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Title: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Method101 on May 24, 2009, 03:30:57 PM
So, your in your bedroom and suddenly you hear somone starts smashing against your front door

List your immediate course of action from this point:

Mine is;

Scenario 1;

*Phone the Police asap
*Grab 8 lbs sledge hammer from under my bed
*Wait next to my bedroom door which will be locked.
*If he starts trying to open the door i would shout and tell him to get the fuck out
*If he starts smashing against the door i would wait with the sledge hammer in both hands.
*As soon as the door busted open and i see the intruder i would swing the fucking sledge hammer full force towards the guys head, if i made contact he would be fucking out cold no doubt about it, then i would run outside my house into the street and wait for the police.

 ;D :D

Scenario 2:

*Front door smashed i call police.
*If he starts trying to open my door i jump out my windor (first floor bedroom) with my sledge hammer and run down the street like a maniac.

 ;D


Most likely thing i would do- Scenario 2  8)  ;D
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 24, 2009, 03:31:57 PM
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Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Method101 on May 24, 2009, 03:37:40 PM
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Illegal in the UK my friend, we cannot even own Samurai Swords, so we have to either chose old Celtic Broadswords or Big sledgehammers. And your not supposed to own any dangerous object with the intent of using it to defend yourself in the event of a break in.
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: polychronopolous on May 24, 2009, 03:38:33 PM
Rip off my shirt, give the burglar a most muscular pose and watch him run off like the cowardly rat that he is.
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 24, 2009, 03:40:09 PM
Illegal in the UK my friend, we cannot even own Samurai Swords, so we have to either chose old Celtic Broadswords or Big sledgehammers. And your not supposed to own any dangerous object with the intent of using it to defend yourself in the event of a break in.

In that case I think a sledge hammer is the next best thing.  8)
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Deicide on May 24, 2009, 03:42:05 PM
So, your in your bedroom and suddenly you hear somone starts smashing against your front door

List your immediate course of action from this point:

Mine is;

Scenario 1;

*Phone the Police asap
*Grab 8 lbs sledge hammer from under my bed
*Wait next to my bedroom door which will be locked.
*If he starts trying to open the door i would shout and tell him to get the fuck out
*If he starts smashing against the door i would wait with the sledge hammer in both hands.
*As soon as the door busted open and i see the intruder i would swing the fucking sledge hammer full force towards the guys head, if i made contact he would be fucking out cold no doubt about it, then i would run outside my house into the street and wait for the police.

 ;D :D

Scenario 2:

*Front door smashed i call police.
*If he starts trying to open my door i jump out my windor (first floor bedroom) with my sledge hammer and run down the street like a maniac.

 ;D


Most likely thing i would do- Scenario 2  8)  ;D

You live in Yorkshire?
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Spike on May 24, 2009, 03:42:22 PM
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Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 24, 2009, 03:43:04 PM
Totally depends on if they're ninjas or not.
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 24, 2009, 03:43:09 PM
Illegal in the UK my friend, we cannot even own Samurai Swords, so we have to either chose old Celtic Broadswords or Big sledgehammers. And your not supposed to own any dangerous object with the intent of using it to defend yourself in the event of a break in.

WTF?
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Boost on May 24, 2009, 03:43:59 PM
The sad thing about the UK is that even if you smashed the guy with the sledgehammer,

it would be you that gets carted off to prison for "excessive force"


The law is totally backwards here.
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on May 24, 2009, 03:46:12 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 24, 2009, 03:47:43 PM
The sad thing about the UK is that even if you smashed the guy with the sledgehammer,

it would be you that gets carted off to prison for "excessive force"


The law is totally backwards here.

I really just don't get that.  Someone breaks into your home, endangering you and/or you family and you are supposed to do what?  Offer him some tea?
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: thelamefalsehood on May 24, 2009, 03:49:22 PM
Tell them I post on Getbig, watch them beg for mercy for establishing my dominance, and then have them do some chores around the house. Probably washing my car or taking out the trash.
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Deicide on May 24, 2009, 03:52:29 PM
It's funny. I live in York and I was just arguing with a Scottish friend of mine about gun control and what have you...Brits tend to be pretty obsessive about it.
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Method101 on May 24, 2009, 03:54:07 PM
I really just don't get that.  Someone breaks into your home, endangering you and/or you family and you are supposed to do what?  Offer him some tea?
lol, basically unless hes showing "intent" to hurt  you and not just steal some shit you cant use any force that would injure him.

edit: we can actually own samuai swords but they must be hand forged(more expensive) and your not allowed to sharpen them.
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Deicide on May 24, 2009, 03:55:51 PM
lol, basically unless hes showing "intent" to hurt  you and not just steal some shit you cant use any force that would injure him.

edit: we can actually own samuai swords but they must be hand forged and our not supposed to sharpen them.

