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Title: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Spike on July 15, 2009, 04:26:09 AM
7/15/2009
7:03 AM
Newnan:
can we chat?
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7:04 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
whats up?
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7:04 AM
Newnan:
just wakin up. so you know - the norm. you?
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7:05 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
same
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7:05 AM
Newnan:
do you get to atlanta area?
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7:05 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
not really
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7:05 AM
Newnan:
where are you?
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7:06 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
charlotte
This friend is not in your IM Friends List.
Add to IM Friends
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7:06 AM
Newnan:
ok -what sports have you played?
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7:07 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
football, lacrosse
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7:07 AM
Newnan:
i like to bodybuild/wrestle
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7:07 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
nice
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7:07 AM
Newnan:
you?
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7:07 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
I workout sometimes
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7:07 AM
Newnan:
whys that?
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7:08 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
I bodybuild
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7:08 AM
Newnan:
ah so your being a little smart about working out...
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7:09 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
prob 4times a week
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7:10 AM
Newnan:
nice. i'm a single,computer call center manager. you?
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7:11 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
I personal train and manage a bar/louge on weekend
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7:11 AM
Newnan:
nice. single/married?
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7:11 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
single
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7:11 AM
Newnan:
same. why is that?
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7:12 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
i dated crazy strippers
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7:12 AM
Newnan:
so your not dating now?
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7:14 AM
Newnan:
are you dating now?
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7:14 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
naw just moved here 6months ago..just work and take gh
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7:14 AM
Newnan:
what is gh?
growth hormone?
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7:14 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
growth hormone...makes me cut!
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7:15 AM
Newnan:
how do you stay 'sane'?
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7:15 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
workout
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7:16 AM
Newnan:
i've not used a gh yet. just some testestone boosters. i like it but i stay horny alot
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7:17 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
true...I like test boosters
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7:18 AM
Newnan:
can i give you my stats?
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7:19 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
go ahead
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7:19 AM
Newnan:
I'm only 5'5 190 34 yr 34 waist, 42 chest, 22.5 quads, 15 biceps, 6cut white guy,boot size 11; shaved head to balls & arm pits; tell me about you.
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7:20 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
6' 260lb -- I dont measure myself
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7:21 AM
Newnan:
ok-your age?how hung?
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7:21 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
26 - I dont measure shit bro
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7:21 AM
Newnan:
you sound fuckin hot man
do you intimidate guys like me/
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7:23 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
I dont know -- if I did they wouldnt tell me -- I usually make schmoes uncomfortable in person
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7:23 AM
Newnan:
i like how you talk. do you like short muscular guys like me?
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7:24 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
I hang out with guys that blaze the chronic
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7:24 AM
Newnan:
could we get to know each other on a personal level, 1 on 1?
i'm very masculine/muscular/discreet/private!!!
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: WillGrant on July 15, 2009, 04:29:50 AM
Drown them at birth  >:(
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Meso_z on July 15, 2009, 04:30:55 AM
Newnan:
I'm only 5'5 190 34 yr 34 waist, 42 chest, 22.5 quads, 15 biceps, 6cut white guy,boot size 11; shaved head to balls & arm pits; tell me about you.


thats was not Lee.
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: spinnis on July 15, 2009, 04:31:34 AM
please ask him how much he would be willing to pay for different things just for the hell of it  ;D
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: DK II on July 15, 2009, 04:33:20 AM
hahahaahah, why the fuck would anyone keep chatting after:

7/15/2009
7:03 AM
Newnan:
can we chat?


that screams "I am gay i want to fuck you" louder than a cruise missile detonating in your neighbors garden.
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: spinnis on July 15, 2009, 04:34:03 AM
hahahaahah, why the fuck would anyone keep chatting after:

7/15/2009
7:03 AM
Newnan:
can we chat?


that screams "I am gay i want to fuck you" louder than a cruise missile detonating in your neighbors garden.

"can I give you my stats?"

