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Title: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: aliamini on July 05, 2009, 09:15:51 AM
TOP TEN LIST

Lie#1: Multi-million dollar endorsement deals.
Reality: $50,000 a year before taxes and loans from girlfriends plus additional $20,000 in gay-for-pay work.

Lie #2. "Near-Misses" for major movie roles.
Reality: "Hollywood Agent" won't even return your calls.

Lie#3: Huge retirement accounts and early retirement.
Reality: Penniless and looking to make a "comeback".

Lie #4. Owning MTV-Crib-like homes.
Reality: Renting IKEA-furnished apartments "near the beach".

Lie#5: Spanking new Hummers and Mercedes.
Reality: Leased or loaned vehicles pimped out with $30,000 in stereo, speaker, and rim upgrades.

Lie#6: Hugely profitable "side businesses".
Reality: Selling drugs to friends, family, and gymrats.

Lie#7. Active social lives filled with charitable donations and volunteer work.
Reality: Every minute not spent in the gym is spent "reading what those getbig losers are saying about me"

Lie#8: Writing magazine articles revealing training, diet, and supplement "secrets"
Reality: Approving ghost-written articles, laughing, and finding new injection spots.

Lie#9: Claiming drugs are only 2-3% of the picture.
Reality: Drugs are 97-98% of the picture.

Lie#10: Claiming to be "friends" with writers, promoters, supplement company owners, judges, and fellow competitors.
Reality: Everyone in the industry is a "taker" or "user" looking only to fatten either their wallet or ego at your expense.

Special "WeedOutTheEyelinerQueen" Ed
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: tendonitis on July 05, 2009, 09:29:26 AM
some of Ed's best work right there  ;D
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Schmoe Buster on July 05, 2009, 09:30:44 AM
good stuff, his daily schedule of a pro was funny too ;D
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Fatpanda on July 05, 2009, 09:31:21 AM
where is special ed ?
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Meso_z on July 05, 2009, 09:36:49 AM
good stuff, his daily schedule of a pro was funny too ;D

haha yes, can anyone find that?
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Schmoe Buster on July 05, 2009, 09:49:00 AM
where is special ed ?

posting as New Hank Wood ;)
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Spike on July 05, 2009, 09:59:45 AM
posting as New Hank Wood ;)

zing
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 05, 2009, 10:07:52 AM
Special Ed is the REAL "wizard of truth".
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: dr.chimps on July 05, 2009, 10:37:37 AM
Great *bump* ali.   :)
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: nicky.smth on July 05, 2009, 10:43:24 AM
good stuff


he should have mentioned, certain pro's who supposedly live of Real Estate investment income..However, in reality they sell used manties to schmoes
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: MethodGNA on July 05, 2009, 10:52:37 AM
that is one spot on piece of work
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: kiwiol on July 05, 2009, 10:54:13 AM
Special Ed was the man, even though he was a bit of dork in some of his YouTube videos.
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: thisiskeith12 on July 05, 2009, 11:22:21 AM
YES!

http://www.youtube.com/user/sternmedia
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Alex23 on July 05, 2009, 11:35:51 AM
He still posts on here.

How have you been Keith? I'm confused about what Jason really does IRL ???

Has he moved to LA? Again confused as he didn't call  :-\

 ;D

Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: thisiskeith12 on July 05, 2009, 11:40:52 AM
Probably, not sure, don't really care, but if I say anything I'm sure he'd try to intimidate me with legal action talk bs.

He still posts on here.

How have you been Keith? I'm confused about what Jason really does IRL ???

Has he moved to LA? Again confused as he didn't call  :-\

 ;D



Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Fatpanda on July 05, 2009, 11:45:03 AM
how the fuck did he get that question wrong  ???

special ed is right.
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: kiwiol on July 05, 2009, 11:51:36 AM


Ain't nothin' but a peanut :(

Alex, are you saying he's posting as someone else or just himself? I've seen him lurk here a bit.
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Alex23 on July 05, 2009, 11:52:54 AM
Ain't nothin' but a peanut :(

Alex, are you saying he's posting as someone else or just himself? I've seen him lurk here a bit.

as someone else; they all do; you can't get away from this place if at one time you were involved as much as they were, whatever they say...
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 05, 2009, 12:05:41 PM
 :D

lawyer

NFL agent from NY

 :D ::)
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: kiwiol on July 05, 2009, 12:13:14 PM
you can't get away from this place if at one time you were involved as much as they were, whatever they say...

Hahaha no arguments there and I'm one of those myself ;D

Am surprised that Ed is posting here under an alias, if he indeed is - his posts stick out like a sore thumb and I can't recall anyone now who posts the way he does. Maybe I need to be more involved with the Grapevine, lol.
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Earl1972 on July 05, 2009, 12:59:48 PM
He still posts on here.

