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Title: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 12:42:49 AM
Let's face it, the aircraft has simply VANISHED!

Nothing has been found yet, it's even unknown WHERE it vanished!

Can it be Aliens from Planet Nibiru that abducted the whole aircraft and the passengers? Or did the US Government shoot down the plane because it can?

One thing is sure, it's all a big cover up, aliens, jews, Nazis and islamic terrorists are involved and if the Black Box doesn't turn up fast, the conspiracy lovers will come up with some ridiculous shit in no time.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Mars on June 05, 2009, 12:54:09 AM
Custodial society.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: polychronopolous on June 05, 2009, 12:58:56 AM
The rapture.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Stark on June 05, 2009, 01:06:25 AM
oh god ::)

Just have a think how big that place is where it "vanished" - I cannot stand people that say this was a tragedy - yes it was a tragedy for the families and people "left behind" but hardly for the world.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Tapeworm on June 05, 2009, 01:08:17 AM
It's such a massive coverup that I never even heard about it until now!
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Stark on June 05, 2009, 01:13:29 AM
Discovery Channel welcomes this - they can fill at least 4-5 programs with

Air France flight A447 - Flight into the unknown
Air France flight A447 - What really happend
Air France flight A447 - Terror flight - investigated
Air France flight A447 - (part of the Aircrash Disaster series)
Air France flight A447 - We got motherfucking snakes on the fucking plane
Air France flight A447 - The search for the missing link
Air France flight A447 - The truth uncovered
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: webcake on June 05, 2009, 01:21:47 AM
I blame the Bermuda Triangle and Sevastatse......
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Mars on June 05, 2009, 01:28:42 AM
i heared somewhere that the people of jewish origin were warned on forehand there would happen something desastraus on that flight so they were advised to book the next one.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: webcake on June 05, 2009, 01:30:23 AM
i heared somewhere that the people of jewish origin were warned on forehand there would happen something desastraus on that flight so they were advised to book the next one.


Speak on this MattC!!!!!
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Cleanest Natural on June 05, 2009, 01:38:06 AM
it was a sacrificial ritual by the illuminati

when you gonna learn ?

when this happens ussually somethingbigger is in the making
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 01:49:13 AM
Discovery Channel welcomes this - they can fill at least 4-5 programs with

Air France flight A447 - Flight into the unknown
Air France flight A447 - What really happend
Air France flight A447 - Terror flight - investigated
Air France flight A447 - (part of the Aircrash Disaster series)
Air France flight A447 - We got motherfucking snakes on the fucking plane
Air France flight A447 - The search for the missing link
Air France flight A447 - The truth uncovered

lol, you should take a look at the so called "News" channels in germany...

OMG, 28 germans have died on the plane!! A tragedy!!

How many people die in traffic accidents ed? More than 28.


lol @ snakes on a plane.  ;D ;D
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Post by: Swedish Viking on June 05, 2009, 01:50:59 AM
I blame the Bermuda Triangle and Sevastatse......

  Speaking of which, what happened to the Bermuda Triangle?  Is that about where this plane was when it disappeared?  Has anything else gone down there in recent years?  I miss all these cool unexplainable phenomenons that used to be talked about.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: kyomu on June 05, 2009, 01:52:46 AM
Failed in warp and it is captured in the hyper space.
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Post by: Mars on June 05, 2009, 01:53:24 AM
maybe they didnt wanted to rio?
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 01:56:51 AM
Failed in warp and it is captured in the hyper space.

Yes, they may have taken the wrong worm hole and are lost in space now.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: webcake on June 05, 2009, 01:57:02 AM
  Speaking of which, what happened to the Bermuda Triangle?  Is that about where this plane was when it disappeared?  Has anything else gone down there in recent years?  I miss all these cool unexplainable phenomenons that used to be talked about.

Not really. I think most people have this idea that every year planes/ships just dissapear in the triangle, but if i remember correctly, the last documented disappearance in the triangle was in the 1940's.

