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Title: fuck marry kill
Post by: dan18 on July 25, 2009, 07:06:39 AM
jessica simpson- marry

megan fox -fuck

britney spears -kill        what say you ;D
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: dr.chimps on July 25, 2009, 07:09:54 AM
jessica simpson- marry

megan fox -fuck

britney spears -kill        what say you ;D
I think you nailed the 'kill.' I'd probably switch the other two. I figure Simpson would just balloon with a wedding ring on her finger.
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: benchmstr on July 25, 2009, 07:17:56 AM
jessica simpson- marry

megan fox -fuck

britney spears -kill        what say you ;D
marry- oprah (my love can be purchased, and 8 billion is a lot of money)

fuck- megan fox (that bitch looks like a sex bot, sent to earth to crush my pelvis)

kill- the waitress at hooters that put salt and lime on my mug full of shiner bock on tuesday (what the fuck)!!!

bench
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 25, 2009, 07:33:38 AM
I think you nailed the 'kill.' I'd probably switch the other two. I figure Simpson would just balloon with a wedding ring on her finger.
x2
She is a potential Pavarotti
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: Alicia M. on July 29, 2009, 12:44:54 AM
I think you nailed the 'kill.' I'd probably switch the other two. I figure Simpson would just balloon with a wedding ring on her finger.

Yes, but Meg the Fox would most DEFFFFFINITELY cheat on you - she can have any man she wants.
Make that anyTHING she wants.
Jess wouldn't dare cheat because she'd be so happy that 1) you stuck around from daisy dukes to mom jeans and 2) you Ken'ed her Barbie condo.
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: local hero on July 29, 2009, 01:09:57 AM
jess just needs a stern hand and a lock on the fridge...
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: Parker on July 29, 2009, 01:19:23 AM
jess just needs a stern hand and a lock on the fridge...

Or a fridge filled with frozen dildos.
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: DK II on July 29, 2009, 01:37:13 AM
jessica simpson- marry

megan fox -fuck

britney spears -kill        what say you ;D

I say you have some serious issues, and that you get into trouble when your mom finds out how you talk about women.

But when you eventually some day in your life will actually be able to talk to one, you will stop fantasizing about celebrities.


edit: LMAO @ "marrying Jessica Simpson"....
You must be even dumber than i thought.
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 29, 2009, 01:56:16 AM
jessica simpson- marry

megan fox -fuck

britney spears -kill        what say you ;D

Worst thread ever.
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: dan18 on July 29, 2009, 08:05:26 AM
I say you have some serious issues, and that you get into trouble when your mom finds out how you talk about women.

But when you eventually some day in your life will actually be able to talk to one, you will stop fantasizing about celebrities.


edit: LMAO @ "marrying Jessica Simpson"....
You must be even dumber than i thought.
HAHAHAHA ''dumb bastard'' jess hot as hell does what the man says,megan fuck her stupid shes to annoying to be around and well britts all used up..
now get back to your asian boy porn site and let the men talk
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 29, 2009, 08:08:17 AM
Yes, but Meg the Fox would most DEFFFFFINITELY cheat on you - she can have any man she wants.
Make that anyTHING she wants.
Jess wouldn't dare cheat because she'd be so happy that 1) you stuck around from daisy dukes to mom jeans and 2) you Ken'ed her Barbie condo.

not if i beat the shit out of her daily to remind her how good she has it.
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: The Showstoppa on July 29, 2009, 08:10:38 AM
Couldn't Britney buy and sell both of these gals about 20 times over?
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 29, 2009, 08:13:13 AM
Marry -- Emma Watson.  Bitch is getting HOTTTTTT
Fuck --  Cameron Diaz cause I always wanted to
Kill -- none.  WHy kill bitches when you can surprise sex them
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: DK II on July 29, 2009, 11:37:34 PM
HAHAHAHA ''dumb bastard'' jess hot as hell does what the man says,megan fuck her stupid shes to annoying to be around and well britts all used up..
now get back to your asian boy porn site and let the men talk


She is hot, so you want to marry her?  ::) ::)

You're an idiot, fuck her every night for 2 years and she's not so hot to you anymore. You don't know shit about women, have you ever watched "Newlyweds"?? There you see what an annoying stupid bitch Jessica Simpson is.

How the fuck can any man with a sane mind marry that??

edit: LMAO @ let the men talk. You're a virgin, it's clear from your thread.
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: DK II on July 29, 2009, 11:38:54 PM
Marry -- Emma Watson.  Bitch is getting HOTTTTTT
Fuck --  Cameron Diaz cause I always wanted to
Kill -- none.  WHy kill bitches when you can surprise sex them

Now that is a man's post here.

Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: Da Freak on July 29, 2009, 11:49:14 PM
would never refuse this, in any form:

(http://www.celebsbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/megan_fox_fhm_images_big.jpg)

(http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/megan-fox-in-a-bra.jpg)

(http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/megan_fox_maxim_5_big.jpg)

(http://tastybooze.com/wp-content/gallery/megan-fox/40174_megan_fox_-_fhm_uk2_july_2008_320_122_474lo_307jpg40174_megan_fox_-_fhm_uk2_july_2008_320_122_474lo_307_thumb_2214x0.jpg)

(http://www.iballer.com/divas/fox_megan/images/fox_megan8_jpg.jpg)

(http://www.popoholic.com/bigimages/megan-fox-fhm-uk-05.jpg)
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: DK II on July 29, 2009, 11:52:55 PM
would never refuse this, in any form:





too bad she needed so much plastic surgery to look like this.

