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Title: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: calfzilla on June 10, 2009, 12:32:37 AM
Here's the gist of it.  Fairly new job only been there a few months, we are having an employee golf tournament, calfzilla doesn't care for golf at all, so do I go just to mingle show company unity and hang with co-workers or do I not go and just do whatever I like? 

Perhaps I should suggest that instead of golf we have a company bodybuilding show.  All of us can put on thongs oil each other up and pose in front of a large crowd of cheering men. 
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: clued-up on June 10, 2009, 12:36:41 AM
is this job a *career* for you? do you give a fuck about it? will there be any hot skanks attending the tournament?
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: webcake on June 10, 2009, 12:38:26 AM
I like the thong, oil and men idea.....
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: calfzilla on June 10, 2009, 12:38:42 AM
is this job a *career* for you? do you give a fuck about it? will there be any hot skanks attending the tournament?
Yes, it is a *career* for the most part.  I do give a fuck about it, and I believe there will be one or two hot skanks there, but not many.  
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: calfzilla on June 10, 2009, 12:40:02 AM
I like the thong, oil and men idea.....
I bet you do...I bet you do. 
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: webcake on June 10, 2009, 12:41:36 AM
I bet you do...I bet you do. 

What the fuck is that suppose to mean, you fat ugly cunt?!
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: clued-up on June 10, 2009, 12:43:12 AM
Yes, it is a *career* for the most part.  I do give a fuck about it, and I believe there will be one or two hot skanks there, but not many.  

no brainer, go, network, get in good with important people.. charm them.. and nail one of the two hot skanks present.

that’s an order.
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: calfzilla on June 10, 2009, 12:45:28 AM
What the fuck is that suppose to mean, you fat ugly cunt?!
:(  My apologies to the huge Aryan Bastard with muscles.  Please forgive me  :'(  What I meant to say is that your hair is 100x greater than Jay Cutler's and Dennis Wolf's combined!  Just a typo.  
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: webcake on June 10, 2009, 12:48:21 AM
:(  My apologies to the huge Aryan Bastard with muscles.  Please forgive me  :'(  What I meant to say is that your hair is 100x greater than Jay Cutler's and Dennis Wolf's combined!  Just a typo.  

ok........but i'm watching you, calfzilla. You have been slipping up a bit lately. Pick up your game son.
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: calfzilla on June 10, 2009, 12:50:11 AM
ok........but i'm watching you, calfzilla. You have been slipping up a bit lately. Pick up your game son.
Ok.  But on a more serious note, without you Ironneck and RPF this place would really suck lately.  What gives? 
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: webcake on June 10, 2009, 12:51:46 AM
Ok.  But on a more serious note, without you Ironneck and RPF this place would really suck lately.  What gives? 

Not sure really. Lots of gimmicks, lots of people turning on each other, lots of time outs.

Unusual times, no doubt about it.
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on June 10, 2009, 12:54:50 AM
Perhaps I should suggest that instead of golf we have a company bodybuilding show.  All of us can put on thongs oil each other up and pose in front of a large crowd of cheering men. 

HAHAHAH
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: Tre on June 10, 2009, 01:08:10 AM
Yes, it is a *career* for the most part.  I do give a fuck about it, and I believe there will be one or two hot skanks there, but not many. 

Golf can be really fun in that setting.

Especially if you've got hot women serving you drinks at every 3rd hole. 

Bottoms up! 
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: Mars on June 10, 2009, 01:38:48 AM
this is not about bodybuilding sport.
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: calfzilla on June 10, 2009, 01:11:40 PM
this is not about bodybuilding sport.
Can't be because bodybuilding is not a sport  ;)
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: spinnis on June 10, 2009, 01:17:31 PM
ofc you should attend
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 10, 2009, 02:41:20 PM
make sure you wear a weightlifting belt when you swing.  i'd recommend wrapping your knees too, just so the ladies know what's up.
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: ToxicAvenger on June 10, 2009, 02:42:32 PM
Here's the gist of it.  Fairly new job only been there a few months, we are having an employee golf tournament, calfzilla doesn't care for golf at all, so do I go just to mingle show company unity and hang with co-workers or do I not go and just do whatever I like? 

Perhaps I should suggest that instead of golf we have a company bodybuilding show.  All of us can put on thongs oil each other up and pose in front of a large crowd of cheering men. 

you gotta play the corporate game...i've taken golf lessons especially for the above reason
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: polychronopolous on June 10, 2009, 02:54:15 PM
get drunk and make an ass out of yourself; your co-workers will respect you more for it
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: The Showstoppa on June 10, 2009, 03:00:57 PM
get drunk and make an ass out of yourself; your co-workers will respect you more for it

haha, yes.  Insult people and pick a fight.  Always impresses the suits.
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: Ursus on June 10, 2009, 03:11:20 PM
Dont play golf - the sluts will be bored and hanging out at the barbecue. Hang about there asking if they want some meat.
Title: Re: Workplace dilemma. Need getbig help...and yes it is golf related
Post by: calfzilla on June 10, 2009, 05:56:01 PM
LoL I love these responses.  Getbiggers really know what's going on.   ;D