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Title: Eating Old food! Sweetie i finished my burrito!
Post by: ToxicAvenger on August 07, 2009, 09:19:17 AM
Lauderdale hates it when i leave food on a plate in the room and then eat it in installments throughout the nite and even up to lunch next day!

i say its ok...besides..aged food tastes better  ;D (just add more hot sauce)

i started a cali tortia buritto last night...its noon and i just finished it!
Title: Re: Eating Old food! Sweetie i finished my burrito!
Post by: lauderdale on August 07, 2009, 09:40:18 AM
Yes because after 45 minutes bacteria grows on airborne food.  And then you complain that you can never go anywhere because your stomach is all messed up!!!
Title: Re: Eating Old food! Sweetie i finished my burrito!
Post by: Butterbean on August 07, 2009, 09:42:10 AM
 ;D

Carl: We hardly made a dent in that ten-foot hoagie.
Homer: I'll give it a good home.
   [flash to Homer in front of the TV, eating the sandwich.]
Marge: You've been eating that sandwich for over a week. I think the
       mayonnaise is starting to turn.
Homer: Two more feet, and I can fit it in the fridge.
   [flash to Marge walking up to Homer with a sandwich-looking
       thingamabob.]
Marge: Homer, I found this behind the radiator. I really think you
       should throw it away.
Homer: Suggestion noted.
   [when Marge leaves, Homer chows down]
-- Mmm, botulism,

Back to reality.

Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
Marge: Are you going to eat it?
Homer: [pause] Yes.
-- Honesty is the best policy

Marge: You look awful!
Homer: I don't care. I'm going to Duff Gardens!
   [his face quivers and he drops to the floor, crawling away]
-- A man with a mission, "Selma's Choice"

In the car. Homer shivers inside a blanket, his skin looks extremely
pale.

Homer: S-s-ssoo coolld...
Marge: Homey, your lips are turning blue. I think you'd better stay
       home.
Homer: No! Duff Gardens, hurraaahhh... [faints on the car horn]
-- That's what you get for eating months-old hoagies,

Title: Re: Eating Old food! Sweetie i finished my burrito!
Post by: ToxicAvenger on August 07, 2009, 10:05:24 AM
Yes because after 45 minutes bacteria grows on airborne food.  And then you complain that you can never go anywhere because your stomach is all messed up!!!

kills bacteria....
(http://mycoloncleansingblog.com/images/hot_sauce.jpg)
Title: Re: Eating Old food! Sweetie i finished my burrito!
Post by: tonymctones on August 07, 2009, 03:19:42 PM
;D

Carl: We hardly made a dent in that ten-foot hoagie.
Homer: I'll give it a good home.
   [flash to Homer in front of the TV, eating the sandwich.]
Marge: You've been eating that sandwich for over a week. I think the
       mayonnaise is starting to turn.
Homer: Two more feet, and I can fit it in the fridge.
   [flash to Marge walking up to Homer with a sandwich-looking
       thingamabob.]
Marge: Homer, I found this behind the radiator. I really think you
       should throw it away.
Homer: Suggestion noted.
   [when Marge leaves, Homer chows down]
-- Mmm, botulism,

Back to reality.

Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
Marge: Are you going to eat it?
Homer: [pause] Yes.
-- Honesty is the best policy

Marge: You look awful!
Homer: I don't care. I'm going to Duff Gardens!
   [his face quivers and he drops to the floor, crawling away]
-- A man with a mission, "Selma's Choice"

In the car. Homer shivers inside a blanket, his skin looks extremely
pale.

Homer: S-s-ssoo coolld...
Marge: Homey, your lips are turning blue. I think you'd better stay
       home.
Homer: No! Duff Gardens, hurraaahhh... [faints on the car horn]
-- That's what you get for eating months-old hoagies,


LOL i remember that episode ;D