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Title: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 12:41:38 PM
Today Getbig is responsible for picking the online poker tournaments I will play----pick 5 from the following list:

$5,000 guarantee bounty
$10,000 guar rebuy
$10,000 guar bounty
$15,000 bounty
$1,500 guaranteed
$3,000 bounty
$7,500 guar rebuy
$1,500 guar Pot Limit Omaha rebuy
$1,500 guar turbo


and bodybuilding related---The Mr. Olympia is soon--I think Phil Heath will win
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 23, 2009, 12:42:34 PM
guaranteed top 3
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: MethodGNA on August 23, 2009, 12:54:08 PM
defiantly......some of the greatest bodybuilding genetics this side of kenny wheeler ;) ;)
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: divcom on August 23, 2009, 12:56:03 PM
guaranteed top 3

it's not like AMI will place anyone other than jay or dex ahead of him. 
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: saucetradomous on August 23, 2009, 01:04:25 PM
defiantly......some of the greatest bodybuilding genetics this side of kenny wheeler ;) ;)

or the opposite side of kenny jones.
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: MethodGNA on August 23, 2009, 01:06:18 PM
it's not like AMI will place anyone other than jay or dex ahead of him. 

yeh, you are right, there needs to be a house cleaning in the whole IFBB hierarchy from the top-down.........corrupt, crooked, shills for weider and ami..............going all the way back to the dorian years, he difinatly didnt deserve all those olympias, ronnie might have got a gift or two as well, jay...............its all bullshit,,,,,,,,,,like for example.............a guy who is tied in with muscular development would never win olympia............becau se that would give MD exclusivity wiht "mr. o".............flex magazine will not stand for that.


this is a sport in name only.............its more akin to professional wrestling.
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 01:08:27 PM
Today Getbig is responsible for picking the online poker tournaments I will play----pick 5 from the following list:

$5,000 guarantee bounty
$10,000 guar rebuy
$10,000 guar bounty
$15,000 bounty
$1,500 guaranteed
$3,000 bounty
$7,500 guar rebuy
$1,500 guar Pot Limit Omaha rebuy
$1,500 guar turbo


and bodybuilding related---The Mr. Olympia is soon--I think Phil Heath will win


bah u guys are no help--I pick myserlf
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: MethodGNA on August 23, 2009, 01:11:23 PM
bah u guys are no help--I pick myserlf

if your are having an "oiled-up-men-in-thongs" contest of some sort.............im positive we could be of more assistance...... ;) ;)
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: saucetradomous on August 23, 2009, 01:13:07 PM
if your are having an "oiled-up-men-in-thongs" contest of some sort.............im positive we could be of more assistance...... ;) ;)

I'm sure you could be of more assistance if they weren't olied up already. ;D
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: Swedish Viking on August 23, 2009, 01:13:29 PM
It's like everybody around me is cashing in on poker.  Did you start at the micros and make your way up?
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 01:16:28 PM
It's like everybody around me is cashing in on poker.  How long have you been playing for and did you start out by losing a lot of money at mid stakes or did you start at the micros and make your way up?

Ive played for 5 years online. I lost somewhat early on but had a luckbox 30,000 dollar win early in my career. I then did well enough over a period of time that I am now staked by someone.
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: clownbaby on August 23, 2009, 01:57:07 PM
these are very small buy-ins I am assuming you play on stars.  How can you be staked for such small buyin tournaments. Play in the sunday million $215 buy-in or the 50k guaranteed at 10 est.
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 01:58:42 PM
these are very small buy-ins I am assuming you play on stars.  How can you be staked for such small buyin tournaments. Play in the sunday million $215 buy-in or the 50k guaranteed at 10 est.

I am staked to play higher volume smaller buy ins--when I want to play I will 12 table tournaments over 3 different sites. I never ever play on stars.  I have played 70 tournaments in one day
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 02:08:50 PM
this is my setup for playing--I now have 3 screens and one lcd tv for a setup

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/avesher/pc.jpg)
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 23, 2009, 02:36:35 PM
i have a similar setup.  what's your computer?  mine's a dell t3400 with two ds-1900wa monitors.

i don't play cards though.  i just bought it so i can see getbig.com better because i use the other screen to zoom in on bodybuilders asses.
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 02:40:54 PM
i have a similar setup.  what's your computer?  mine's a dell t3400 with two ds-1900wa monitors.

i don't play cards though.  i just bought it so i can see getbig.com better because i use the other screen to zoom in on bodybuilders asses.

