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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Tre on August 25, 2009, 06:59:16 PM
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Modern twinks got no respect for the gym.
GetBiggers should take the lead in educating these little pricks.
In no particular order, here are some rules:
No hanging around the bench talking. If 4 of you are training together, the bar should never stop moving for more than 10 seconds.
Don't walk in front of a real lifter during his/her set. And if you do, don't be upset if you catch a dumbbell upside the head.
Don't make fun of the fat women there who are out-working your twink ass.
Leave your cell phone in the car.
Don't spend any time checking yourself out in the mirror during peak hours. Seriously.
Re-rack your fucking weights. It doesn't matter that everyone else is stronger than you, we don't want your little plates in the way.
Wipe each apparatus clean when you're done with it. Real lifters don't want your twink germs everywhere.
You're not advanced enough to use the squat rack for any of the following: shrugs, overhead press, bb curls, stiff-legged deads, etc. If you aren't squatting, stay the fuck out.
The leg press - like everything else - is not a cot. If you're sleepy, go to the sauna.
Don't try to be Johnny-be-good and offer to spot someone who is clearly lifting more than you can handle. Focus on your workout. The sooner you're out of the way, the better.
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True.
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Modern twinks got no respect for the gym.
GetBiggers should take the lead in educating these little pricks.
In no particular order, here are some rules:
No hanging around the bench talking. If 4 of you are training together, the bar should never stop moving for more than 10 seconds.
Don't walk in front of a real lifter during his/her set. And if you do, don't be upset if you catch a dumbbell upside the head.
Don't make fun of the fat women there who are out-working your twink ass.
Leave your cell phone in the car.
Don't spend any time checking yourself out in the mirror during peak hours. Seriously.
Re-rack your fucking weights. It doesn't matter that everyone else is stronger than you, we don't want your little plates in the way.
Wipe each apparatus clean when you're done with it. Real lifters don't want your twink germs everywhere.
You're not advanced enough to use the squat rack for any of the following: shrugs, overhead press, bb curls, stiff-legged deads, etc. If you aren't squatting, stay the fuck out.
The leg press - like everything else - is not a cot. If you're sleepy, go to the sauna.
Don't try to be Johnny-good and offer to spot someone who is clearly lifting more than you can handle. Focus on your workout. The sooner you're out of the way, the better.
hahahhaa You're quite the schmoe, but you are correct. ;D
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Tre according to this post right here you need to just calm the fuck down and post some more pics of that blonde that hangs out at the Muscle Mansion! (You know the one I'm talking about.) >:(
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Tre, you're still a twink to us
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It DOES sound like the complaints of a twink lol calm down there tiger.
My faves are a tie between the guy who would ask me a question in the middle of my set and the idiot who would remove all of the plates from one side of the olympic bar entirely oblivious to the serious weight left on the other end of the bar. ;)
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the idiot who would remove all of the plates from one side of the olympic bar entirely oblivious to the serious weight left on the other end of the bar just about to catapult across the weight room. ;)
hahaha I love this one :D
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sounds like you are going to the gym at the wrong time bro
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Modern twinks got no respect for the gym.
GetBiggers should take the lead in educating these little pricks.
In no particular order, here are some rules:
No hanging around the bench talking. If 4 of you are training together, the bar should never stop moving for more than 10 seconds.
Don't walk in front of a real lifter during his/her set. And if you do, don't be upset if you catch a dumbbell upside the head.
Don't make fun of the fat women there who are out-working your twink ass.
Leave your cell phone in the car.
Don't spend any time checking yourself out in the mirror during peak hours. Seriously.
Re-rack your fucking weights. It doesn't matter that everyone else is stronger than you, we don't want your little plates in the way.
Wipe each apparatus clean when you're done with it. Real lifters don't want your twink germs everywhere.
You're not advanced enough to use the squat rack for any of the following: shrugs, overhead press, bb curls, stiff-legged deads, etc. If you aren't squatting, stay the fuck out.
The leg press - like everything else - is not a cot. If you're sleepy, go to the sauna.
