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Title: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: kiwiol on June 28, 2009, 03:35:45 PM
So I was watching Rambo (IV) and saw this thread in IMDB discussing the possible outcome of a match up between John Matrix and John Rambo. What do Getbiggers think? Would John Matrix kick Rambo's ass or would it be the other way around ?
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: dr.chimps on June 28, 2009, 03:37:46 PM
You're ghostin' us, guy. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?    ;)
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Army of One on June 28, 2009, 03:39:24 PM
I actually made this thread a year or so ago, but since its Kiwiol, Ill let it slide  ;) Answer: the world would implode if they started to fight and both would be turned in to gods who ruled each end of the universe.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: polychronopolous on June 28, 2009, 03:42:23 PM
lol...I love how every other scene in First Blood was Colonel Troutman telling anyone who would listen how big of a badass Rambo was.

The only broke, transient, drifter in the history of movies who had his very own Promoter/PR man.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: kiwiol on June 28, 2009, 03:43:34 PM
I actually made this thread a year or so ago, but since its Kiwiol, Ill let it slide  ;) Answer: the world would implode if they started to fight and both would be turned in to gods who ruled each end of the universe.

Haha sorry db, I musta missed that one. Your answer seems spot on 8)
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on June 28, 2009, 04:15:07 PM
they met only once, long ago. the event is now known to science as the Big Bang

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=2118.0;attach=95552;image)
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on June 28, 2009, 04:53:41 PM
Rambo has serious meltdowns, Matrix is like a machine.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Mr.1derful on June 28, 2009, 05:04:49 PM
Rambo has serious meltdowns, Matrix is like a machine.

Rambo would rip Matrix's throat out, bottom line.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on June 28, 2009, 05:13:03 PM
Rambo would rip Matrix's throat out, bottom line.

Matrix is a man with muscles and Rambo is a skinny bastard who couldn't do anything to Matrix, bottom line.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: MAXX on June 28, 2009, 05:18:57 PM
Rambo all the way



 :'(
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on June 28, 2009, 05:40:02 PM
Rambo all the way



 :'(

Rambo showing his weakness, his emotions, there.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Mr.1derful on June 28, 2009, 08:48:35 PM
Matrix is a man with muscles and Rambo is a skinny bastard who couldn't do anything to Matrix, bottom line.

Rambo has been taught to ignore pain, to eat things that would make a billygoat puke. 
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: polychronopolous on June 28, 2009, 08:53:02 PM
Rambo has been taught to ignore pain, to eat things that would make a billygoat puke. 

 ;D

That's one of my favorite all-time movie quotes!
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: TommyBoy on June 28, 2009, 09:43:13 PM
You don't ever hear people calling real-life badasses "Matrix" do you?
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: hugestatus on June 28, 2009, 09:45:53 PM
i guess it will start at their staredown
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Nizar on June 28, 2009, 11:11:01 PM
Rambo has serious meltdowns, Matrix is like a machine.


Yup- matrix = cold steel
Rambo is a more believable character though


Who would win in a weapons battle - both are very versatile
Who would win in a hand to hand battle - Matrix - insanely strong with a high pain threshold
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Mr.1derful on June 29, 2009, 06:36:24 PM
You don't ever hear people calling real-life badasses "Matrix" do you?

Very true.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: lax on June 29, 2009, 06:39:38 PM
Rambo would rip Matrix's throat out, bottom line.

so would Swayze from 'Roadhouse'
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Army of One on June 29, 2009, 07:23:04 PM
Good time to bump my 250 things learned from commando thread

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=116540.0
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Army of One on June 29, 2009, 08:24:11 PM
lol...I love how every other scene in First Blood was Colonel Troutman telling anyone who would listen how big of a badass Rambo was.

The only broke, transient, drifter in the history of movies who had his very own Promoter/PR man.

Lol, I missed that first read through.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: TechnoViking on June 29, 2009, 08:37:02 PM
John Matrix's biggest problem is his kid...Rambo would exploit that if he needed to...Rambo could live in the belly of hell and I don't think Matrix has that kind of constitution...
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Alex23 on June 29, 2009, 11:08:42 PM
John Matrix's biggest problem is his kid...Rambo would exploit that if he needed to...Rambo could live in the belly of hell and I don't think Matrix has that kind of constitution...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But once Matrix come after him, kid dead or alive, it won't matter.