I'm all Dell also---strange I got the 3rd screen specifically for getbig also
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: kyomu on August 23, 2009, 02:44:24 PM
this is my setup for playing--I now have 3 screens and one lcd tv for a setup

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/avesher/pc.jpg)
Look like The Matrix.
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 23, 2009, 02:48:05 PM
Damn disturb quite a setup there for all occasions ;)
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: HTexan on August 23, 2009, 02:50:26 PM
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 02:52:11 PM
Damn disturb quite a setup there for all occasions ;)

www.pornhub.com is a common occasion--I love the categories available--vast selection
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 23, 2009, 02:54:25 PM
www.pornhub.com is a common occasion--I love the categories available--vast selection
Which is your porn computer?
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 03:02:57 PM
Which is your porn computer?

u mean screen?  when the porn is on no other screens have anything on them---I'll load all 3 of them up
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 23, 2009, 03:04:14 PM
u mean screen?  when the porn is on no other screens have anything on them---I'll load all 3 of them up
Damn brutal Disturb you are the man
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: clownbaby on August 23, 2009, 03:09:56 PM
if you are a MTT player, there is no reason not to play on stars it offers the best guarantees and the biggest fields.  I will multi-table as well. The rebuy on stars in guaranteed give you a great roi.  Better than full tilt which is better for ring cash games.
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 03:11:40 PM
if you are a MTT player, there is no reason not to play on stars it offers the best guarantees and the biggest fields.  I will multi-table as well. The rebuy on stars in guaranteed give you a great roi.  Better than full tilt which is better for ring cash games.

My backer backs me on Full Tilt, Cake and Party, so thats the way it is
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: clownbaby on August 23, 2009, 03:28:04 PM
through a backing site? how do still have any patience at your age to play low buy-in donkaments on a large volume basis?
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 03:32:01 PM
through a backing site? how do still have any patience at your age to play low buy-in donkaments on a large volume basis?

no hes a friend who is a high stakes winner--i love the 5-50 dollar buy ins--they have been very very good to me--and what does age have to do with anything?  And if your game is so good, I will play u 7game mixed on full tilt at any stakes. Not just garbage hold em either, 7 game shows a players skill, NLHE shows u can outdraw
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: clownbaby on August 23, 2009, 03:50:26 PM
lol I never said anything about my game being good or yours being bad--stop acting so defensively and then instantly challenging me to a heads up match like a clown.
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 04:08:17 PM
lol I never said anything about my game being good or yours being bad--stop acting so defensively and then instantly challenging me to a heads up match like a clown.

retard you say I play donkaments and question what I play. If you want to question what I play step up and play.  You are just a typical poker site person who yaps a big game but has no cred to back it up.  Go back to your 10 dollar sit and gos.  Sharkscope me on Cake and you will see a 209% ROI in tournaments, a 41% ROI on Party and a 35% ROI on full tilt, so hit the road you tool
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on August 23, 2009, 04:08:43 PM
Did you do the FTOPS main event?


- btw - everybody is a winning 200NL player on the internet.  ;D
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 04:14:10 PM
Did you do the FTOPS main event?


- btw - everybody is a winning 200NL player on the internet.  ;D

Im a massive cash game loser--huge, I kid no one--no I played a few ftops events, main event is too much for me
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: clownbaby on August 23, 2009, 04:24:52 PM
I play "donkaments" also you fagbag, i am not checking your "stats" I don't give a shit about an over 40 loser with no job, who has to start a thread about not drinking in 14 years for e-support.


Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 04:30:06 PM
I play "donkaments" also you fagbag, i am not checking your "stats" I don't give a shit about an over 40 loser with no job, who has to start a thread about not drinking in 14 years for e-support.




fagbag lol--no job because as this board knows I have been able to make a living playing online for 5 years. Can you say that Mister 9 to 5 at the warehouse?  Being proud of not drinking for 14 years is no crime.  And its pretty easy to judge by the way you write you are 18 years old or under.  I laugh when people comment about being older, its like they have a magical ability to not grow old.  Or they think everyone should be born on the same day at the same time to be the same age.  How is cutting down someones age hurtful? I'll never understand that.  Now go back to your minus 32% roi and your regular 40 hr a week job.  And have a great day.   lol fagbag, what is this grade 8? hahahhaa
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: clownbaby on August 23, 2009, 04:53:05 PM
lol you really would wish I was a losing player and 18 years old, and got angry that I called you out on your bullshit.  Sorry not the case, but still believe that if it makes you feel better.

but what is really true about you is that luckboxed your way to a few cashes then proceeded to get owned in cash games, went on tilt, couldn't manage a bankroll and probably went busto multiple times.


