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Title: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 14, 2009, 05:54:34 AM: ...
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Mars on June 14, 2009, 05:56:25 AM: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e2_1234473606 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e2_1234473606)
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Man of Steel on June 14, 2009, 05:56:53 AM: last night
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Tapeworm on June 14, 2009, 06:02:18 AM: With someone else?
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 14, 2009, 06:03:14 AM: Quote from: Tapeworm on June 14, 2009, 06:02:18 AM
With someone else?
With another human,yes
Rape doent count...I think
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: tleilaxutank on June 14, 2009, 06:05:02 AM: Quote from: Okami on June 14, 2009, 06:03:14 AM

Rape doent count...I think

WHY?

???
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: ironneck on June 14, 2009, 06:05:43 AM: 1 month ago
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 14, 2009, 06:06:32 AM: Quote from: tleilaxutank on June 14, 2009, 06:05:02 AM
WHY?

???
Well I dunno
Ok it does so...

Quote from: ironneck on June 14, 2009, 06:05:43 AM
1 month ago
Seriously man???
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Mars on June 14, 2009, 06:07:16 AM: with your mom two days ago.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: tleilaxutank on June 14, 2009, 06:07:28 AM: Quote from: ironneck on June 14, 2009, 06:05:43 AM
1 month ago

c'mon, man. A train ticket to Frankfurt ain't that expensive!
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 14, 2009, 06:08:11 AM: Quote from: Mars on June 14, 2009, 06:07:16 AM
with your mom two days ago.
who's mother??
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Tapeworm on June 14, 2009, 06:08:15 AM: Quote from: Okami on June 14, 2009, 06:03:14 AM
With another human,yes

As if that ever happens. ::)
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Purple Aki on June 14, 2009, 06:08:24 AM: Easter Weekend. Went out for a few quite drinks with the chaps and ended up harpooning a whale.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: ironneck on June 14, 2009, 06:09:29 AM: you think 1 month is long ago?
or why you guys ask=?
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: kiwiol on June 14, 2009, 06:09:37 AM: Quote from: Okami on June 14, 2009, 06:08:11 AM
who's mother??

Mars and I co-own everyone's mother.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Deicide on June 14, 2009, 06:10:22 AM: Quote from: kiwiol on June 14, 2009, 06:09:37 AM
Mars and I co-own everyone's mother.

That's a sick thought. My mother is an old, wrinkled obese hag of 65... :-X

THG approved
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: WillGrant on June 14, 2009, 06:12:24 AM: Quote from: tleilaxutank on June 14, 2009, 06:07:28 AM
c'mon, man. A train ticket to Frankfurt ain't that expensive!
Are you offering IN a good time Tank Tank ? :-\
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 14, 2009, 06:12:34 AM: Quote from: ironneck on June 14, 2009, 06:09:29 AM
you think 1 month is long ago?
or why you guys ask=?
Well I thought u had a gf?
One month without sex if u have a gf is mad
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Man of Steel on June 14, 2009, 06:12:35 AM: Quote from: kiwiol on June 14, 2009, 06:09:37 AM
Mars and I co-own everyone's mother.

I can vouch for this 100%.....Mars and kiwiol both destroyed my mother in a beautiful display of sex and artistry......a gorgeous site. She wasn't good enough for either of them.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: kiwiol on June 14, 2009, 06:13:01 AM: Quote from: Deicide on June 14, 2009, 06:10:22 AM
That's a sick thought. My mother is a old, wrinkled obese hag of 65... :-X

THG approved

Whatever Mars wants, he gets 8)
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: ironneck on June 14, 2009, 06:14:04 AM: Quote from: Okami on June 14, 2009, 06:12:34 AM
Well I thought u had a gf?
One month without sex if u have a gf is mad

i don'T have right now

solo since january
but hopefully i'll be toghether with the girl i love soon
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: WillGrant on June 14, 2009, 06:14:20 AM: Quote from: Man of Steel on June 14, 2009, 06:12:35 AM
I can vouch for this 100%.....Mars and kiwiol both destroyed my mother in a beautiful display of sex and artistry......a gorgeous site. She wasn't good enough for either of them.
Does your mum sqeallll like a pig as you do MOS ?
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 14, 2009, 06:15:29 AM: Quote from: Man of Steel on June 14, 2009, 06:12:35 AM
I can vouch for this 100%.....Mars and kiwiol both destroyed my mother in a beautiful display of sex and artistry......a gorgeous site. She wasn't good enough for either of them.
hahahaha
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Man of Steel on June 14, 2009, 06:15:40 AM: Quote from: WillGrant on June 14, 2009, 06:14:20 AM
Does your mum sqeallll like a pig as you do MOS ?

