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Title: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 11:31:16 AM

I have invented plenty of things


What all has Vince Basile invented? Aside from his "bicep supinator machine", let's make a list.  I'll start:

Vince Basile invented gay purple font.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 11:32:06 AM
Vince Basile invented unmarked white vans.
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Post by: johnnynoname on August 27, 2009, 11:32:27 AM
he invented being creepy

...trust me, he is that old
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Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 11:32:50 AM
Vince Basile invented "fat acceptance".
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Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 11:34:04 AM
Vince Basile invented funeral crashing.
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Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 11:35:16 AM
Vince Basile invented hypertrophy.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: divcom on August 27, 2009, 11:38:19 AM
(http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/Goat%20Boy%202.jpg)

...i hope u arent planning to take this thread past one page.  we know the basile story.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: DK II on August 27, 2009, 11:44:50 AM
Vince invented wrist supination, before him people's wrist were all inflexible.

He also invented the leg press and the Smith machine, which should be called Vince machine, but he was broke at the time and couldn't afford the patent fees.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Mars on August 27, 2009, 11:48:49 AM
he invented aids
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Post by: johnnynoname on August 27, 2009, 11:52:37 AM
he invented aids and has it
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: DK II on August 27, 2009, 11:53:34 AM
he invented aids

i told him to stay away from the monkey house, but he wouldn't listen.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: tendonitis on August 27, 2009, 11:53:47 AM
vince invented chubby chasing
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Post by: FREAKgeek on August 27, 2009, 11:59:01 AM
Vince is a getbig surrogate father figure to me
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Post by: DK II on August 27, 2009, 12:00:27 PM
Vince invented funeral crashing.

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Post by: dr.chimps on August 27, 2009, 12:15:26 PM
Vince invented funeral crashing.
Beat me to it, DK. I truly was gonna post 'funeral crashing as a social outing.'    ;D   
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: DK II on August 27, 2009, 12:16:45 PM
Beat me to it, DK. I truly was gonna post 'funeral crashing as a social outing.'    ;D   

It has Vince's copyright to it.  :-X :-X :-X


He also invented long-lense shots of underage fat girls on public beaches.  :-X :-X
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: GetItOnNY on August 27, 2009, 12:24:51 PM
Vince is Vince Goodrums mean step dad.He verbally, and sexually abused Melvin to the point he turned gay and has disillusions of grandeur.The good news, he taught Vince all his bodybuilding "tricks" his diet, aswell and training.Thats why he is an icon in the bodybuilding world and on the  internet.He also get him a good education about man to man interaction so he was well trained for Queen Vissy, lol
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: The ChemistV2 on August 27, 2009, 12:43:00 PM
Vince is Vince Goodrums mean step dad.He verbally, and sexually abused Melvin to the point he turned gay and has disillusions of grandeur.The good news, he taught Vince all his bodybuilding "tricks" his diet, aswell and training.Thats why he is an icon in the bodybuilding world and on the  internet.He also get him a good education about man to man interaction so he was well trained for Queen Vissy, lol
I think he may have been this guy's step-dad as well. Well, besides the "leering out from behind the cage" fetish ......Jr. here has better taste in women than Vince Sr.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Vince B on August 27, 2009, 01:13:51 PM
This is what fat people think about Goatboy and his supporters on Getbig.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Ursus on August 27, 2009, 01:17:50 PM
Basile made a meltdown post before around 600 words saying how much it cost to make/produce/develop the bicep machine etc

SDomeone posted a pic of a dumbell lol
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: DK II on August 27, 2009, 01:20:26 PM
This is what fat people think about Goatboy and his supporters on Getbig.

ahahahah, some fat basement dweller without friends, who will die of diabetes and heart attack at 30 as a virgin, who gives a shit what he thinks?
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: dr.chimps on August 27, 2009, 01:38:38 PM
This is what fat people think about Goatboy and his supporters on Getbig.
Serious triceps on that guy, Vince. Obviously, a user of your machines.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 27, 2009, 01:41:02 PM
Vince invented neck supination ;)
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Post by: wes on August 27, 2009, 01:45:43 PM
fair dinkum !!! LOL  :)
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Post by: Rinc on August 27, 2009, 03:33:09 PM
Vince Basile invented stupid.
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Post by: Chick on August 27, 2009, 03:36:40 PM
Vince Basile invented stupid.