That said most places in the UK are a lot safer than most places in the US.
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 24, 2009, 03:57:24 PM
Is capital punishment practiced in the UK?  ???
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Deicide on May 24, 2009, 03:57:47 PM
Is capital punishment practiced in the UK?  ???

No.
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Method101 on May 24, 2009, 03:59:25 PM
That said most places in the UK are a lot safer than most places in the US.
true, its unlikely a burgular will have a gun but they usually have kitchen knives etc.
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Boost on May 24, 2009, 04:00:19 PM
I really just don't get that.  Someone breaks into your home, endangering you and/or you family and you are supposed to do what?  Offer him some tea?
It's pathetic.

The whole legal system here is on the side of the criminal
England has been completely pussy whipped.

A few years ago 2 guys broke into a farmers house and the famer shot them, killing one of them.

he was charged with murder....
Life in Prison
It was a very famous case here in the UK

Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 24, 2009, 04:00:52 PM
No.

Since when?  ???
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Deicide on May 24, 2009, 04:01:38 PM
It's pathetic.

The whole legal system here is on the side of the criminal
England has been completely pussy whipped.

A few years ago 2 guys broke into a farmers house and the famer shot them, killing one of them.

he was charged with murder....
Life in Prison
It was a very famous case here in the UK



You in Manchester?
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Deicide on May 24, 2009, 04:02:30 PM
true, its unlikely a burgular will have a gun but they usually have kitchen knives etc.

I definitely feel safer in England than I would in the US.
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: ToxicAvenger on May 24, 2009, 04:02:52 PM
2 champion german sheps trained to attack ..without barking...silent..wont know one of em is coming for you till it has the back of your neck in its teeth  :)

my girl once had a sign on her fence " my german shep can make it from the door to the fence in 2.5 secs...can YOU?"
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Ursus on May 24, 2009, 04:10:00 PM
at night if i am downstairs or in bef and i hear a sound i jump down and act liek fucking commando lol expecting to fight. generally its the wind or summat stupid lol
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: swilkins1984 on May 24, 2009, 04:10:15 PM
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Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Boost on May 24, 2009, 04:11:15 PM
2 champion german sheps trained to attack ..without barking...silent..wont know one of em is coming for you till it has the back of your neck in its teeth  :)

my girl once had a sign on her fence " my german shep can make it from the door to the fence in 2.5 secs...can YOU?"
In the UK you are required to visibly display signs warning of dangerous dogs

A suprise attack would land you in prison

ridiculous
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Deicide on May 24, 2009, 04:11:36 PM
at night if i am downstairs or in bef and i hear a sound i jump down and act liek fucking commando lol expecting to fight. generally its the wind or summat stupid lol

Belfast=city of hard(est)core warriors+you=good genetics=deadly force
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Boost on May 24, 2009, 04:18:12 PM
Belfast=city of hard(est)core warriors+you=good genetics=deadly force
York = 98% white, poor nightlife, narrow streets
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Deicide on May 24, 2009, 04:20:48 PM
York = 98% white, poor nightlife, narrow streets

But pretty safe... ;D
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Meso_z on May 24, 2009, 04:30:21 PM
I would tell him "Im from the internet dude, youre fucked."
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Method101 on May 24, 2009, 04:40:08 PM
2 champion german sheps trained to attack ..without barking...silent..wont know one of em is coming for you till it has the back of your neck in its teeth  :)

my girl once had a sign on her fence " my german shep can make it from the door to the fence in 2.5 secs...can YOU?"
Good point dogs scare the shit out of burgulers.. when im alot older with a house of my own and my life isn't so chaotic maybe i will get a dog, i would probably get 2 Alaskan malamutes, i would get 2 so they would be able to keep eachother company while im at the gym/work etc. And i always wanted dogs anyway not just for home defense, but my mother dosen't want a dog in the house lol.


