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Title: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: OneManGang on July 25, 2009, 01:52:06 AM
Bodybuilding:

- Half naked men posing on a stage with fake smiles and gay tan, wiggling their bodies in the most gay manner

- Sport is surrounded by a fan base consisting mainly of schmoes

- G4P


Brazilian Ju Jitsu (BJJ):

- Men enjoying physical contact with other men

- Sexual positions given new name in an attempt to mask the gayness: 69 position in BJJ called "nort-south position", the misionary position is in BJJ called "the guard" and doggie style is referred to as "back mount".



My verdict:

On the gayness scale:       Bodybuilding 9.2    -     BJJ 8.1

Bodybuilding is gayer in my opinion.

Please discuss
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: DK II on July 25, 2009, 01:57:03 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The_Hammer on July 25, 2009, 02:55:51 AM
High level submission wrestling matches are fun to watch if you understand how to wrestle.  To the layman it looks like a couple guys rolling around on the ground, but to people knowledgable in submission wrestling it is very scientific. 

Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The_Hammer on July 25, 2009, 03:02:24 AM
Former UFC and Pride champion Nogueira had excellent submissions. He was incredible in his prime.


Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: local hero on July 25, 2009, 03:23:22 AM
mma for sure is gayer...... all those no holes barred moves have to count to somthing..
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The_Hammer on July 25, 2009, 03:39:04 AM
mma for sure is gayer...... all those no holes barred moves have to count to somthing..

Agreed, MMA has a very gay undertone.

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Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: local hero on July 25, 2009, 03:40:48 AM
if youve ever had the miss fortune to watch these closet homos train together, youd be playing a different tune...
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: Pecs on July 25, 2009, 03:42:43 AM

yeah... the gay MMA fighter love to get into the ring/cage to get some "tough love"!!
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: local hero on July 25, 2009, 03:44:47 AM
yep,, they cant wait to give each others rings a good bruising...
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 25, 2009, 03:49:24 AM
The difference is,on their stage,the MMA ring those guys are tough maybe,outside the ring they are soft as fuck
On a bodybuilding stage the bodybuilder might come off as bent but I know many tough fuckin bodybuilders
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: OneManGang on July 25, 2009, 03:51:12 AM
;)

 :o

That is as gay as it gets!! :o
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: OneManGang on July 25, 2009, 03:52:10 AM
The difference is,on their stage,the MMA ring those guys are tough maybe,outside the ring they are soft as fuck
On a bodybuilding stage the bodybuilder might come off as bent but I know many tough fuckin bodybuilders

This GSP guy from UFC is clearly gay
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The_Hammer on July 25, 2009, 03:53:36 AM
if youve ever had the miss fortune to watch these closet homos train together, youd be playing a different tune...

Agreed, training is like a big gay orgy.



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Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 25, 2009, 03:54:15 AM
This GSP guy from UFC is clearly gay
Well you can be gay and tough
Look at Lennox Lewis,heavyweight boxing champion and homo
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The_Hammer on July 25, 2009, 03:57:06 AM
The difference is,on their stage,the MMA ring those guys are tough maybe,outside the ring they are soft as fuck
On a bodybuilding stage the bodybuilder might come off as bent but I know many tough fuckin bodybuilders

Agreed, fighters don't walk around acting like tough guys at the super market.  Bodybuilders however must alway walk around mean muggin' with invisible lat syndrom.  Bodybuilders don't need the ability to destroy another man with his bare hands when he can look mean.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The_Hammer on July 25, 2009, 03:59:14 AM
Well you can be gay and tough
Look at Lennox Lewis,heavyweight boxing champion and homo

Exactly, GSP and Lennox Lewis are obviously gay.  Their girlfriends are just covers for their gay lifestlye.

Bodybuilders though are totally not gay. Selling soiled posing trunks and gay for pay is totally NOT gay.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: OneManGang on July 25, 2009, 04:02:25 AM
Exactly, GSP and Lennox Lewis are obviously gay.  Their girlfriends are just covers for their gay lifestlye.

Bodybuilders though are totally not gay. Selling soiled posing trunks and gay for pay is totally NOT gay.

You can post as many homo clips from youtube as you can find, but mma and bjj is still gay and you are a closet homo!  ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: kiwiol on July 25, 2009, 04:04:17 AM
mma for sure is gayer...... all those no holes barred moves have to count to somthing..

