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Title: Detox methods?
Post by: Meso_z on August 05, 2009, 01:12:03 PM
ever heard of some guys doing some cleansing methods for like 1 week drinking only water and stuff?
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: claymore on August 05, 2009, 04:21:13 PM
ever heard of some guys doing some cleansing methods for like 1 week drinking only water and stuff?

I've heard of drinking water, but what is "and stuff" ??
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Spike on August 05, 2009, 04:25:46 PM
detox what - like a chick detox so she can take dumps better or you got a drug test??
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 05, 2009, 04:37:58 PM
here's what I recomend my clients

3 days apples only ( peeled no seeds )

50 ml shot of olive oil at the end of the 3rd day


4th day fast ( nothing except distilled water )

after the 24 hour fast.... colonics
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: uberman09 on August 05, 2009, 05:07:43 PM
here's what I recomend my clients

3 days apples only ( peeled no seeds )

50 ml shot of olive oil at the end of the 3rd day


4th day fast ( nothing except distilled water )

after the 24 hour fast.... colonics

hahah you re quite the "nutritional expert" arent ya?  ::)
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: webcake on August 05, 2009, 05:11:52 PM
No need to detox.....
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: NotMrAverage on August 05, 2009, 05:25:04 PM
One great way to detox is leaving the rec drugs alone for a week or so. Then leave them alone. Should detox you good.
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: 240 is Back on August 05, 2009, 05:32:11 PM
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Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 06, 2009, 01:15:38 AM
hahah you re quite the "nutritional expert" arent ya?  ::)
I am

what's your story ?
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: DK II on August 06, 2009, 01:17:43 AM
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Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: LatsMcGee on August 06, 2009, 02:51:45 AM
Juice fasts are pretty good,  I always feel great afterwards.
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: DK II on August 06, 2009, 02:53:37 AM
Juice fasts are pretty good,  I always feel great afterwards.

Juice fast, Sebastian loves these too, 100mg Dianabol and 500ml broth ed.
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 06, 2009, 03:17:36 AM
Juice fast, Sebastian loves these too, 100mg Dianabol and 500ml broth ed.
give it up donkey

stop being bitter

God set you up with a kyomu with a vagina so you're all angry and shit  :D
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: DK II on August 06, 2009, 03:18:24 AM
give it up donkey

stop being bitter

God set you up with a kyomu with a vagina so you're all angry and shit  :D

bitter? You really have no humor.

You should watch Borat from time to time.
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: dr.chimps on August 06, 2009, 03:19:55 AM
No need to detox.....
THIS.           How many times does it need to be repeated!?   ???
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: DK II on August 06, 2009, 03:21:21 AM
THIS.           How many times does it need to be repeated!?   ???

If you're not eating a peanut-butter-banana-sandwich straight our of the fry pan and 20 Cheeseburgers a day you don't need it, you're 100% spot on.
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: dr.chimps on August 06, 2009, 03:38:00 AM
If you're not eating a peanut-butter-banana-sandwich straight our of the fry pan and 20 Cheeseburgers a day you don't need it, you're 100% spot on.
HA! If your diet is Elvis-like, maybe any kind of detox should not be your first concern.  ;)
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: chris-a on August 06, 2009, 04:11:06 AM
here's what I recomend my clients

3 days apples only ( peeled no seeds )

50 ml shot of olive oil at the end of the 3rd day


4th day fast ( nothing except distilled water )

after the 24 hour fast.... colonics

good stuff.
all i'd change is reverse osmosis h2o instead of distilled and include the peel and seeds of the apples.
and possibly add some  himalayan rock salt in each day...
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: dr.chimps on August 06, 2009, 05:03:36 AM
good stuff.
all i'd change is reverse osmosis h2o instead of distilled and include the peel and seeds of the apples.
and possibly add some  himalayan rock salt in each day...
Has to be of the old-fold mountain range to be beneficial, not the new. That is key!
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 06, 2009, 10:00:08 AM
good stuff.
all i'd change is reverse osmosis h2o instead of distilled and include the peel and seeds of the apples.
and possibly add some  himalayan rock salt in each day...
if ironic...go fuck yourself

if serious : you need distilled water ONLY in glass jars cleansed with distilled water

no need for the salt ( maybe take baths with dead sea salt each night )
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Mars on August 06, 2009, 11:25:09 AM
i sometimes shove a cumcumber inside my rectum to clean things up.
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Petrucci on August 06, 2009, 11:26:33 AM
i sometimes shove a cumcumber inside my rectum to clean things up.

