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Title: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on July 04, 2009, 09:59:38 AM
A dvd that was sent home to a class of 5th graders was suppose to contain video memories of the past school year. It did contain those images, but as the tape progressed it cut right into a full blown porno starring the teacher and left parents with a lot to explain to their shocked children.



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Post by: nicky.smth on July 04, 2009, 10:04:23 AM
was the teacher pleasuring herself? Or having sex?
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: Tapeworm on July 04, 2009, 10:06:24 AM
Now that's what I call 'getting an education.'  ;D
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: 240 is Back on July 04, 2009, 10:07:23 AM
hahaha nice nice...
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: Montague on July 04, 2009, 10:09:49 AM
Where the hell were these teachers when I was a kid?
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: Deicide on July 04, 2009, 10:14:14 AM
Good stuff.
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: dr.chimps on July 04, 2009, 10:36:14 AM
A dvd that was sent home to a class of 5th graders was suppose to contain video memories of the past school year. It did contain those images, but as the tape progressed it cut right into a full blown porno starring the teacher and left parents with a lot to explain to their shocked chldren.
:)

Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: TrapsMcLats on July 04, 2009, 10:48:56 AM
what kind of lame ass kid needs counseling from that?? when i was in 5th grade, my friends and I were already watching hardcore porn we stole from our older brothers.  nothing scarring in that video, other than the ugly woman.
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: Wiggs on July 04, 2009, 11:15:32 AM
How can you tell she's ugly? ???
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: Mr. Magoo on July 04, 2009, 11:16:03 AM
How can you tell she's ugly? ???

when did you come back?
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: The Master on July 04, 2009, 11:17:54 AM
:)




Gayer than posting one of the first tapping-riffs all guitarplayers (fags) learn.
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: Wiggs on July 04, 2009, 11:19:29 AM
when did you come back?

This week.  I had to reevaluate on how I'm going to participate on the board.  It will be bodybuilding, funny stories and porn only.  Any racist shit I'll no longer respond to or the poster.
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: Mr. Magoo on July 04, 2009, 11:20:19 AM
This week.  I had to reevaluate on how I'm going to participate on the board.  It will be bodybuilding, funny stories and porn only.  Any racist shit I'll no longer respond to or the poster.

i can understand that. Welcome back man.
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Post by: Mars on July 04, 2009, 11:33:38 AM
klux klux clan
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: The Master on July 04, 2009, 11:57:10 AM
This week.  I had to reevaluate on how I'm going to participate on the board.  It will be bodybuilding, funny stories and porn only.  Any racist shit I'll no longer respond to or the poster.


After failing to be the "alpha" male, Wigger now tries his best to be the "serious, classy and educated guy". Unfortunately, he is not classy to save his life, so he will probably need to "reinvent" himself into another failure in a few months.
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: freespirit on July 04, 2009, 12:01:37 PM
A 5th grader looking at a teacher's wet pussy on a video. Yep, needs counseling.  ::)
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: dr.chimps on July 04, 2009, 12:18:34 PM

Gayer than posting one of the first tapping-riffs all guitarplayers (fags) learn.
Hey. Look who's back! Things have been far too polite around here, as of late.  ;D
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: Deicide on July 04, 2009, 12:20:00 PM
Hey. Look who's back! Things have been far too polite around here, as of late.  ;D

Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: The Master on July 04, 2009, 12:20:56 PM
Hey. Look who's back! Things have been far too polite around here, as of late.  ;D

With this overflow of obnoxious and pretentious english snobs, somebody must come around once in a while to balance it all out :o
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Post by: Mr Nobody on July 04, 2009, 12:21:00 PM

After failing to be the "alpha" male, Wigger now tries his best to be the "serious, classy and educated guy". Unfortunately, he is not classy to save his life, so he will probably need to "reinvent" himself into another failure in a few months.
Was Wiggs in time-out?
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: dr.chimps on July 04, 2009, 12:26:35 PM
With this overflow of obnoxious and pretentious english snobs, somebody must come around once in a while to balance it all out :o
LOL. So, what are you now, the evil German Count Heinrich von WeinerStuffer?   
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Post by: Ursus on July 04, 2009, 12:28:08 PM
anyone got a link to the tape
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: The Master on July 04, 2009, 12:31:48 PM
LOL. So, what are you now, the evil German Count Heinrich von WeinerStuffer?   


