red sox game verse the orioles? (miguel tejada was playing for them at the time).... i was wearing my oakland A's jersey and rooting for the opposing team... i was yelling hella loud and just being a dick... well some dude behind me yelled "shut up you clown go back to oaklans"...and i turned around and just said "shutup fool ill k-k-k-ill you" i stuttered the word "kill".... i felt so dumb after sayign that... but the dude shut up and nobody said anything after that
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"You dont wanna tangle ass with me, pal!"
"Oh, you're a tough guy? I bet you're so tough you break dicks off in your ass!"
"Im a TRUE solja! Bring it to me m*****f******!" Last words of the night for a 120lb black guy.
These ones always make me laugh when brought to mind! ;D
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A friend of mine and I were reminiscing about "the good old days" and he remembered seeing two young fellows getting ready to "throw down" at a bar...one of them warned the other "I'm tough as nails and twice as sharp!!" ::)
When I was in college, I went out boozing with a group of friends and one of the dudes we were with got into with another guy. As both men were talking shit and squaring up, the dude my buddy was about to fight rolled up his sleeve and kissed his bicep. The only problem was that when he was doing this the other dude had already thrown a right hook which landed on this guys right eye socket just as he finished kissing his 14 inch gun. Classic.
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"I'll break my foot off in your ass."
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"I've wiped my ass with toilet paper harder than you." :)
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"i'll fuck you until you love me fagg.ot" Mike tyson
Quote from: jtsunami on May 23, 2009, 11:55:03 PM
"you wanna settle this right now, where you live I will come and fuckin knock your house down"
"what did you say?" classic stall technique
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Oh no you di'n't!! (not pronouncing the second "d" in "did")
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I can never watch this with a straight face.... ;D
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"I've ate bigger chips"
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"what did you say?" classic stall technique
Another classic stall technique is to repeat the insult:
"Oh, so I'm (insert insult)?" ... "I'm (insult) ?" ... "I know you're not saying I'm (insult)" ... until either someone intervenes or one of the would-be combatants backs down.
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when i was in college, the Chicago Bears had to play down at our stadium in Champaign while Soldier Field was being renovated. anyways, we got tickets for like 12 bucks each so we went to every game. while we were walking back , one of the guys in my group saw a colored fella in a cadillac driving by like our campus was some kind of a South Side ghetto. so he takes a snowball, and nails him right in the face and runs away. the guy turns around, sees another guy in our group that had the same hat, runs out , goes "you about to get fucked, no one fucks with this n.igga". as he shoves the guy, my other friend nails him square in the face. since it was slippery out, it was a cartoon knockout, where his legs flew out underneath him and he fell flat unconscious.
then my white as dust friend who knocked him out goes "i'm the n.igga around here!" (when his co-guy saw what happened he just sat in the car and rolled the windows up).
blacks are animals is the theme of this story.
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"Il smack the yellow off your teeth"
"Il shuv my boot so far up your ass youl be flossing with my shoelaces"
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"I'll break my foot off in your ass."
;D ;D
No no, I love this one. I'm just not sure if it makes any sense to intentionally break your foot off in some other dude's ass. I mean, you'll be left standing there with only one foot, and dude can then proceed to either beat your ass, or steal your foot. A bummer either way.
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;D ;D
No no, I love this one. I'm just not sure if it makes any sense to intentionally break your foot off in some other dude's ass. I mean, you'll be left standing there with only one foot, and dude can then proceed to either beat your ass, or steal your foot. A bummer either way.
One guy gets left with a stretched anus and the other guy with a stump. And the stump would probably turn gangrenous from the fecal matter.
"Assplay has no place on the battlefield." - Gen. George S. Patton, US Army, ret.
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when i was in college, the Chicago Bears had to play down at our stadium in Champaign while Soldier Field was being renovated. anyways, we got tickets for like 12 bucks each so we went to every game. while we were walking back , one of the guys in my group saw a colored fella in a cadillac driving by like our campus was some kind of a South Side ghetto. so he takes a snowball, and nails him right in the face and runs away. the guy turns around, sees another guy in our group that had the same hat, runs out , goes "you about to get fucked, no one fucks with this n.igga". as he shoves the guy, my other friend nails him square in the face. since it was slippery out, it was a cartoon knockout, where his legs flew out underneath him and he fell flat unconscious.
then my white as dust friend who knocked him out goes "i'm the n.igga around here!" (when his co-guy saw what happened he just sat in the car and rolled the windows up).
blacks are animals is the theme of this story.
Hahahahhaha