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So, your in your bedroom and suddenly you hear somone starts smashing against your front door
List your immediate course of action from this point:
Mine is;
Scenario 1;
*Phone the Police asap
*Grab 8 lbs sledge hammer from under my bed
*Wait next to my bedroom door which will be locked.
*If he starts trying to open the door i would shout and tell him to get the fuck out
*If he starts smashing against the door i would wait with the sledge hammer in both hands.
*As soon as the door busted open and i see the intruder i would swing the fucking sledge hammer full force towards the guys head, if i made contact he would be fucking out cold no doubt about it, then i would run outside my house into the street and wait for the police.
;D :D
Scenario 2:
*Front door smashed i call police.
*If he starts trying to open my door i jump out my windor (first floor bedroom) with my sledge hammer and run down the street like a maniac.
;D
Most likely thing i would do- Scenario 2 8) ;D
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Illegal in the UK my friend, we cannot even own Samurai Swords, so we have to either chose old Celtic Broadswords or Big sledgehammers. And your not supposed to own any dangerous object with the intent of using it to defend yourself in the event of a break in.
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Rip off my shirt, give the burglar a most muscular pose and watch him run off like the cowardly rat that he is.
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Illegal in the UK my friend, we cannot even own Samurai Swords, so we have to either chose old Celtic Broadswords or Big sledgehammers. And your not supposed to own any dangerous object with the intent of using it to defend yourself in the event of a break in.
In that case I think a sledge hammer is the next best thing. 8)
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So, your in your bedroom and suddenly you hear somone starts smashing against your front door
List your immediate course of action from this point:
Mine is;
Scenario 1;
*Phone the Police asap
*Grab 8 lbs sledge hammer from under my bed
*Wait next to my bedroom door which will be locked.
*If he starts trying to open the door i would shout and tell him to get the fuck out
*If he starts smashing against the door i would wait with the sledge hammer in both hands.
*As soon as the door busted open and i see the intruder i would swing the fucking sledge hammer full force towards the guys head, if i made contact he would be fucking out cold no doubt about it, then i would run outside my house into the street and wait for the police.
;D :D
Scenario 2:
*Front door smashed i call police.
*If he starts trying to open my door i jump out my windor (first floor bedroom) with my sledge hammer and run down the street like a maniac.
;D
Most likely thing i would do- Scenario 2 8) ;D
You live in Yorkshire?
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Totally depends on if they're ninjas or not.
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Illegal in the UK my friend, we cannot even own Samurai Swords, so we have to either chose old Celtic Broadswords or Big sledgehammers. And your not supposed to own any dangerous object with the intent of using it to defend yourself in the event of a break in.
WTF?
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The sad thing about the UK is that even if you smashed the guy with the sledgehammer,
it would be you that gets carted off to prison for "excessive force"
The law is totally backwards here.
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;D
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The sad thing about the UK is that even if you smashed the guy with the sledgehammer,
it would be you that gets carted off to prison for "excessive force"
The law is totally backwards here.
I really just don't get that. Someone breaks into your home, endangering you and/or you family and you are supposed to do what? Offer him some tea?
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Tell them I post on Getbig, watch them beg for mercy for establishing my dominance, and then have them do some chores around the house. Probably washing my car or taking out the trash.
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It's funny. I live in York and I was just arguing with a Scottish friend of mine about gun control and what have you...Brits tend to be pretty obsessive about it.
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I really just don't get that. Someone breaks into your home, endangering you and/or you family and you are supposed to do what? Offer him some tea?
lol, basically unless hes showing "intent" to hurt you and not just steal some shit you cant use any force that would injure him.
edit: we can actually own samuai swords but they must be hand forged(more expensive) and your not allowed to sharpen them.
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lol, basically unless hes showing "intent" to hurt you and not just steal some shit you cant use any force that would injure him.
edit: we can actually own samuai swords but they must be hand forged and our not supposed to sharpen them.
That said most places in the UK are a lot safer than most places in the US.
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Is capital punishment practiced in the UK? ???
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Is capital punishment practiced in the UK? ???
No.
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That said most places in the UK are a lot safer than most places in the US.
true, its unlikely a burgular will have a gun but they usually have kitchen knives etc.
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I really just don't get that. Someone breaks into your home, endangering you and/or you family and you are supposed to do what? Offer him some tea?
It's pathetic.
The whole legal system here is on the side of the criminal
England has been completely pussy whipped.
A few years ago 2 guys broke into a farmers house and the famer shot them, killing one of them.
he was charged with murder....
Life in Prison
It was a very famous case here in the UK
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No.
Since when? ???
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It's pathetic.
The whole legal system here is on the side of the criminal
England has been completely pussy whipped.
A few years ago 2 guys broke into a farmers house and the famer shot them, killing one of them.
he was charged with murder....
Life in Prison
It was a very famous case here in the UK
You in Manchester?
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true, its unlikely a burgular will have a gun but they usually have kitchen knives etc.
I definitely feel safer in England than I would in the US.