Debussey = Debussey.


Was Wiggs in time-out?


Have no idea.
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: Wiggs on July 04, 2009, 12:32:08 PM
Was Wiggs in time-out?

No Sir.  In 10 years I've never been in timeout. I know how to conduct myself like a respectable human.
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: The Master on July 04, 2009, 12:34:02 PM
No Sir.  In 10 years I've never been in timeout. I know how to conduct myself like a respectable human.


Get back to the porch you human-looking animal.
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Post by: mwbbuilder on July 04, 2009, 04:56:29 PM
can someone find that 6 seconds and post it?
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Post by: TechnoViking on July 04, 2009, 09:24:23 PM
This was done on purpose people...She will probably resign and then try to make tons of money for profit off it...She needs to be investigated and then brought up on charges...
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Post by: TacoBell on July 04, 2009, 10:15:33 PM
i can understand that. Welcome bLack man.

fixed
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Post by: Brixtonbulldog on July 04, 2009, 11:18:39 PM
I wanna see pics of this smokin hot teacher ;D
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Post by: claymore on July 05, 2009, 12:45:01 AM
Where the hell were these teachers when I was a kid?


No kidding
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Post by: nodeal on July 05, 2009, 12:49:47 AM
Full uncensored video, anyone??
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: LatsMcGee on July 05, 2009, 01:13:57 AM

Gayer than posting one of the first tapping-riffs all guitarplayers (fags) learn.

DeBussey have you ever listened to Sleep Terror before?  The guy does some crazy death metal shredding and jazz runs on a lot of the same tracks.  Really great stuff. 
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: arce1988 on July 05, 2009, 01:21:54 AM
  Wish she was my teacher!
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Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 05, 2009, 11:23:22 AM
Someone find the video!!!
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: funk51 on July 05, 2009, 11:33:42 AM
A dvd that was sent home to a class of 5th graders was suppose to contain video memories of the past school year. It did contain those images, but as the tape progressed it cut right into a full blown porno starring the teacher and left parents with a lot to explain to their shocked children.




i esp like the reporter gay green shirt and white belt what a fashion stud. i have a new hero.
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: SamoanIrishman on July 06, 2009, 07:33:45 AM
what kind of lame ass kid needs counseling from that?? when i was in 5th grade, my friends and I were already watching hardcore porn we stole from our older brothers.  nothing scarring in that video, other than the ugly woman.

QFT right there...seriously, talk about raising your kids to be pussies. I can remember in the 4th / 5th grade checking out pages one of my friends ripped out of one of his dad's Hustlers ;D ...do I need counseling?

Also, I didn't get a trophy when my team sucked...I drank out of the water hose vs bottled water and survived...my parents didn't take us to the ER unless we lost a finger or were bleeding out of our ears. I must be one messed up member of society ::)

Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: 24KT on July 07, 2009, 05:15:06 AM
what kind of lame ass kid needs counseling from that?? when i was in 5th grade, my friends and I were already watching hardcore porn we stole from our older brothers.  nothing scarring in that video, other than the ugly woman.

Really?  :o  OMG, ...I know kids are growing up faster these days, ...but were you watching hardcore at 10?

Good grief! I was almost 11 before I discovered where babies came from. I remember walking home from school with my best friend Kathy. We were both in the 5th grade, and we were walking with 2 older girls in the 6th grade. Carol & Kelly. Kelly was in a daze completely distracted. It seems she got her first visit from her Aunt Flo, ...didn't know what it was, so she got a crash course in where babies come from by the school nurse.

