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Title: Texts from last night
Post by: mass 04 on July 05, 2009, 10:10:01 PM
This site has people submit weird and funny texts they get. Really funny some examples...


609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris

714): found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.

 651): Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.

908): do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?

(410): Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
(301): Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/ (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/)
Title: Re: Texts from last night
Post by: Alex23 on July 05, 2009, 10:14:29 PM
Shit, I've been exposed accross multiple area codes  :'(
Title: Re: Texts from last night
Post by: mass 04 on July 05, 2009, 10:16:32 PM
Quote from: Alex23 on July 05, 2009, 10:14:29 PM
Shit, I've been exposed accross multiple area codes  :'(
at least you don't live in a trailer. ;D
Title: Re: Texts from last night
Post by: Get Rowdy on July 05, 2009, 11:42:55 PM
Quote from: mass 04 on July 05, 2009, 10:10:01 PM
This site has people submit weird and funny texts they get. Really funny some examples...


609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris

714): found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.

 651): Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.

908): do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?

(410): Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
(301): Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/ (http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/)

hahaha shit the mental image of that is too good
Title: Re: Texts from last night
Post by: Parker on July 05, 2009, 11:56:37 PM
410 and 301 are Maryland area codes.