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Title: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: spinnis on June 11, 2009, 07:22:31 AM
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1244683205/Drunk_Shirtless_Asshole_Gets_Beaten_And_Choked_by_Bar_Security


i get soooo angry when I her sluts in the background " Please help him!!"


HE FUCKING STARTED IT HE DESERVES A BEATDSFNG¨DONSONDSÅO HDGOÅ JO JKO
Title: Re: Dont mess with bas security lol
Post by: spinnis on June 11, 2009, 07:24:29 AM
"thats a fucking lawsuit!"


SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Deicide on June 11, 2009, 07:25:56 AM
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1244683205/Drunk_Shirtless_Asshole_Gets_Beaten_And_Choked_by_Bar_Security


i get soooo angry when I her sluts in the background " Please help him!!"


HE FUCKING STARTED IT HE DESERVES A BEATDSFNG¨DONSONDSÅO HDGOÅ JO JKO

Du er manen!
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: spinnis on June 11, 2009, 07:30:01 AM
team horrible genetics approved!

(http://i43.tinypic.com/b5nwv4.jpg)



and what my hair looks like if I dont shave it all the time ;D
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: SamoanIrishman on June 11, 2009, 07:36:17 AM
I get that shit at my club to. They talk shit for 5 min then when you give them no reaction they walk up and touch you then...game over.

When they wake up on the sidewalk with their GF holding them crying and her drunk friends are calling police only to be owned by the police when they tell them there is nothing they can do but take their BF to jail for assault because he was the aggressor.  ;D

Security Cameras save us from lawsuits.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Meso_z on June 11, 2009, 07:41:17 AM
hahahahaha, fucking owned.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Theoak* on June 11, 2009, 07:43:03 AM
was more interested on the side panel videos especially the one titled "Amazing Drunk Girl Touches Herself Then Gets Molested"
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Meso_z on June 11, 2009, 07:50:02 AM
hahahahahah!!

http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1244157629/Gay_Ass_Emo_Queer_Beats_the_Shit_Out_of_Drunk_Bitch
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Beener on June 11, 2009, 08:07:14 AM
I get that shit at my club to. They talk shit for 5 min then when you give them no reaction they walk up and touch you then...game over.

When they wake up on the sidewalk with their GF holding them crying and her drunk friends are calling police only to be owned by the police when they tell them there is nothing they can do but take their BF to jail for assault because he was the aggressor.  ;D

Security Cameras save us from lawsuits.

Oh the bystanders are the most fucking annoying. Just last week I kicked a guy out for starting a fight WITH A GIRL. So hes outside starting the same thing as this guy when he starts trying to beat the shit out of me and the other doorman, so we get him on the ground after a few seconds and i just got him held there when some little twink starts yelling "WHOS SECURITY AND WHOS NOT??" and tries getting me off. like you dumb fuck it says staff in BIG LETTERs so suck dick somewhere else. ended up putting him on the ground too. so irritating
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: spinnis on June 11, 2009, 08:09:33 AM
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Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: spinnis on June 11, 2009, 08:11:30 AM
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Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Pecs on June 11, 2009, 08:21:45 AM
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1244683205/Drunk_Shirtless_Asshole_Gets_Beaten_And_Choked_by_Bar_Security


i get soooo angry when I her sluts in the background " Please help him!!"


HE FUCKING STARTED IT HE DESERVES A BEATDSFNG¨DONSONDSÅO HDGOÅ JO JKO

these drunk assholes are all over...
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 11, 2009, 08:30:53 AM
My own case...Have the whole report scanned to pc but its too large to put here
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Spike on June 11, 2009, 08:35:38 AM
team horrible genetics approved!