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Spike on July 15, 2009, 04:34:15 AM
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7:27 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
I have a testy shoulder so I dont wrestle
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7:28 AM
Newnan:
tha'ts fine. you like to be massaged/muscle worshiped?
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7:29 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
only if she has huge tits
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7:29 AM
Newnan:
i have man pecs! i'd like to know a fellow bodybuilder!
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7:30 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
go to getbig.com - lots of us on there
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7:30 AM
Newnan:
what could we do together?
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7:30 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
run thru some bitches like mack trucks!
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7:31 AM
Newnan:
could we get to know each other intimiately? i'm open minded but not crazy!
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7:32 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
who would pitch/catch?
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7:32 AM
Newnan:
what would you want?
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: DK II on July 15, 2009, 04:35:29 AM
hahaha, "Spike" will get laid tonight it seems.
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Spike on July 15, 2009, 04:38:08 AM
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7:32 AM
Newnan:
what would you want?
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7:34 AM
Newnan:
hello?
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7:34 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
how much are you willing to pay for different things?
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7:35 AM
Newnan:
huh? what do you mean?
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7:36 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
I do 'acts' for money - you name the act and price - kind of like bidding on eGay
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7:36 AM
Newnan:
i would want to get to know each other for something meaningful
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7:37 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
I need money to get big as all hell bro...I dont have time for relationships..I am national level competitor
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Get Rowdy on July 15, 2009, 04:41:49 AM
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7:32 AM
Newnan:
what would you want?
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7:34 AM
Newnan:
hello?
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7:34 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
how much are you willing to pay for different things?
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7:35 AM
Newnan:
huh? what do you mean?
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7:36 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
I do 'acts' for money - you name the act and price - kind of like bidding on eGay
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7:36 AM
Newnan:
i would want to get to know each other for something meaningful
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7:37 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
I need money to get big as all hell bro...I dont have time for relationships..I am national level competitor

LMFAO  ;D
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Spike on July 15, 2009, 04:42:52 AM
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7:38 AM
Newnan:
i understand your level of competition. i want a man like this in my life. i want to go with him to competitions/vacations, etc
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7:39 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
yep - you have to pay to play brah - I compete at end of year so Im dieting now - just broke
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7:40 AM
Newnan:
where will you compete at?
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7:40 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
few shows in nov - havent narrowed down yet to which one
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7:41 AM
Newnan:
i've been to 1 comp with my cousin. i loved it. i wanta competiting bber in my life
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7:42 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
I need money and I can make alot happen - I do a routine to micheal jackson and wear a wig
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: DK II on July 15, 2009, 04:43:46 AM
LMFAO  ;D

now it's "LMAO", next thing is "Spike will see if it actually works" and then he likes it.....  ;D ;D
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: WillGrant on July 15, 2009, 04:45:43 AM
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7:38 AM
Newnan:
i understand your level of competition. i want a man like this in my life. i want to go with him to competitions/vacations, etc
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7:39 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
yep - you have to pay to play brah - I compete at end of year so Im dieting now - just broke
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7:40 AM
Newnan:
where will you compete at?
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7:40 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
few shows in nov - havent narrowed down yet to which one
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7:41 AM
Newnan:
i've been to 1 comp with my cousin. i loved it. i wanta competiting bber in my life
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7:42 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
I need money and I can make alot happen - I do a routine to micheal jackson and wear a wig
Shit that sounds like NW83  ???
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Spike on July 15, 2009, 04:47:47 AM
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7:43 AM
Newnan:
what do you enjoy with a man?
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7:43 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
I enjoy him paying me then I get into that
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7:44 AM
Newnan:
to me, paying for someone to be with you doesn't feel right
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7:45 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
being with a man doesnt feel right to me
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7:45 AM
Newnan:
how many times have you been with a man?
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7:46 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
none - but I know some lesbians so I know what it like to be gay
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7:46 AM
Newnan:
what does it take to satisfy you intimately?
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7:47 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
huge tits, a nice clit to ass connection, really nice hair
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: kiwiol on July 15, 2009, 04:48:09 AM
Shit that sounds like JTsunami  ???

