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Title: I Need Coaching
Post by: disturbia on August 06, 2009, 02:58:47 PM
My posts always suck and hardly get any responses.  I think I need some instructions on posting.
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: tendonitis on August 06, 2009, 03:00:38 PM
admitting you have a problem is the first step.  good luck
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: Brutal_1 on August 06, 2009, 03:20:39 PM
My posts always suck and hardly get any responses.  I think I need some instructions on posting.

1. Hate life and be as negative as possible

2. Degrade women

3. Mock anyone who is bigger, richer, or smarter than you

4. Choose a team of posters and always agree with their views

5. And last and MOST important, you MUST think that bodybuilding is gay, created only for schmoes who love men in thongs, and that you're just posting on a "hardcore bodybuilding board" as a sick joke  ;)


Hope this helps  ;D
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: kiwiol on August 06, 2009, 03:22:36 PM
My posts always suck and hardly get any responses.  I think I need some instructions on posting.

Just last year you were the people's champ in Getbig III and had your own bunch of stalkers. What happened, Avesher?

Fame in Getbig is very fleeting :(
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: drkaje on August 06, 2009, 03:33:10 PM
Just don't join any teams because it's gay.
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: disturbia on August 06, 2009, 03:36:15 PM
Just last year you were the people's champ in Getbig III and had your own bunch of stalkers. What happened, Avesher?

Fame in Getbig is very fleeting :(

yes it passed me by quickly
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: kiwiol on August 06, 2009, 03:36:59 PM
Just don't join any teams because it's gay.

What about Team Nasser, Doc ???
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 06, 2009, 03:38:58 PM
What about Team Nasser, Doc ???
Team Nasser is possibly the gayest one ;)
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on August 06, 2009, 03:40:26 PM
Team Nasser is possibly the gayest one ;)

It's only gay if you think it's gay




and if you buy soiled posing trunks
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: drkaje on August 06, 2009, 03:40:48 PM
What about Team Nasser, Doc ???

Gayer than wearing pink chinks, black vest and a Hello Kitty fanny pack to Club Lorenzo.
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: Spike on August 06, 2009, 03:45:43 PM


5. And last and MOST important, you MUST think that bodybuilding is gay, created only for schmoes who love men in thongs, and that you're just posting on a "hardcore bodybuilding board" as a sick joke  ;)



thumbs up
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: kiwiol on August 06, 2009, 03:46:59 PM
Gayer than wearing pink chinks, black vest and a Hello Kitty fanny pack to Club Lorenzo.

 ;D
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 06, 2009, 03:47:28 PM
It's only gay if you think it's gay




and if you buy soiled posing trunks
Sounds like a Bob Chick quote ;)
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: 240 is Back on August 06, 2009, 04:19:47 PM
you win with wit.
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: drkaje on August 06, 2009, 04:35:14 PM
240,

Why didn't you suggest doing movies?

"Anything!?", "Anything." :)
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: Method101 on August 06, 2009, 04:36:13 PM
make a few enemies like okami/ironneck, then almost anything you post is 100% sure bet to get 10 pages of meltdowns.
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: dr.chimps on August 06, 2009, 05:59:12 PM
Just last year you were the people's champ in Getbig III and had your own bunch of stalkers. What happened, Avesher?

Fame in Getbig is very fleeting :(
The Roman Generals on their Roman triumphals had a slave hold a laurel wreath over their head and whisper 'all glory is fleeting' in their ear. Maybe Avesher has not yet crossed his Rubicon!?    ;)
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: Mr. Magoo on August 06, 2009, 06:03:28 PM
accidentally sign up for a screen name very similar to a gay guy on this site, you'll get responses immediately after posting
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: dr.chimps on August 06, 2009, 06:13:43 PM
accidentally sign up for a screen name very similar to a gay guy on this site, you'll get responses immediately after posting
I think it has little to do with Zach being gay. Dude is alright.

/still can't tell you guys apart
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: Mr. Magoo on August 06, 2009, 06:16:05 PM
I think it has little to do with Zach being gay. Dude is alright.