Maybe this Air France is a new one......
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: io856 on June 05, 2009, 01:57:22 AM
maybe they are on a "lost" style of island?
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Mars on June 05, 2009, 01:57:49 AM
lost is not real.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 01:59:50 AM
lost is not real.

But that plane is really lost.  ;D ;D
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Post by: kyomu on June 05, 2009, 02:00:31 AM
This thread has a potential
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Post by: Mars on June 05, 2009, 02:01:10 AM
they are not on a island.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: webcake on June 05, 2009, 02:02:08 AM
I was on a flight from LA to Chicago and a woman was so fat she had to buy 2 tickets to get on the plane, then when she got on the plane, they put her in the row where the arm rests don't move up, so she had to move and everyone was watching. She was crying. I laughed. True story.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: kyomu on June 05, 2009, 02:02:46 AM
some says that they saw strong white light.
Sounds exciting.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Quickerblade on June 05, 2009, 02:03:30 AM
i think the winds/turbelence was so strong it tore up the plane in the air
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Mars on June 05, 2009, 02:04:16 AM
maybe stephen king writes a book about it?
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: kyomu on June 05, 2009, 02:06:30 AM
i think the winds/turbelence was so strong it tore up the plane in the air
For that, the speed of airplane should be fast?

Cus They say that the airplane flight speed was too slow and it caused the crash.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Mars on June 05, 2009, 02:07:07 AM
you dont know if it crashed.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 02:09:43 AM
i think the winds/turbelence was so strong it tore up the plane in the air

THAT'S what the american government and the Aliens want you to believe.

In fact the plane is on Planet Nibiru in this moment, and all the passengers get steroids for free. They have to build new pyramids on Nibiru now.
They will return to earth in 2314 a.d.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: kyomu on June 05, 2009, 02:09:58 AM
you dont know if it crashed.
true
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: kyomu on June 05, 2009, 02:11:36 AM
THAT'S what the american government and the Aliens want you to believe.

In fact the plane is on Planet Nibiru in this moment, and all the passengers get steroids for free. They have to build new pyramids on Nibiru now.
They will return to earth in 2314 a.d.
We need Johnny Falcon here right now.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: io856 on June 05, 2009, 02:11:55 AM
myabe the pilot doesn't believe in landing?
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Mars on June 05, 2009, 02:12:22 AM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/k4bldw.jpg)
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: io856 on June 05, 2009, 02:12:43 AM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/k4bldw.jpg)
it was a setup theres more to it
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 02:13:20 AM
We need Johnny Falcon here right now.

are you saying that the plane crashed because the pilot sniffed paint thinner?
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: kyomu on June 05, 2009, 02:16:45 AM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/k4bldw.jpg)
Nice round shape. All the way good genetic.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: kyomu on June 05, 2009, 02:17:40 AM
are you saying that the plane crashed because the pilot sniffed paint thinner?
bwaahahahahhahahaaahahhaaaahahah ;D
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Mars on June 05, 2009, 02:27:08 AM
http://www.numoms.com/ (http://www.numoms.com/)
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 02:30:18 AM
you dont know if it crashed.

good post, that's what i say all the time.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: dov on June 05, 2009, 03:45:02 AM
Brazilian authorities are now saying that none of the debris found in the ocean belong to the AirFrance A447 plane
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 03:46:50 AM
Brazilian authorities are now saying that none of the debris found in the ocean belong to the AirFrance A447 plane

that's yesterday's news, actually.

Fact is, the plane has vanished. It simply disappeared from one second to the other, and only Aliens or the US government is able to pull this stunt.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: kyomu on June 05, 2009, 03:55:58 AM
that's yesterday's news, actually.

Fact is, the plane has vanished. It simply disappeared from one second to the other, and only Aliens or the US government is able to pull this stunt.
somebody will make a movie based on this thing later for sure.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 03:57:25 AM
somebody will make a movie based on this thing later for sure.

