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Title: What is it about grocery stores?
Post by: calfzilla on May 28, 2009, 08:18:34 AM

That make me want to walk around with a major case of ILS.  I don't do it anywhere else.  Why just the grocery store? 

Title: Re: What is it about grocery stores?
Post by: Sir Humphrey on May 28, 2009, 08:41:29 AM

Quote from: calfzilla on May 28, 2009, 08:18:34 AM

That make me want to walk around with a major case of ILS.  I don't do it anywhere else.  Why just the grocery store? 

It's OK unless you're walking around the grocery store wearing nothing but a skimpy shiny thong and pro-tan. (In that case, steer clear of the frozen aisle.)

Title: Re: What is it about grocery stores?
Post by: Boost on May 28, 2009, 08:45:35 AM

I usually find a quite aisle and perform a quick set of press ups for maximum chest, tri pump

Title: Re: What is it about grocery stores?
Post by: calfzilla on May 28, 2009, 08:47:54 AM

Quote from: QuakerOats on May 28, 2009, 08:19:41 AM

you're looking at all that food imaging how HUGE you're gonna get. ;D

I think that is pretty much spot on.

Title: Re: What is it about grocery stores?
Post by: tommywishbone on May 28, 2009, 09:06:32 AM

I like the grocery store. I always get plenty of mom action there. Not always hot mom action, but it still counts.

Title: Re: What is it about grocery stores?
Post by: FREAKgeek on May 28, 2009, 01:26:48 PM

What does ILS stand for? I love school?

 :-X

Title: Re: What is it about grocery stores?
Post by: YoungBlood on May 28, 2009, 03:47:40 PM

Since I'd venture to guess I spend more time in grocery stores than anyone else on the board, I could share a few things about stores that I have modeled as an archetype of the general public.

The most prominent point being: as soon as people walk through the doors to shop, they literally leave their brains in their vehicle. I'm no different. I see people do things that make you go "wtf were are you thinking?" and then when I shop I noticed myself drifting towards those patterns of behavior and catch myself and ream myself out!

Title: Re: What is it about grocery stores?
Post by: CastIron on May 28, 2009, 03:52:19 PM

I purchased a weeping pussy willow from the grocery store. It is about 1.5 feet tall.

Title: Re: What is it about grocery stores?
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 28, 2009, 03:53:11 PM

Quote from: CastIron on May 28, 2009, 03:52:19 PM

I purchased a weeping pussy willow from the grocery store. It is about 1.5 feet tall.

Did you name it "Swede?"  8)

Title: Re: What is it about grocery stores?
Post by: polychronopolous on May 28, 2009, 03:53:23 PM

The frozen foods section in white people's grocery store is damn near heaven.