Anyway, she's all in a daze with her head swimming, ...and when we asked what was wrong, she admitted she'd just found out where babies came from. The rest of us giggled, and Carol & Kathy started teasing her. I remember Kathy saying how her Mom taught her a few years ago, all about the eggs that travelled down the tube, and the milk etc., ...and Carol seemed to confirm it... even started talking about pollywogs & tadpoles :o  I was shocked! I remember thinking, what are they talking about ...milk & eggs? Milk & Eggs?! Are they talking about breakfast, or making babies? What do milk & eggs have to do with making a baby? I quickly realized I didn't know as much about where babies came from as I thought, ...so when I got home, ...I asked my Mom. She said the same thing she'd told me when I asked her when I was 8. Then she said "I'll tell you when you're 9". When I asked when I was 9, ...she said she'd tell me when I was 10. That night, she told me she'd tell me when I was 11. The next day I visited the library... checked out a book, ...and learned all about where babies came from.  :D What an eye-opener!   ;D
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Post by: SamoanIrishman on July 07, 2009, 07:19:30 AM
At least your mom had a neutral response...when I asked my catholic, army drill instructor dad he replied; "don't you worry about that shit, just know if I catch you with a girl I will break your face"...pretty much the same reply as the "don't smoke cigs like I do" speech. :-\
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: 24KT on July 07, 2009, 10:21:38 PM
At least your mom had a neutral response...when I asked my catholic, army drill instructor dad he replied; "don't you worry about that shit, just know if I catch you with a girl I will break your face"...pretty much the same reply as the "don't smoke cigs like I do" speech. :-\

Bloody crazy isn't it? Then you have folks who insist sex education shouldn't be taught in schools that it should be up to the parents to do that. Sha right!  ::) What about those kids whose parents WON'T teach them? I think every kid has a right to know how their body functions, and it SHOULD be taught in schools in an age appropriate manner because not all parents are bright enough to know their kids need to know this. I don't think any kid should have to go through the trauma Kelly did. She literally thought she was dying.
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Post by: SamoanIrishman on July 08, 2009, 07:51:03 AM
From a guys perspective...when a young boy learns sex from a porn, they have unrealistic expectations of the experience and what women expect and like. Boy do we get a surprise when we find that every single girl doesn't expect anal and facials  ::)

Young ones often associate it with love. If your "in love" with a person, this is what you do. Parent have the obligation of not only teaching them about the purpose of sex, but also it's meaning ie..two adults that care for eachother (keeping it vague) and the consequences that can go along with it (STD's, Prego's etc...)
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: 24KT on July 10, 2009, 11:49:28 AM
From a guys perspective...when a young boy learns sex from a porn, they have unrealistic expectations of the experience and what women expect and like. Boy do we get a surprise when we find that every single girl doesn't expect anal and facials  ::)

I can imagine!  :o

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Young ones often associate it with love. If your "in love" with a person, this is what you do. Parent have the obligation of not only teaching them about the purpose of sex, but also it's meaning ie..two adults that care for eachother (keeping it vague) and the consequences that can go along with it (STD's, Prego's etc...)

I'm not even referring to these deeper issues which I believe all parents should go into, ...I was just taking about the straight mechanics of it all... if from nothing else a purely clinical perspective. Use birds & bees if ya have to, ...but at least tell them something age appropriate.

When I was 12, I was hanging out with a friend who was 14. Her little 4 yr old brother, along with her 7 yr old sister came running up to us almost breathless. It seems they caught their 5 yr old sister playing with the 6 yr old boy down the street. The little 4 yr old yr yelled "Lisa, Lisa, ...Selwyn put his wee wee in Elena's wee!" and the 7 yr old added "And it was dripping!"  :o  At this point the 4 yr old is blushing profusely screaming "Shut Up" and the 6 year old, ...he was keeping a safe distance... close enough to hear what was going on, ...but far enough away to be able to run away and get into his house if one of us came after him. Lisa worked out a bargain with her 3 younger siblings. They were not allowed to play over at Selwyn's house anymore, and if she caught them with Selwyn, she was gonna tell their parents what happened. Of course it was a big bluff. There was no way Lisa was telling anybody about that, because she was supposed to be watching them, and would have gotten her ass handed to her by her mom.
Title: Re: *Big Mistake* Teacher Accidentally Sends 5th Graders Home With Her Sex Tape
Post by: 24KT on July 10, 2009, 11:51:16 AM

From a guys perspective...when a young boy learns sex from a porn, they have unrealistic expectations of the experience and what women expect and like. Boy do we get a surprise when we find that every single girl doesn't expect anal and facials  ::)


This sounds like it has more than a few hilarious stories written all over it... do tell.  :)