Yes, and jake Gyllenhaal (sp) will take the lead and it will be a flop.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: kyomu on June 05, 2009, 04:00:43 AM
Yes, and jake Gyllenhaal (sp) will take the lead and it will be a flop.
Seriously, I saw a TV drama movie based on the novel of stephen king similar to this case(I forgot the name).
In that movie, airplane vanish into a space between the present and future. Quite interesting one.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Aquiles on June 05, 2009, 04:05:10 AM
Maybe they are under water on a new type of atlantis.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 04:06:03 AM
Maybe they are under water on a new type of atlantis.

Only 770 to go!!

Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 04:06:48 AM
Seriously, I saw a TV drama movie based on the novel of stephen king similar to this case(I forgot the name).
In that movie, airplane vanish into a space between the present and future. Quite interesting one.

Maybe they went to the same place?
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 05, 2009, 04:08:33 AM
I was on a flight from LA to Chicago and a woman was so fat she had to buy 2 tickets to get on the plane, then when she got on the plane, they put her in the row where the arm rests don't move up, so she had to move and everyone was watching. She was crying. I laughed. True story.
Haha fat people shouldnt be allowed on planes
Punishment for being fat
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: rccs on June 05, 2009, 04:08:48 AM
You guys play with serious business... Whatever happened is not of any government knowledge, that is for sure... Probably it was highjacked to Africa or Amazonia... If it crashed on the ocean they would have already found its wreckage...
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Post by: Dballn247 on June 05, 2009, 04:10:30 AM
Decepticons
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Post by: mossel on June 05, 2009, 04:10:50 AM
maybe polinasian pirates teleported the plane for there sexchange experiments!!!!

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Post by: webcake on June 05, 2009, 04:11:04 AM
Haha fat people shouldnt be allowed on planes
Punishment for being fat

lol i know.

You pay extra if your bag is like 10lbs over the limit yet you can be a 350lb slob and not pay an extra cent (provided you can fit in 1 seat).
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 04:17:43 AM
You guys play with serious business... Whatever happened is not of any government knowledge, that is for sure... Probably it was highjacked to Africa or Amazonia... If it crashed on the ocean they would have already found its wreckage...

I agree, the ocean is too small and shallow, a plane would NEVER get lost there!

You are right about the highjacking, but the plane was either highjacked to Planet Nibiru or Area 51.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Mars on June 05, 2009, 04:20:13 AM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/9swbdj.jpg)
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 04:20:45 AM
(http://i39.tinypic.com/9swbdj.jpg)

There's no way a plane would fit in there.

Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Mars on June 05, 2009, 04:22:47 AM
(http://i40.tinypic.com/rwmd77.jpg)
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Post by: rccs on June 05, 2009, 04:28:10 AM
I agree, the ocean is too small and shallow, a plane would NEVER get lost there!

You are right about the highjacking, but the plane was either highjacked to Planet Nibiru or Area 51.
Or to the German Black Forest, probably it is where you live sorrounded by elfs and spirits of dead roman warriors...
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Post by: Tapeworm on June 05, 2009, 04:31:55 AM
There's no way a plane would fit in there.



 ;D
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 04:35:47 AM
Or to the German Black Forest, probably it is where you live sorrounded by elfs and spirits of dead roman warriors...

Hey, don't make my secret public!



That is gross.  :-X :-X :-X
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Post by: rccs on June 05, 2009, 04:37:11 AM
(http://i40.tinypic.com/rwmd77.jpg)

That is crap... but the young one seems very fuckable...
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Mars on June 05, 2009, 04:40:29 AM
nothing as hot as a granny and a young bitch in 69.
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Post by: Aquiles on June 05, 2009, 05:17:40 AM
You guys play with serious business... Whatever happened is not of any government knowledge, that is for sure... Probably it was highjacked to Africa or Amazonia... If it crashed on the ocean they would have already found its wreckage...

Agree.
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Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 05, 2009, 05:20:16 AM
Agree.
Very insightful answer man
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Mars on June 05, 2009, 05:21:43 AM
nothing as hot as a granny and a young bitch in 69.