(http://www.stars-plastic-surgery.com/images/stories/noveno/megan-fox-nose-job.jpg)


Her lips also got touched up.

(http://www.famousplastic.com/images/meganfoxlipsbefore.jpg)


I bet my ass in 2010 she gets her tits done.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x2NwiFwMadw/SclAUsbNDUI/AAAAAAAADrU/pthm32MqraY/s400/1.jpg)
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: Da Freak on July 29, 2009, 11:54:10 PM
(http://www.popoholic.com/bigimages/megan-fox-out-02.jpg)

(http://www.popoholic.com/bigimages/megan-fox-out-05.jpg)

(http://www.popoholic.com/bigimages/megan-fox-out-09.jpg)

(http://www.popoholic.com/bigimages/megan-fox-top-fhm-10.jpg)
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: Da Freak on July 29, 2009, 11:54:51 PM
(http://www.popoholic.com/bigimages/megan-fox-green-band-05.jpg)
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: Da Freak on July 29, 2009, 11:56:00 PM
too bad she needed so much plastic surgery to look like this.

(http://www.stars-plastic-surgery.com/images/stories/noveno/megan-fox-nose-job.jpg)


Her lips also got touched up.

(http://www.famousplastic.com/images/meganfoxlipsbefore.jpg)


I bet my ass in 2010 she gets her tits done.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x2NwiFwMadw/SclAUsbNDUI/AAAAAAAADrU/pthm32MqraY/s400/1.jpg)

who cares about a small nose job. the rest of her is still the way nature intended it to be. bet there will be no tit job.
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: HTexan on July 30, 2009, 12:00:17 AM
who cares about a small nose job. the rest of her is still the way nature intended it to be. bet there will be no tit job.
x2, so she got the bump on her nose removed. It could have been for a childhood accident.
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: DK II on July 30, 2009, 12:16:31 AM
who cares about a small nose job. the rest of her is still the way nature intended it to be. bet there will be no tit job.

normally, i'd say yes, but she also did her lips, and that is only the visible parts.

Her tits aren't very good as well, and she already crossed the border so to speak. She'll be back with more tattoos and more plastic surgery and when she doesn't pay good attention, she'll look like a freak in a few years.

Don't get me wrong, guys, i'd fuck the shit out of her, all i'm saying is just that she's a bit too trashy.
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: Da Freak on July 30, 2009, 12:19:34 AM
I love those bite sized tits. Go perfectly with her...
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: DK II on July 30, 2009, 12:27:28 AM
I love those bite sized tits. Go perfectly with her...

well, then cherish them as long as they are there. Mark my words.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: HTexan on July 30, 2009, 12:51:47 AM
normally, i'd say yes, but she also did her lips, and that is only the visible parts.

Her tits aren't very good as well, and she already crossed the border so to speak. She'll be back with more tattoos and more plastic surgery and when she doesn't pay good attention, she'll look like a freak in a few years.

Don't get me wrong, guys, i'd fuck the shit out of her, all i'm saying is just that she's a bit too trashy.
lips go back down over time. But they look hot the way they are. I want :P
she not trashy. not classy either. But i bet she a freak in bed. ;)
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: Da Freak on July 30, 2009, 06:55:25 AM
all the positions one could get her into...

/h2
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: dan18 on July 30, 2009, 07:04:35 AM
She is hot, so you want to marry her?  ::) ::)

You're an idiot, fuck her every night for 2 years and she's not so hot to you anymore. You don't know shit about women, have you ever watched "Newlyweds"?? There you see what an annoying stupid bitch Jessica Simpson is.

How the fuck can any man with a sane mind marry that??

edit: LMAO @ let the men talk. You're a virgin, it's clear from your thread.
im 42 stupid and stop melting down this is the internet its a matter of choice you can put them in any order you like,you sound very bitter small cock syndrom  :-\ that why you like little girls and boys :-\
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: HTexan on July 30, 2009, 08:53:06 AM
im 42 stupid and stop melting down this is the internet its a matter of choice you can put them in any order you like,you sound very bitter small cock syndrom  :-\ that why you like little girls and boys :-\
So you not a virgin? ;D
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: uberman09 on July 30, 2009, 08:57:57 AM
im 42 stupid and stop melting down this is the internet its a matter of choice you can put them in any order you like,you sound very bitter small cock syndrom  :-\ that why you like little girls and boys :-\
then you're simply put, dumb.
Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: DK II on July 31, 2009, 02:25:56 AM
im 42 stupid and stop melting down this is the internet its a matter of choice you can put them in any order you like,you sound very bitter small cock syndrom  :-\ that why you like little girls and boys :-\

42 year old virgin fantasizing about Jessica Simpson, can it get more pathetic?

Title: Re: fuck marry kill
Post by: andreisdaman on July 31, 2009, 10:45:32 AM
MARRY...Halle Berry

FUCK.....Beyonce

KILL....Lindsay Lohan