It's actually no "holds" barred. Your description applies more to movies like "Shaving Ryan's privates", "Sorest rump" and "Romancing the bone", starring guys with names like Wesley Pipes and Phil Fister.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The_Hammer on July 25, 2009, 04:06:12 AM
You can post as many homo clips from youtube as you can find, but mma and bjj is still gay and you are a closet homo!  ;D

Agreed, I'm totally gay for these guys. So hot!


Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: OneManGang on July 25, 2009, 04:07:26 AM
Agreed, I'm totally gay for these guys. So hot!




Kickboxing is not gay, but MMA and BJJ is. And so are you
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 25, 2009, 04:08:48 AM
What I was getting at is that Lennox Lewis is a homo,100% full tank
GSP is just canadian,probably has heterosexual sex while appearing faggotty

MMA fighters are upset that god was bad to them and gave them,a few exceptions,scrwny bodies
I,and other bodybuilders however lift weights to get the percentage of sexy girls wanting to fuck me from 85% up to 98%
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The_Hammer on July 25, 2009, 04:12:48 AM
What I was getting at is that Lennox Lewis is a homo,100% full tank
GSP is just canadian,probably has heterosexual sex while appearing faggotty

MMA fighters are upset that god was bad to them and gave them,a few exceptions,scrwny bodies
I,and other bodybuilders however lift weights to get the percentage of sexy girls wanting to fuck me from 85% up to 98%

Agreed, MMA fighters only get ugly girls.  :-X

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Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 25, 2009, 04:16:33 AM
Top level MMa fighters,Liddell etc get laid cos they are famous
Amateur bodybuilders get tons more pussy than amateur MMA
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The_Hammer on July 25, 2009, 04:22:35 AM
Top level MMa fighters,Liddell etc get laid cos they are famous
Amateur bodybuilders get tons more pussy than amateur MMA

Agreed, look at all those women grabbing for that amateur bodybuilder.

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Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 25, 2009, 04:25:03 AM
Join an MMA board man,seriously,you are in love with them
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: local hero on July 25, 2009, 04:26:04 AM
uh oh,,,, somone get him a tap out tshirt quik,,,, goin to be infected with the gay pretty soon!!!
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The_Hammer on July 25, 2009, 04:26:38 AM
Join an MMA board man,seriously,you are in love with them

I like bodybuilding. Arnold Schwarzenegger is an influence in my life.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: DK II on July 25, 2009, 04:31:03 AM
MMA > BB.

that's 100% safe.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The_Hammer on July 25, 2009, 04:32:03 AM
uh oh,,,, somone get him a tap out tshirt quik,,,, goin to be infected with the gay pretty soon!!!


All the clothes I own are either Tapout or Affliction. I wear my Tapout polo to church to intimidate God.

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Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: local hero on July 25, 2009, 04:34:53 AM
for fucking and attracting hot  sexy and fit blonde, brunette, dyed red haired  girls etc .

bodybuilding > all other sports at amature level................... .........FACT   100% safe
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: jon cole on July 25, 2009, 04:38:03 AM
MMA > BB.

that's 100% safe.

average mma fighter:
pro : no need to take drugs or stupid dieting.
       train then go home then think about something else.
       eat whatever you want
       can easily destroy a guy breaking your nut.

cons: wear tapeout t-shirt.
        epic "broken nose" face
        getting dumber and dumber for each punch you take on your face.



average bber:
pro: taking test is a unbelievable thing.

cons: take drugs in xcess even at local level, drugs of any kind, mostly counterfeit ug gear full of heavy metal and crap.
        constantly on diet, force feeding or underfeeding.
        eating shit like oatmeal turkeyy brocoli etc etc.                              
        


pler or strongman is better: you got everything, drugz taco and cheese burger no need to worry about your body.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: DK II on July 25, 2009, 04:41:40 AM
average mma fighter:
pro : no need to take drugs or stupid dieting.
       train then go home then think about something else.
       eat whatever you want
       can easily destroy a guy breaking your nut.

cons: wear tapeout t-shirt.
        epic "broken nose" face
        getting dumber and dumber for each punch you take on your face.




average bber:
pro: taking test is a unbelievable thing.

cons: take drugs in xcess even at local level, drugs of any kind, mostly counterfeit ug gear full of heavy metal and crap.
        constantly on diet, force feeding or underfeeding.
        eating shit like oatmeal turkeyy brocoli etc etc.                              
        


pler or strongman is better: you got everything, drugz taco and cheese burger no need to worry about your body.

pro is really that you can kick everyone that ridicules you, whereas BB only up their dosage when they are ridiculed to overcome their insecurity.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The_Hammer on July 25, 2009, 04:44:49 AM
average mma fighter:
pro : no need to take drugs or stupid dieting.
       train then go home then think about something else.
       eat whatever you want
       can easily destroy a guy breaking your nut.

cons: wear tapeout t-shirt.
        epic "broken nose" face
        getting dumber and dumber for each punch you take on your face.



average bber:
pro: taking test is a unbelievable thing.

cons: take drugs in xcess even at local level, drugs of any kind, mostly counterfeit ug gear full of heavy metal and crap.
        constantly on diet, force feeding or underfeeding.
        eating shit like oatmeal turkeyy brocoli etc etc.                              
        


pler or strongman is better: you got everything, drugz taco and cheese burger no need to worry about your body.