Anyway that would be in like 10-20 years, im thinking more on the present, :-\
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 24, 2009, 04:54:16 PM
at night if i am downstairs or in bef and i hear a sound i jump down and act liek fucking commando lol expecting to fight. generally its the wind or summat stupid lol

 ;D SAS stealth moves!
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 24, 2009, 05:43:29 PM
true, its unlikely a burgular will have a gun but they usually have kitchen knives etc.

haha
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: leonp1981 on May 24, 2009, 05:52:09 PM
It's pathetic.

The whole legal system here is on the side of the criminal
England has been completely pussy whipped.

A few years ago 2 guys broke into a farmers house and the famer shot them, killing one of them.

he was charged with murder....
Life in Prison
It was a very famous case here in the UK



To be fair, he shot the kid in the back as he was running away!
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: leonp1981 on May 24, 2009, 05:54:45 PM
York = 98% white, poor nightlife, narrow streets

Middlesbrough = 50% Asian/Immigrant, average nightlife, dangerous streets.
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: The Master on May 24, 2009, 05:59:47 PM
In Norway there was a crazy guy that broke into the house of a family and ran towards one of the kids in the house. The father reacted immidiately, took a knife and stabbed the nutcase before he reached the kid (which the father rightfully thought would be in great danger). The fucker died.

Unfortunately the father was put to trial for defending the life of his child by lethal force against that nutcase!

Debussey thinks that the case was eventually dismissed, but that a father protecting the life of his child against a maniac dragged to trial = seriously fucked up.
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: lax on May 24, 2009, 06:07:42 PM
2 bull mastiffs, one 160, other 210 pounds will tidy things up nicely for me
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Deicide on May 24, 2009, 06:15:13 PM
In Norway there was a crazy guy that broke into the house of a family and ran towards one of the kids in the house. The father reacted immidiately, took a knife and stabbed the nutcase before he reached the kid (which the father rightfully thought would be in great danger). The fucker died.

Unfortunately the father was put to trial for defending the life of his child by lethal force against that nutcase!

Debussey thinks that the case was eventually dismissed, but that a father protecting the life of his child against a maniac dragged to trial = seriously fucked up.

Too much welfare and socialism...
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: chaos on May 24, 2009, 06:15:59 PM
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Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Migs on May 24, 2009, 06:21:36 PM
2 SKS rifles, 12ga, 30-06, AR-15, glock .40, rossi .357, taurus .45, rugar 9mm, if all that fails i have a .22 plinking rifle lol
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Dballn247 on May 24, 2009, 07:37:51 PM
Shoot him in the face, place realistic looking toy gun in his hand, call police.
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Hulkster on May 24, 2009, 07:44:13 PM
my philosophy has always been this:

IF someone is breaking into my house when it is blatantly obvious that someone is home, that means they are looking for a confrontation and are probably going to do physical harm to me.

people don't break in when there is a car in the driveway etc and hope no one is there.

if they are breaking in, it means they are probably going to try and hurt/kill me.

therefore, I call 911 and get ready to defend myself if the bastard doesnt run when he realizes that someone is home.

its that simple.
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 24, 2009, 07:46:36 PM
my philosophy has always been this:

IF someone is breaking into my house when it is blatantly obvious that someone is home, that means they are looking for a confrontation and are probably going to do physical harm to me.

people don't break in when there is a car in the driveway etc and hope no one is there.

if they are breaking in, it means they are probably going to try and hurt/kill me.

therefore, I call 911 and get ready to defend myself if the bastard doesnt run when he realizes that someone is home.

its that simple.

Who would make a better home invader, Ronnie or Dorian?
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Hulkster on May 24, 2009, 07:55:12 PM
Who would make a better home invader, Ronnie or Dorian?

ronnie.

dorian gets black eyes all the time cause he gets beat up.
Title: Re: Home Defence - What would you do if somone broke into your house?
Post by: Dballn247 on May 24, 2009, 08:04:01 PM
Who would make a better home invader, Ronnie or Dorian?

Ronnie he's black for obvious reasons.