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Title: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Method101 on August 01, 2009, 03:26:01 AM
http://mdtv.musculardevelopment.com/content/view/2229/225/

benching 495, eating enough protein for a family of 10. Living the dream  8)

Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: webcake on August 01, 2009, 03:29:14 AM
Poor kidneys......
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: divcom on August 01, 2009, 03:34:27 AM
hahaha...all of this and kev didnt even bother for 3/4 of the yr.  makes one think this is the all BS about eating 10K grams of protein whiche i m surprise he didnt say. why stop at 1000?
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Method101 on August 01, 2009, 03:35:37 AM
hahaha...all of this and kev didnt even bother for 3/4 of the yr.  makes one think this is the all BS about eating 10K grams of protein whiche i m surprise he didnt say. why stop at 1000?
maybe that's why Kai's gut his huge right now, it's got a few pounds of meat digesting in there lmao.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: local hero on August 01, 2009, 03:41:52 AM
he sucks whole eggs thru his nostrells so the protien gets to the brain quiker.........
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: affeman on August 01, 2009, 03:42:40 AM
Poor kidneys......

LOL

I think the 500-1000 g of Protein/day are among the least worries for his health.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: kyomu on August 01, 2009, 04:06:32 AM
No wonder, thinking about maintaining that huge mass.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: affeman on August 01, 2009, 04:07:46 AM
Dude looks thick like a fuckin Rhino.

Also mighty strong fucker at the bench.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Mars on August 01, 2009, 04:28:21 AM
jack london.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: claymore on August 01, 2009, 04:41:30 AM
I wonder if they skull f@#k each other ??
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Method101 on August 01, 2009, 04:49:30 AM
No wonder, thinking about maintaining that huge mass.
he almost eats as much as you man.
 ;D j.k
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Meso_z on August 01, 2009, 05:02:58 AM
hes fucking strong..
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 01, 2009, 05:20:47 AM
hes fucking strong..
He must shit about 10 times a day too ;) ;)
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: divcom on August 01, 2009, 05:23:18 AM
Dude looks thick like a fuckin Rhino.

jack london.

hahaha.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: DK II on August 01, 2009, 05:32:24 AM
He must shit about 10 times a day too ;) ;)

As long as he's not trying to make a dollar out of it, i don't care.  :-X :-X

Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 05:55:32 AM
serious question, is kai a homo?
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: DK II on August 01, 2009, 05:57:17 AM
serious question, is kai a homo?

only if the price is right. But that's no problem according to chick.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 01, 2009, 05:58:30 AM
only if the price is right. But that's no problem according to chick.
Yes according to Chick you are only gay if you think you are :D
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: affeman on August 01, 2009, 06:01:38 AM
serious question, is kai a homo?

Yes, he's engaged to a female Bodybuilder.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 01, 2009, 06:02:10 AM
As long as he's not trying to make a dollar out of it, i don't care.  :-X :-X


Well Vince Goodrum maybe be buying it for re-sale so there could be a profit involved  ;D
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: jon cole on August 01, 2009, 06:05:40 AM
fuck ! he looks like a rhino ! :o

unfortunately he's still the grapefruit fucker, a sort of urban legend...
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: webcake on August 01, 2009, 06:07:48 AM
fuck ! he looks like a rhino ! :o

Do you have any idea what a rhino actually looks like?
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Meso_z on August 01, 2009, 06:08:38 AM
serious question, is kai a homo?

you and your "e-buddy" falcon are homos.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: DK II on August 01, 2009, 06:08:51 AM
Yes according to Chick you are only gay if you think you are :D

AND if you type the word GAY in a post.  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 01, 2009, 06:09:12 AM
fuck ! he looks like a rhino ! :o

unfortunately he's still the grapefruit fucker, a sort of urban legend...
Yes hybrid grapefruits will be on the market soon that kai has used ;D
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Method101 on August 01, 2009, 06:09:18 AM
Quote from: Kai Greene
Gotta git dem Gorilla muscles
:D
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: webcake on August 01, 2009, 06:09:45 AM
It's only gay if dicks touch.....
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: DK II on August 01, 2009, 06:10:21 AM
you and your "e-buddy" falcon are homos.

Bast*(insert number) IS Johnny Falcon.

Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: affeman on August 01, 2009, 06:13:55 AM
fuck ! he looks like a rhino ! :o

unfortunately he's still the grapefruit fucker, a sort of urban legend...

Leaving that grapefruit BS aside once and for all, I honestly believe that there's hardly anyone left who could beat Kai bodywise.

He has already surpassed a Dexter or Jay Cutler, both Mr. Os, imo.

