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Title: Broken nose...
Post by: 240 is Back on August 26, 2009, 08:24:18 PM
Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML

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Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: Princess L on August 26, 2009, 08:26:54 PM
Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML

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Pics please
Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: sync pulse on August 26, 2009, 09:49:31 PM
You have medical insurance?...A broken nose unfixed can lead to sleep apnea and your life will be a sluggish half awake/sleep hell.
Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: disturbia on August 26, 2009, 09:55:49 PM
You have medical insurance?...A broken nose unfixed can lead to sleep apnea and your life will be a sluggish half awake/sleep hell.

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Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: 240 is Back on August 26, 2009, 10:02:06 PM
You have medical insurance?...A broken nose unfixed can lead to sleep apnea and your life will be a sluggish half awake/sleep hell.

I'm waiting for obamacare to pass.  i'll get fixed up then!
Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: Signifying Monkey on August 26, 2009, 10:10:13 PM
I wonder how many of those are real. they're all hilarious
Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on August 26, 2009, 10:39:24 PM
I wonder how many of those are real. they're all hilarious

People are fucking stupid...
Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: spinnis on August 27, 2009, 01:55:28 AM
Haha, I dude from where I used to live a former "gangster" if you will got hit Staright in the fucking face with a baseballbat once, and his nose is Insanly crooked,
But No one dares to mention it  ;D
Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: webcake on August 27, 2009, 02:16:30 AM
I have broken my nose twice. Luckily both times the impact was direct to my face, so my nose isn't really bent to one side, just a little bit fatter than it should be.
Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: RxBandit on August 27, 2009, 02:21:13 AM
I just broke a finger once by breaking someone's nose.
Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: Tapeworm on August 27, 2009, 02:43:16 AM
I'm a bigtime nosepicker.
Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: WillGrant on August 27, 2009, 03:03:29 AM
I'm a bigtime nosepicker.
I hope you use a different finger to the one you pick your asshole with otherwise those Tapeworms are heading straight to your brain like someone blowing you a shotgun from a fat sticky joint of sensei
Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: Tapeworm on August 27, 2009, 03:08:55 AM
I hope you use a different finger to the one you pick your asshole with otherwise those Tapeworms are heading straight to your brain like someone blowing you a shotgun from a fat sticky joint of sensei

The servants in charge of nosepicking live in the east wing.  Those who clean my ass are housed in the west wing.
Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: WillGrant on August 27, 2009, 03:20:11 AM
The servants in charge of nosepicking live in the east wing.  Those who clean my ass are housed in the west wing.
;D
Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: MethodGNA on August 27, 2009, 03:30:19 AM
post some clit pics



hahaha hahaha ;D ;D
Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: RxBandit on August 27, 2009, 03:36:39 AM


hahaha hahaha ;D ;D

Method hears clit and he's all in!
Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: YoungBlood on August 27, 2009, 08:12:07 AM
"Today, my husband and I decided to take a romantic trip to the beach. We got pulled over, and shortly thereafter he was arrested. Just so happens you can't miss child support payments for your twelve year old daughter without getting a warrant. He has a daughter? We've been married for 14 years. FML"


"Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML"

Hahaha, even if not true.
Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: lax on August 27, 2009, 02:06:40 PM
I'm waiting for obamacare to pass.  i'll get fixed up then!

parasite
Title: Re: Broken nose...
Post by: Stark on August 27, 2009, 02:09:37 PM
This guy?