(http://i43.tinypic.com/b5nwv4.jpg)



and what my hair looks like if I dont shave it all the time ;D

should of thrown on some of that baby oil to add 'rippedness'
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: elite_lifter on June 11, 2009, 08:39:03 AM
My own case...Have the whole report scanned to pc but its too large to put here
Proud to be a felon. ::)
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 11, 2009, 08:41:03 AM
Proud to be a felon. ::)
I wouldnt have changed a thing about that night
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: kh300 on June 11, 2009, 08:44:16 AM
Oh the bystanders are the most fucking annoying. Just last week I kicked a guy out for starting a fight WITH A GIRL. So hes outside starting the same thing as this guy when he starts trying to beat the shit out of me and the other doorman, so we get him on the ground after a few seconds and i just got him held there when some little twink starts yelling "WHOS SECURITY AND WHOS NOT??" and tries getting me off. like you dumb fuck it says staff in BIG LETTERs so suck dick somewhere else. ended up putting him on the ground too. so irritating

beener you must be a man with some serious muscles.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: elite_lifter on June 11, 2009, 08:45:28 AM
I wouldnt have changed a thing about that night
Let me guess, you beat up some 150lb 5'5" teenager, what a proud moment in your life. TOUGHGUY. ::)
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Army of One on June 11, 2009, 08:49:46 AM
Holy shit, anyone got the article for this?

(http://i40.tinypic.com/296hgl4.jpg)
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 11, 2009, 08:52:19 AM
Let me guess, you beat up some 150lb 5'5" teenager, what a proud moment in your life. TOUGHGUY. ::)
Yeah if you say so
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Beener on June 11, 2009, 03:13:35 PM
beener you must be a man with some serious muscles.

haha no sir im just your average doorman. and that 'story' i told was lame. it was boring, not a fight or anything. just trying to relay how irritating people can get when you're trying to do your job. like telling us we cant lay a finger on a guy or that we're abusing our power when we're just standin there doin our job and someone looks for a fight but then just gets put in a hold.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Meso_z on June 11, 2009, 03:38:10 PM
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1244683205/Drunk_Shirtless_Asshole_Gets_Beaten_And_Choked_by_Bar_Security


i get soooo angry when I her sluts in the background " Please help him!!"


HE FUCKING STARTED IT HE DESERVES A BEATDSFNG¨DONSONDSÅO HDGOÅ JO JKO

thats not Swede at his new job as a doorman.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: HTexan on June 11, 2009, 03:39:13 PM
big dude beats up skinny drunk guy ::)
anyway, this fight is better
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1244157376/Girl_Tries_to_Strip_Opponent_During_Violent_Cat_Fight
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: HTexan on June 11, 2009, 03:43:02 PM
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1244157629/Gay_Ass_Emo_Queer_Beats_the_Shit_Out_of_Drunk_Bitch
http://www.machovideo.com/video/Talent_audition_gone_deadly_14981/
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: SamoanIrishman on June 12, 2009, 09:38:13 AM
haha no sir im just your average doorman. and that 'story' i told was lame. it was boring, not a fight or anything. just trying to relay how irritating people can get when you're trying to do your job. like telling us we cant lay a finger on a guy or that we're abusing our power when we're just standin there doin our job and someone looks for a fight but then just gets put in a hold.

So true..I had one guy go off on me with the "you can't touch me" and the "you don't have the right to..." and "im gonna sue your ass if you..." then he spit on me.

Now he whistles and has a slight lisp when he talks. :-\

When the cops showed (cause you know his "possi" ie - 169lbs "Tap Out" tshirt wearing douches called them) they told them that there is nothing they can do because it's a private establishment and that if anything they can arrest him if he likes for assault and public intoxication (standing in the street after I knocked him)..he choose to walk away while screaming the "I'm gonna sue you and the City of Seattle ..blah, blah, blah.." but yet we have never seen papers from any of the a-holes we knock around for being an idiot.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 12, 2009, 10:34:23 AM
So true..I had one guy go off on me with the "you can't touch me" and the "you don't have the right to..." and "im gonna sue your ass if you..." then he spit on me.

Now he whistles and has a slight lisp when he talks. :-\

When the cops showed (cause you know his "possi" ie - 169lbs "Tap Out" tshirt wearing douches called them) they told them that there is nothing they can do because it's a private establishment and that if anything they can arrest him if he likes for assault and public intoxication (standing in the street after I knocked him)..he choose to walk away while screaming the "I'm gonna sue you and the City of Seattle ..blah, blah, blah.." but yet we have never seen papers from any of the a-holes we knock around for being an idiot.
Its the exact same here
I got spat at by a nigerian refugee on the door one night,he had a fractured skull then,but the cops,cos he was nigerian,did fuck all,good times
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Euro-monster on June 12, 2009, 11:18:58 AM
Its the exact same here
I got spat at by a nigerian refugee on the door one night,he had a fractured skull then,but the cops,cos he was nigerian,did fuck all,good times

You are quite the scullcrusher arent you?... ::)
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 12, 2009, 11:25:42 AM
You are quite the scullcrusher arent you?... ::)
Whatever yoou say
Was bouncing since I was 18 so have obviously been in a few confrontations
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Ursus on June 12, 2009, 11:27:34 AM
I got that all the time - all fart no splash generally.

