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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Tapeworm on July 27, 2009, 12:23:12 AM
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and in airports?
I want to use this opportunity to build some quality mass and chisel in those abs.
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iphone and Getbig baby!
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iphone and Getbig baby!
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We do not have the technology. :(
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drink but make sure a sky marshall isnt aboard
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Join the Qantas club and go nuts on the free buffet and drinks they give you.
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You guys don't think I should bring a ziplock bag full of tuna? I want to be full and ripped when I 'deplane.'
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You guys don't think I should bring a ziplock bag full of tuna? I want to be full and ripped when I 'deplane.'
That's always a good idea, plus take some DB's in your carry on luggage and do a quick full body workout in the aisle. The altitude works wonders on getting a pump and getting nice and swole.
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That's always a good idea, plus take some DB's in your carry on luggage and do a quick full body workout in the aisle. The altitude works wonders on getting a pump and getting nice and swole.
That makes sense because there's less air pressure to squeeze in on me and stop my swolin'. Top shelf advice as always, Mr. Cke.
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That makes sense because there's less air pressure to squeeze in on me and stop my swolin'. Top shelf advice as always, Mr. Cke.
I'm here to help.
Should i put an "A" in my name so instead of "webcke" it becomes "webcake" ?
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Hope these handicapped vids help.
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valium and vodka
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Rape
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and in airports?
I want to use this opportunity to build some quality mass and chisel in those abs.
Overpay for crappy food and drinks and bide your time, bro. Travel is definitely catabolic. Save it all for a post-arrival customs most muscular!
/got a big trip in 2 weeks
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Just pull a Team Nasser and hijack the plane. Everyone loves that.
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and in airports?
I want to use this opportunity to build some quality mass and chisel in those abs.
Praying we wont have a plane crash. :-\
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jerk off/have sex before
take a valium
have a couple of drinks
u should be fine... ;D
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don't sleep for at least 24 h before than you should be able to sleep most of the time
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Masterbate , lubing up with the flowing soap in the toilet of the plane, shoot your load into the sink and leave it there..keep doing this but each time fantasise about a different female passenger on the plane with you :D
If you are really risque dont lock the door and prey another horny female stumbles upon u mid frot..
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Spend that time getting those muthaf*cking snakes off that muthaf*cking plane!!!!!
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Go for walks in the plane. Walk up and down the aisles. They will kick you out of first class section though. That way you will be lean and pumped up ready for arrival.....
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Spend that time getting those muthaf*cking snakes off that muthaf*cking plane!!!!!
In other words , whack off like theres no tomorrow :D
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We do not have the technology. :(
where, on earth, do you live?
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where, on earth, do you live?
west virginia?
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west virginia?
they have the internet in west virginia they just do practice dental hygiene
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and in airports?
I want to use this opportunity to build some quality mass and chisel in those abs.
hit on the stewardess, have her blow you every 2 hours, that'll make the flight go easier
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read a book
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36 hours of cell phone tetris!
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and in airports?
I want to use this opportunity to build some quality mass and chisel in those abs.
Books and Drugs 8)
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Dear god. Last thing I cared about when I did my multiple 30+ hour trips was staying ripped. It normally meant more important things were going on in my life, and hell, four days of semi-bad eating and dehydration I can fix in less than two days. I say just chill out and watch some decent movies or read a book. Pray your legs don't kill you from sitting to long.
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How many toilets are on a 747? Like how many toilets per passengers?
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put 2 zany bars under your ball satch, game is over. wake up in new country
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Ambien.... and then when you wake up with bruises from the person sitting next to you who you slobbered all over and kept awake with your snoring...
take another one.
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Ambien.... and then when you wake up with bruises from the person sitting next to you who you slobbered all over and kept awake with your snoring...
take another one.
;D
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I was so lucky when I went to Hong Kong. I had an entire row to myself. I put blankets over the seats and made it like a tent. I slept and played computer chess. They kept me stocked up with milk and food and I was good to go when I got to our lay over in Korea. To bad I was in shorts and flip flops and when we landed it was about 16 degrees and we had to walk outside on the tarmac to the terminal. It was fucking cold as hell.
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Blanket masterbation.
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A shitload of lortab. Sit back and enjoy the ride. :)
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I was so lucky when I went to Hong Kong. I had an entire row to myself. I put blankets over the seats and made it like a tent. I slept and played computer chess.
a tent. That's awesome
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Business / first class for long flights.
Costs more but its worth it - especially on business trips
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Stick a towel on your head and go to use the toilet next to the cockpit
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Masterbate , lubing up with the flowing soap in the toilet of the plane, shoot your load into the sink and leave it there..keep doing this but each time fantasise about a different female passenger on the plane with you :D
If you are really risque dont lock the door and prey another horny female stumbles upon u mid frot..
Haven't done so since I left. Cramped quarter's at Dad's holiday house for the 1st week, figured I'd keep the trend going for the rest of the trip. Coming up on 3 weeks without a pipe clearing. I was with family the whole time, so that's why a massive ripped sex god like myself didn't manage to get laid...
Still... ate like a king. Lobster, fois gras, etc, and lots of Expensive Wine. Got my fill of Mexican food too. Mole Sauce, baby!!
Good to see you double wide freaks kept the faith in my absence. I will answer all my PMs after I impress the hell out of some lucky lady. 'Now that's what I call volume training.'
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Lots of drug addicted freaks here.
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Haven't done so since I left. Cramped quarter's at Dad's holiday house for the 1st week, figured I'd keep the trend going for the rest of the trip. Coming up on 3 weeks without a pipe clearing. I was with family the whole time, so that's why a massive ripped sex god like myself didn't manage to get laid...
