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Title: Diet hints
Post by: DK II on July 16, 2009, 02:28:12 AM

1. Take your own lunch to work. Make sandwiches of roast
beef, meat loaf, ground beef, tuna, liverwurst, chicken, turkey,
ham, egg, peanut butter or cheese.

2. Use only 100% whole wheat (stone ground is the best),
rye, or pumpernickel.

3. If you get hungry between meals, eat cashews. These nuts
supply protein, fat and additional calories.

4. Dried fruits are also high in calories and provide extra vitamins
and minerals.

5. Use mayonnaise, oil and salad dressings whenever possible
with sandwiches, salads and vegetables.

6. Have an extra protein drink on workout days.

7. Plan a definite eating schedule. The body thrives on regularity.
Never skip a meal or a snack.

8. Here are three good weight-gaining snacks using cottage
cheese:
(A) Cottage cheese (½ pint) with can of tuna, avocado.
(B) Cottage cheese, mixed with fresh or canned fruit.
(C) Cottage cheese, mixed with a bag of cashew nuts.

9. To help maintain your water balance while training,
squeeze the juice of one or two lemons into a quart of warm
water, add three tablespoons of honey, and shake until it is thoroughly
mixed. Sip this drink between exercises during your
work-out to replace lost water.

10. A good appetite stimulant is two ounces of red wine mixed
with an egg yolk, to drink about half an hour before a meal.

11. A terrific muscle-building dish is my own special version
of the "muscle-burger":
1 pound ground sirloin
3 whole eggs
8 Wheat Thin whole wheat crackers (or saltines)
chopped green onions
Using a fork, mix the eggs with the meat in a large bowl. Crush
the crackers up into small crumbs and add along with the chopped
onions. Keep stirring until the mixture becomes semi-thick. Cook
as you would a regular hamburger—do not overcook.


Discuss.
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: DK II on July 16, 2009, 02:51:15 AM
No comment?  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: LatsMcGee on July 16, 2009, 03:21:41 AM
12.  Stop being a fat fuck and get some willpower.  You are a disgusting fat piece of shit, put the cookie down.
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: kiwiol on July 16, 2009, 03:25:45 AM
No comment?  ::) ::)

Sorry DK, but there is no mention of things like rock salt, olive oil, hemp protein and crack in your post, so it's pretty hard to take it seriously :(
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: DK II on July 16, 2009, 03:27:29 AM
Sorry DK, but there is no mention of things like rock salt, olive oil, hemp protein and crack in your post, so it's pretty hard to take it seriously :(

SEA salt!! Not rock salt!!!

If you want to make your heart immortal after it's cut out of your chest, you need SEA salt.....

Damn it, Kiwi, I'm disappointed.  :'( :'( :'(


 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: Mars on July 16, 2009, 03:27:54 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f36_1180135695 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f36_1180135695)
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: LatsMcGee on July 16, 2009, 03:28:53 AM
Sorry DK, but there is no mention of things like rock salt, olive oil, hemp protein and crack in your post, so it's pretty hard to take it seriously :(

Yes, where is the you tube video of you serenading under aged internet  babes in a soiled tank top. 
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: kiwiol on July 16, 2009, 03:29:45 AM
SEA salt!! Not rock salt!!!

If you want to make your heart immortal after it's cut out of your chest, you need SEA salt.....

Damn it, Kiwi, I'm disappointed.  :'( :'( :'(


 ;D ;D

Haha my bad. Guess I won't be one of the chosen ones who get picked up by the spaceship in 2012 when Nibiru gets here :-\

Seriously though, that stuff is not bad and I'd like to try that last recipe with the ground beef and crackers. Is that a cut and paste from another site?
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on July 16, 2009, 03:30:59 AM
No comment?  ::) ::)

Damn, cumrag, you waited a whole twenty minutes before posting this ::)  Anyway, my favorite lunch lately has been two tunafish sandys on wheat.  Been dieting for the past few months, and this is a great way to go.  Besides, the sandwich reminds me of the smell of your mother.  ;D
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: Tapeworm on July 16, 2009, 04:13:31 AM

3. If you get hungry between meals, eat cashews. These nuts
supply protein, fat and additional calories.

per 100g
Protein   15.31g
Total lipid (fat)   46.35g
Carbohydrate   32.69g

 ???