IMO teh guy was right to hit him as he touched him first. Generally they dont dare and get bored and soon walk away.

I would not have let the guy get that close to me though.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: SamoanIrishman on June 12, 2009, 12:55:07 PM
I got that all the time - all fart no splash generally.

IMO teh guy was right to hit him as he touched him first. Generally they dont dare and get bored and soon walk away.

I would not have let the guy get that close to me though.

Technically him walking up fast and getting in his face is considered to be an aggressive move. I warn them "Sir, please do not approach me in an aggressive manner as I feel I must defend myself" nice and loud so everyone hears it...then, if he dares to try his luck again...I'll throat check his ass (only awesome when the gag reflex doesn't make them puke) and put him into the side walk (and in his own puke if possible). I have no problems embarassing you in front of your girl :-\
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Overload on June 12, 2009, 01:16:31 PM
Everything was done perfectly.

Drunk man aggressively touches security, security knocks him out.

I used to see stuff like this all the time when i was a drinker, i always got a laugh out of the people claiming security abused their rights. Most Americans don't understand the power a security guard has over a private establishment.

Good stuff.

8)
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Captain Equipoise on June 12, 2009, 02:08:26 PM
That security guard should have beat on him some more, I woiuld have... these idiots never learn and just keep coming back slobbering all over themselves until you just knock them the fuck out.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: regmac on June 12, 2009, 02:16:18 PM
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1244683205/Drunk_Shirtless_Asshole_Gets_Beaten_And_Choked_by_Bar_Security


i get soooo angry when I her sluts in the background " Please help him!!"


HE FUCKING STARTED IT HE DESERVES A BEATDSFNG¨DONSONDSÅO HDGOÅ JO JKO
Miami I assume???
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: SamoanIrishman on June 12, 2009, 04:03:09 PM
That security guard should have beat on him some more, I woiuld have... these idiots never learn and just keep coming back slobbering all over themselves until you just knock them the fuck out.


QFT right there
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: elite_lifter on June 12, 2009, 04:13:48 PM
Whatever yoou say
Was bouncing since I was 18 so have obviously been in a few confrontations
That is where you end up when you are an uneducated ---- , 8 bucks an hour yelling at kids trying to get into the club. ::)
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: SamoanIrishman on June 12, 2009, 04:22:19 PM
That is where you end up when you are an uneducated ---- , 8 bucks an hour yelling at kids trying to get into the club. ::)

So we're dumb fucks now? I have two degree's, served in the military, work as a private civilian consultant to the Military..I wouldn't consider myself stupid.

Ever think that some of us do it for fun? I work a lot,I'm single by choice and don't drink much so bouncing allows me to go out on the weekend, listen to music, check out chicks and meet really cool people while only occationally deal with an asshole...all for $100 cash tax free for 4hrs of standing around bullshitting.

Easy extra $800 a month...I wouldn't call that stupid.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: elite_lifter on June 12, 2009, 04:25:16 PM
So we're dumb fucks now? I have two degree's, served in the military, work as a private civilian consultant to the Military..I wouldn't consider myself stupid.

Ever think that some of us do it for fun? I work a lot,I'm single by choice and don't drink much so bouncing allows me to go out on the weekend, listen to music, check out chicks and meet really cool people while only occationally deal with an asshole...all for $100 cash tax free for 4hrs of standing around bullshitting.

Easy extra $800 a month...I wouldn't call that stupid.
I'd rather enjoy the weekends with my wife and family, 800.00, meh not worth missing what I have at home, Godspeed.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: wavelength on June 12, 2009, 04:50:56 PM
team horrible genetics approved!