How have you been Keith? I'm confused about what Jason really does IRL ???

Has he moved to LA? Again confused as he didn't call  :-\

 ;D



LOL how on earth did ed need help on any of those questions?  very intelligent guy, this vid is very surprising

keith - what happened between you two?  ed seems to have a falling out with a lot of people

E
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: lax on July 05, 2009, 01:07:14 PM
Is that special ed on millionaire?
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: dr.chimps on July 05, 2009, 01:12:51 PM
Ain't nothin' but a peanut :(

Alex, are you saying he's posting as someone else or just himself? I've seen him lurk here a bit.
Any trivia buff worth his salt knows that a peanut is a ground crop. That's a big oops.
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Matt C on July 05, 2009, 05:47:10 PM
LOL how on earth did ed need help on any of those questions?  very intelligent guy, this vid is very surprising

keith - what happened between you two?  ed seems to have a falling out with a lot of people

E

I agree with you.  Say what you want about Special Ed, he is extremely bright.
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Deicide on July 05, 2009, 05:53:13 PM
I agree with you.  Say what you want about Special Ed, he is extremely bright.

Isn't he a Jew?
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Blockhead on July 05, 2009, 06:19:27 PM

 He doesn't post here. He is as much as Hank Wood as I am Sharma.   ::)

 I think he may skim through here once in a while but he has bigger fish to fry right now. This site hasn't been the same since his exile.


 - Block!
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Matt C on July 05, 2009, 06:44:04 PM
Isn't he a Jew?

Yes, which explains his high intelligence.
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Doug_Steele on July 05, 2009, 06:51:00 PM
Yes, which explains his high intelligence.

Is this the same guy who was on "Who wants to be a Millionaire?"
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: The Master on July 05, 2009, 06:53:38 PM
Is this the same guy who was on "Who wants to be a Millionaire?"

Stop making fun of Rick Rosner. He = a great, yet somewhat troubled guy.
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: BIG_STI on July 05, 2009, 06:57:20 PM
He doesn't post here. He is as much as Hank Wood as I am Sharma.   ::)

 I think he may skim through here once in a while but he has bigger fish to fry right now. This site hasn't been the same since his exile.


 - Block!

I wondered why Sharma stopped posting when you came back
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: thisiskeith12 on July 05, 2009, 08:27:37 PM
He doesn't post here. He is as much as Hank Wood as I am Sharma.   ::)

 I think he may skim through here once in a while but he has bigger fish to fry right now. This site hasn't been the same since his exile.


 - Block!

So since he was excommunicated here in 2008, he's still been reading until May this year?? Hmmmmmmmmmmm

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=3273

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Name:     Special Ed
Posts:    4373 (2.239 per day)
Position:    Getbig V
Date Registered:    February 28, 2004, 11:16:55 PM
Last Active:    May 29, 2009, 05:53:50 PM
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Alex23 on July 05, 2009, 09:34:58 PM
He doesn't post here. He is as much as Hank Wood as I am Sharma.   ::)

 I think he may skim through here once in a while but he has bigger fish to fry right now. This site hasn't been the same since his exile.
 - Block!

??? ??? ???

4). Let me tell you something about Kevin Levrone. One of my best friends used to be his manager/agent during his heyday and limelight of his career and if there is anyone who knows him best it is him. The stories he told me about Kevin are legendary. If I spilled them here I may crush the feelings of his fans and schmoes so I won't but this comeback is only because he is totally broke and he needs to try to drum up some publicity in hopes of a 'sponsor'. Kevin isn't the type to work a regular J-O-B. He is the ultimate hustler. He is the epitome of someone who lives off the backs of naive women and doey eyed fans who think he is great.

 Kevin has mutant-like genetics. That's the truth. He can explode into growth at will steroid or no steroids. That's when he wants to but Kevin hates bodybuilding, bodybuilders and this whole industry. He isn't inspirational. He's broke and he knows nothing els.

  - Block!

 :-X :-X :-X who are we talking about here ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Matt C on July 05, 2009, 09:37:18 PM
??? ??? ???

 :-X :-X :-X who are we talking about here ??? ??? ???

 :-X  OMFG, good catch.  :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Alex23 on July 05, 2009, 09:42:10 PM
:-X  OMFG, good catch.  :-X :-X :-X



Not trying to start shit just wondering... Jason himself said he wasn't his "official" "agent"... afterall he is a lawyer for kids with learning disabilities...  :-\

Then all the "beans" being spilled on Kevin who called in many times on the show... and then all the ass kissing in his face at the Arnold & co..  :-\ :-\ :-\
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Special Ed on July 05, 2009, 10:26:40 PM
Hey studs, what's up? Yes, I blew that question but everyone else on the show was a trivia buff or SUPER smart except me. I had to take the tryout test TWICE just to get on. I can actually play Trivial Pursuit for hours without getting a single Arts & Literature question right.

