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Title: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: Determinator on August 26, 2009, 07:39:53 AM
And he knows all that there is to know about nutrition and getting shredded, how come he looks podgey?
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: emn1964 on August 26, 2009, 07:43:57 AM
lol @ Hiney Rimjob
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 26, 2009, 07:46:07 AM
It's like asking why all Plastic Surgeons are not pretty, or all scientists that develop supps aren't jacked.  They study a long time and spend more time helping out others than themselves.
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2009, 10:32:16 AM
It's like asking why all Plastic Surgeons are not pretty, or all scientists that develop supps aren't jacked.  They study a long time and spend more time helping out others than themselves.
That isn't why!


 Hany is just a schmoe. Plain and Simple. Why is Ron Himself and Peter McGough obese and bespectacled? You can't expect a man who describes Ronnie Coleman as a.. Quote: " deliscious and salascious greasy mountian of nubian chocolate ebony muscle " to be jakked and stakked, can you?



 - Block!
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: emn1964 on August 26, 2009, 02:38:52 PM
That isn't why!


 Hany is just a schmoe. Plain and Simple. Why is Ron Himself and Peter McGough obese and bespectacled? You can't expect a man who describes Ronnie Coleman as a.. Quote: " deliscious and salascious greasy mountian of nubian chocolate ebony muscle " to be jakked and stakked, can you?



 - Block!

LMAO
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on August 26, 2009, 03:06:12 PM
The thread should be titled

Okay, if Hany Rambod 'trains' pros .....
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: TRIX on August 26, 2009, 03:38:23 PM
His training is useless. Its all drugs. They could curl 10 lbs and still grow 20 inch arms
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: bigdumbbell on August 26, 2009, 03:45:32 PM
That isn't why!


 Hany is just a schmoe. Plain and Simple. Why is Ron Himself and Peter McGough obese and bespectacled? You can't expect a man who describes Ronnie Coleman as a.. Quote: " deliscious and salascious greasy mountian of nubian chocolate ebony muscle " to be jakked and stakked, can you?



 - Block!
ronnie coleman?  yuck
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: MethodGNA on August 26, 2009, 03:51:22 PM
That isn't why!


 Hany is just a schmoe. Plain and Simple. Why is Ron Himself and Peter McGough obese and bespectacled? You can't expect a man who describes Ronnie Coleman as a.. Quote: " deliscious and salascious greasy mountian of nubian chocolate ebony muscle " to be jakked and stakked, can you?



 - Block!

well said blizzzzzzz-ock
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: Aaron Singerman on August 26, 2009, 04:22:25 PM

LMAO! Which one said that (Peter, Ron, or Hany)? And when and where did that person say that?!
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: GroinkTropin on August 26, 2009, 04:51:42 PM
I used to watch him train chris cook. Bscly it consisted of him sitting around talking to a bunch of guys (probably prospective suckers////erm clients?) cook would be leg pressing wearing pink and yellow spandex. Then after a few minutes the two of em would dissappear into the bathroom and 30 minutes later cook would come out covered in welts on his arms and shoulders. He'd then grimace through some hammer curls and go home with his raspy voiced girlfriend. I don't wonder why he failed as a pro haha. Rambod is more a drug guru than anything. His training is awful.
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: Blockhead on August 26, 2009, 07:20:42 PM
LMAO! Which one said that (Peter, Ron, or Hany)? And when and where did that person say that?!
Hany tried to throw Ron Harris under the bus a few years back when it was printed in his column with MD. The Pro Creator. It was after Ronnie's last win. Hany had some thing about documenting his time hanging out with Ronnie from backstage, dinner, a boat cruise etc...


 So Hany goes to describe Ronnie as... and I quote it word for word...


 "... a delisciously greasy sexually salascious nubian mountian of hot ebony chocolate muscle "


 If that aint a fucking SCHMOE for ya then I don't know WHAT IS!


 - Block.
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: io856 on August 26, 2009, 07:25:16 PM
Hany tried to throw Ron Harris under the bus a few years back when it was printed in his column with MD. The Pro Creator. It was after Ronnie's last win. Hany had some thing about documenting his time hanging out with Ronnie from backstage, dinner, a boat cruise etc...


 So Hany goes to describe Ronnie as... and I quote it word for word...


 "... a delisciously greasy sexually salascious nubian mountian of hot ebony chocolate muscle "


 If that aint a fucking SCHMOE for ya then I don't know WHAT IS!


 - Block.
slander!  ;D
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: Van_Bilderass on August 26, 2009, 07:32:03 PM
I used to watch him train chris cook. Bscly it consisted of him sitting around talking to a bunch of guys (probably prospective suckers////erm clients?) cook would be leg pressing wearing pink and yellow spandex. Then after a few minutes the two of em would dissappear into the bathroom and 30 minutes later cook would come out covered in welts on his arms and shoulders. He'd then grimace through some hammer curls and go home with his raspy voiced girlfriend. I don't wonder why he failed as a pro haha. Rambod is more a drug guru than anything. His training is awful.

Are you saying Hany is a fan of both Nubian and Nubain?
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: bigdumbbell on August 26, 2009, 07:44:21 PM
Hany tried to throw Ron Harris under the bus a few years back when it was printed in his column with MD. The Pro Creator. It was after Ronnie's last win. Hany had some thing about documenting his time hanging out with Ronnie from backstage, dinner, a boat cruise etc...


 So Hany goes to describe Ronnie as... and I quote it word for word...


 "... a delisciously greasy sexually salascious nubian mountian of hot ebony chocolate muscle "


 If that aint a fucking SCHMOE for ya then I don't know WHAT IS!


 - Block.
the quoted visualization grosses me out
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: regmac on August 26, 2009, 08:08:12 PM
And he knows all that there is to know about nutrition and getting shredded, how come he looks podgey?
Well put it this way.  Manny Stewert can fight his way out of a bag. Neither could Angelo Dundee.
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: tendonitis on August 27, 2009, 05:58:01 AM
Hany is livin' his dream, getting paid to schmoe all those ebony mountains of chocolate muscle

word is he applies Heath's pro tan with his tongue
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on August 27, 2009, 06:07:57 AM
the quoted visualization grosses me out

It should turn you on.
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: emn1964 on August 27, 2009, 07:48:24 AM
Are you saying Hany is a fan of both Nubian and Nubain?

No...Hiney is a fan of teh cok
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: StickStickly on August 27, 2009, 08:23:12 AM
That isn't why!


 Hany is just a schmoe. Plain and Simple. Why is Ron Himself and Peter McGough obese and bespectacled? You can't expect a man who describes Ronnie Coleman as a.. Quote: " deliscious and salascious greasy mountian of nubian chocolate ebony muscle " to be jakked and stakked, can you?



 - Block!
;D
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: Special Ed on August 27, 2009, 11:43:23 AM
So Hany goes to describe Ronnie as... and I quote it word for word...

 "... a delisciously greasy sexually salascious nubian mountian of hot ebony chocolate muscle "
LOL!
Title: Re: Okay, if Hany Rambod trains 'pros' .....
Post by: GetItOnNY on August 27, 2009, 12:35:38 PM
Hany offers all his services absolutly free, if you let him rub your posing oil on back stage before your show ;D