Difficult to say as it really isn't an apples to apples comparison; regardless, I can honestly say you wouldn't be disappointed either way.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Mars on June 14, 2009, 06:16:10 AM: Quote from: Deicide on June 14, 2009, 06:10:22 AM
That's a sick thought. My mother is a old, wrinkled obese hag of 65... :-X

THG approved
we actually have quite sick clients as well.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: WillGrant on June 14, 2009, 06:19:16 AM: Quote from: Deicide on June 14, 2009, 06:10:22 AM
That's a sick thought. My mother is an old, wrinkled obese hag of 65... :-X

THG approved
Come on bro , even your mums flange needs a bit of love and who better to pound that mound than two fine studs like the great mars and kiwiol ..is that THG approved ?
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: polychronopolous on June 14, 2009, 06:48:33 AM: I'm still holding out for that special someone.

I want the moment to be perfect.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: dr.chimps on June 14, 2009, 06:57:04 AM: Quote from: Okami on June 14, 2009, 06:03:14 AM
With another human,yes
Rape rape doent count...I think
You said rape twice.... ;D
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Deicide on June 14, 2009, 06:58:00 AM: Quote from: WillGrant on June 14, 2009, 06:19:16 AM
Come on bro , even your mums flange needs a bit of love and who better to pound that mound than two fine studs like the great mars and kiwiol ..is that THG approved ?

Well, they must be pretty desperate then... :-\

NOT THG approved
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Tatyana on June 14, 2009, 07:04:33 AM: Quote from: polychronopolous on June 14, 2009, 06:48:33 AM
I'm still holding out for that special someone.

I want the moment to be perfect.

Me too.

Sex outside of marriage is a sin and makes baby jesus cry.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: ToxicAvenger on June 14, 2009, 07:06:30 AM: lets just say my virginity grew back!
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: dr.chimps on June 14, 2009, 07:10:54 AM: Quote from: ProteinFarts! on June 14, 2009, 07:06:30 AM
lets just say my virginity grew back!
You got hymen reconstruction surgery!?
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 14, 2009, 11:51:14 AM: Quote from: Okami on June 14, 2009, 05:54:34 AM
...
Just got done ;D
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 14, 2009, 11:52:53 AM: Quote from: Mr Nobody on June 14, 2009, 11:51:14 AM
Just got done ;D
Good stuff man ;)
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: johnnynoname on June 14, 2009, 11:58:33 AM: does oral count?

EDIT: receiving oral.......from a woman!!!
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Sherief Shalaby on June 14, 2009, 12:21:12 PM: Quote from: Deicide on June 14, 2009, 06:10:22 AM
That's a sick thought. My mother is an old, wrinkled obese hag of 65... :-X

THG approved

show some respect to one who kept you inside her for 9 months!!.. also 65 is not so old if she still goes to the gym and makes plastic surgeries!
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 14, 2009, 12:23:57 PM: Quote from: johnnynoname on June 14, 2009, 11:58:33 AM
does oral count?

EDIT: receiving oral.......from a woman!!!
Yea count 1 for that 8)
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: johnnynoname on June 14, 2009, 12:27:01 PM: Quote from: Mr Nobody on June 14, 2009, 12:23:57 PM
Yea count 1 for that 8)

okay, then the last time i got oral was on the last wednesday of May from some tattoo'd girl at the revue show i was working. It happened in our changing room/the bar's storage room
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 14, 2009, 12:28:08 PM: Quote from: johnnynoname on June 14, 2009, 12:27:01 PM
okay, then the last time i got oral was on the last wednesday of May from some tattoo'd girl at the revue show i was working. It happened in our changing room/the bar's storage room
Fantastic dude 8)
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on June 14, 2009, 12:29:03 PM: Quote from: johnnynoname on June 14, 2009, 12:27:01 PM
okay, then the last time i got oral was on the last wednesday of May from some tattoo'd girl at the revue show i was working. It happened in our changing room/the bar's storage room