He's also better at throwing stuff.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Superboy Prime on June 30, 2009, 04:39:48 AM
so would Swayze from 'Roadhouse'


HAH!! :)
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Pecs on June 30, 2009, 06:36:40 AM
it really depends on what kind of match up
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: MAXX on June 30, 2009, 06:40:12 AM
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Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Mr.1derful on June 30, 2009, 11:50:15 AM
so would Swayze from 'Roadhouse'

lol  ;D
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on June 30, 2009, 12:00:41 PM
Remeber, Matrix eats green berets for breakfast.   ;)
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Man of Steel on June 30, 2009, 12:05:00 PM
Remeber, Matrix eats green berets for breakfast.   ;)
 

And as I understand it, right now he's very hungry.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: hench on June 30, 2009, 05:24:50 PM
there's this huge guy outside in a green tshirt
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Kegdrainer on June 30, 2009, 05:39:14 PM
maybe he's a little cold.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 30, 2009, 05:42:20 PM
Toni Kukoc looking good next to the governator.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on June 30, 2009, 05:58:35 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: MethodGNA on June 30, 2009, 06:13:15 PM
lol...I love how every other scene in First Blood was Colonel Troutman telling anyone who would listen how big of a badass Rambo was.

The only broke, transient, drifter in the history of movies who had his very own Promoter/PR man.

yeah, troutman was like a hypeman.........."you go to war with rambo theres one thing your gonna need.................... more bodybags ;) ;)"
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: polychronopolous on June 30, 2009, 06:14:59 PM
yeah, troutman was like a hypeman.........."you go to war with rambo theres one thing your gonna need.................... more bodybags ;) ;)"

haha, I remember one time it showed that scene on Beavis and Butthead when they were flipping through the channels  ;D
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Cap on June 30, 2009, 07:53:53 PM
They're both supposed to be former SF in the movies but I think Rambo would win.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: liquid_c on June 30, 2009, 08:06:00 PM
Matrix would kill Rambo "snap fingers" like that.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Mr.1derful on June 30, 2009, 08:22:47 PM
Rambo cauterizes his own wounds.  Nothing is tougher than that.

Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: grab an umbrella on June 30, 2009, 11:30:09 PM
My friend was dead tired
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Pecs on July 01, 2009, 12:58:35 AM
there's this huge guy outside in a green tshirt

that photo is only a few days ago..... still looking huge....
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Mr.1derful on July 01, 2009, 08:47:32 AM
that photo is only a few days ago..... still looking huge....

Agreed, looking large.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: kyomu on July 01, 2009, 01:49:32 PM
If we assume that they exist in the real world, the type like Rambo is better for stamina to run around in the jangle and hide.
So, John Rambo can beat John Matrix

If we talk about The Matrix, Neo can beat these two easily.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Mr.1derful on July 01, 2009, 02:33:22 PM
Rambo is much stronger as evidenced by 3 sequels.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: hench on July 01, 2009, 03:24:41 PM
Toni Kukoc looking good next to the governator.
Is that his actual name?
I think its this guy I read somewhere is a keen bodybuilder....?
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Man of Steel on July 01, 2009, 04:15:58 PM
Matrix by a country mile.  Name one time Rambo punched started an airplane.
Title: John Matrix vs John Rambo vs Joahnnay Falkkan.
Post by: Alex23 on July 01, 2009, 09:34:29 PM
Falcon wins.

No doubt.
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Alex23 on July 01, 2009, 09:43:14 PM
Matrix by a country mile.  Name one time Rambo punched started an airplane.

or ripped vinyl tarp with his fingers (rambo used a gay knife with stuff in the handle)... then jump off a 747 right after take off... 
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: TechnoViking on July 01, 2009, 09:51:45 PM
At Matrix's bodyweight, he never would have survived that free fall into the trees...Rambo was just the right weight to handle the fall into the branches...And I have it on good record that Matrix was deathly afraid of mice and rats...So much so that it triggers panic attacks...In other words, Matrix never would have made it out of that cave...
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo
Post by: Alex23 on July 01, 2009, 09:56:34 PM
At Matrix's bodyweight, he never would have survived that free fall into the trees...Rambo was just the right weight to handle the fall into the branches...And I have it on good record that Matrix was deathly afraid of mice and rats...So much so that it triggers panic attacks...In other words, Matrix never would have made it out of that cave...

I think you're just being Matrix mean spirited and should instead focus on helping our dear friends from under the sea (Tha' Roughies)...


















;D
Title: Re: John Matrix vs John Rambo vs Joahnnay Falkkan.
Post by: TechnoViking on July 01, 2009, 10:03:48 PM
Falcon jumped the shark many moons ago... :-\