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Title: Funny Story
Post by: Hereford on June 30, 2009, 04:47:54 PM
A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her 
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, 
"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him 
an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot 
air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 
2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes 
north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is 
technically correct.  But I have no idea what to do with your 
information, and I'm still lost.  Frankly, you've not been much 
help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you 
are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of 
hot air.  You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you 
expect me to solve your problem.  You're in exactly the same 
position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
Title: Re: Funny Story
Post by: headhuntersix on June 30, 2009, 05:03:15 PM
Classic.....