Phil (maybe Wolf) better bring their absolute Top-shape, otherwise 09 Mr. O is called Kai Greene.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Method101 on August 01, 2009, 06:16:42 AM
Anyone notice he Never takes off his hat/hoodie lol he must sweat like fuck.   :-X
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: wavelength on August 01, 2009, 06:17:55 AM
It's only gay if dicks touch.....

Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 01, 2009, 06:18:08 AM
Leaving that grapefruit BS aside once and for all, I honestly believe that there's hardly anyone left who could beat Kai bodywise.

He has already surpassed a Dexter or Jay Cutler, both Mr. Os, imo.

Phil (maybe Wolf) better bring their absolute Top-shape, otherwise 09 Mr. O is called Kai Greene.
X2- he is more focused and dedicated than the others as well
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: affeman on August 01, 2009, 06:20:55 AM
X2- he is more focused and dedicated than the others as well

After about 5 years of analysing men in thongs now it's really hard to impress me these days. But at the end of the video when he takes his shirt off and hits a few shots was the first time in a long time I really thought: "Holy shit, look at this freak!" :o

Most other Pros look like normal people to me nowadays. lol
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: kyomu on August 01, 2009, 06:21:38 AM
he almost eats as much as you man.
 ;D j.k
Strictly saying, I tryed but ended up with 800g around.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Mars on August 01, 2009, 06:41:25 AM
maybe he believes in dying
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: affeman on August 01, 2009, 06:44:36 AM
maybe he believes in dying

You don't? Then better be prepared.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Mars on August 01, 2009, 06:48:32 AM
You don't? Then better be prepared.

you must be really proud of yourself eh?
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: affeman on August 01, 2009, 06:50:55 AM
you must be really proud of yourself eh?

Well, I am, to an extent.

But what's that having to do with the topic?
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Mars on August 01, 2009, 06:51:42 AM
you lack discipline
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: affeman on August 01, 2009, 06:55:49 AM
you lack discipline

R u crazy? I'm one of the most diciplined people on this planet (not only training-wise; life-wise!)!

But your statement "Maybe he believes in dying" is just stupid, as we all gonna die. Also you'll die, no matter if you "believe" in dying or not lol.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Mars on August 01, 2009, 06:58:57 AM
stop it!!
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: suckmymuscle on August 01, 2009, 07:15:22 AM
Yes, he's engaged to a female Bodybuilder.

  So he truly is a fag. ;D

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Hedgehog on August 01, 2009, 07:26:13 AM
http://mdtv.musculardevelopment.com/content/view/2229/225/

benching 495, eating enough protein for a family of 10. Living the dream  8)




Straight from the tap.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Method101 on August 01, 2009, 07:52:31 AM
(http://a.imagehost.org/0863/Dibujo3.jpg)(http://gabrielkellgren.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/male_silverback_gorilla.jpg)
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: suckmymuscle on August 01, 2009, 07:56:35 AM
(http://a.imagehost.org/0863/Dibujo3.jpg)(http://gabrielkellgren.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/male_silverback_gorilla.jpg)

  The gorilla can use the weight Kai uses for both legs with a single arm.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Van_Bilderass on August 01, 2009, 08:02:45 AM
I'd be surprised if Kai actually counted the grams of protein he eats every day. probably more like X ounces of fish for each meal etc.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: spinnis on August 01, 2009, 08:03:41 AM
fucking HELL he is HUGE.

(http://i26.tinypic.com/ek3msi.jpg)
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: emn1964 on August 01, 2009, 08:04:29 AM
  The gorilla can use the weight Kai uses for both legs with a single arm.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

and the gorilla is a vegetarian...hmmmmm. . .
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: spinnis on August 01, 2009, 08:07:46 AM
(http://i28.tinypic.com/15ebll2.jpg)
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: MAXX on August 01, 2009, 08:08:39 AM
big bench. didn't know he was that strong.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: suckmymuscle on August 01, 2009, 08:17:51 AM
and the gorilla is a vegetarian...hmmmmm. . .

  Yeah, but the gorilla eats 40 lbs of leves a day and has an innate capacity for protein synthesis that Humans lack.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: affeman on August 01, 2009, 08:21:52 AM
(http://i28.tinypic.com/15ebll2.jpg)

F*ing insane! :o

No way a Cutler can place ahead of this guy!
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: affy on August 01, 2009, 08:22:52 AM
damn that strip set with 495 was crazy impressive

I still think heath has an edge over him though
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: emn1964 on August 01, 2009, 08:23:22 AM
  Yeah, but the gorilla eats 40 lbs of leves a day and has an innate capacity for protein synthesis that Humans lack.

its just a chemical reaction...why can't we duplicate that in humans?
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: spinnis on August 01, 2009, 08:36:54 AM
its just a chemical reaction...why can't we duplicate that in humans?

very good question
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: divcom on August 01, 2009, 08:45:01 AM
only if the price is right. But that's no problem according to chick.

hahaha...chick should know.  a insider said he had a suga daddy back in the day.  not gay...but paid his bills.  hahaha.    kai likes girls, is a bit odd because he can get away with it in the jacked up industry called bbing. 

