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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: disturbia on July 25, 2009, 06:15:41 AM
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I'm scrollin through some posts of his,....what in the fuck? This isn't for real is it?
Re: how many women have you had relations with? on: July 03, 2009, 12:12:39 PM
I cant even remember.
Thats when I stopped, when I could not even remember the faces of the girls.
Madonna, Britney, Owen Wilson, and many others came to my Island
this year on vacation.
Some here are so clueless about getting girls or a career.
I could easily help some of them, but somehow I cant stand
most of them.
I don't have any military contacts, only local thugs.
There is a limit of the people i can have eliminated.
Every time it cost me a bit, and the Police get cranky
if I "remove" too many.
I really don't like killing people btw, it gives bad karma.
Wowowoww this is a gold mine of stupidity
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more gems:
Slammed a machete on their desk and computers grabbed the phone
out of the poor Lady's hand and hang up.
Threw out all their customers forced them to refund 50% and apologize.
To the kids visiting getbig: This is not normal behaviour, don't do this.
I had a visible 6pack since I was 6y old
When very young I was a criminal, hanging out with Hells Angels, kidnapping people and doing
very stupid stuff
Some strippers wanted to pay me for doing lapdances on me.
I said no.
They didnt deserve to sit in my lap, damn average looking girls.
I did spend time with some other truly beautiful ladies that night.
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He is probably in the top 5 richest getbiggers list.....
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I am a little ashamed, I don't clean, cook, or do laundry
for many years now.
The staff even clean my car and motorcycle for me Lips sealed
I am going to visit an orphanage next week to bring up my karma a little.
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hahha i like this guy........."my staff"
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He looks like a badass for sure. No way he is gay lol...
http://www.coldquads.com/gallery/at_brandon.html (http://www.coldquads.com/gallery/at_brandon.html)
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He is probably in the top 5 richest getbiggers list.....
He wouldnt be ahead of Vince Goodrum I'm sure since Vince realeased his supplement line :D
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Well if we assume that such people exist, why shouldn't there be one on getbig?
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Well if we assume that such people exist, why shouldn't there be one on getbig?
Who assumes this?
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@Brandon is actually a pretty humble guy. As anyone can see, nowhere has he mentioned splitting the atom or creating the Universe.
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@Brandon is actually a pretty humble guy. As anyone can see, nowhere has he mentioned splitting the atom or creating the Universe.
he was conceived in a test tube however. the genetics of adolf hitler, nikola tesla, Arnold, catherine zeta jones and Jesus were all combined, shaken, and incubated for 9 months.
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@Brandon is actually a pretty humble guy. As anyone can see, nowhere has he mentioned splitting the atom or creating the Universe.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BAD ASS
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he was conceived in a test tube however. the genetics of adolf hitler, nikola tesla, Arnold, catherine zeta jones and Jesus were all combined, shaken, and incubated for 9 months.
Haha yes MBP. Word is that he is the real life basis / inspiration for the creation of all the characters in the entire Marvel universe.
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@Brandon is actually a pretty humble guy. As anyone can see, nowhere has he mentioned splitting the atom or creating the Universe.
He was too busy buying up half of the Caribbean for such petty pursuits.
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He was too busy buying up half of the Caribbean for such petty pursuits.
wrong bf he already purchased bora bora for those endeavours the Caribbean is just a place for him to stop over when he needs a nap from counting all his diamonds from Africa..
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wrong bf he already purchased bora bora for those endeavours the Caribbean is just a place for him to stop over when he needs a nap from counting all his diamonds from Africa..
hahah I rate this statement a bodybuilders thumbs up
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hahah I rate this statement a bodybuilders thumbs up
since the bb thumbs up is gayer than @brandon thinking hes more than a 12 year old with zits im not sure im happy about that :'(
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@Brandon is a walking talking gayer than thread in himself
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@brandon is bethany carter howlett
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I'm scrollin through some posts of his,....what in the fuck? This isn't for real is it?
Re: how many women have you had relations with? on: July 03, 2009, 12:12:39 PM
I cant even remember.
Thats when I stopped, when I could not even remember the faces of the girls.
Madonna, Britney, Owen Wilson, and many others came to my Island
this year on vacation.
Some here are so clueless about getting girls or a career.
I could easily help some of them, but somehow I cant stand
most of them.
I don't have any military contacts, only local thugs.
There is a limit of the people i can have eliminated.
Every time it cost me a bit, and the Police get cranky
if I "remove" too many.
I really don't like killing people btw, it gives bad karma.
Wowowoww this is a gold mine of stupidity
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Haha yes MBP. Word is that he is the real life basis / inspiration for the creation of all the characters in the entire Marvel universe.
yes, in a top secret meeting, President Obama and the top leaders of the world summoned @Brandon for a meeting on how to fix the world economy.
After listening to them for about 2 minutes, @Brandon put out his cuban cigar on the super model's ass that was his escort for the day, and proclaimed "You realize I can make you all explode right now, right?", and then he got up and left.
Two months later, inspired by @Brandon's presence alone, a series of economic actions were taken that not only stopped the worldwide crisis, but also brought it back on the path to recovery.
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@brandon is bethany carter howlett
If not, he should look her up... they'd get along famously.