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Title: Wingman
Post by: calfzilla on June 08, 2009, 02:47:50 AM
Let's talk for a moment about winmen.  Who is your wingman?  Are you a wingman?  What tactics and strategies do you use?  And feel free to shar stories of success (or failure) by using a wingman. 

Personally since I am 27 I don't go out much anymore, but when I was younger, it was a very important role that every good friend must take on at least once. 

And this is bodybuilding related because I lift and train to look good for chicks in clubs rather than pose in a thong on a stage in front of gay men.   >:(
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Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: webcake on June 08, 2009, 03:02:39 AM
When i hit a lat spread, they call me "Wingman".......
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: Deicide on June 08, 2009, 03:03:36 AM
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Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: Tapeworm on June 08, 2009, 03:12:24 AM
Hannibal's use of his wings at Cannae brought him victory over the numerically and technologically superior Roman Legions.
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: webcake on June 08, 2009, 03:13:28 AM
Hannibal's use of his wings at Cannae brought him victory over the numerically and technologically superior Roman Legions.


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Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 08, 2009, 03:17:00 AM
Very successful wingman tactic that me and my buddies employ:

2 girls on dance floor. 3 dudes must approach and start dancing. as soon as one dude spots interest from one there must be a signal to the other 2. subtle. the other 2 dance with the other one and ever so subtly inch away from the chick and dude left....

result: you = one on one with chick dancing. If you have game you will score.
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: Tapeworm on June 08, 2009, 03:17:50 AM
'Hannibal ad portas'  :o
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: calfzilla on June 08, 2009, 03:19:31 AM
Very successful wingman tactic that me and my buddies employ:

2 girls on dance floor. 3 dudes must approach and start dancing. as soon as one dude spots interest from one there must be a signal to the other 2. subtle. the other 2 dance with the other one and ever so subtly inch away from the chick and dude left....

result: you = one on one with chick dancing. If you have game you will score.
hmm great post.  Very creative use of outnumbering the girls. 
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: webcake on June 08, 2009, 03:20:02 AM
I open my wallet and the bitches are lining up.......
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: Quickerblade on June 08, 2009, 03:20:36 AM
I have always had fucked up wingmen, "everybody wants to fuck the prom queen"
I have to rely on my own survival instincts when in a club or any other social setting.
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 08, 2009, 03:21:33 AM
hmm great post.  Very creative use of outnumbering the girls. 

Its so easy I almost feel bad.
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: calfzilla on June 08, 2009, 03:23:06 AM
I open my wallet and the bitches are lining up.......
I have never opened up my wallet for a bitch I just met at a club.  NEVER.  

I remember when I was 21 and in shape and not ugly, I just had to stand there and the bithces would come to me :)   now  :( not so much.  

Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: Quickerblade on June 08, 2009, 03:23:22 AM
Very successful wingman tactic that me and my buddies employ:

2 girls on dance floor. 3 dudes must approach and start dancing. as soon as one dude spots interest from one there must be a signal to the other 2. subtle. the other 2 dance with the other one and ever so subtly inch away from the chick and dude left....

result: you = one on one with chick dancing. If you have game you will score.
so 2 wingmen dance with the other chick? 2 on 1, i would think it would freak her out if she has no interest
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: webcake on June 08, 2009, 03:23:53 AM
I have never opened up my wallet for a bitch I just met at a club.  NEVER.  

I remember when I was 21 and in shape and not ugly, I just had to stand there and the bithces would come to me :)   now  :( not so much.  



It is what it is.......
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: Quickerblade on June 08, 2009, 03:24:01 AM
I have never opened up my wallet for a bitch I just met at a club.  NEVER.  

I remember when I was 21 and in shape and not ugly, I just had to stand there and the bithces would come to me :)   now  :( not so much.  


Fucken disgusting attitude. fuck you man.
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: webcake on June 08, 2009, 03:24:57 AM
Fucken disgusting attitude. fuck you man.

 :o
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 08, 2009, 03:25:29 AM
so 2 wingmen dance with the other chick? 2 on 1, i would think it would freak her out if she has no interest

we aren't exactly ugly ducklings..... 2 on one and she is almost slipping over in a puddle of her moistness  ;)
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: calfzilla on June 08, 2009, 03:25:58 AM
Fucken disgusting attitude. fuck you man.
???
you mean the part that I have never bought A chick anything the same night I met her or the fact that I have gotten older and fatter?  
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: webcake on June 08, 2009, 03:26:07 AM
we aren't exactly ugly ducklings..... 2 on one and she is almost slipping over in a puddle of her moistness  ;)

Matty Johns style....... 8)
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 08, 2009, 03:27:07 AM
Matty Johns style....... 8)

Rapist!
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: webcake on June 08, 2009, 03:28:21 AM
Rapist!

It's not rape.......it's just regretful sex.
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: Quickerblade on June 08, 2009, 03:30:03 AM
???
you mean the part that I have never bought A chick anything the same night I met her or the fact that I have gotten older and fatter?  
the older and fatter part, why dont you lose weight, drink water, have omega 3 tablets, it will keep u looking young, organic foods all the way.
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: calfzilla on June 08, 2009, 03:33:15 AM
the older and fatter part, why dont you lose weight, drink water, have omega 3 tablets, it will keep u looking young, organic foods all the way.
I know.  I am ashamed.  I guess I just lack will power.  But I will work on it in true getbig fashion, can't let you down.  Actually I will go have some water and omega 3 right now!  Thanks for your help quicker, hope I didn't disappoint you too badly. 
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: Quickerblade on June 08, 2009, 03:38:49 AM
I know.  I am ashamed.  I guess I just lack will power.  But I will work on it in true getbig fashion, can't let you down.  Actually I will go have some water and omega 3 right now!  Thanks for your help quicker, hope I didn't disappoint you too badly. 
my man, cut down on carbs, drink water, then more, take omega 3, watch in 2 days you're skin complexion is of a 21 year old.

now for the body, fuck weights, you want pussy dont you? then dump weights for now, cardio, lean out, if you like guys checking u out be my guest and keep lifting...take it from me, cardio and lean face = pussy and tonnes of it
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: calfzilla on June 08, 2009, 03:41:28 AM
my man, cut down on carbs, drink water, then more, take omega 3, watch in 2 days you're skin complexion is of a 21 year old.

now for the body, fuck weights, you want pussy dont you? then dump weights for now, cardio, lean out, if you like guys checking u out be my guest and keep lifting...take it from me, cardio and lean face = pussy and tonnes of it
Agreed.  Although I imagine I will still lift weights, but yes cardio is of utmost importance.  I will follow your instructions and keep you updated. 
Title: Re: Wingman
Post by: Quickerblade on June 08, 2009, 03:45:55 AM
Agreed.  Although I imagine I will still lift weights, but yes cardio is of utmost importance.  I will follow your instructions and keep you updated. 
i must correct myself, dont totally abandon weights but dont make it you're absolute focus..are you going to be competing soon??? I assume no.

do yourself a favour write down how you would like to look, then write down what it would take to get there = Fucking Sex machine.

Calfzilla, keep lean, tight and taut, after that i promise you will be set with fine ass for the rest of your life