 :o
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: emn1964 on August 06, 2009, 11:30:45 AM
Just take a shit.  That's all the body needs to detox.  There's no magic in it.  Just shit...
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: bigdumbbell on August 06, 2009, 11:33:34 AM
colonic twice a year
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Meso_z on August 06, 2009, 12:25:03 PM
i sometimes shove a cumcumber inside my rectum to clean things up.

nasty
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: chris-a on August 13, 2009, 02:21:16 AM
if ironic...go fuck yourself

if serious : you need distilled water ONLY in glass jars cleansed with distilled water

no need for the salt ( maybe take baths with dead sea salt each night )

not being ironic sev. distilled water is utterly dead. the body hasn't evolved with the abiliity to recognise the stuff. the only thing it's good for is car batteries.
also, olive oil is fabulous, tho slightly acidic, hemp oil is my choice.
and why do you say no need for the salt? essential stuff bro! even more so whilst on a regime such as this...
peace
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 13, 2009, 03:45:37 AM
not being ironic sev. distilled water is utterly dead. the body hasn't evolved with the abiliity to recognise the stuff. the only thing it's good for is car batteries.
also, olive oil is fabulous, tho slightly acidic, hemp oil is my choice.
and why do you say no need for the salt? essential stuff bro! even more so whilst on a regime such as this...
peace
nope my friend

where you got the info from duped you

here's the real deal

distlled water has a neuthral ph and the molecule will attract anything hence the flushing

water's primary role is to act as a flusher : distilled ONLY.

olive oil is alkaline ...again I have no clue where u come up with that stuff

and another piece of history you got wrong : THE BODY WAS GENETICALLY ENGINEERED TO USE DISTILLED WATER

distilled is the only water for the HUMAN body
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: chris-a on August 13, 2009, 05:36:21 AM
 :D sounds like we have some different opinions. that's all good!
not sure why you think the human body is genetically designed for distilled water tho? what makes you think this?
how long has humankind been aware of the distilling process?!

do you perform this kind of process on yourself often?
c
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on August 13, 2009, 06:04:58 PM
:D sounds like we have some different opinions. that's all good!
not sure why you think the human body is genetically designed for distilled water tho? what makes you think this?
how long has humankind been aware of the distilling process?!

do you perform this kind of process on yourself often?
c

I know how humans were created and what the human body needs

humankind hasn't been aware as it is and has been mind controlled
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: 2Thick on August 13, 2009, 08:22:37 PM
i sometimes shove a cumcumber inside my rectum to clean things up.

Yesterday I ate a half dozen apples and shit fruit salad for an hour.
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Marty Champions on August 13, 2009, 08:27:35 PM
ever heard of some guys doing some cleansing methods for like 1 week drinking only water and stuff?

and this this same guy who crashes down on me hard every insightful post i make?
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Genius on August 13, 2009, 08:46:16 PM
Distilled water drains your body through osmosis.

It will drain electrolytes like sodium and potassium and other nutrients essential for the body.

You will get dehydrated.

Worst-case scenario - it can be lethal.
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Marty Champions on August 13, 2009, 08:52:00 PM
Distilled water drains your body through osmosis.

It will drain electrolytes like sodium and potassium and other nutrients essential for the body.

You will get dehydrated.

Worst-case scenario - it can be lethal.

Should Meso-z try the lethal route?
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Genius on August 13, 2009, 08:53:51 PM
I wouldn't recommend it!   

But why don't take chance and see what happens?  ;D
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Marty Champions on August 13, 2009, 08:55:47 PM
I wouldn't recommend it!   

But why don't take chance and see what happens?  ;D

meso z is son of kamkazi japenise plane flyers
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: WillGrant on August 13, 2009, 09:47:38 PM
i sometimes shove a cumcumber inside my rectum to clean things up.
Marmite and cucummber sammys = yummy
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: HTexan on August 14, 2009, 12:02:40 AM
Fiber,fruit and veggies and water for a month. or maybe you could fast?
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Luolamies on August 14, 2009, 03:18:44 AM
Just start going to the sauna REGULARLY, medium-high temperature and stay there for a good while, if it's hard at first step out to a cool shower every once and awhile... After your done with the insane sweating drink PLENTY of water for the rest of the day. Also adding some extra fiber is good if your lacking it.
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: wes on August 14, 2009, 03:24:37 AM
Yesterday I ate a half dozen apples and shit fruit salad for an hour.
LOL  :)
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: Meso_z on August 14, 2009, 03:41:37 AM
meso z is son of kamkazi japenise plane flyers

haha
Title: Re: Detox methods?
Post by: FREAKgeek on August 14, 2009, 01:35:09 PM
Juice raw vegetables. Google it.