Fixed
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: WillGrant on July 15, 2009, 04:48:59 AM
Fixed
And him  ;D
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: spinnis on July 15, 2009, 04:50:21 AM
"You need to pay to play brah"


hahahahahahahaha

Just spat my distilled water over my 65" wide screen monitor  ;D
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: spinnis on July 15, 2009, 04:51:23 AM
A real schmoe would have his prices ready right away, Fuck that dude :(
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Spike on July 15, 2009, 04:51:58 AM
FINALLY !!

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7:49 AM
Newnan:
i don't want to make you uncomfortable taking about being with me. do you know any male bbers or athletes that would be intersted in me?
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7:51 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
YES - hella guys at getbig.com love the cock esp the young chap named daneilson - he loves to catch - backdoor is wide open on that one - tell him spike sent you
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: WillGrant on July 15, 2009, 04:52:58 AM
FINALLY !!

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7:49 AM
Newnan:
i don't want to make you uncomfortable taking about being with me. do you know any male bbers or athletes that would be intersted in me?
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7:51 AM
♠Spike Jones♠:
YES - hella guys at getbig.com love the cock esp the young chap named daneilson - he loves to catch - backdoor is wide open on that one - tell him spike sent you
hahahahahaha
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: spinnis on July 15, 2009, 04:53:15 AM
I would cum on his face for 10k
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: DK II on July 15, 2009, 04:55:31 AM
I would let him cum on my face for 1k

fixed.
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: spinnis on July 15, 2009, 04:56:02 AM
fixed.

fuck no, 100k maby  ;D
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Spike on July 15, 2009, 04:57:27 AM
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7:54 AM
Newnan:
ok. i wouldnt' want to do anything to offend/make you mad. No one has a clue about what i'm lookin for. i'm very very masculine and not feminine at all. if you ever need a place to crash in Atlanta area, let me know. i live 1/2 way between Atlanta & Columbus, GA
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: spinnis on July 15, 2009, 04:58:17 AM
make him send photos so we can see what he looks like
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Spike on July 15, 2009, 05:07:33 AM
make him send photos so we can see what he looks like

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8:07 AM
Newnan:
i'm honest about myself (stats). if you remember "Joey" from Friends... i get told i resemble him but with a shaved head
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: WillGrant on July 15, 2009, 05:10:28 AM
10 - 4 rubber ducky  ;D
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: spinnis on July 15, 2009, 05:12:21 AM
(http://cache.imagefap.com/images/full/39/178/1781996903.jpg)

(http://cache.imagefap.com/images/full/40/757/757293278.jpg)
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: kiwiol on July 15, 2009, 05:13:29 AM
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8:07 AM
Newnan:
i'm honest about myself (stats). if you remember "Joey" from Friends... i get told i resemble him but with a shaved head

You should hook him up with Johnnynoname, although I don't think Johnny would want money if he gets gay sex in the end (pardon the pun) ;D
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: spinnis on July 15, 2009, 05:17:21 AM
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Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Spike on July 15, 2009, 05:57:42 AM
You should hook him up with Johnnynoname, although I don't think Johnny would want money if he gets gay sex in the end (pardon the pun) ;D
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: spinnis on July 15, 2009, 06:06:59 AM
thats about the natural limit right there  ;D
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: DK II on July 15, 2009, 06:07:38 AM


www.getaids.com

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: johnnynoname on July 15, 2009, 06:16:07 AM
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8:07 AM
Newnan:
i'm honest about myself (stats). if you remember "Joey" from Friends... i get told i resemble him but with a shaved head

LOL

tookie is a homo?!?!

he works the local independent wrestling scene in NY/MA

You should hook him up with Johnnynoname, although I don't think Johnny would want money if he gets gay sex in the end (pardon the pun) ;D

i've been misunderstood apparently
i'm not gay...but pay me and i'll wear a hot dog suit and do cartwheels on your lawn
shit..it's a recession- a bitch gots to be paid
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Sir Humphrey on July 15, 2009, 06:17:23 AM
Spike my friend, most of us don't want to bother reading this long epic. Can you spare us the "War and Peace" version and just give us cliffs? Thanks.