Agree
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Post by: webcake on June 05, 2009, 05:22:19 AM
Agree.

Fuck off cheat....... ::)
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on June 05, 2009, 05:22:46 AM
I heard that Titus burnt it and stuffed it in the back of a Volvo somewhere out back in the Nevarda Desert


True Story
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: webcake on June 05, 2009, 05:24:28 AM
I heard that Titus burnt it and stuffed it in the back of a Volvo somewhere out back in the Nevarda Desert


True Story

Jaguar..............my Aryan brother rolls in only the best.  8)
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: SaltShaker on June 05, 2009, 05:28:25 AM
Let's face it, the aircraft has simply VANISHED!

Nothing has been found yet, it's even unknown WHERE it vanished!

Can it be Aliens from Planet Nibiru that abducted the whole aircraft and the passengers? Or did the US Government shoot down the plane because it can?

One thing is sure, it's all a big cover up, aliens, jews, Nazis and islamic terrorists are involved and if the Black Box doesn't turn up fast, the conspiracy lovers will come up with some ridiculous shit in no time.
ask gh15

on a serious note, a pilot said he saw missles in the air, that pilot has not been heard of or talked about that comment anymore
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Tapeworm on June 05, 2009, 05:31:11 AM
Fuck off cheat....... ::)

Agree.
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Post by: webcake on June 05, 2009, 05:42:10 AM
Agree.

Agree.
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Post by: ironneck on June 05, 2009, 05:43:19 AM
Agree.

agree.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 05:44:25 AM
agree.
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Post by: webcake on June 05, 2009, 05:45:27 AM
agree.
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Post by: Quickerblade on June 05, 2009, 05:46:55 AM
i dont agree, there saying the debris that was found a few days ago is not from Air France flight A447.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Tapeworm on June 05, 2009, 05:48:15 AM
What were we talking about?
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: ironneck on June 05, 2009, 05:49:03 AM
that punk aquiles is a bitch
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Quickerblade on June 05, 2009, 05:50:26 AM
I dont see how they can ever find the black box, it emit sound for 30 days under water, but the atlantic ocean is miles deep, the cold deep water will warp or distort the noise from the black box.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: webcake on June 05, 2009, 05:50:31 AM
Men in thongs.

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/images.nachofoto.com/b-Ronnie-Coleman-eight-414aa3445831.jpeg)
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: webcake on June 05, 2009, 05:51:31 AM
You guys are idiots.........if they can find Nemo, they sure as fuck can find a plane.
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Post by: tendonitis on June 05, 2009, 05:52:56 AM
that punk aquiles is a bitch
agree
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Post by: Tapeworm on June 05, 2009, 05:53:23 AM
yes
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 05:53:36 AM
i dont agree, there saying the debris that was found a few days ago is not from Air France flight A447.

Bullshit, it was just waste, not parts of the plane.

I dont see how they can ever find the black box, it emit sound for 30 days under water, but the atlantic ocean is miles deep, the cold deep water will warp or distort the noise from the black box.


there's also streams, the black box might turn up in the Pacific in 6 months.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 05, 2009, 05:54:48 AM
Haha fat people shouldnt be allowed on planes
Punishment for being fat


Their lack of willpower sickens me!  >:(
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Relentless on June 05, 2009, 05:56:03 AM
Maybe they are under water on a new type of atlantis.

Maybe you're a turd nobody likes!
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Quickerblade on June 05, 2009, 05:57:04 AM
Bullshit, it was just waste, not parts of the plane.

 
didn't i say that?

one report said a shooting star hit it..true story
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 05:59:46 AM
didn't i say that?

one report said a shooting star hit it..true story

sorry, i misread your post.

I changed my mind on the happenings, i think it was a giant Pokemon attacking the plane.

