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Title: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 25, 2009, 02:43:29 PM: Ron, i feel i am ready to be a Jew and i believe Judaism could benefit from my services.

If you are not looking for any new Jews right at the moment, that is fine, but if the oppourtunity arises, you now know that i am interested.

:)
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: windsor88 on July 25, 2009, 05:13:12 PM: Ron,

If someone were to convert to jewdism are they considered second class from the authentic jews? Sort of how you cannot be a "made" man unless you are 100% Sicilian but you can be in the mafia without being 100%.
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on July 25, 2009, 05:30:06 PM: Quote from: windsor88 on July 25, 2009, 05:13:12 PM
Ron,

If someone were to convert to jewdism are they considered second class from the authentic jews? Sort of how you cannot be a "made" man unless you are 100% Sicilian but you can be in the mafia without being 100%.

I'm not Ron, but i can answer that. converts have the same rights as other Jews. the only exception is they cant marry in Israel unless they were converted by an orthodox rabbi. thats why most converts get married in Cyprus. This is ok with Israeli law.

it is actually forbidden by rabbinic law to treat converts differently

converts are every bit as Jewish as born Jews. Ruth was the grandmother of King David and she was a convert. there are many prominent converted Jews
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: Butterbean on July 25, 2009, 05:37:17 PM: airosol,
Aren't children of a Jewish mother considered fully Jewish in Israel?

Jews = teh cool 8)
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: webcake on July 25, 2009, 07:08:59 PM: I'm like 1/10 Jewish.....will this help me in becomming a mod?
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: WillGrant on July 25, 2009, 10:13:50 PM: Quote from: RPF on July 25, 2009, 02:43:29 PM
Ron, i feel i am ready to be a Jew and i believe Judaism could benefit from my services.

If you are not looking for any new Jews right at the moment, that is fine, but if the oppourtunity arises, you now know that i am interested.

:)
Would you be willing to mutilate your penis my son.
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on July 25, 2009, 10:31:14 PM: Quote from: STella on July 25, 2009, 05:37:17 PM
airosol,
Aren't children of a Jewish mother considered fully Jewish in Israel?

Jews = teh cool 8)

yes, in all forms of Judaism if your mother was Jewish at the time of birth then that baby is Jewish. Not only in Israel, but all over world.
Reformed (and i think Reconstructionist) Judaism teach that if either parent is Jew then baby is a Jew. these are the more liberal branchs of Judaism.

There are no half Jews You were either born to a Jewish parent = youre a Jew
You converted to Judaism = youre a Jew and yoru offspring will be Jewish too

you might get some flack from the ultra conservatives about the whole 'my dad was jewish but my mom wasnt so your not really a jew' but those people are whack and there arent many of them left.
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 26, 2009, 12:10:57 AM: I can trace my roots back to the Vanderbilt family. Do I get any Jewish cred for that? ???
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: webcake on July 26, 2009, 12:13:12 AM: Quote from: RPF on July 26, 2009, 12:10:57 AM
I can trace my roots back to the Vanderbilt family. Do I get any Jewish cred for that? ???

Mozol Tov!
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: WillGrant on July 26, 2009, 01:33:59 AM: Quote from: RPF on July 26, 2009, 12:10:57 AM
I can trace my roots back to the Vanderbilt family. Do I get any Jewish cred for that? ???
No
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: kiwiol on July 26, 2009, 03:27:56 AM: Take this up with Mass04, who let it slip sometime ago that he's Ron's brother Abraham "Scooter" Avidan.
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: Reign Down on July 26, 2009, 03:35:54 AM: Quote from: RPF on July 26, 2009, 12:10:57 AM
I can trace my roots back to the Vanderbilt family. Do I get any Jewish cred for that? ???

Are you extremely tight with money?

ta ta
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 26, 2009, 03:58:29 AM: Quote from: Reign Down on July 26, 2009, 03:35:54 AM
Are you extremely tight with money?

ta ta

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=280209.0 :-[
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: Reign Down on July 26, 2009, 07:55:53 AM: Quote from: RPF on July 26, 2009, 03:58:29 AM
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=280209.0 :-[

Indeed it would seem you are a tight bastard!

How big is your nose?

ta ta
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 26, 2009, 01:33:35 PM: Quote from: Reign Down on July 26, 2009, 07:55:53 AM
Indeed it would seem you are a tight bastard!

How big is your nose?

ta ta

I got blonde hair and blue eyes, but my nose is rather large. Not bad looking, but big...
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: Reign Down on July 27, 2009, 01:00:15 PM: Well to me you are getting there for an honorary Jew.

I'll pm Ron about this.

ta ta
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: Fury on July 27, 2009, 03:41:58 PM: You should go the Kaballah route like all the celebrities.
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 27, 2009, 07:19:30 PM: So if I convert, does that mean I get automatic mod privileges on getbig?
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on July 28, 2009, 09:20:42 PM: Quote from: Reign Down on July 27, 2009, 01:00:15 PM
Well to me you are getting there for an honorary Jew.

I'll pm Ron about this.

ta ta

Thank you very kindly for the support and guidance, I can never fully repay you for your kindness!
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: Lord Humungous on July 31, 2009, 07:47:29 AM: I had a corned beef on jewish rye and a kosher pickle a few days ago. I then had a dump the size of Nebraska. Does this make either, me or my toilet Jewish???? ???
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: Reign Down on July 31, 2009, 08:31:32 AM: Quote from: Lord Humungous on July 31, 2009, 07:47:29 AM
I had a corned beef on jewish rye and a kosher pickle a few days ago. I then had a dump the size of Nebraska. Does this make either, me or my toilet Jewish???? ???

Neither, but your joke was like a toilet...shitty.

ta ta gimp.
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: Ron on August 05, 2009, 05:20:15 PM: We will work on you... it will take time... I will make some honorary cards up for you.
Title: Re: Attention Ron........ I can be a Jew
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on August 06, 2009, 12:39:07 AM: Quote from: Ron on August 05, 2009, 05:20:15 PM
We will work on you... it will take time... I will make some honorary cards up for you.

Ron, I am honored!

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