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Title: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 16, 2009, 08:10:44 AM: A few minutes ago a girl in real tight pants came into my place to use a sunbed,one of my mates was here chatting to me and when she went upstairs,where the sunbeds are,he said 'shes fucking hot' and i responded with 'yeah ive never seen such hamsrings on a girl before'...
Sad I know
Title: Re: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: spinnis on July 16, 2009, 08:11:48 AM: you know you can install cameras in the tanning rooms, and it aint illegal if You're the only one watching them.. :)
Only distribution is illegal
Title: Re: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 16, 2009, 08:46:58 AM: Quote from: Swede! on July 16, 2009, 08:11:48 AM
you know you can install cameras in the tanning rooms, and it aint illegal if You're the only one watching them.. :)
Only distribution is illegal
One of my mates who uses the sunbed said that to me,but imagine sticking the dvd in the player at home,getting the cock hard then u select the scene and a man using the sunbed comes on,wrong scene,that automatically would make you gay
Title: Re: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: spinnis on July 16, 2009, 08:48:42 AM: Quote from: Okami on July 16, 2009, 08:46:58 AM
One of my mates who uses the sunbed said that to me,but imagine sticking the dvd in the player at home,getting the cock hard then u select the scene and a man using the sunbed comes on,wrong scene,that automatically would make you gay

you turn on the cam when you can see that a girl enters etc
Title: Re: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 16, 2009, 08:51:02 AM: Quote from: Swede! on July 16, 2009, 08:48:42 AM
you turn on the cam when you can see that a girl enters etc
You sir are a genius
Title: Re: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: spinnis on July 16, 2009, 08:52:30 AM: Quote from: Okami on July 16, 2009, 08:51:02 AM
You sir are a genius

can be done with one touch of a button.

.......Ive heard

;D
Title: Re: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: Stark on July 16, 2009, 08:52:50 AM: jesus... I cracked one off last time I used one :'( :-X

seriously...
Title: Re: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 16, 2009, 08:55:53 AM: Quote from: Stark on July 16, 2009, 08:52:50 AM
jesus... I cracked one off last time I used one :'( :-X

seriously...
Well I think everybody does,like youre hardly expected to stand there doing nothing for 8 minutes
Title: Re: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on July 16, 2009, 09:39:50 AM: Upload the vids on Youtube alright. ;D
Title: Re: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: Stark on July 16, 2009, 10:10:47 AM: Quote from: Okami on July 16, 2009, 08:55:53 AM
Well I think everybody does,like youre hardly expected to stand there doing nothing for 8 minutes

hahaha
Title: Re: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 16, 2009, 10:19:30 AM: Quote from: Swede! on July 16, 2009, 08:11:48 AM
you know you can install cameras in the tanning rooms, and it aint illegal if You're the only one watching them.. :)
Only distribution is illegal
fucking brilliant mind here ... mensa ain't got shit on you diggler swede
Title: Re: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 16, 2009, 10:25:21 AM: The point is,a hot girl was there and more than anything I noticed her hamstrings
Title: Re: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: spinnis on July 16, 2009, 10:26:46 AM: Quote from: sevastase on July 16, 2009, 10:19:30 AM
fucking brilliant mind here ... mensa ain't got shit on you diggler swede
Street smart ;D ;D
Title: Re: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: Stark on July 16, 2009, 10:52:02 AM: Quote from: Okami on July 16, 2009, 10:25:21 AM
The point is,a hot girl was there and more than anything I noticed her hamstrings

dude we got it the first time
Title: Re: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: johnnynoname on July 16, 2009, 10:54:10 AM: Quote from: Okami on July 16, 2009, 10:25:21 AM
The point is,a hot girl was there and more than anything I noticed her hamstrings

it could be worse

..you could have noticed how well her hamstrings tied into her lower back
Title: Re: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: YoungBlood on July 16, 2009, 11:17:19 AM: Quote from: Okami on July 16, 2009, 08:46:58 AM
and a man using the sunbed comes on,wrong scene,that automatically would make you gay

Just you being able to think of such vile, makes you gay. :P
Title: Re: Im officially a man schmoe
Post by: Dreadlifter on July 16, 2009, 12:39:53 PM: Quote from: Okami on July 16, 2009, 10:25:21 AM
The point is,a hot girl was there and more than anything I noticed her hamstrings

It takes a big man to admit schmoe-ness. I salute you.

At least it wasn't a guy's hams you were checking out.