Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure

Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: travisma on May 27, 2009, 05:26:40 AM

Title: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: travisma on May 27, 2009, 05:26:40 AM

Hey Keith, where the hell are you? I have tried emailing u but they all keep bouncing back.

U know exactly why I am emailing you and I would like to sort this out immediately.
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: webcake on May 27, 2009, 05:33:55 AM
He is in timeout.
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: the anabolic mon on May 27, 2009, 05:34:58 AM
Hey Keith, where the hell are you? I have tried emailing u but they all keep bouncing back.

U know exactly why I am emailing you and I would like to sort this out immediately.


You sound like someone who knows Keith very well. So, what's the story?
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: tendonitis on May 27, 2009, 05:51:53 AM
he's stuck inside a dunkin donuts store, he fit through the door when he went in but he ate so many donuts he no longer can

word from the inside is the employees are already sick of his b-celebrity name dropping
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: ironneck on May 27, 2009, 05:55:09 AM
he's so fat he works in tibet as a statue
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: travisma on May 27, 2009, 06:14:00 AM

Well I have four different email addresses for him and all of them are bouncing back over the last few weeks. I had been speaking to him via getbig but now I have no way to get in contact with him to sort out a problem.

Anyone know him personally that can get in contact with him?
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: webcake on May 27, 2009, 06:16:05 AM
Well I have four different email addresses for him and all of them are bouncing back over the last few weeks. I had been speaking to him via getbig but now I have no way to get in contact with him to sort out a problem.

Anyone know him personally that can get in contact with him?

Jonesy from police academy would surely know where Keith is. They once sat next to each other at a charity event.
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: Mars on May 27, 2009, 06:20:00 AM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/x43uyc.jpg)
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: elite_lifter on May 27, 2009, 06:27:47 AM
^^^^ posterboys for the business
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 27, 2009, 06:41:01 AM
Keith Jones is inmate #00001 in Ze Fatcentration Camps.


His lack of willpower sickens me!  >:(
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: nicky.smth on May 27, 2009, 06:52:47 AM
Jonesy from police academy would surely know where Keith is. They once sat next to each other at a charity event.

 ;D

what about the time Keith had crumpets with the queen of England?
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: webcake on May 27, 2009, 06:55:05 AM
;D

what about the time Keith had crumpets with the queen of England?

No, no.........the queen had crumpets with Keith.
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: OneManGang on May 27, 2009, 07:12:32 AM
Keith is so fat that if he wears a raincoat people think he is a taxi
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: StickStickly on May 27, 2009, 07:15:57 AM
Keith Jones is so fat that he is actually stuck in time out  ;D
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: ironneck on May 27, 2009, 07:17:48 AM
keith is so fat he uses the old xbox as a gameboy
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: Mars on May 27, 2009, 07:18:25 AM
keith is so fat hes skinny again.
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: ironneck on May 27, 2009, 07:19:10 AM
keith is so fat hes skinny again.

hey mara barca is gonna guck manu today right?
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: Mars on May 27, 2009, 07:21:27 AM
keith is so fat that when he stepped on the scale it said "to be continued.."
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: ironneck on May 27, 2009, 07:22:35 AM
keith is so fat that when he stepped on the scale it said "to be continued.."

keith is so fat he has his own moon and sun
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: Mars on May 27, 2009, 07:38:06 AM
keith is so fat that when the word fat is used in magazines he gets paid a percentage.
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: affeman on May 27, 2009, 07:56:00 AM
Keith is so fat that he had a massive heartattack and won't recover. :'(
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: StickStickly on May 27, 2009, 07:57:52 AM
Keith is so fat that he had a massive heartattack and won't recover. :'(
"Fuck you, i'll make a bet. My bill of health up against yours anytime. My blood pressure is perfect and i have great cholesterol. Common affeman... awww whats the matter? You don't have any money because you aren't as succesful, rich, and famous as me?"
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: mass 04 on May 27, 2009, 08:02:08 AM
haha you guys make me laugh. Listen son, what have you done with your life. It must suck to be you haha. Ive done thngs you can only imagine faceless pussy haha. You wish you had my life haha. I may be fat now haha but i once wiped the sweat off of David Pauls forehead in 1979 haha. Have you done that? haha I once arm wrestled Martin Mull in 1983, have you?haha Keep haha talking haha shit haha.
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: affeman on May 27, 2009, 08:12:15 AM
haha you guys make me laugh. Listen son, what have you done with your life. It must suck to be you haha. Ive done thngs you can only imagine faceless pussy haha. You wish you had my life haha. I may be fat now haha but i once wiped the sweat off of David Pauls forehead in 1979 haha. Have you done that? haha I once arm wrestled Martin Mull in 1983, have you?haha Keep haha talking haha shit haha.