(http://i43.tinypic.com/b5nwv4.jpg)

and what my hair looks like if I dont shave it all the time ;D

Is this a recent pic of you Swede?
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: gordiano on June 12, 2009, 07:35:08 PM
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1244683205/Drunk_Shirtless_Asshole_Gets_Beaten_And_Choked_by_Bar_Security


i get soooo angry when I her sluts in the background " Please help him!!"


HE FUCKING STARTED IT HE DESERVES A BEATDSFNG¨DONSONDSÅO HDGOÅ JO JKO

Awesome ownage right there. Stupid fuck had it coming...
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 13, 2009, 02:21:38 AM
That is where you end up when you are an uneducated ---- , 8 bucks an hour yelling at kids trying to get into the club. ::)
I was also a fireman throughout those years
I have 3 degrees which I got in evening college classes
You dont even have a fucking job boy
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: spinnis on June 13, 2009, 02:43:49 AM
Is this a recent pic of you Swede?

lool no, Im alot bigger then that right now, I wasnt even 100 pounds in that photo I think
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Meso_z on June 13, 2009, 02:59:10 AM
Is this a recent pic of you Swede?

swede is the doorman in the video..
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Darren Avey on June 13, 2009, 05:49:55 AM
Hahahahahhaha all these "door guys" hahaha you make me laugh stand there with your chests puffed out, i remember when James Stabler the kickboxer had a row with some guy in a bar in Windsor and 3 "door toughs" tried to step in he koed them all in about 10 seconds!
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Darren Avey on June 13, 2009, 05:51:00 AM
Whatever yoou say
Was bouncing since I was 18 so have obviously been in a few confrontations

Hahaha 18!! Who the fuck is gonna listen or care about an 18 year old punk? Round here an 18 year old doorman would just get shoved out of the way ad laughed at
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Darren Avey on June 13, 2009, 05:52:48 AM
So we're dumb fucks now? I have two degree's, served in the military, work as a private civilian consultant to the Military..I wouldn't consider myself stupid.

Ever think that some of us do it for fun? I work a lot,I'm single by choice and don't drink much so bouncing allows me to go out on the weekend, listen to music, check out chicks and meet really cool people while only occationally deal with an asshole...all for $100 cash tax free for 4hrs of standing around bullshitting.

Easy extra $800 a month...I wouldn't call that stupid.

Translation - ive never ever been able to get a girl so in the end accepted my lot and gave up trying
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: webcake on June 13, 2009, 05:53:50 AM
3 posts in a row. Do you have some things regarding bouncers, Darren Avey?
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Darren Avey on June 13, 2009, 05:57:42 AM
Yeh i think they re all jerks with insecurity issues and yes i was beaten up by a couple of them but then later i came back and the biggest and nastiest one had his knees smashed in with a tyre iron outside a club in Slough. That learnt him!
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: webcake on June 13, 2009, 06:01:17 AM
A lot of tough motherfuckers in this thread............no doubt about it.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 13, 2009, 06:14:46 AM
Hahaha 18!! Who the fuck is gonna listen or care about an 18 year old punk? Round here an 18 year old doorman would just get shoved out of the way ad laughed at
Was quite likely bigger and had more experience with altercations at 18 than you have now
'Round here'...you fucking clown
Actually a clown is not enough of an insult...you are a pig-fucker
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 13, 2009, 06:16:11 AM
Yeh i think they re all jerks with insecurity issues and yes i was beaten up by a couple of them but then later i came back and the biggest and nastiest one had his knees smashed in with a tyre iron outside a club in Slough. That learnt him!
A lot of them are as you say
But not all of us were like that
My ideal night bouncing would contain no fighting at all
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: webcake on June 13, 2009, 06:19:16 AM
It's not about the muscle, it's about the ability to communicate and diffuse any confrontational situations.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Tapeworm on June 13, 2009, 06:37:13 AM
"Straight outta Slough"
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Darren Avey on June 13, 2009, 06:42:44 AM
Was quite likely bigger and had more experience with altercations at 18 than you have now
'Round here'...you fucking clown
Actually a clown is not enough of an insult...you are a pig-fucker