Wow high rolla. ::)
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: johnnynoname on June 14, 2009, 12:29:50 PM: Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on June 14, 2009, 12:29:03 PM
Wow high rolla. ::)

living the dream
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: MAXX on June 14, 2009, 12:29:56 PM: yesterday ;D
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 14, 2009, 12:37:27 PM: Quote from: johnnynoname on June 14, 2009, 12:27:01 PM
okay, then the last time i got oral was on the last wednesday of May from some tattoo'd girl at the revue show i was working. It happened in our changing room/the bar's storage room
Now according to former president Bill Clinton this doesnt qualify ;)
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Doug_Steele on June 14, 2009, 12:53:49 PM: Thursday night! I have pix of her on my camera phone!! ;D It was pretty good and her husband is in Iraq right now or somewhere. :o Did not know she was married till after 8)
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Beefjake on June 14, 2009, 12:58:38 PM: 2 months ago, lost count already...

Happily living together... with kids.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 14, 2009, 01:03:23 PM: Quote from: Beefjake on June 14, 2009, 12:58:38 PM
2 months ago, lost count already...

Happily living together... with kids.
Sure you dont need a divorce?
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Meso_z on June 14, 2009, 01:06:55 PM: couple hours ago
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: polychronopolous on June 14, 2009, 01:09:21 PM: What does the inside of a woman's vagina feel like exactly?
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 14, 2009, 01:10:01 PM: Quote from: polychronopolous on June 14, 2009, 01:09:21 PM
What does the inside of a woman's vagina feel like exactly?
Depends on which one u are with :o
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: 240 is Back on June 14, 2009, 01:17:43 PM: Quote from: Doug_Steele on June 14, 2009, 12:53:49 PM
Thursday night! I have pix of her on my camera phone!! ;D It was pretty good and her husband is in Iraq right now or somewhere. :o Did not know she was married till after 8)

she sounds like the type of girl who will get mad at her man upon his return and spill the beans. Be careful you dont have some crazy PTSD vet coming at you, when it's wife he should be slapping up.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Eisenherz on June 14, 2009, 01:21:21 PM: sex is nothing but a foreign word to getbiggers..no doubt about it.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: polychronopolous on June 14, 2009, 01:25:11 PM: Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on June 14, 2009, 01:23:08 PM
The deranged lipid profiles of those on steroids will have an impact on the fatty acid profile of cellular membranes, which again is going to affect how 'flexible' the membrane is and transport of nutrients (glucose in particular) and possibly the steroid hormones across the membrane to the nuclear receptors as well as the structural integrity of the cells.

Great post Bob.

You always seem to bring alot of relevancy and insight to the topic at hand.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: leonp1981 on June 14, 2009, 01:27:30 PM: Right now.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Mars on June 14, 2009, 01:28:37 PM: your mom is under my desk now.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Doug_Steele on June 14, 2009, 01:34:44 PM: Quote from: 240 is Back on June 14, 2009, 01:17:43 PM
she sounds like the type of girl who will get mad at her man upon his return and spill the beans. Be careful you dont have some crazy PTSD vet coming at you, when it's wife he should be slapping up.

Yea, when she told me that she was married and her husband was in Iraq, i felt bad after but that is why i travel north to Tampa ;D Tampa has some of the best bars and best looking women 8)
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 14, 2009, 01:36:35 PM: Quote from: Okami on June 14, 2009, 05:54:34 AM
...
Archie Bunker just called and said him and Edith just got done 8)
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: MAXX on June 14, 2009, 01:40:29 PM: I hooked up with a cute little bolivian chick at a nightclub. tightest vag ever 8)
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Eisenherz on June 14, 2009, 01:42:25 PM: Quote from: MAXX on June 14, 2009, 01:40:29 PM
I hooked up with a cute little bolivian chick at a nightclub. tightest vag ever 8)