(http://kailgreene.com/photogallery/photo00010915/IMG_0090.jpg)

if he wasnt stripping for fa#s in the industry...he'd do it for women.  notice beefy and others cant confirm his orientation.  he likes girls. 
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: kiwiol on August 01, 2009, 08:45:22 AM
Christ, he can't even start or finish a damn sentence.

Makes Kevin Levrone's, "100 lb dumbell curls....in your face......don't try this at home.......100.......... lb....." dialogue sound like a lesson on oration.

Phil Heath on the other hand seems to be fairly intelligent and well spoken, without the meathead persona and with just as freaky a physique.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: emn1964 on August 01, 2009, 08:48:24 AM
Christ, he can't even start or finish a damn sentence.

Makes Kevin Levrone's, "100 lb dumbell curls....in your face......don't try this at home.......100.......... lb....." dialogue sound like a lesson on oration.

Phil Heath on the other hand seems to be fairly intelligent and well spoken, without the meathead persona and just as freaky a physique.

are you saying that he's developmentally disabled and that some rich benefactor has created his very own perfect choclate boy toy?
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Wiggs on August 01, 2009, 10:09:31 AM
Christ, he can't even start or finish a damn sentence.

Makes Kevin Levrone's, "100 lb dumbell curls....in your face......don't try this at home.......100.......... lb....." dialogue sound like a lesson on oration.

Phil Heath on the other hand seems to be fairly intelligent and well spoken, without the meathead persona and with just as freaky a physique.

Shut your bitch ass mouth c unt! >:(
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: kiwiol on August 01, 2009, 10:28:55 AM
Shut your bitch ass mouth c unt! >:(

Exactly, Wiggs. That's what I felt like saying when I heard him "talk".

Had to turn the audio off after the first minute. Whew!
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: spinnis on August 01, 2009, 10:57:26 AM
Exactly, Wiggs. That's what I felt like saying when I heard him "talk".

Had to turn the audio off after the first minute. Whew!

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Boost on August 01, 2009, 11:05:11 AM
All Theatre/fake plates/muscle suit
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Pecs on August 01, 2009, 11:11:07 AM
you know........blah blah blah...you know........blah blah blah ..you know.....
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Boost on August 01, 2009, 11:15:29 AM
Kick
Ass
Incorporated



Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Method101 on August 01, 2009, 12:52:52 PM
Kick
Ass
Incorporated




:D :D :D
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Red Hook on August 01, 2009, 02:51:06 PM
Given the past history of the O, if Dexter makes some modest improvements over last year then I find it hard for the judges to dethrone him.

they will give him his second Mr. O as a gift, after that it is open season.  Then it will be time for Heath, Kai and Wolf to fight it out. By then Jay and Dexter will go back to competing in the Arnold in a last dash effort to earn money.



Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: BIG DUB on August 01, 2009, 03:00:36 PM
big bench. didn't know he was that strong.

More reps than Levrone in the BFTO.. :o
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: flexingtonsteele on August 01, 2009, 03:48:11 PM
Christ, he can't even start or finish a damn sentence.

Makes Kevin Levrone's, "100 lb dumbell curls....in your face......don't try this at home.......100.......... lb....." dialogue sound like a lesson on oration.

Phil Heath on the other hand seems to be fairly intelligent and well spoken, without the meathead persona and with just as freaky a physique.

of that 1000g  of protein he eats per day, how many of it come straight from the tap???
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 01, 2009, 03:49:52 PM
thank God for Muscle Meds
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: suckmymuscle on August 01, 2009, 04:32:21 PM
its just a chemical reaction...why can't we duplicate that in humans?

  Because protein synthesis is determined by genes, and gorillas and Humans are genetically disimilar.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: getbig105 on August 01, 2009, 04:53:35 PM
his gut looks very eligible to be affiliated to Ronnibellimania league.  :-X
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: MAXX on August 01, 2009, 05:00:21 PM
More reps than Levrone in the BFTO.. :o
his trainer was touching the bar from start though
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: IceCold on August 01, 2009, 08:31:52 PM
F*ing insane! :o

No way a Cutler can place ahead of this guy!


cutler is done.

he'll be lucky to get top 5.