Hahhahaha Mr Insecurity complex, thinkk you re Lenny mclean dont you, bet you puff your chest out and put on a growl hahaha what a tough guy
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 13, 2009, 06:51:49 AM
Hahhahaha Mr Insecurity complex, thinkk you re Lenny mclean dont you, bet you puff your chest out and put on a growl hahaha what a tough guy
No actually
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: ironneck on June 13, 2009, 06:53:11 AM
Hahhahaha Mr Insecurity complex, thinkk you re Lenny mclean dont you, bet you puff your chest out and put on a growl hahaha what a tough guy

guys who diss okami are not really loved here on getbig, "darren avey"
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 13, 2009, 07:28:32 AM
guys who diss okami are not really loved here on getbig, "darren avey"
Haha thanks man
But he only came on to give out about bouncers,yes I agree that some/most are pricks,but not all are
Im glad I dont do it anymore though,the shit you have to take is mental
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Showstoppa on June 13, 2009, 07:33:35 AM
People who trash bouncers for doing their job, which isn't an easy one, have most likely been the recipient of a good beatin' thrown on them in front of their skank or mantourage by a bouncer.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: elite_lifter on June 13, 2009, 10:45:48 AM
I was also a fireman throughout those years
I have 3 degrees which I got in evening college classes
You dont even have a fucking job boy
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT! Fraud!
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 13, 2009, 11:02:07 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT! Fraud!
Business management
Travel and Tourism
Nutrition

Look man if you want me to give you a job just ask
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: elite_lifter on June 13, 2009, 11:37:45 AM
Business management
Travel and Tourism
Nutrition

Look man if you want me to give you a job just ask
::) you will be back on the streets in one month, guaranteed! ;D
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 13, 2009, 11:39:24 AM
::) you will be back on the streets in one month, guaranteed! ;D
Haha I was never on the streets
But whatever you say,you are an expert on all things sure
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Ursus on June 13, 2009, 11:50:11 AM
Glad to hear supp copmpany is goinwell okami
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 14, 2009, 05:51:01 AM
Glad to hear supp copmpany is goinwell okami
Thanks man
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: leonp1981 on June 14, 2009, 06:41:08 AM
Same as any other walk of life, some doormen are dicks and some are decent guys.  I reckon I've worked with about 70 different doormen over the years, and some of them were the nicest guys you could meet.  Others were just bullies who couldn't wait for the next fight to come along.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 14, 2009, 06:46:36 AM
Same as any other walk of life, some doormen are dicks and some are decent guys.  I reckon I've worked with about 70 different doormen over the years, and some of them were the nicest guys you could meet.  Others were just bullies who couldn't wait for the next fight to come along.
My point exactly
But the bullies usually went missing when the shit hit the fan for real
Only good for fighting young drunk lads
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: elite_lifter on June 14, 2009, 07:46:29 AM
My point exactly
But the bullies usually went missing when the shit hit the fan for real
Only good for fighting young drunk lads

STFU already, tell us about all the times you got KTFO.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 14, 2009, 07:48:57 AM
STFU already, tell us about all the times you got KTFO.
Never
But you can make up a story im sure
U get a job yet by the way?
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: elite_lifter on June 14, 2009, 07:49:49 AM
Never
But you can make up a story im sure
U get a job yet by the way?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 14, 2009, 07:54:42 AM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Ok,whatever you say
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Ursus on June 14, 2009, 11:51:08 AM
I have worked with maybe 25 doormen over teh past 4 years.

The first team i was ever in was by far the best. 4 of us looking after mainly 300 youngsters. EVERYONE always backed each other up and looked out for each other AT ALL TIMES.

I had some real great times with those 3 guys and the craic after a night was brilliant. Sadly when a new doorman took the club over things went to shit. Never really fully enjoyed or felt confident working with a few doormen and when the ones i did feel confident with left i soon followed.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Euro-monster on June 14, 2009, 12:14:00 PM
Patrick Zwayse was a good doormen ones...now not so much.... :o
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: leonp1981 on June 14, 2009, 01:21:43 PM
Never really fully enjoyed or felt confident working with a few doormen

That's never good.  If I ever felt like the doormen I had weren't good enough, they got replaced.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Ursus on June 14, 2009, 01:34:14 PM
Yea i wasnt head doorman so had no real say tbh.

It was turning out the head doorman was bringing in his mates to do door so there was a split - so i left full time. It was not a good atmosphere
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Meso_z on June 14, 2009, 01:38:25 PM
Yea i wasnt head doorman so had no real say tbh.