I haven't posted here under any alias or gimmick. I was never banned and never quit - I just moved on - not to anywhere cooler, but Facebook and Twitter now allow me to do the same thing without getting calls from Ron or that TexasBubba guy at 2am.  If you see me involved in bodybuilding again, much like my good friend Kevin, it will mean that things have gone completely off the rails. My moobs are now at 48EE and I make an out of shape John Travolta look like Gilad. Once I get to LA, I will start working out, taking laxatives, and get some liposuction.

I'm temporarily homeless as I've rented out my home in New York but have no place to live in LA yet. I'd stay with Alex (who was kind enough to offer) but I'd grow weary of watching reruns of Shawn Ray and Kiana Tom all day long. I miss the wit and smarminess of this place and whenever I need a reality check or virtual smack in the face, I know where to find you.

@Keith, sorry things didn't work out. McNair refused to host the Titans show and look where it got him!
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: thisiskeith12 on July 05, 2009, 10:29:25 PM


@Keith, sorry things didn't work out. McNair refused to host the Titans show and look where it got him!

Yeah, same place as your boy Dave Jacobs. Glad I came out okay!
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Matt C on July 05, 2009, 11:02:25 PM
Special Ed helped me get acquitted from my assault police charge and three others.  If not for him, I would be sitting in a Federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison right now.  :-X
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: Alex23 on July 05, 2009, 11:04:05 PM
Hey studs, what's up? Yes, I blew that question but everyone else on the show was a trivia buff or SUPER smart except me. I had to take the tryout test TWICE just to get on. I can actually play Trivial Pursuit for hours without getting a single Arts & Literature question right.

I haven't posted here under any alias or gimmick. I was never banned and never quit - I just moved on - not to anywhere cooler, but Facebook and Twitter now allow me to do the same thing without getting calls from Ron or that TexasBubba guy at 2am.  If you see me involved in bodybuilding again, much like my good friend Kevin, it will mean that things have gone completely off the rails. My moobs are now at 48EE and I make an out of shape John Travolta look like Gilad. Once I get to LA, I will start working out, taking laxatives, and get some liposuction.

I'm temporarily homeless as I've rented out my home in New York but have no place to live in LA yet. I'd stay with Alex (who was kind enough to offer) but I'd grow weary of watching reruns of Shawn Ray and Kiana Tom all day long. I miss the wit and smarminess of this place and whenever I need a reality check or virtual smack in the face, I know where to find you.

@Keith, sorry things didn't work out. McNair refused to host the Titans show and look where it got him!

Whoaaaa... that was faster than I thought... lots of texts & phone calls re: getbig ;D
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: arce1988 on July 06, 2009, 12:07:38 AM
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Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on July 06, 2009, 12:10:20 AM
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 ???
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: LatsMcGee on July 06, 2009, 01:06:58 AM
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Spot on.
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: gordiano on July 06, 2009, 02:20:19 AM
Hey studs, what's up? Yes, I blew that question but everyone else on the show was a trivia buff or SUPER smart except me. I had to take the tryout test TWICE just to get on. I can actually play Trivial Pursuit for hours without getting a single Arts & Literature question right.

I haven't posted here under any alias or gimmick. I was never banned and never quit - I just moved on - not to anywhere cooler, but Facebook and Twitter now allow me to do the same thing without getting calls from Ron or that TexasBubba guy at 2am.  If you see me involved in bodybuilding again, much like my good friend Kevin, it will mean that things have gone completely off the rails. My moobs are now at 48EE and I make an out of shape John Travolta look like Gilad. Once I get to LA, I will start working out, taking laxatives, and get some liposuction.

I'm temporarily homeless as I've rented out my home in New York but have no place to live in LA yet. I'd stay with Alex (who was kind enough to offer) but I'd grow weary of watching reruns of Shawn Ray and Kiana Tom all day long. I miss the wit and smarminess of this place and whenever I need a reality check or virtual smack in the face, I know where to find you.

@Keith, sorry things didn't work out. McNair refused to host the Titans show and look where it got him!

Good to hear from you, Ed. We need you back....this place is sorely missing witty people.....
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on July 06, 2009, 02:51:23 AM
Good to hear from you, Ed. We need you back....this place is sorely missing witty people.....

Yep.  These days, this place is about as funny as an autistic kid with cerebral palsy and Lou Gehrig's disease combined.
Title: Re: BBers Top 10 lies by Special Ed
Post by: WillGrant on July 06, 2009, 03:15:13 AM
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three nipples is not normal.