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Title: colon cleanse
Post by: Big_Tymer on July 30, 2009, 05:01:56 PM: well i took the pill and am now 10lbs lighter and my waist is 1.5in smaller, very nice.

highly recommended to ifbb pros due to their bloated waists. also you know the pros have alot of shit packed up in their system from taking all the schmoe cocks in the ass.
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: makaveli25 on July 30, 2009, 10:55:25 PM: I do it twice a year they say people can carry up to 20 pounds of shit stuck in you. That makes me sick just thinking abou ti
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: kiwiol on July 30, 2009, 11:53:45 PM: Quote from: makaveli25 on July 30, 2009, 10:55:25 PM
they say people can carry up to 20 pounds of shit stuck in you.

They're just full of shit.
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: makaveli25 on July 30, 2009, 11:55:31 PM: I saw they late night commericial with the dude with craters all over his face talk about how he took a huge shit after taking the colon cleans and there was a bunch of worms in the toilet bowl. Id problalby pass out fall backwards and break me head open on the bathtub
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: Stubborn on July 30, 2009, 11:56:19 PM: Quote from: Big_Tymer on July 30, 2009, 05:01:56 PM
taking all the schmoe cocks in the ass.

Are you saying that this is the wrong way to colon cleanse? ???
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: Figo on July 31, 2009, 12:34:30 AM: Quote from: Big_Tymer on July 30, 2009, 05:01:56 PM
well i took the pill and am now 10lbs lighter and my waist is 1.5in smaller, very nice.

highly recommended to ifbb pros due to their bloated waists. also you know the pros have alot of shit packed up in their system from taking all the schmoe cocks in the ass.

what pill is this?
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: Reign Down on July 31, 2009, 12:38:15 AM: A fist in the ass can produce the same results for free and i'm not even joking.

ta ta
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: Meso_z on July 31, 2009, 01:00:03 AM: Quote from: kiwiol on July 30, 2009, 11:53:45 PM
They're just full of shit.

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Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: Mars on July 31, 2009, 02:12:21 AM
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: nycbull on July 31, 2009, 07:59:43 AM: this is a myth...if there was shit stuck up there it would show in an MRI
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: tendonitis on July 31, 2009, 08:00:52 AM: so you take a pill and it cleans your colon? doesn't taco bell do that?
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: jon cole on July 31, 2009, 08:03:10 AM: i'm fisted by a dominatrice once a month she never detected something wrong with my colon.
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: The True Adonis on July 31, 2009, 08:04:55 AM: Quote from: Big_Tymer on July 30, 2009, 05:01:56 PM
well i took the pill and am now 10lbs lighter and my waist is 1.5in smaller, very nice.

highly recommended to ifbb pros due to their bloated waists. also you know the pros have alot of shit packed up in their system from taking all the schmoe cocks in the ass.

But you failed to address and combat the obesity problem so I don`t quite fathom how you can claim this a victory in any fashion whatsoever.
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: wavelength on July 31, 2009, 08:06:35 AM: the body cleanses itself
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: lvtolft on July 31, 2009, 08:09:11 AM: Quote from: wavelength on July 31, 2009, 08:06:35 AM
the body cleanses itself
Exactly, it is all just propaganda to get you to buy their product. If you are trying to lower your waist size, quit eating so much food!
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: emn1964 on July 31, 2009, 08:13:47 AM: one of the most unhealthy fads i've seen...people will believe anything
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 31, 2009, 08:40:57 AM: all bullshit. Your body naturally colon cleanses itself. It's called taking a shit. They always say that John Wayne died with 20 pounds of shit in him. Well if he took a shit before he died he wouldn't have.
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: The Showstoppa on July 31, 2009, 08:53:44 AM: Quote from: kiwiol on July 30, 2009, 11:53:45 PM
They're just full of shit.

;D
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: timfogarty on July 31, 2009, 10:01:27 AM: food and liquid is absorbed through the intestines. if they were covered with 'spackle' as the ad states, you'd die of malnutrition.
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: Team Diver on July 31, 2009, 11:28:46 AM: Quote from: makaveli25 on July 30, 2009, 10:55:25 PM
I do it twice a year they say people can carry up to 20 pounds of shit stuck in you. That makes me sick just thinking abou ti

You mean even hot women have this?! :o
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: noworries on July 31, 2009, 11:49:32 AM: Quote from: wavelength on July 31, 2009, 08:06:35 AM
the body cleanses itself

Then how do you explain this then
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: Team Diver on July 31, 2009, 11:54:47 AM: Quote from: noworries on July 31, 2009, 11:49:32 AM
Then how do you explain this then

that's a badass look right there!

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=291979.0;attach=332163;image)
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: LurkyLurker on July 31, 2009, 12:03:23 PM: Quote from: mon_of_steele on July 31, 2009, 08:40:57 AM
all bullshit. Your body naturally colon cleanses itself. It's called taking a shit. They always say that John Wayne died with 20 pounds of shit in him. Well if he took a shit before he died he wouldn't have.

Yes. Dr. Mehmet Oz has debunked this fallacy, saying every time you take a dump you're pushing older waste through like a conveyor belt. He says "no" to the colon cleansers.
Title: Re: colon cleanse
Post by: wavelength on July 31, 2009, 12:52:30 PM: Quote from: noworries on July 31, 2009, 11:49:32 AM
Then how do you explain this then

;D