Agreed, Fighters faces get fucked up and guys like Nogueira who have been fighting since the age of 13 are now fucked up in their early 30's.

Listen to Evander Holyfield or Riddick Bowe speak. It's sad.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: jon cole on July 25, 2009, 04:46:11 AM
pro is really that you can kick everyone that ridicules you, whereas BB only up their dosage when they are ridiculed to overcome their insecurity.  ;D ;D ;D


true, as i worked on club as a "bouncer" lot of colleage where on roids only for the "invincible feeling" and the extra mass, wearing an "under armor" t-shirt.
when they were "off" they put 3 sweat shirt and a bombers jacket and were more "timid".
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: DK II on July 25, 2009, 04:47:27 AM
Agreed, Fighters faces get fucked up and guys like Nogueira who have been fighting since the age of 13 are now fucked up in their early 30's.

Listen to Evander Holyfield or Riddick Bowe speak. It's sad.

Yes, and it is unheard of that BB ever sound "fucked up" when they speak.  ;D ;D


true, as i worked on club as a "bouncer" lot of colleage where on roids only for the "invincible feeling" and the extra mass, wearing an "under armor" t-shirt.
when they were "off" they put 3 sweat shirt and a bombers jacket and were more "timid".

lol, it's really sad when people try to overcome insecurity with steroids.  ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: local hero on July 25, 2009, 04:47:40 AM
for fucking and attracting hot  sexy and fit blonde, brunette, dyed red haired  girls etc .

bodybuilding > all other sports at amature level................... .........FACT   100% safe

i was talking amature level, standing in a nightclub    bb>all others    100% safe
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The_Hammer on July 25, 2009, 04:48:54 AM
Meldrick Taylor  :'(

Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The_Hammer on July 25, 2009, 04:51:49 AM
Yes, and it is unheard of that BB ever sound "fucked up" when they speak.  ;D ;D

lol, it's really sad when people try to overcome insecurity with steroids.  ;D

It's a sad fact, but it's common in boxing for boxers suffer brain damage.  MMA is in its infancy as a sport, but longtime vets who have taken beatings like Nogueira are showing the signs of brain damage.

Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 25, 2009, 04:53:11 AM
I love pussy hence I get lots cos I am muscular and someway attractive
Fighting has me on a years probation even at the moment
Make love not war
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: DK II on July 25, 2009, 04:53:59 AM
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The_Hammer on July 25, 2009, 05:00:44 AM


Does that guy have brain damage?  He's speaking gibberish.

Seriously though watch that Meldrick Taylor video.  Probably the saddest story in sports history.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: divcom on July 25, 2009, 05:02:22 AM
average mma fighter:
pro : no need to take drugs or stupid dieting.
       train then go home then think about something else.
       eat whatever you want
       can easily destroy a guy breaking your nut.

cons: wear tapeout t-shirt.
        epic "broken nose" face
        getting dumber and dumber for each punch you take on your face.



average bber:
pro: taking test is a unbelievable thing.

cons: take drugs in xcess even at local level, drugs of any kind, mostly counterfeit ug gear full of heavy metal and crap.
        constantly on diet, force feeding or underfeeding.
        eating shit like oatmeal turkeyy brocoli etc etc.                              
        


pler or strongman is better: you got everything, drugz taco and cheese burger no need to worry about your body.

you are absolutely wrong

1. no athlete at any level can excel.  they're all drug users like bbers based on the clown ass board

2. wrestling with a mma guy on the ground is equal to g4p male bbers (it's a different with the women if you have a clue what i'm talking about) rolling around with their ass open for a client.


yeah...let marcello pay you schmoe to send u to disneyland
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 25, 2009, 06:12:37 AM
Meldrick Taylor  :'(


Seems like a damn good ass beating there ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: affeman on July 25, 2009, 06:21:17 AM
Musclecenter gave us the answer yesterday once and for all ;D

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Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: Parker on July 25, 2009, 06:37:21 AM
It's actually no "holds" barred. Your description applies more to movies like "Shaving Ryan's privates", "Sorest rump" and "Romancing the bone", starring guys with names like Wesley Pipes and Phil Fister.