Still... ate like a king. Lobster, fois gras, etc, and lots of Expensive Wine. Got my fill of Mexican food too. Mole Sauce, baby!!
Good to see you double wide freaks kept the faith in my absence. I will answer all my PMs after I impress the hell out of some lucky lady. 'Now that's what I call volume training.'
Where did you go, son?
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Lots of drug addicted freaks here.
Don't turn me on like that. It would be a shame to shake one out solo at this point.
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Where did you go, son?
News of my triumphant return to the US evidently didn't reach the right people. No red carpet, no brass band, just my wrinkly old 70 yo Pop at the airport. That old bastard put me to the test cycling up & down mountains in Maine, 4 at a stretch hours sometimes.
Old coot will live forever. So much for my inheritance. Guess I'd better start making a living.
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News of my triumphant return to the US evidently didn't reach the right people. No red carpet, no brass band, just my wrinkly old 70 yo Pop at the airport. That old bastard put me to the test cycling up & down mountains in Maine, 4 at a stretch hours sometimes.
Old coot will live forever. So much for my inheritance. Guess I'd better start making a living.
Don't think like that........ >:(
Maine........many lighthouses in maine?
Sounds good but 4hrs hiking is dangerously catabolic. I hope you packed some RTD's in your bag and educated your dad on the importance of always being in an anabolic state. 8)
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Don't think like that........ >:(
Maine........many lighthouses in maine?
Sounds good but 4hrs hiking is dangerously catabolic. I hope you packed some RTD's in your bag and educated your dad on the importance of always being in an anabolic state. 8)
I wasw fucking starving after the 1st ride. Brought along some bread, but laid aside the protein concerns for the holiday. Actually considering doing a low protein diet/detox now that I'm back.
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Well! That's the call I was a-waitin' for. I'm off. Catch you manana, esse.
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Lots of drug addicted freaks here.
Say it isn't so!
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Lots of drug addicted freaks here.
Mind Control is the Key to Happiness.
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Will there be any in flight movies playing porno??
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Will there be any in flight movies playing porno??
That's one decisive reason i got the iPhone.
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That's one decisive reason i got the iPhone.
Amen, long hours at work my iphone has become one of my best investments.
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Jacking off........
Next question.
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take ecstacy..... then figure out what you want to do when the day comes to take that plane ride..
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Bring protein powder and a bucket full of valium. Sleep and meditate about your peaks growing higher than the altitude of the airplane. Use some ugly kid for curls if you get restless. It´s all about visualisation man.
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U either don’t sleep the nite b4 … or u take Lorazepam … which is better than diazepam ... good luck with that
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What about:
1: Having a hobby/obsession and spending a major part of those 36 hours getting better at it while having fun?
2: Doing real work if you're into business?
In 36H you can get a lot of stuff done.
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are u in firstclass? if yes firstclass is confortable enough fro you to work/focus on something for hours, but if you are in the economic class you can hardly do anything. You re just stuck in small uncomfortable seats and have to deal with the annoyance of other stupid and nasty people for hours.
Very hard to do anything in these circumstances but to pray: the plane wont crash, it will land asap.
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are u in firstclass? if yes firstclass is confortable enough fro you to work/focus on something for hours, but if you are in the economic class you can hardly do anything. You re just stuck in small uncomfortable seats and have to deal with the annoyance of other stupid and nasty people for hours.
Very hard to do anything in these circumstances but to pray: the plane wont crash, it will land asap.
People with an ok - good ability to focus won't be bothered by "annoyance" of other people.
And unless one is a fatass, an pen + paper or a small labtop or whatnot can be used even in economy.
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i haven't flown since i was 11 years old (curse of being trailer trash).
Are you allowed to bring laptops? Do they have internet access?
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People with an ok - good ability to focus won't be bothered by "annoyance" of other people.
And unless one is a fatass, an pen + paper or a small labtop or whatnot can be used even in economy.
man you ve got to be the dalai lama nowadays not to be bothered by stupid people for 36 h straight while being trapped in a seat and (really, not prentending to) working on something at the same time.
Usually i book two places for i and my girl with noone else by our sides months before (near the doors). That way i reduce 50 % of the annoyance.
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man you ve got to be the dalai lama nowadays not to be bothered by stupid people for 36 h straight while being trapped in a seat.
Not at all.
If sound is your prime source of annoyance, there = always this option:
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and in airports?
I want to use this opportunity to build some quality mass and chisel in those abs.
i have done this many times
1 perc
3 shots of scotch
big meal
nite nite.....
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36 hours of cell phone tetris!
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and in airports?
I want to use this opportunity to build some quality mass and chisel in those abs.
Get loaded and pick up some honey's
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take ecstacy..... then figure out what you want to do when the day comes to take that plane ride..
naw scratch that, just take ecstacy while befor eboarding the plane. :P
on the subject...the X market is all dried up on the west coast., theres none around really, you have to go into big city to find any and most of its garbage. as compared to a few years ago, where there were 50 dealers in every small town with legit MDMA tabs going for 8-12 bucks per..
fuckin sucks
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i haven't flown since i was 11 years old (curse of being trailer trash).
Are you allowed to bring laptops? Do they have internet access?
Lot of blackberries in use up there. They make an announcement to turn off phones, comps, berries, etc, during takeoff and landing tho. I was forced to tap the old kraut woman next to me during a takeoff because she was on her phone, but she fell into line after I slammed her head between the tray table and seat back a few times.
Not as much fun as Getbig but I went old school.
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