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2 champion german sheps trained to attack ..without barking...silent..wont know one of em is coming for you till it has the back of your neck in its teeth :)
my girl once had a sign on her fence " my german shep can make it from the door to the fence in 2.5 secs...can YOU?"
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at night if i am downstairs or in bef and i hear a sound i jump down and act liek fucking commando lol expecting to fight. generally its the wind or summat stupid lol
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I preordered one of these for delivery in 2025 from Amazon Skynet. Nobody will fu*k with my sh*t.
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2 champion german sheps trained to attack ..without barking...silent..wont know one of em is coming for you till it has the back of your neck in its teeth :)
my girl once had a sign on her fence " my german shep can make it from the door to the fence in 2.5 secs...can YOU?"
In the UK you are required to visibly display signs warning of dangerous dogs
A suprise attack would land you in prison
ridiculous
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at night if i am downstairs or in bef and i hear a sound i jump down and act liek fucking commando lol expecting to fight. generally its the wind or summat stupid lol
Belfast=city of hard(est)core warriors+you=good genetics=deadly force
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Belfast=city of hard(est)core warriors+you=good genetics=deadly force
York = 98% white, poor nightlife, narrow streets
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York = 98% white, poor nightlife, narrow streets
But pretty safe... ;D
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I would tell him "Im from the internet dude, youre fucked."
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2 champion german sheps trained to attack ..without barking...silent..wont know one of em is coming for you till it has the back of your neck in its teeth :)
my girl once had a sign on her fence " my german shep can make it from the door to the fence in 2.5 secs...can YOU?"
Good point dogs scare the shit out of burgulers.. when im alot older with a house of my own and my life isn't so chaotic maybe i will get a dog, i would probably get 2 Alaskan malamutes, i would get 2 so they would be able to keep eachother company while im at the gym/work etc. And i always wanted dogs anyway not just for home defense, but my mother dosen't want a dog in the house lol.
Anyway that would be in like 10-20 years, im thinking more on the present, :-\
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at night if i am downstairs or in bef and i hear a sound i jump down and act liek fucking commando lol expecting to fight. generally its the wind or summat stupid lol
;D SAS stealth moves!
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true, its unlikely a burgular will have a gun but they usually have kitchen knives etc.
haha
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It's pathetic.
The whole legal system here is on the side of the criminal
England has been completely pussy whipped.
A few years ago 2 guys broke into a farmers house and the famer shot them, killing one of them.
he was charged with murder....
Life in Prison
It was a very famous case here in the UK
To be fair, he shot the kid in the back as he was running away!
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York = 98% white, poor nightlife, narrow streets
Middlesbrough = 50% Asian/Immigrant, average nightlife, dangerous streets.
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In Norway there was a crazy guy that broke into the house of a family and ran towards one of the kids in the house. The father reacted immidiately, took a knife and stabbed the nutcase before he reached the kid (which the father rightfully thought would be in great danger). The fucker died.
Unfortunately the father was put to trial for defending the life of his child by lethal force against that nutcase!
Debussey thinks that the case was eventually dismissed, but that a father protecting the life of his child against a maniac dragged to trial = seriously fucked up.
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2 bull mastiffs, one 160, other 210 pounds will tidy things up nicely for me
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In Norway there was a crazy guy that broke into the house of a family and ran towards one of the kids in the house. The father reacted immidiately, took a knife and stabbed the nutcase before he reached the kid (which the father rightfully thought would be in great danger). The fucker died.
Unfortunately the father was put to trial for defending the life of his child by lethal force against that nutcase!
Debussey thinks that the case was eventually dismissed, but that a father protecting the life of his child against a maniac dragged to trial = seriously fucked up.
Too much welfare and socialism...
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2 SKS rifles, 12ga, 30-06, AR-15, glock .40, rossi .357, taurus .45, rugar 9mm, if all that fails i have a .22 plinking rifle lol
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Shoot him in the face, place realistic looking toy gun in his hand, call police.
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my philosophy has always been this:
IF someone is breaking into my house when it is blatantly obvious that someone is home, that means they are looking for a confrontation and are probably going to do physical harm to me.
people don't break in when there is a car in the driveway etc and hope no one is there.
if they are breaking in, it means they are probably going to try and hurt/kill me.
therefore, I call 911 and get ready to defend myself if the bastard doesnt run when he realizes that someone is home.
its that simple.
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my philosophy has always been this:
IF someone is breaking into my house when it is blatantly obvious that someone is home, that means they are looking for a confrontation and are probably going to do physical harm to me.
people don't break in when there is a car in the driveway etc and hope no one is there.
if they are breaking in, it means they are probably going to try and hurt/kill me.
therefore, I call 911 and get ready to defend myself if the bastard doesnt run when he realizes that someone is home.
its that simple.
Who would make a better home invader, Ronnie or Dorian?
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Who would make a better home invader, Ronnie or Dorian?
ronnie.
dorian gets black eyes all the time cause he gets beat up.
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Who would make a better home invader, Ronnie or Dorian?
Ronnie he's black for obvious reasons.