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Title: Were you an accident?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 27, 2009, 11:06:28 PM
By the time you are 18 or 20, you usually think to do the math to detemine if your parents were married at least 9 months before you were born.  Or, dad will give you the 'birds and bees' speech and talk about how accidents do happen.

So spill it, if you feel like it.   Were you planned?  Or were you the result of alcohol + hormones + irresistable disco music?
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: Method101 on May 27, 2009, 11:10:16 PM
i was not planned, but my parents were together till i was three years old.
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: polychronopolous on May 27, 2009, 11:10:28 PM
My mother told me she sat on a dirty toilet seat......and thus polychronopolous was conceived.
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: cross-of-iron on May 27, 2009, 11:10:48 PM
Yes, you were.
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 27, 2009, 11:14:28 PM
I had sex with myself and then I was born.
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: kiwiol on May 27, 2009, 11:18:12 PM
According to my mom, not my conception so much as my getting dropped on my head all those times I was a baby :(
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 27, 2009, 11:28:15 PM
My parents were married for like 9 years before I was born.  ;D
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: hangclean on May 27, 2009, 11:45:44 PM
I was not planned, hence the reason I was given up for adoption.
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on May 27, 2009, 11:47:01 PM
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: timfogarty on May 28, 2009, 12:01:56 AM
By the time you are 18 or 20, you usually think to do the math to determine if your parents were married at least 9 months before you were born. 

18 or 20 ?  I did it at 12.   

yes you can get pregnant the very first time
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: polychronopolous on May 28, 2009, 12:05:39 AM
18 or 20 ?  I did it at 12.   

yes you can get pregnant the very first time

I heard somewhere that you can't get pregnant by pre-cum.
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: phyxsius on May 28, 2009, 12:09:23 AM
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Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on May 28, 2009, 12:10:53 AM
By the time you are 18 or 20, you usually think to do the math to detemine if your parents were married at least 9 months before you were born.  Or, dad will give you the 'birds and bees' speech and talk about how accidents do happen.

So spill it, if you feel like it.   Were you planned?  Or were you the result of alcohol + hormones + irresistable disco music?


Planned.  I'm a second child and my parents were already married for 4 years with my brother.  
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: phyxsius on May 28, 2009, 12:14:23 AM

Planned.  I'm a second child and my parents were already married for 4 years with my brother.  

that's what they say just to avoid you killing yourself and your parents get the blame..

Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on May 28, 2009, 12:17:39 AM
that's what they say just to avoid you killing yourself and your parents get the blame..



My brother was born in 75, I was born in 77.  I'm sure my parents knew that sex makes babies..... ::)

 
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: Tre on May 28, 2009, 01:34:03 AM
My brother was born in 75, I was born in 77.  I'm sure my parents knew that sex makes babies..... ::)


I cannot imagine the guilt they must feel over having brought you into this world.

Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: webcake on May 28, 2009, 01:39:44 AM
Who knows, all that matters is that i'm here.......
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 28, 2009, 07:25:24 AM
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hahaha good catch. 
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: Deicide on May 28, 2009, 07:27:22 AM
Irrelevant for body composition.

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Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 28, 2009, 07:49:38 AM
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Is that Getbig on the laptop screen?  :D
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: ironneck on May 28, 2009, 07:50:36 AM
i was planned
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: calfzilla on May 28, 2009, 07:57:11 AM
I heard somewhere that you can't get pregnant by pre-cum.
Yeah, I like to call those people parents. 
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: affeman on May 28, 2009, 08:28:43 AM
I was definately planned, my parents were already married for 3 years.

I guess that's the reason why I evolved so well.
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: Deicide on May 28, 2009, 08:32:58 AM
I was definately planned, my parents were already married for 3 years.

I guess that's the reason why I evolved so well. Das ist wohl der Grund, weshalb ich so lange von ihnen schnorren durfte.

fixed ;D ;)
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: Mars on May 28, 2009, 08:35:41 AM
i have two dads.
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: SamoanIrishman on May 28, 2009, 08:38:11 AM
Accident! Two 17yr olds grooving to AC / DC with their friend Jack Daniels. ;D
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: Deicide on May 28, 2009, 08:39:09 AM
i have two dads.

You are the fucking man! Hell yeah mars!
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: calfzilla on May 28, 2009, 08:42:15 AM
More importantly, where you massive when you were born?  I was.  Pretty sure I outmassed all the other babies born in the hospital that day, and I was drier and in better condition.  I assume there were some negro babies in there that day that had better shape and structure, but I brought crazy shredded mass!   :o
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: ironneck on May 28, 2009, 08:43:23 AM
More importantly, where you massive when you were born?  I was.  Pretty sure I outmassed all the other babies born in the hospital that day, and I was drier and in better condition.  I assume there were some negro babies in there that day that had better shape and structure, but I brought crazy shredded mass!   :o
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Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: affeman on May 28, 2009, 08:49:22 AM
More importantly, where you massive when you were born?  I was.  Pretty sure I outmassed all the other babies born in the hospital that day, and I was drier and in better condition.  I assume there were some negro babies in there that day that had better shape and structure, but I brought crazy shredded mass!   :o

I came in pretty conditioned, but I overdieted in the womb and sacrificed too much lean mass. I barely had 3 kg.
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: ironneck on May 28, 2009, 08:50:17 AM
I came in pretty conditioned, but I overdieted in the womb and sacrificed too much lean mass. I barely had 3 kg.

i had 3300 or something like that
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: brooklynbruiser on May 28, 2009, 08:50:43 AM
I cannot imagine the guilt they must feel over having brought you into this world.



So wrong! :)

Accident! Two 17yr olds grooving to AC / DC with their friend Jack Daniels. ;D

17 + 17 + (AC/DC + JD) = 3 :)

Solve for xxx.
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: affeman on May 28, 2009, 08:52:21 AM
i had 3300 or something like that

Huge aryan bastard with muscles :o
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: calfzilla on May 28, 2009, 08:52:58 AM
I came in pretty conditioned, but I overdieted in the womb and sacrificed too much lean mass. I barely had 3 kg.
Not me.  My theory is that I must have had a twin, but early on killed him and ripped out his umbilical cord to double my caloric intake.  
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: ironneck on May 28, 2009, 08:54:56 AM
Huge aryan bastard with muscles :o
yes blond hair and blue eyes make me what i am
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 28, 2009, 08:56:09 AM
i have two dads.

You were a gaybie.....haha   ;D
Title: Re: Were you an accident?
Post by: SamoanIrishman on May 28, 2009, 11:57:22 AM
You were a gaybie.....haha   ;D


LOL..nice pull.