Don't try to be Johnny-be-good and offer to spot someone who is clearly lifting more than you can handle. Focus on your workout. The sooner you're out of the way, the better.
For twinks, by twinks.
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Modern nigs got no respect for the gym.
GetBiggers should take the lead in educating these little pricks.
In no particular order, here are some rules:
No hanging around the bench talking. If 4 of you are training together, the bar should never stop moving for more than 10 seconds.
Don't walk in front of a real lifter during his/her set. And if you do, don't be upset if you catch a dumbbell upside the head.
Don't make fun of the fat women there who are out-working your twink ass.
Leave your cell phone in the car.
Don't spend any time checking yourself out in the mirror during peak hours. Seriously.
Re-rack your fucking weights. It doesn't matter that everyone else is stronger than you, we don't want your little plates in the way.
Wipe each apparatus clean when you're done with it. Real lifters don't want your twink germs everywhere.
You're not advanced enough to use the squat rack for any of the following: shrugs, overhead press, bb curls, stiff-legged deads, etc. If you aren't squatting, stay the fuck out.
The leg press - like everything else - is not a cot. If you're sleepy, go to the sauna.
Don't try to be Johnny-be-good and offer to spot someone who is clearly lifting more than you can handle. Focus on your workout. The sooner you're out of the way, the better.
fyp
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It DOES sound like the complaints of a twink lol calm down there tiger.
My faves are a tie between the guy who would ask me a question in the middle of my set and the idiot who would remove all of the plates from one side of the olympic bar entirely oblivious to the serious weight left on the other end of the bar. ;)
Do the power rods snap if you unhook one side?
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Modern twinks got no respect for the gym.
GetBiggers should take the lead in educating these little pricks.
In no particular order, here are some rules:
No hanging around the bench talking. If 4 of you are training together, the bar should never stop moving for more than 10 seconds.
Don't walk in front of a real lifter during his/her set. And if you do, don't be upset if you catch a dumbbell upside the head.
Don't make fun of the fat women there who are out-working your twink ass.
Leave your cell phone in the car.
Don't spend any time checking yourself out in the mirror during peak hours. Seriously.
Re-rack your fucking weights. It doesn't matter that everyone else is stronger than you, we don't want your little plates in the way.
Wipe each apparatus clean when you're done with it. Real lifters don't want your twink germs everywhere.
You're not advanced enough to use the squat rack for any of the following: shrugs, overhead press, bb curls, stiff-legged deads, etc. If you aren't squatting, stay the fuck out.
The leg press - like everything else - is not a cot. If you're sleepy, go to the sauna.
Don't try to be Johnny-be-good and offer to spot someone who is clearly lifting more than you can handle. Focus on your workout. The sooner you're out of the way, the better.
Meltdown.
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Modern twinks got no respect for the gym.
GetBiggers should take the lead in educating these little pricks.
In no particular order, here are some rules:
No hanging around the bench talking. If 4 of you are training together, the bar should never stop moving for more than 10 seconds.
Don't walk in front of a real lifter during his/her set. And if you do, don't be upset if you catch a dumbbell upside the head.
Don't make fun of the fat women there who are out-working your twink ass.
Leave your cell phone in the car.
Don't spend any time checking yourself out in the mirror during peak hours. Seriously.
Re-rack your fucking weights. It doesn't matter that everyone else is stronger than you, we don't want your little plates in the way.
Wipe each apparatus clean when you're done with it. Real lifters don't want your twink germs everywhere.
You're not advanced enough to use the squat rack for any of the following: shrugs, overhead press, bb curls, stiff-legged deads, etc. If you aren't squatting, stay the fuck out.
The leg press - like everything else - is not a cot. If you're sleepy, go to the sauna.
Don't try to be Johnny-be-good and offer to spot someone who is clearly lifting more than you can handle. Focus on your workout. The sooner you're out of the way, the better.
Good list.
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They shouldnt wear sleeveless tops either
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Don't allow any person of color into the gym
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You forgot...
Don't wear tight fitted tee shirts, cutt offs or tank tops. Until you get some fucking size or have something to show, stick to loose fitted wear. Your a twig.
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no freeballing in the locker room too (goes for anyone)