(http://www.geocities.com/pokemonrulaa_muuta/victreebel.jpg)
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: webcake on June 05, 2009, 06:00:46 AM
I called to have the plane taken down. Too many French people in the world as is.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Relentless on June 05, 2009, 06:02:44 AM
"Meteorologists said the Air France jet entered an unusual storm with 100 mph (160 kph) updrafts that acted as a vacuum, sucking water up from the ocean. The moist air rushed up to the plane's high altitude, where it quickly froze in minus-40 degree temperatures. The updrafts also would have created dangerous turbulence.

The jetliner's computer systems ultimately failed, and the plane broke apart likely in midair as it crashed into the Atlantic on a flight from Rio de Janeiro to Paris Sunday night."

You can only imagine what it was like to be on that plane during it's final moments....those people were probably completely horrified.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Quickerblade on June 05, 2009, 06:03:15 AM
imagine being on a flight with crazy turbulance and witnessing the plane tear apart, i would probably have a heart attack
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Post by: Relentless on June 05, 2009, 06:03:59 AM
They have no clue what happened as of right now; just theories.  Weird, just weird.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 06:06:23 AM
They have no clue what happened as of right now; just theories.  Weird, just weird.

Fact is, they don't even know where the plane is, the Aliens are very good with the cover up, they never leave behind traces.  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Quickerblade on June 05, 2009, 06:06:32 AM
Very weird, no trace of the darn plane, nothing, no mayday call , it must of been instant.

i am not sure about the "updraft" theory.
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Post by: Sir Humphrey on June 05, 2009, 06:40:08 AM
Men in thongs.

(http://s3.amazonaws.com/images.nachofoto.com/b-Ronnie-Coleman-eight-414aa3445831.jpeg)

YES! YES!

Thank you for salvaging this thread!
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 06:42:13 AM
Very weird, no trace of the darn plane, nothing, no mayday call , it must of been instant.

i am not sure about the "updraft" theory.

Dude, it was Aliens in cooperation with the US government. The only person who KNEW what has happened to A447 was David Carradine and BOOM!!! he "commits suicide in Bangkok".

I bet my ass Carradine's body was teleported to Bangkok.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: spinnis on June 05, 2009, 06:42:58 AM
2-3 sweds on it also =(
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 06:45:48 AM
2-3 sweds on it also =(

Don't you think it's funny that no Thais were on the flight??  :o :o :o :o

Someone must have warned the Thais, because they shelter the Aliens when they are on earth.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Relentless on June 05, 2009, 06:47:56 AM
Don't you think it's funny that no Thais were on the flight??  :o :o :o :o

Someone must have warned the Thais, because they shelter the Aliens when they are on earth.

Would you just cut it out?  Geez....
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 06:50:02 AM
Would you just cut it out?  Geez....

whow, someone is really emotional tonight!

Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Relentless on June 05, 2009, 06:51:03 AM
whow, someone is really emotional tonight!



I had a family member on board that flight...
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 06:56:56 AM
I had a family member on board that flight...

My condolences to you, i am really sorry to hear that.

But if it wasn't possible to make a few jokes about things that kill people, the world would be a sad place.

Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Relentless on June 05, 2009, 06:58:41 AM
My condolences to you, i am really sorry to hear that.

But if it wasn't possible to make a few jokes about things that kill people, the world would be a sad place.



Hehe...just kidding!  I agree about the joking part...if we can't laugh, what's the point?   8)
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: DK II on June 05, 2009, 07:00:41 AM
Hehe...just kidding!  I agree about the joking part...if we can't laugh, what's the point?   8)

here's a pic of Thailand giving shelter to an alien while not on duty:
The other man in the pic is a US Government Agent, currently ratting on steroid users.

(http://www.ergogenics.org/2005/zwemparadijs.jpg)
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: ironneck on June 05, 2009, 07:19:37 AM
slowly i really think johnny falcon has something to do with it
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Spike on June 05, 2009, 03:59:04 PM
here's a pic of Thailand giving shelter to an alien while not on duty:
The other man in the pic is a US Government Agent, currently ratting on steroid users.