phil, dexter, kai, and wolfe.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: WillGrant on August 01, 2009, 08:33:50 PM
He eats alot of cock to
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: bigdumbbell on August 02, 2009, 05:04:19 AM
He eats alot of cock to
hun, you post a lot of homosexual related comments. is there something u want to share with us?   ;)
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: WillGrant on August 02, 2009, 05:14:19 AM
hun, you post a lot of homosexual related comments. is there something u want to share with us?   ;)
Yes I like laughing and making fun of the weak and ill..Homo = both of those .  :D
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: bigdumbbell on August 02, 2009, 05:17:31 AM
Yes I like laughing and making fun of the weak and ill..Homo = both of those .  :D
why, were you picked on because you could never win in life?
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: WillGrant on August 02, 2009, 05:27:42 AM
why, were you picked on because you could never win in life?
Already won if you are responding  ;)

Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: bigdumbbell on August 02, 2009, 05:33:37 AM
Already won if you are responding  ;)


what doz that mean?
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: WillGrant on August 02, 2009, 05:43:28 AM
what doz that mean?
Pinkdumbbell,have you been sending any more cute PMs to the Falcon whilst attacking him out here on the main board..you should be ashamed of should self..  :'(
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: adipo8 on August 02, 2009, 06:33:35 AM
Question is what type of Olympian would a 308 pound off season mr. Olympia make @ 5'8 ?

Not a good one - These Olympia need to clean it up and come in with more pleasing physiques

Just cause you can ingest 500g-1000g- does not mean you should. This is crazy - we all got into BB to look better

This is not the case anymore - when it is for only one day and then looking like a Rhino for the other 364 days - 

Clean up Fella - Bring the waist down and stop promoting - Poor fitness advice -

Just my peace !
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Van_Bilderass on August 02, 2009, 06:36:23 AM
Question is what type of Olympian would a 308 pound off season mr. Olympia make @ 5'8 ?

Not a good one - These Olympia need to clean it up and come in with more pleasing physiques

Just cause you can ingest 500g-1000g- does not mean you should. This is crazy - we all got into BB to look better

This is not the case anymore - when it is for only one day and then looking like a Rhino for the other 364 days - 

Clean up Fella - Bring the waist down and stop promoting - Poor fitness advice -

Just my peace !

Kai didn't set the criteria. He is only doing what he feels he needs to do to perhaps win the O.
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: adipo8 on August 02, 2009, 06:44:19 AM
Good Point - and further proves mine!

The Standard for the Olympia needs to be Set and Cleaned up. Kai is a contender with out Blowing out his Body. Phil Heath is a contender without getting bigger ( which is a bad idea) and People like Jay and Dennis James - Veterans are stream lining their Bodies. So if your body is Streamlined why distort it... again just my take !

Focus : Presentation in and out of the Magazines and silly videos!
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Blockhead on August 02, 2009, 10:54:21 AM


 Why is Kai always wearing RED in all his shoots/videos etc.. ?

 Let's see. Negroe. NYC. Red clothing...

 He's an obvious member of the Bloods street gang.



 - Block!
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 02, 2009, 10:56:19 AM
notice how when he hit the back shots at the end he turned his hat around to display the Muscle Meds logo
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Blockhead on August 02, 2009, 11:05:01 AM
notice how when he hit the back shots at the end he turned his hat around to display the Muscle Meds logo
I know. As if because MHP is going to be more successful because people see him wearing a MuscleMeds hat. The supplement industry is such a friggin joke.



 - Block!
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: bigdumbbell on August 02, 2009, 11:05:35 AM
Pinkdumbbell,have you been sending any more cute PMs to the Falcon whilst attacking him out here on the main board..you should be ashamed of should self..  :'(
WHO? 
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 02, 2009, 11:20:16 AM
I know. As if because MHP is going to be more successful because people see him wearing a MuscleMeds hat. The supplement industry is such a friggin joke.



 - Block!

haha as if the logo on the bottom of the screen wasn't enough

thank God for Muscle Meds!
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Method101 on August 02, 2009, 11:39:29 AM
Muscle Meds = Crock of shit.  ::) ::) ::)

(http://www.musclemedsrx.com/images/Kai_before_and%20_after.jpg)
Quote
"Winning the Arnold is a
dream come true. With the help of my new personal stack of ARIMATEST, HEXAGHEN
and eNOXIDE that dream became a reality. Thank you, MuscleMeds!"
Title: Re: Kai Greene eats 500-1000g of protein per day
Post by: Super Natural on August 03, 2009, 08:38:04 AM
A man is walking along Venice beach one day and decides to stop by Golds Gym and have a Workout. He walks into a gym, and sees Kai, crying into his post workout shake. Curious, the man sits down and says, “Hey kai, why the long face?”

Kai looks at him and points out the shelf behind the juice bar, “See that Mr Olympia trophy up there? I won with my own two hands, rep by rep, eating 1000 grams of protein a day, but do they call me Kai, Mr Olympia? No, no."

Kai continued, “See that best poser trophy up there? I’ve been practicing my posing for 35 years! but do they call me Kai the posing Champion? No, no. ”

Kai starts to cry again, “But you fuck one grapefruit…”