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Title: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: Tapeworm on August 25, 2009, 05:36:09 AM
I'd like a pic of a Clint Eastwoodish type character in the style of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly,

(http://www.frontiernet.net/~joe14580/Clint%20Good%20Bad%20Ugly.jpg)
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/01/11/2_lge_Good_080109034516226_wideweb__300x300.jpg)

but zoomed in on the face as in the first one (maybe back a little from there so we can see the shoulders), although the camera angle could be higher.  I'd like his head down so that the face is mostly covered by the brim of the beat up hat (which can be bigger), but still able to see a semi-evil grin and stubble (less beard than Clint).  Probably lose the kerchief, and the clothes would have to be different, but the sarape is a keeper since I want a showdown at the OK Coral type feel, as if he's about to draw his gun and he knows he's going to get the best of some poor bastard.  Drawn images/cartoonish would be interesting to see as well as photo style pics.

The image would have to be in a format that a commercial printer could use to produce the image, as well as being able to plug it onto a web page if possible.  I don't have a site yet tho, and I'll definitely be contacting 240 in the future, so I'm not looking for web design, but an image that would suit both print and web would be ideal.  The image may have to be blown up pretty large for a retail display stand at some point, if that affects your work.

If you're interested, feel free to PM me or respond in the thread with questions or ideas.  I can arrange payment by bank transfer, but be sure to talk it over with me first so we're both on the same page in terms of money and what I'm after.  Thanks Getbiggers.
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: Tapeworm on August 25, 2009, 06:13:47 AM
...oh, and a background of Arizona-type mesas, but quite red would be good.  Maybe chuck in a cactus or two.  The background might extend to the left and right if possible, like for a web banner.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Joga8g6E3OM/SdTM-Wa758I/AAAAAAAACFY/6B93CshJeYw/s400/mesa+pix.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/177/464702028_759e486fc7.jpg)
(http://media.rd.com/rd/images/rdc/books/most-scenic-drives-in-america/rocky-mt-states-red-rock-country-af.jpg)
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: webcake on August 25, 2009, 06:16:26 AM
Is this some kind of sick twisted fantasy you have?
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: Tapeworm on August 25, 2009, 06:17:14 AM
Is this some kind of sick twisted fantasy you have?

Outed!  ;D
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: RxBandit on August 25, 2009, 06:20:53 AM
Where are the huge men in tiny thongs, that's all i'm here for?!
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: webcake on August 25, 2009, 06:21:15 AM
Outed!  ;D

"i'm willing to pay"

Do you have no shame you dirty schmoe? ;D
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 25, 2009, 06:29:51 AM
Where does the grapefruit fit into the picture?
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: jaejonna on August 25, 2009, 06:30:47 AM
Oh no, not this shit again
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: Tapeworm on August 25, 2009, 06:30:58 AM
"i'm willing to pay"

Do you have no shame you dirty schmoe? ;D

It's all business, cowboy.  I considered coming onto the local unis and seeing if a student would be interested in pumping something out, but figured I'd give Getbig the first crack at it.  

There's some talented dudes hereabouts.
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: Tapeworm on August 25, 2009, 06:33:21 AM
Oh no, not this shit again

Other people want a pic of Clint Eastwood for their business, but which isn't Clint Eastwood, so that Clint Eastwood doesn't sue them?
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: dyslexic on August 25, 2009, 07:45:45 AM
I know some pretty decent Photochoppers on the forum...



can't remember their names tho. ;D
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: MethodGNA on August 25, 2009, 07:49:37 AM
Where are the huge men in tiny thongs, that's all i'm here for?!

X 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: TRIX on August 25, 2009, 07:55:52 AM
Google: photoshop forums.
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: noworries on August 25, 2009, 08:15:33 AM
This is the best I can do
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: dov on August 25, 2009, 08:20:33 AM
Does this have anyting to do with teh slutty neighbor of your's?
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on August 25, 2009, 08:49:05 AM
This was my best effort, didn't colour Clint though...
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: RxBandit on August 25, 2009, 08:55:00 AM
This was my best effort, didn't colour Clint though...

Frankly i have to say, you are a very talented artist.
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on August 25, 2009, 08:57:39 AM
Frankly i have to say, you are a very talented artist.