(http://www.ergogenics.org/2005/zwemparadijs.jpg)

narco agents gettn swole these days
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Army of One on June 05, 2009, 04:09:48 PM
A few things not mentioned, they pretty much know what happened in last 4 minutes, plane slowed down because of turbulence, engines stalled and pilots took over from autopilot then plane broke apart as it rapidly fell from 35000 feet.Also the cabin would have depressurised rapidly, knocking everyone unconscious pretty much instantly so they would have been out and not experienced any pain.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 05, 2009, 04:21:08 PM
Air France flight A447 --- What happened???


It crashed.



Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Sir Humphrey on June 05, 2009, 04:22:00 PM
narco agents gettn swole these days

You are pretty swole yourself, big guy  :P
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Emmortal on June 05, 2009, 04:32:39 PM
I heard rumors of an unidentified piece of "metal" of unknown origin that was found and definitely not part of the aircraft.  It was highly radioactive and covered in "cosmic dust" from the upper atmosphere.

Just rumors though since I can't find much else about it.  Maybe it was the plane was sliced in half by a UFO and everyone taken since they haven't been able to find any bodies.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: The Showstoppa on June 05, 2009, 06:20:49 PM
I heard a passenger took a bad hit of LSD and opened one of the doors...
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Emmortal on June 05, 2009, 06:25:53 PM
Exclusive Video showing the fate of Air France A447:

Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: The Showstoppa on June 05, 2009, 06:28:39 PM
Exclusive Video showing the fate of Air France A447:



Is the title of that vid "Mudshark vs Octopussy" ???
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on June 05, 2009, 06:56:28 PM
Google "Air France flight A447"

Getbig.com is the 5th return lol
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: The Showstoppa on June 05, 2009, 06:57:53 PM
Google "Air France flight A447"

Getbig.com is the 5th return lol


Ask around....we run the internets.... 8)
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: MB_722 on June 05, 2009, 07:05:46 PM
Boeing sabotaged it ;)
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: jtsunami on June 05, 2009, 07:21:00 PM
Sevastase should be able to chime on in this  ;D
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 06, 2009, 07:23:44 AM
Let's face it, the aircraft has simply VANISHED!

Nothing has been found yet, it's even unknown WHERE it vanished!

Can it be Aliens from Planet Nibiru that abducted the whole aircraft and the passengers? Or did the US Government shoot down the plane because it can?

One thing is sure, it's all a big cover up, aliens, jews, Nazis and islamic terrorists are involved and if the Black Box doesn't turn up fast, the conspiracy lovers will come up with some ridiculous shit in no time.
Bermuda Triangle
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Tapeworm on June 06, 2009, 07:27:09 AM
Bermuda Triangle

Spacetime collapses into a single dimension there.  That's why you can't have a plane.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: BrainNotWorking on June 06, 2009, 07:36:32 AM
Let's face it, the aircraft has simply VANISHED!

Nothing has been found yet, it's even unknown WHERE it vanished!

Can it be Aliens from Planet Nibiru that abducted the whole aircraft and the passengers? Or did the US Government shoot down the plane because it can?

One thing is sure, it's all a big cover up, aliens, jews, Nazis and islamic terrorists are involved and if the Black Box doesn't turn up fast, the conspiracy lovers will come up with some ridiculous shit in no time.

I'll tell you what happened... there is now less french people in the world.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Tapeworm on June 06, 2009, 07:41:40 AM
Why hate the French people?
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 06, 2009, 11:32:49 AM
Why hate the French people?



Cheese-eating surrender-monkeys.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 06, 2009, 11:35:21 AM
Great thread
Great theories
Any day now the truth might be revealed
Maybe Ron put it in timeout
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: BIG ACH on June 06, 2009, 12:01:24 PM
Maybe?
(http://www.arena1.co.uk/dvd/Snakes_On_A_Plane_Widescreen_custom-%5Bcdcovers_cc%5D-frontcrop.jpg)
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: pumpster on June 06, 2009, 12:04:21 PM
It looks like there's a technical shortcoming in the outside temperature sensors, which then indirectly leads to automatic control of flight speed. Apparently if a plane flies either too slow or too fast in to a storm it can bring the plane down. Airbus sent out directives to address this upgrade before and then again this week after the crash. Looks like that plane didn't have the upgrade.