Tally ho!  :P
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: johnnynoname on July 15, 2009, 06:18:49 AM
btw, this is a side note but i didn't know people were still on myspace- i thought everyone went to facebook
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: kiwiol on July 15, 2009, 06:23:21 AM
i've been misunderstood apparently
i'm not gay...but pay me and i'll wear a hot dog suit and do cartwheels on your lawn
shit..it's a recession- a bitch gots to be paid

My bad. I stand corrected, Johnny.
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Mars on July 15, 2009, 06:25:01 AM
(http://cache.imagefap.com/images/full/40/107/1078785540.jpg)

yessssssssssssssssssssss ssssss
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: dr.chimps on July 15, 2009, 06:37:27 AM
Myspace=FAIL
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Spike on July 15, 2009, 06:43:02 AM
Myspace=FAIL

 I talk to all my old peps from myrtle beach on there --- facebook is gay, too upfront with your mom and shit having pages

I know alot of chick in sex industry/strippers so I keep up with them on myspace - FAgbook is for foreigners and homos who like to talk to the idiots they went to high school with
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: johnnynoname on July 15, 2009, 06:46:16 AM


I know alot of chick in sex industry/strippers so I keep up with them on myspace

note to self: add spike to your friends on myspace
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Tatyana on July 15, 2009, 06:50:12 AM
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7:54 AM
Newnan:
ok. i wouldnt' want to do anything to offend/make you mad. No one has a clue about what i'm lookin for. i'm very very masculine and not feminine at all. if you ever need a place to crash in Atlanta area, let me know. i live 1/2 way between Atlanta & Columbus, GA

And I promise I won't drug you, rape you in your sleep then chop you up into little bits and scatter your remains in black plastic bags around the state.

I will eat them, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I love muscular men.

Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Spike on July 15, 2009, 06:52:03 AM
note to self: add spike to your friends on myspace

 ;)
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: johnnynoname on July 15, 2009, 06:59:29 AM
And I promise I won't drug you, rape you in your sleep then chop you up into little bits and scatter your remains in black plastic bags around the state.

I will eat them, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I love muscular men.



i've seen "tookie" and just saw a pic of spike

i don't think spike has anything to worry about
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: spinnis on July 15, 2009, 07:00:11 AM
(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs121.snc1/5220_113986326666_541991666_2953104_3914497_n.jpg)
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: johnnynoname on July 15, 2009, 07:00:49 AM
;)

the one on the left has "fuck me" written all over here eyes

fuck JCVD- spike, YOU are my hero
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: spinnis on July 15, 2009, 07:01:03 AM
;)

Is that you??

Daaamn your're big!  ...a big pussy that is  ;D ;D


Just kidding, your not big.

just a...



 ;D


BAAAM
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Krankenstein on July 15, 2009, 07:03:03 AM
hahahaahah, why the fuck would anyone keep chatting after:

7/15/2009
7:03 AM
Newnan:
can we chat?


that screams "I am gay i want to fuck you" louder than a cruise missile detonating in your neighbors garden.

QFT
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Nordic Beast on July 15, 2009, 07:04:45 AM
hAhaha great stuff spike. Some classic getbig entertainment!! ;D
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 15, 2009, 07:09:36 AM
Tatyana ... I would homestly and respectfully like to cream on you tongue

(http://cache.imagefap.com/images/full/40/107/1078785540.jpg)
Title: Re: IM I got on myspace this morning - WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THIS-SCHMOE
Post by: Devon97 on July 15, 2009, 08:05:40 AM
I talk to all my old peps from myrtle beach on there --- facebook is gay, too upfront with your mom and shit having pages

I know alot of chick in sex industry/strippers so I keep up with them on myspace - FAgbook is for foreigners and homos who like to talk to the idiots they went to high school with

AMEN to that!

Myspace is so retro. I cant let it go.