Thank you.  ;D
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: Tapeworm on August 25, 2009, 10:00:01 AM
Google: photoshop forums.

No one would do business with me and if I'm going to engage an unknown then I'd rather do it in person, like a local student.  I'd deal with guys who have been on here a long time and they would probably deal with me.


This is the best I can do

I am not in the spilled over gay black man business, yet.   8)


Does this have anyting to do with teh slutty neighbor of your's?

Negative!  :-X  This is actually for my business.  I realize it's a long shot, but what the hell.  If the price is right and it saves me running around to find someone locally then it's a good move.  If it fizzles, I have lost nothing, and even gained a few laughs.


This was my best effort, didn't colour Clint though...

HAHAHA!!  I am LMFAO!!!!!  ;D  You're hired!
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: wavelength on August 25, 2009, 10:00:44 AM
them dude got skillz
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: Butterbean on August 25, 2009, 10:49:57 AM
db2341


This was my best effort, didn't colour Clint though...
  ;D






Does anyone have a link to the thread w/a link to another site where the guy was asking for photoshop help w/a pic of him, his son and Santa Claus?
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: JasonH on August 25, 2009, 11:00:41 AM
Oh well, at least you haven't asked someone to photoshop a cock in there like most "guys" ask for on Getbig.
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: emn1964 on August 25, 2009, 11:27:48 AM
This was my best effort, didn't colour Clint though...

raw god given talent...did you also draw chic's cartoons he posted here last week?
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: Team Diver on August 25, 2009, 11:35:53 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=270347.0;attach=309774)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=270347.0;attach=309775)
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on August 25, 2009, 12:01:03 PM
raw god given talent...did you also draw chic's cartoons he posted here last week?

Are you serious?  ??? I did not!  ;D
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: emn1964 on August 25, 2009, 12:06:21 PM
Are you serious?  ??? I did not!  ;D

really?  i can see some of the same lines...
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: Tony Doherty on August 25, 2009, 02:06:06 PM
There is a getbigger called titusisback who has done some great photoshops, he featured in the Bob Sly thread which IMO was the best thread on getbig for years.

I had some fun in that topic but his work was gold.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=257906.0
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: kiwiol on August 25, 2009, 08:20:01 PM
db2431, Knny187, Dyslexic, Titusisback, Onlyme / noworries are all pretty good at doing chops.

However, I don't think it's cool to have Clint in a life-size poster promoting a newly opened Rectal Rodeo. You should show Mr Eastwood some respect, Tapeworm >:(
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: Tapeworm on August 25, 2009, 08:40:47 PM
db2431, Knny187, Dyslexic, Titusisback, Onlyme / noworries are all pretty good at doing chops.

However, I don't think it's cool to have Clint in a life-size poster promoting a newly opened Rectal Rodeo. You should show Mr Eastwood some respect, Tape worm >:(

Figured at first I'd avoid the PM stalking, but I'm tempted to hit up those guys and Sexual Mustard as well.  If they don't see the thread but are interested I'd hate to miss 'em.

If you think things are getting too weird now, just wait until I invite the VCs to log on and read about how I got my logo done.  "Welcome to The Thunderdome, rich bitch."

Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: TechnoViking on August 26, 2009, 12:48:55 AM
db2431, Knny187, Dyslexic, Titusisback, Onlyme / noworries are all pretty good at doing chops.

However, I don't think it's cool to have Clint in a life-size poster promoting a newly opened Rectal Rodeo. You should show Mr Eastwood some respect, Tapeworm >:(

lol
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: spinnis on August 26, 2009, 02:19:36 AM
I did some funny ones with zack khan yesterday lol

One of the few BB's that could handle GB if he wanted to

(http://www.motifake.com/temp/cake-demotivational-poster-1250533169.jpg)

(http://i28.tinypic.com/rsaplh.jpg)


(http://i29.tinypic.com/tarok6.jpg)

(http://i29.tinypic.com/34rvxcg.jpg)



(http://i26.tinypic.com/jhdo29.jpg)
Title: Re: Attn photoshoppers etc: I need a graphic and I'm willing to pay
Post by: spinnis on August 26, 2009, 02:31:54 AM
(http://i26.tinypic.com/10sgdn4.jpg)

 ;D ;D