How much did you pay your backpacker receptionist "Leroy" to play the part?
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: MAXX on June 14, 2009, 01:49:33 PM: Quote from: Eisenherz on June 14, 2009, 01:42:25 PM
How much did you pay your backpacker receptionist "Leroy" to play the part?
another bitter getbigger :D
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 14, 2009, 02:36:34 PM: "sex" has nothing to do with bodybuilding, golf or baseball, so i don't know why this is being brought up here?
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Tatyana on June 14, 2009, 03:33:17 PM: Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on June 14, 2009, 01:23:08 PM
The deranged lipid profiles of those on steroids will have an impact on the fatty acid profile of cellular membranes, which again is going to affect how 'flexible' the membrane is and transport of nutrients (glucose in particular) and possibly the steroid hormones across the membrane to the nuclear receptors as well as the structural integrity of the cells.

LOL.

;)
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: kiwiol on June 14, 2009, 04:32:46 PM: Quote from: polychronopolous on June 14, 2009, 01:09:21 PM
What does the inside of a woman's vagina feel like exactly?

No different than that of a sheep's, IMO.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: tleilaxutank on June 14, 2009, 05:01:53 PM: Quote from: WillGrant on June 14, 2009, 06:12:24 AM
Are you offering IN a good time Tank Tank ? :-\

If you mean directing him to one of the larger red light district's in EU then...yes....I guess I am

I live in the states, ftw
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: WillGrant on June 14, 2009, 05:07:38 PM: Quote from: tleilaxutank on June 14, 2009, 05:01:53 PM
If you mean directing him to one of the larger red light district's in EU then...yes....I guess I am

I live in the states, ftw
Oh roger that..

Why waste money in the Red Light area? , Iron Neck do you have a sister ? He is Turkish after all :D
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Epic_Monster on June 14, 2009, 05:10:25 PM: :o
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: 240 is Back on June 14, 2009, 05:20:34 PM: Quote from: Doug_Steele on June 14, 2009, 01:34:44 PM
Yea, when she told me that she was married and her husband was in Iraq, i felt bad after but that is why i travel north to Tampa ;D Tampa has some of the best bars and best looking women 8)

SW FL has some decent skanks, this is true

what the state lacks in morals and education, they make up for with whoreishness.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Doug_Steele on June 14, 2009, 05:39:21 PM: Quote from: 240 is Back on June 14, 2009, 05:20:34 PM
SW FL has some decent skanks, this is true

what the state lacks in morals and education, they make up for with whoreishness.

TRUTH. You should come down to Siesta Key or Homes Beach in Bradenton. 8) I spend my weekends there and when i get off work 8)

I am always looking for the best talent that i can find

I found one whore who was 31 and had a 18 year old son but i did not care ;D

I am working on her sister who goes to USF ;D
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: ToxicAvenger on June 14, 2009, 06:15:07 PM: Quote from: dr.chimps on June 14, 2009, 07:10:54 AM
You got hymen reconstruction surgery!?

is that a proposition?
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: alejandro_torres on June 15, 2009, 12:00:28 AM: this afternoon

I own ironneck!!!! 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Mars on June 15, 2009, 12:02:25 AM: guys, sex with ugly girls doesnt count.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on June 15, 2009, 12:44:14 AM: Quote from: kiwiol on June 14, 2009, 06:09:37 AM
Mars and I co-own everyone's mother.

;D

As long as I can co-own the mother's feet, I'm happy :P
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: leonp1981 on June 15, 2009, 06:54:27 AM: Quote from: Mars on June 15, 2009, 12:02:25 AM
guys, sex with ugly girls doesnt count.

Damn it.
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Griffith on June 15, 2009, 12:07:55 PM: On Thursday 8)
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: spinnis on June 15, 2009, 12:09:50 PM: 3 weeks I think. Not good, Not good at all
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: Mars on June 15, 2009, 12:10:12 PM: (http://i42.tinypic.com/bf4y9j.jpg)
Title: Re: When was the last time you had sex??
Post by: kh300 on June 16, 2009, 07:41:14 PM: last thursday.. girl ended up being a clinger.. never thought i would still be affraid of these girls at my age. lol