It was turning out the head doorman was bringing in his mates to do door so there was a split - so i left full time. It was not a good atmosphere

where are you from ursus?
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: spinnis on June 14, 2009, 01:39:11 PM
But I'm still standing here screaming FUCK THE FREE WORLD
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Marty Champions on June 14, 2009, 01:41:20 PM
hey swede can you post some more of you art, i thought it was very impressive, you would be a good candidate for the falcon school of arts and crafts
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Meso_z on June 14, 2009, 01:43:33 PM
But I'm still standing here screaming FUCK THE FREE WORLD

good job stud knocking out the drunk clown!
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: spinnis on June 14, 2009, 01:45:48 PM
good job stud knocking out the drunk clown!

thank you. I try my best.

How is the weather in greece?


it was between 25C+ and 37C+ when I was there.
In sweden its around  7C+   10C+
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: spinnis on June 14, 2009, 01:47:57 PM
hey swede can you post some more of you art, i thought it was very impressive, you would be a good candidate for the falcon school of arts and crafts

Can I treat you some hashish?
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Meso_z on June 14, 2009, 01:48:29 PM
thank you. I try my best.

How is the weather in greece?


it was between 25C+ and 37C+ when I was there.
In sweden its around  7C+   10C+

lol..

its getting hotter and hotter..
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: leonp1981 on June 14, 2009, 04:16:26 PM
Yea i wasnt head doorman so had no real say tbh.

It was turning out the head doorman was bringing in his mates to do door so there was a split - so i left full time. It was not a good atmosphere

We only used to have 2-4 doorman which we got from companies, but sometimes you'd get ones who'd only just got their badge, or looked like they should be doing supermarket work.  They usually went straight away unless they were really good.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Ursus on June 14, 2009, 04:17:11 PM
where are you from ursus?

Belfast, Ireland
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Ursus on June 14, 2009, 04:20:18 PM
We only used to have 2-4 doorman which we got from companies, but sometimes you'd get ones who'd only just got their badge, or looked like they should be doing supermarket work.  They usually went straight away unless they were really good.

I was asked from aged 18 to do the door. I felt I wasnt old enough of confident enough, almost but not quite. I was asked at a time i felt right to do door. I made a lot of friends and a few enemies. But luckily i never got hurt at all, odd scratcgh and ripped shirt etc but overall i done good.

I think i picked it up quick and learnt something new about it every time i was on the door. Never got cocky or complacent. Didnt try to look tough or mean, just smiled said hello and if something kicked off dealt with it as quickly and safely as possible.

Some guys i worked with used to disappear from front doors, then id look and it was 4 or 5 fellas who had to be knocked back...those guys just didnt wanna be the guys who knocked ppl back.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: leonp1981 on June 14, 2009, 05:14:23 PM
Didnt try to look tough or mean, just smiled said hello and if something kicked off dealt with it as quickly and safely as possible.

This is the best way to be, polite and courteous.  I hate the doormen who have this permanent scowl on their face.

Some guys i worked with used to disappear from front doors, then id look and it was 4 or 5 fellas who had to be knocked back...those guys just didnt wanna be the guys who knocked ppl back.

We had a night once in Manchester, the door lads had turned some young lad away cos he had no id.  He came back with his 'gang' and said they were gonna shoot up the door.  All the fucking doormen left, leaving me and one of the lads off the bar to stand on the door for the rest of the night!  And it was my night off.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 14, 2009, 05:35:43 PM
Door men are little boys in a mans world.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 15, 2009, 02:49:13 AM
Door men are little boys in a mans world.
You dress up like a woman,and the pics are proof
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: gib on June 15, 2009, 03:17:02 AM
haha owned

I gotta agree - this guy just owned himself!

Seriously though, there are big Samoan and polysian guys who do make OK bouncers. If they have the right temprement, they can stand there, looking docile, politely greating people, and then if needed grab someone and remove them from the premises quite easily. For the right type of bar of club this type of bouncer does come in handy.

For me personally, I would not generally go to the type of club or bar that requires the services of these kind of guys. I prefer places that are somewhat more sophisticated...
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Post by: SamoanIrishman on June 15, 2009, 08:27:51 AM
I gotta agree - this guy just owned himself!