5. Use mayonnaise, oil and salad dressings whenever possible
with sandwiches, salads and vegetables.

 ???


9. To help maintain your water balance while training,
squeeze the juice of one or two lemons into a quart of warm
water, add three tablespoons of honey, and shake until it is thoroughly
mixed. Sip this drink between exercises during your
work-out to replace lost water.

You can't just drink water?

10. A good appetite stimulant is two ounces of red wine mixed
with an egg yolk, to drink about half an hour before a meal.

Alcohol promotes gastric emptying, but an egg yolk?

11. A terrific muscle-building dish is my own special version
of the "muscle-burger":
1 pound ground sirloin
3 whole eggs
8 Wheat Thin whole wheat crackers (or saltines)
chopped green onions
Using a fork, mix the eggs with the meat in a large bowl. Crush
the crackers up into small crumbs and add along with the chopped
onions. Keep stirring until the mixture becomes semi-thick. Cook
as you would a regular hamburger—do not overcook.

Too gourmet for me.
Discuss.
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: Mars on July 16, 2009, 04:14:32 AM
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: Marty Champions on July 16, 2009, 04:23:26 AM
if your gonna post diet hints, please post a pic fat asshole  ;D
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: Marty Champions on July 16, 2009, 04:49:00 AM
if your gonna post diet hints, please post a pic fat asshole  ;D

donkey kong= fat criminal giving diet hints  ::)
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: Tapeworm on July 16, 2009, 04:52:16 AM
Who would seriously advocate using mayo 'whenever possible?'  He's yanking your chain, Jonas.
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: DK II on July 16, 2009, 07:03:30 AM
Who would seriously advocate using mayo 'whenever possible?'  He's yanking your chain, Jonas.

Arnold.

I copy-pasted the diet hints from Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Education of a Bodybuilder".

I think "Johnny Falcon" has been pwned again. Too much paint thinner and meth.
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: affeman on July 16, 2009, 07:07:56 AM
Diet hints for what?

How to become a Sumo-Ringer? ::)
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: DK II on July 16, 2009, 07:56:38 AM
Diet hints for what?

How to become a Sumo-Ringer? ::)

Don't ask me, it's from Arnold's book.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: affeman on July 16, 2009, 08:02:16 AM
Don't ask me, it's from Arnold's book.  ;D ;D

It's not too hard for him to give you the wrong advices ;)
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: Tatyana on July 16, 2009, 08:03:11 AM
Haha my bad. Guess I won't be one of the chosen ones who get picked up by the spaceship in 2012 when Nibiru gets here :-\

Seriously though, that stuff is not bad and I'd like to try that last recipe with the ground beef and crackers. Is that a cut and paste from another site?

Ground beef burgers with oatmeal and/or sunflower seeds is yummy as well.
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: DK II on July 16, 2009, 08:04:36 AM
It's not too hard for him to give you the wrong advices ;)

haahha, good one!!

i guess he owned us all.  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: The True Adonis on July 16, 2009, 08:14:30 AM
No comment?  ::) ::)
I`d rather just eat whatever I like.
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: emn1964 on July 16, 2009, 08:17:14 AM
haahha, good one!!

i guess he owned us all.  ;D ;D



DK--that was awesome!
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: spinnis on July 16, 2009, 08:17:19 AM
(http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/123664-2/The_Poughkeepsie_Tapes.gif)
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: Alex23 on July 16, 2009, 08:18:26 AM
No comment?  ::) ::)

Post a fucking picture. THen we'll comment.
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: The True Adonis on July 16, 2009, 08:26:51 AM
Post a fucking picture. THen we'll comment.
He`s been dodging that one for years now.  Doubt he will ever "make it" that far to post a picture.  Maybe next year.  :-\
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: Tatyana on July 16, 2009, 08:39:08 AM
He`s been dodging that one for years now.  Doubt he will ever "make it" that far to post a picture.  Maybe next year.  :-\

He also thinks that you and are are the same person.

Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: DK II on July 16, 2009, 08:47:13 AM
He also thinks that you and are are the same person.



And switching accounts and quoting yourself won't change that, Adam.  ::) ::)

He`s been dodging that one for years now.  Doubt he will ever "make it" that far to post a picture.  Maybe next year.  :-\

Good idea, next year is maybe a good time.
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: Tatyana on July 16, 2009, 09:10:45 AM
And switching accounts and quoting yourself won't change that, Adam.  ::) ::)

Good idea, next year is maybe a good time.

I guess you missed this thread.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=288367.0
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: wavelength on July 16, 2009, 03:51:10 PM
perfect if that's what you love to eat
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: DK II on July 18, 2009, 01:42:28 AM
perfect if that's what you love to eat you're on a handful of dianabol ed


fixed.
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: affeman on July 18, 2009, 01:48:51 AM

fixed.

 ;D :'(

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=290368.0;attach=330000;image)
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: DK II on July 18, 2009, 01:52:07 AM
;D :'(



lol, did Sebastian sell M&Ms for "legit dianabol" to that guy?
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: Alex23 on July 18, 2009, 02:16:14 AM
lol, did Sebastian sell M&Ms for "legit dianabol" to that guy?

How about showing us if you've ever seen the inside of a gym?
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: DK II on July 18, 2009, 02:19:50 AM
How about showing us if you've ever seen the inside of a gym?

why don't you worry about your own fat ass instead?
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: Mars on July 18, 2009, 02:22:13 AM
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: MAXX on July 18, 2009, 02:25:07 AM
;D :'(

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=290368.0;attach=330000;image)
that guy has bigger arms than sev and he looks really small lol
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: DK II on July 18, 2009, 02:26:23 AM
that guy has bigger arms than sev and he looks really small lol

Don't hate, Sev only needs 5 weeks on 3g roids to look decent again.
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: affeman on July 18, 2009, 02:28:56 AM


great one, lotta memories.
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: Alex23 on July 18, 2009, 02:31:40 AM
why don't you worry about your own fat ass instead?

I can multitask. Many people are worried about how much of a loser you potentially are.

One shot, all we're asking for.. what do you have to hide?
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: DK II on July 18, 2009, 02:35:54 AM
I can multitask. Many people are worried about how much of a loser you potentially are.

One shot, all we're asking for.. what do you have to hide?

nothing, that's the fun part.

and if i am a loser, i wonder what most people here on getbig are. I'm just a bit shy.  :-* :-*
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: Alex23 on July 18, 2009, 02:44:05 AM
nothing, that's the fun part.
and if i am a loser, i wonder what most people here on getbig are. I'm just a bit shy.  :-* :-*

Shy?? We're not asking u to do an essay or to be in play... just fucking post a body shot proving it knows what a barbell is...

Shit, even Dave Father had the balls to do so.. and TBH, looked like he lifted decently...
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: DK II on July 18, 2009, 03:08:00 AM
Shy?? We're not asking u to do an essay or to be in play... just fucking post a body shot proving it knows what a barbell is...

Shit, even Dave Father had the balls to do so.. and TBH, looked like he lifted decently...

 ::) ::)

you're welcome to come to germany and train with me, sweetheart.


If you don't believe me i'm training hard, it's not my problem.  :-* :-*
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: wavelength on July 18, 2009, 03:36:12 AM
fixed.

Well you listed possible hints for creating a diet from the great Austrian but I'm sure you will agree that there is an infinite number of other diets that would yield the exact same results, both for body composition and health.
Title: Re: Diet hints
Post by: Method101 on July 18, 2009, 04:19:41 AM