Now go back to your cheeseburger stakes boy, and keep calling yourself a professional hahahah
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 05:08:54 PM
lol you really would wish I was a losing player and 18 years old, and got angry that I called you out on your bullshit.  Sorry not the case, but still believe that if it makes you feel better.

but what is really true about you is that luckboxed your way to a few cashes then proceeded to get owned in cash games, went on tilt, couldn't manage a bankroll and probably went busto multiple times.


Now go back to your cheeseburger stakes boy, and keep calling yourself a professional hahahah

when did I say I was a pro?  Never.  I just play and make enough to pay the bills and live.  If you follow this board at all you would know that I am bipolar and have been fired from multiple jobs for beating the hell out of managers because I dont respond well to authority (and I am not proud of it, I just have a problem).  Also, a "few" cashes is, if I guessed, 20-30 over 5k, but I guess thats garbage in your high stakes world.  And, many years ago I realized I suck at cashgames and quit them, thus assuring myself not going broke.  You also put your foot in your mouth saying I play small stakes and then saying I cant manage a bankroll.  Which is it?  I have such sick bankroll management it is borderline cheapskate.  Also, you previously stated you play the same stakes as me and now cut me down for playing "cheeseburger" stakes, thus completely cutting yourself down as you have categorized yourself with me.  And if you believe I am full of it, I have absolutely ZERO issue posting my OPR stats or my sharkscope stats here. Really, all you have done here is  state that you are at minimum equal to me in play and most likely poorer.  Read your posts again, thats  exactly what it states.  Im not the least bit mad, I cant get mad when Im dealing with someone of less intelligence than me, which makes you holy shit really stupid, cause Im not the brightest fish in the sea
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 05:11:57 PM
Username     Games Played     Av. Profit     Av. Stake     Av. ROI     Total Profit     Form     Ability /100     Network     Filter     
            215   $30     $9     168%   $4,445     Tilt   77   Cake   Sch. Only    x
                 1,488   $13     $66     20%   $19,355     -   93   FullTilt   Sch. Only    


sorry I was wrong my Cake ROI is only 168% oops and my Full Tilt is only 20%
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: clownbaby on August 23, 2009, 05:21:19 PM
what is your username on full tilt?
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 05:23:16 PM
what is your username on full tilt?

AFerraro
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 05:28:31 PM
if u want come rail me in the Sunday Mulligan and I will respond -- just tell me your screenname on the rail---then you will know
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: clownbaby on August 23, 2009, 05:48:13 PM
hold up I am to busy being 2-outed on stars
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 05:53:30 PM
hold up I am to busy being 2-outed on stars

man--accept the fact I am good--I accept that you are--lets move on--if you want to say something on the rail in the mulligan I will respond so u know its me--other than that close this issue--im also in teh Cake 109 17.5k guarantee if u account there
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 06:00:08 PM
oh ya--whats ur name on stars?  lemme run you on OPR
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: uberman09 on August 23, 2009, 06:01:28 PM
you guys are depressing.

Low life at its finest .

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no job because as this board knows I have been able to make a living playing online for 5 years.
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: clownbaby on August 23, 2009, 06:08:01 PM
I found you on cake, I never played on cake because I heard they have cashout problems only stars and absolute for cash games
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: clownbaby on August 23, 2009, 06:09:14 PM
weepeel--I only play small buyins my 2007 results are alright
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 06:18:47 PM
you guys are depressing.

Low life at its finest .


lolol lowlife---I made 37,200 in one day--ya obviously I dont make that much everyday, but I have been able to live well enough to avoid a shitty 9-5 job,...so I dont know how thats lowlife,...Im pretty happy I never subscribed to that 9-5, mortgage minivan and 2.5 kids lifestyle, I think  I would kill myself if I lived that dull life
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: clownbaby on August 23, 2009, 06:22:01 PM
i am railing you on the 17.5 on cake
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 06:23:12 PM
Game *     Prizes    Profit     ROI     ABI    AFS     R/A     ITM     ITM
 Hold'em NL     $5,730    $893    18%    $17    2309    42%    65/280    23%



 Hold'em NL      $50,956     $2,680     6%     $70     575     24%     128/685     19%

can we close this now?

roi and itm u are actually better--u r very good
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: clownbaby on August 23, 2009, 06:26:19 PM
good luck with the 17.5k make the final table
Title: Re: Pick My Tournaments
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2009, 06:40:05 PM
good luck with the 17.5k make the final table

tx im in the 30r 20k also