He does the hetero, works for West Coast Productions, most notably the Booty Talk series. He's always rapping about something.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on July 25, 2009, 06:50:50 AM
Meldrick Taylor  :'(



What a fool. The judge did the right thing, he didn't respond. Boxing is another sport that should not be glorified.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: kiwiol on July 25, 2009, 06:57:20 AM
He does the hetero, works for West Coast Productions, most notably the Booty Talk series. He's always rapping about something.

Hahahaha I wouldn't have a clue - someone posted that name here a while ago and I thought it was funny ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 25, 2009, 07:30:53 AM
How about Sumo Wrestling fat dudes in thongs sweating and nasty in thongs Now that is GAY ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on July 25, 2009, 07:34:02 AM
How about Sumo Wrestling fat dudes in thongs sweating and nasty in thongs Now that is GAY ;D

Even they are 100x more athletic than bodybuilders.  ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 25, 2009, 08:22:00 AM
some mma geek i talked to said mma's more civilized as a fighting sport than boxing.  apparently getting hit with a 16 oz glove in the head 400 times a day somehow causes more damage to a human than just rolling around with him or kicking him in the leg.

as for bodybuilders getting more pussy, i think you have bodybuilders confused with guys who work out with abs.  a true bodybuilder looks like a fucking idiot walking around in his "pain is good" sweatshirt with the collar and sleeves cut off at the forearm, wearing spandex shorts and construction boots all day.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: Fury on July 25, 2009, 08:40:09 AM
average mma fighter:
pro : no need to take drugs or stupid dieting.
       train then go home then think about something else.
       eat whatever you want
       can easily destroy a guy breaking your nut.

cons: wear tapeout t-shirt.
        epic "broken nose" face
        getting dumber and dumber for each punch you take on your face.



average bber:
pro: taking test is a unbelievable thing.

cons: take drugs in xcess even at local level, drugs of any kind, mostly counterfeit ug gear full of heavy metal and crap.
        constantly on diet, force feeding or underfeeding.
        eating shit like oatmeal turkeyy brocoli etc etc.                              
        


pler or strongman is better: you got everything, drugz taco and cheese burger no need to worry about your body.

As much as I am a fan of MMA, most of those guys are on some kind of drugs. Sure they're not 300 pounds "with abs" like some fat, lazy eyed queers but they're usually on something to help with the constant injuries and rigors of training.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: The_Hammer on July 25, 2009, 11:32:22 AM
What a fool. The judge did the right thing, he didn't respond. Boxing is another sport that should not be glorified.

Check out the first two parts of this video posted on youtube.  Taylor was fighting Julio Cesar Chavez who is the most famous Mexican boxer outside of De Le Hoya in modern times.  A win over Chavez would guarantee Taylor million dollar paychecks and eternal fame in the boxing community. 

Taylor goes in and dominates the entire fight with exception of the last round where he gets knocked down and the ref stops it with 2 seconds left in the fight. The worst stoppage in boxing history.
some mma geek i talked to said mma's more civilized as a fighting sport than boxing.  apparently getting hit with a 16 oz glove in the head 400 times a day somehow causes more damage to a human than just rolling around with him or kicking him in the leg.

as for bodybuilders getting more pussy, i think you have bodybuilders confused with guys who work out with abs.  a true bodybuilder looks like a fucking idiot walking around in his "pain is good" sweatshirt with the collar and sleeves cut off at the forearm, wearing spandex shorts and construction boots all day.

MMA is less taxing on the brain because there is no 10 count knockdowns.  Once you're knocked down and cannot intelligently defend yourself the match is over in MMA.
Title: Re: Bodybuilding VS Brazilian Ju Jitsu - Which one is gayer?
Post by: OneManGang on July 25, 2009, 11:33:05 AM
some mma geek i talked to said mma's more civilized as a fighting sport than boxing.  apparently getting hit with a 16 oz glove in the head 400 times a day somehow causes more damage to a human than just rolling around with him or kicking him in the leg.

as for bodybuilders getting more pussy, i think you have bodybuilders confused with guys who work out with abs.  a true bodybuilder looks like a fucking idiot walking around in his "pain is good" sweatshirt with the collar and sleeves cut off at the forearm, wearing spandex shorts and construction boots all day.

Are you saying bodybuilders get no pussy? What about their schmoe's man-pussies that they enjoy all the time? Does'nt that count?