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Title: How to get into O$U
Post by: Doug_Steele on June 12, 2009, 11:47:51 AM

OSU Admissions Officer to recruited player:

"Let's see...Ohio Graduation test scores are excellent...GPA is perfect....plenty of volunteer work in the community with the Boys Club and St. Jude's Children's Hospital. But....I don't see any history of criminal behavior. Couldn't you just knock over a lemonade stand or crush up Flintstone Kids chewable vitamins and sell them to a friend as crystal meth? We need something. Oh, and by the way you will need a 3 piece suit for any court dates and practice standing up whenever you hear someone say 'Will the defendent please rise'. Don't worry if you don't get it right away...OSU professors end all their classes by saying that so you get used to it. So remember, sell children or steal some beer, whatever...get caught...and you are on your way to acceptance at OSU!"

Title: Re: How to get into O$U
Post by: Earl1972 on June 12, 2009, 12:44:14 PM

i hate osu

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Title: Re: How to get into O$U
Post by: Doug_Steele on June 12, 2009, 12:50:26 PM

Quote from: Earl1972 on June 12, 2009, 12:44:14 PM

i hate osu

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WOW! me and you finally agree on something!

Title: Re: How to get into O$U
Post by: LatsMcGee on June 13, 2009, 12:28:43 AM

I have a friend who was going to play hockey there but they told him to chose an easier major so he could concentrate on the game and not school.  Needless to say he didn't end up at OSU.