/still can't tell you guys apart

i'm the one that spends everyday online and posts a lot on the gayer than thread, he gets on about every 2 months and makes a couple of posts
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: johnnynoname on August 06, 2009, 06:28:54 PM
aveshar,

just be yourself and you will be a posting superstar
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: dr.chimps on August 06, 2009, 06:32:46 PM
i'm the one that spends everyday online and posts a lot on the gayer than thread, he gets on about every 2 months and makes a couple of posts
True. True. But he's been here for years and has left a significant footprint. If you're interested in such a similar legacy, maybe continual posting in such a 'gay' thread is/isn't the way to go.   :D
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: polychronopolous on August 06, 2009, 06:45:52 PM
You don't have what it takes.

You ain't god damn good enough.
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: johnnynoname on August 06, 2009, 06:48:49 PM
You don't have what it takes.

You ain't god damn good enough.

i've been watching "high pitch eric gets spanked" endlessly

best line is when howard goes "i think i'm a homosexual"
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: polychronopolous on August 06, 2009, 06:52:52 PM
i've been watching "high pitch eric gets spanked" endlessly

best line is when howard goes "i think i'm a homosexual"

I'll have to check it out...been away from my place for a few days and I am about 8 minutes into the Seth Rogan with the 2 porn star chicks.

Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: johnnynoname on August 06, 2009, 06:55:16 PM
I'll have to check it out...been away from my place for a few days and I am about 8 minutes into the Seth Rogan with the 2 porn star chicks.



george takei's laugh is infectious during it - that's a good thing
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: polychronopolous on August 06, 2009, 07:08:43 PM
george takei's laugh is infectious during it - that's a good thing

I wish that guy could be there all the time....I'd put his laugh right up there with Jackie's cackle!

I've been so conditioned by getbig.com that when I seen the "Miss Universe" title, I automatically expected to see a she-beast but then it turned to be this hot ass Venezuelan model.
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: johnnynoname on August 06, 2009, 07:20:40 PM
I wish that guy could be there all the time....I'd put his laugh right up there with Jackie's cackle!

I've been so conditioned by getbig.com that when I seen the "Miss Universe" title, I automatically expected to see a she-beast but then it turned to be this hot ass Venezuelan model.

ms. universe is such a piece of ass
i'm gonna sound like a homo for saying this but she had amazing eyes
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: polychronopolous on August 06, 2009, 07:21:39 PM
ms. universe is such a piece of ass
i'm gonna sound like a homo for saying this but she had amazing eyes

How about that blonde porn star...she do anything for you?
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: johnnynoname on August 06, 2009, 07:23:28 PM
How about that blonde porn star...she do anything for you?

just another whore with really fake ass tits....i would still bang her though :)
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: polychronopolous on August 06, 2009, 07:25:28 PM
just another whore with really fake ass tits....i would still bang her though :)

lol...I switched over to the Jackie fight....I love it when he gets pissed at Robin.
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: johnnynoname on August 06, 2009, 07:28:44 PM
lol...I switched over to the Jackie fight....I love it when he gets pissed at Robin.

YES YES! i does jackie do the "robin voice" in that one.  I don't recall cuz i haven't seen that one since it debuted last week

i do, however, recall jackie doing alot of cackling in the spanking high pitch eric section
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: webcake on August 06, 2009, 07:31:31 PM
Being more racist always helps.....
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: polychronopolous on August 06, 2009, 07:33:19 PM
YES YES! i does jackie do the "robin voice" in that one.  I don't recall cuz i haven't seen that one since it debuted last week

i do, however, recall jackie doing alot of cackling in the spanking high pitch eric section

Any thing with either of the high pitch's is gold.

I wish they would put more of Kenneth Keith Kallenbachs stuff up there, for some reason he always cracked me up.
Title: Re: I Need Coaching
Post by: johnnynoname on August 06, 2009, 07:51:40 PM


I wish they would put more of Kenneth Keith Kallenbachs stuff up there, for some reason he always cracked me up.


it's that hard philly accent that does it