LOL Keep going ;D
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: PJim on May 27, 2009, 08:20:41 AM
Someone post that weird flash movie thing of Onlyme with the two pandas or whatever they were, I think Kiwiol might of made it.
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: drkaje on May 27, 2009, 08:21:43 AM
Keith Jones is so fat that he is actually stuck in time out  ;D

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 27, 2009, 11:38:51 AM
Keith Jones is so fat that he is actually stuck in time out  ;D


The good news is if he's stuck in the door Yaroni can't throw any of the rest of us in there until Keith loses a few pounds and un-sticks himself.
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: nicky.smth on May 27, 2009, 11:40:51 AM

The good news is if he's stuck in the door Yaroni can't throw any of the rest of us in there until Keith loses a few pounds and un-sticks himself.

If the bars at the jail where coated in High Fructose Corn syrup keith could easily break out of time-out...My other accounts died in that place.. ;D
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: Fury on May 27, 2009, 11:42:33 AM
OnlyMen is currently stationed on his island fortress in the Caribbean with Sly Stallone, Arnold, Ali and a host of other celebrities from the 70s and 80s. He wants to know that despite being 800 pounds, he's better than all of you, you'll always be jealous and you'll never accomplish even 1/8th of what he has in life.
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: lovemonkey on May 27, 2009, 11:45:07 AM
In honor of the fat man.
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: wild willie on May 27, 2009, 11:56:16 AM
haha you guys make me laugh. Listen son, what have you done with your life. It must suck to be you haha. Ive done thngs you can only imagine faceless pussy haha. You wish you had my life haha. I may be fat now haha but i once wiped the sweat off of David Pauls forehead in 1979 haha. Have you done that? haha I once arm wrestled Martin Mull in 1983, have you?haha Keep haha talking haha shit haha.
?
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 27, 2009, 12:20:28 PM
In honor of the fat man.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=282869.0;attach=323154;image)


Is that Jonesey from Police Academy sitting there next to Keith?  :D
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: lovemonkey on May 27, 2009, 12:27:46 PM

Is that Jonesey from Police Academy sitting there next to Keith?  :D

Who else could it possibly be?
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 27, 2009, 12:28:56 PM
Who else could it possibly be?


Wiggs?
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: wavelength on May 27, 2009, 12:32:22 PM
if you look up fat in a dictionary you'll find a picture of him
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 27, 2009, 05:26:31 PM
Who the hell is Keith Jones? ???
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 27, 2009, 05:28:08 PM
Who the hell is Keith Jones? ???


You're kidding, right?




You must not be a 1970's/80's B-list Hollywood type, otherwise you'd have him on speed-dial.
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: MAXX on May 27, 2009, 05:28:11 PM
Who the hell is Keith Jones? ???
noob!
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 27, 2009, 05:34:40 PM

You're kidding, right?




You must not be a 1970's/80's B-list Hollywood type, otherwise you'd have him on speed-dial.

Mr Goat do you have a pic you can post? I dont have him on speed dial..
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: anvil on May 27, 2009, 06:42:10 PM
 :D


Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 27, 2009, 07:33:26 PM
RON!


How 'bout freeing fat-boy?  Don't you think he's suffered enough?
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: Nizar on May 27, 2009, 10:04:48 PM
Damn you guys are cruel  :D

Does the fact that keith sat next to  Jonesey from Police Academy mean nothing to you?
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: StickStickly on May 27, 2009, 10:06:34 PM

You're kidding, right?




You must not be a 1970's/80'sf-list Hollywood type, otherwise you'd have him on speed-dial.
Correction
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: kiwiol on May 27, 2009, 11:20:19 PM
Onlyme is soooooooooo fat that the first thing a woman says after she kisses him is, "I can't believe it's not butter!"
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: no one on May 27, 2009, 11:26:00 PM
keith is so fat that when the word fat is used in magazines he gets paid a percentage.

Keith Jones is so fat that he is actually stuck in time out  ;D


rotflmao!

holy shit!

as much as everyone busts his balls, i like the guy.

ron, let him out already, ffs.
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: bigdumbbell on May 28, 2009, 06:29:26 AM
i miss onlyme but not his spam
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: Captain Equipoise on May 28, 2009, 08:23:38 AM
What did he do to get put in timeout ?!
Title: Re: Keith Jones - Where the hell is he??
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 28, 2009, 08:25:30 AM
What did he do to get put in timeout ?!



He ate Ron's orange chicken last time they met up at a show.



DON'T mess with the big man's orange chicken!