Seriously though, there are big Samoan and polysian guys who do make OK bouncers. If they have the right temprement, they can stand there, looking docile, politely greating people, and then if needed grab someone and remove them from the premises quite easily. For the right type of bar of club this type of bouncer does come in handy.

For me personally, I would not generally go to the type of club or bar that requires the services of these kind of guys. I prefer places that are somewhat more sophisticated...

1. How did I "own" myself?

2. I'm not biologically Samoan. I was raised by one. I'm Scot / Irish and only stand 6', 243lbs @ 18%bf.

3. I work at the #1 nightclub in Seattle with the highest cover charge. It's sophisticated but, we still get assholes..usually the "don't you know who I am" type assholes.


Not all bouncers are dicks looking for a fight. The best night for me is one where I didn't have to get into shit with some loser.

Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 15, 2009, 09:01:39 AM
1. How did I "own" myself?

2. I'm not biologically Samoan. I was raised by one. I'm Scot / Irish and only stand 6', 243lbs @ 18%bf.

3. I work at the #1 nightclub in Seattle with the highest cover charge. It's sophisticated but, we still get assholes..usually the "don't you know who I am" type assholes.


Not all bouncers are dicks looking for a fight. The best night for me is one where I didn't have to get into shit with some loser.


Yup man,I also stated my favourite nights on the door were non-fighting nights
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: thewickedtruth on June 15, 2009, 10:03:17 AM
worked the bars in the stockyards in fort worth for awhile..

was a blast! saw some fucked up shit but as a whole most people are just out to have a good time and  problems are easily diffused. The less people think they'll get their asses kicked in a joint for getting loud and rowdy the more they'll return. Security gets respect when they're respectful to patrons.


but sometimes people just bring in shit from other bars and you gotta do what you gotta do..

usually it's throw them out and let them fight in teh street... or cuff'em and let ftwpd pick'em up by the curb.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: elite_lifter on June 15, 2009, 10:31:56 AM
The truth is anyone who brags about beating ass are usually the BIGGEST pussies IRL.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 15, 2009, 10:40:45 AM
The truth is anyone who brags about beating ass are usually the BIGGEST pussies IRL.

Couldnt agree more...


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Couldnt agree more...


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Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 15, 2009, 10:45:39 AM
::)   fraud
You sent me that
You fucking know you did
And many more like it
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: elite_lifter on June 15, 2009, 10:59:35 AM
You sent me that
You fucking know you did
And many more like it
Slow day at the supplement shack. ::)
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 15, 2009, 11:03:39 AM
Slow day at the supplement shack. ::)
Very busy day at the supplement shack actually,times are good
7pm here now and still busy,albeit with the sunbeds,girls come in after their work to use them
I can take you on for work-experience in a few weeks if you like?
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: elite_lifter on June 15, 2009, 11:11:29 AM
Very busy day at the supplement shack actually,times are good
7pm here now and still busy,albeit with the sunbeds,girls come in after their work to use them
I can take you on for work-experience in a few weeks if you like?
Your Net 30 creditors should be knocking on the door any day looking for their money, hope you have it! :o
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: bigkid on June 15, 2009, 11:12:51 AM
Thats taking place at thew Elbo room in Fort Lauderdale Beach.  The place is kinda a dive.  I go down to Blondies.  It's a few doors down.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 15, 2009, 11:18:28 AM
Your Net 30 creditors should be knocking on the door any day looking for their money, hope you have it! :o
What the FUCK did that mean??
you are fuckin retarded for sure haha
Get a job you bum
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: elite_lifter on June 15, 2009, 11:23:00 AM
What the FUCK did that mean??
you are fuckin retarded for sure haha
Get a job you bum
You are a COMPLETE idiot and know nothing about business if you don't know what Net 30 means. ::) You should have completed High School. Did you even write a business plan, of course you didn't, wing and a prayer right is that how you intend on making a buck at the "Supplement Shack."   ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 15, 2009, 11:29:42 AM
You are a COMPLETE idiot and know nothing about business if you don't know what Net 30 means. ::) You should have completed High School. Did you even write a business plan, of course you didn't, wing and a prayer right is that how you intend on making a buck at the "Supplement Shack."   ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Well I have a degree in business management so know one or two things about business
Your american terms are not used here
And I have zero creditors,besides the man who owns the building,thats called a landlord for your information
You have no job and never did yet you call me an idiot???
And of course I drew up a business plan
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: elite_lifter on June 15, 2009, 11:37:03 AM
Well I have a degree in business management so know one or two things about business
Your american terms are not used here
And I have zero creditors,besides the man who owns the building,thats called a landlord for your information
You have no job and never did yet you call me an idiot???
And of course I drew up a business plan
I didn't realize I sent you a copy of my resume. ::) So you are saying you paid cash for everything in your store and you saved up all that money by working as a civil servant. Did not happen, all lies.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 15, 2009, 11:45:59 AM
I didn't realize I sent you a copy of my resume. ::) So you are saying you paid cash for everything in your store and you saved up all that money by working as a civil servant. Did not happen, all lies.
Working as a fireman and bouncing since im 18
I dont drink or smoke,so yes saving isn't too hard
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Euro-monster on June 15, 2009, 11:49:15 AM
Hey Okami( oh brother what a name!) ... why do you asume everyone is out of a job ? You attack people and then you offer them a job? You make no sense except if you are a retard.. ::)

Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: elite_lifter on June 15, 2009, 11:55:12 AM
Hey Okami( oh brother what a name!) ... why do you asume everyone is out of a job ? You attack people and then you offer them a job? You make no sense except if you are a retard.. ::)


"Okami" is a very jealous and bitter person and has recently been convicted of a felony, great guy! ::)
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Euro-monster on June 15, 2009, 11:58:11 AM
"Okami" is a very jealous and bitter person and has recently been convicted of a felony, great guy! ::)

What did he do? ..did he get his ass fucked by that bearded guy in public?
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: elite_lifter on June 15, 2009, 12:03:08 PM
What did he do? ..did he get his ass fucked by that bearded guy in public?
He was involved in a fight and got the best of the guy(I am guessing the other guy was a tiny weak tit) and the kid sued him, he lost his job as Fireman and is now running a 300sq ft start-up supplement store. I am guessing he will be out of business by the end of the summer.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: jack_ftype on June 15, 2009, 12:29:05 PM
damn that sucks ^^


bouncing got old after a few months, its much more fun to be a patron

i hated having to tell people what to do, 'no id can't come in, where's your wristband, here's your stamp, im gonna have to ask you to leave, tell your buddy to calm down'

jesus that gets old so fast, although drunk chicks are a plus
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: SamoanIrishman on June 15, 2009, 12:58:58 PM
He was involved in a fight and got the best of the guy(I am guessing the other guy was a tiny weak tit) and the kid sued him, he lost his job as Fireman and is now running a 300sq ft start-up supplement store. I am guessing he will be out of business by the end of the summer.

Exactly why I work for places that set up security as "contractors"...end of the night you get paid cash plus tips from bartenders and walk. No one at my club even knows my real name for this exact reason. We all have nicknames.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 15, 2009, 02:21:21 PM
Hey Okami( oh brother what a name!) ... why do you asume everyone is out of a job ? You attack people and then you offer them a job? You make no sense except if you are a retard.. ::)


You have no idea what okami even means
And anyone who agrees with shirt_lifter must be a spa
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: Ursus on June 15, 2009, 02:30:34 PM
Wolf :)

Okami is a good guy. Backs up his shit too.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Showstoppa on June 15, 2009, 02:33:15 PM
You have no idea what okami even means
And anyone who agrees with shirt_lifter must be a spa

doesn't Okami mean queef in Japanese?  ;D
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 16, 2009, 03:11:29 AM
doesn't Okami mean queef in Japanese?  ;D
No it means 'Wolf' in Japanese
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Showstoppa on June 16, 2009, 05:04:43 AM
No it means 'Wolf' in Japanese

Pretty close, though, right?  8)
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 16, 2009, 05:13:18 AM
Pretty close, though, right?  8)
Not really
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Showstoppa on June 16, 2009, 05:16:58 AM
Not really

Hey, I knew it was a Japanese word and didn't even google it.  I suppose it could cause an awkward moment if used improperly in a conversation.
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: elite_lifter on June 16, 2009, 07:14:51 AM
doesn't Okami mean queef in Japanese?  ;D
yes
Title: Re: Dont mess with bar security lol
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 16, 2009, 07:56:03 AM
yes
No