By now technology should be sufficient to have all black box info automatically transmitted so that black boxes aren't essential. Maybe it's too info-intensive but it should be addressed.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: french mistake on June 06, 2009, 12:07:29 PM
French food and pastry on the flight eaten by some bodybuilder on a protein drink jag produced noxious gasses so overpowering that the entire cabin fell into a coma, and then the gas began to eat away at the plane itself, causing structural failure.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: RJ DRIVER on June 07, 2009, 07:21:31 AM
It looks like there's a technical shortcoming in the outside temperature sensors, which then indirectly leads to automatic control of flight speed. Apparently if a plane flies either too slow or too fast in to a storm it can bring the plane down. Airbus sent out directives to address this upgrade before and then again this week after the crash. Looks like that plane didn't have the upgrade.

By now technology should be sufficient to have all black box info automatically transmitted so that black boxes aren't essential. Maybe it's too info-intensive but it should be addressed.
This is true that each aircraft has a max speed in turbulent air but I have never heard of slowing down due to air temperature.  If the updrafts were as strong as they are suggesting then it doesnt matter how fast they were going because their is now way an airframe can withstand that kind of load.  Its also possible for the engines to flameout in severe turbulence.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: OzmO on June 07, 2009, 06:23:51 PM
Its a conspiracy, there are getbiggers who are sure of it. 
 :D

Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 08, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
Let's face it, the aircraft has simply VANISHED!

Nothing has been found yet, it's even unknown WHERE it vanished!

Can it be Aliens from Planet Nibiru that abducted the whole aircraft and the passengers? Or did the US Government shoot down the plane because it can?

One thing is sure, it's all a big cover up, aliens, jews, Nazis and islamic terrorists are involved and if the Black Box doesn't turn up fast, the conspiracy lovers will come up with some ridiculous shit in no time.
They are dead lets face it not much to talk about here.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: pumpster on June 08, 2009, 04:21:52 PM
This is true that each aircraft has a max speed in turbulent air but I have never heard of slowing down due to air temperature.  If the updrafts were as strong as they are suggesting then it doesnt matter how fast they were going because their is now way an airframe can withstand that kind of load.  Its also possible for the engines to flameout in severe turbulence.

Whether you've heard of it or not, this is what's happening with automated flights now.

Actually the updrafts and even the storm conditions are very debatable, might not have been that bad actually.

The problem seems to be that the sensors told the plane to fly too fast for those conditions, thereby tearing the plane apart. At 35000 feet going over 500 mph the plane will in fact vanish as far as radar, as it quickly comes apart.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Quickerblade on June 08, 2009, 08:28:29 PM
Whether you've heard of it or not, this is what's happening with automated flights now.

Actually the updrafts and even the storm conditions are very debatable, might not have been that bad actually.

The problem seems to be that the sensors told the plane to fly too fast for those conditions, thereby tearing the plane apart. At 35000 feet going over 500 mph the plane will in fact vanish as far as radar, as it quickly comes apart.

i saw a report said the autopilot fucked up and the pilot could not recover manually.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: RJ DRIVER on June 11, 2009, 07:24:36 AM
i saw a report said the autopilot fucked up and the pilot could not recover manually.
I could see that.  Airbuses are overly automated and I've heard a few stories of pilots having a hard time over riding the auto pilot.
Title: Re: Air France flight A447 --- What happened???
Post by: Quickerblade on June 11, 2009, 02:16:29 PM
I could see that.  Airbuses are overly automated and I've heard a few stories of pilots having a hard time over riding the auto pilot.

true, its hard to ALT/CTRL/DELETE in mid air.