I respectfully disagree...













































































he PERFECTED it.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 27, 2009, 03:56:38 PM
vince invented safety fat.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 27, 2009, 04:08:58 PM
I respectfully disagree...













































































he PERFECTED it.
LMAO :D
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: knny187 on August 27, 2009, 04:35:29 PM
He claims to have taught arnold how to lift.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 05:11:24 PM
Vince invented moving to Austraila.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 05:14:41 PM
This is what fat people think about Goatboy and his supporters on Getbig.


Vince...  it was 6am in Sydney when you posted this...


Vince invented rolling out of bed and immediately logging on to Getbig!
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 27, 2009, 05:16:38 PM

Vince...  it was 6am in Sydney when you posted this...


Vince invented rolling out of bed and immediately logging on to Getbig!

vince likes to start his day off with supinated wrist curls, a mug of root beer, browsing the obituaries, and posting on getbig.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: webcake on August 27, 2009, 05:19:02 PM
Vince invented pinkie rings..........double pinkie rings.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 05:31:41 PM
vince likes to start his day off with supinated wrist curls, a mug of root beer, browsing the obituaries, and posting on getbig.


IFBB Mr. Canada 1912...  still livin' the dream!  :D
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: io856 on August 27, 2009, 05:36:12 PM
vince invented the fat fetish
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Post by: webcake on August 27, 2009, 05:37:15 PM
Vince was resposible for the government making it illegal to go to Bondi beach and take pictures of topless chicks from a distance......
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 05:40:16 PM
Vince was resposible for the government making it illegal to go to Bondi beach and take pictures of topless chicks from a distance......

So he "invented" that law?   Good stuff.


Vince invented two-fisted drinking:
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: webcake on August 27, 2009, 05:41:29 PM
So he "invented" that law?   Good stuff.


Vince invented two-fisted drinking:

Vince invented the law. Period.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: kiwiol on August 27, 2009, 05:42:20 PM
Vince invented the navy font
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 27, 2009, 05:43:27 PM
Vince invented the navy

fixed.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 05:43:50 PM
Vince invented the law. Period.

True that.  The "Napoleonic Code" was just something that short Frog ripped off from Mr Basile!
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: webcake on August 27, 2009, 05:44:30 PM
Vince invented the Flotsam (sp).
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Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 05:45:16 PM
Vince Basile invented the "booty call".
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Post by: ManBearPig... on August 27, 2009, 05:46:37 PM
Vince Basile invented the "booty call".

Vince invented Arnold Schwartzenegger.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 05:46:47 PM
Vince Basile invented the "booty call".


Oddly enough, he also invented "hog calling".
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Bix on August 27, 2009, 05:52:17 PM
Is he gay?
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: webcake on August 27, 2009, 05:53:13 PM
Is he gay?

He invented homosexuality.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 06:00:14 PM
Is he gay?


I'm pretty sure he's into obese women, not fit men.


However, he invented dating fat chicks!
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 27, 2009, 06:15:05 PM
He invented homosexuality.
LMAO :D
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Bix on August 27, 2009, 06:19:03 PM
He claims to make all his own gym equipment yet I have asked him several times to tell me what he's got for welding machines and he never responds. He is obviously a lair!
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 27, 2009, 06:20:12 PM
He claims to make all his own gym equipment yet I have asked him several times to tell me what he's got for welding machines and he never responds. He is obviously a lair!
All Drugs ;D
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 27, 2009, 06:27:52 PM
He claims to make all his own gym equipment yet I have asked him several times to tell me what he's got for welding machines and he never responds. He is obviously a lair!

Vince invented the Bat Cave.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 06:33:35 PM
He claims to make all his own gym equipment yet I have asked him several times to tell me what he's got for welding machines and he never responds. He is obviously a lair!



Vince Basile invented welding!
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 06:35:36 PM
(http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/Goat%20Boy%202.jpg)

...i hope u arent planning to take this thread past one page. 


 :D



Vince Basile invented multi-page threads! 
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 06:36:42 PM
Vince invented the Bat Cave.


 :-X
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Post by: Mr Nobody on August 27, 2009, 06:38:41 PM

 :-X
Basile invented the Palm Tree 8)
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Stavios on August 27, 2009, 06:42:44 PM
I'll tell you guys what Vince didn't invent

Comming out of the closet !

he should start working on that
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 06:45:59 PM
I'll tell you guys what Vince didn't invent

Comming out of the closet !

he should start working on that


For a master inventor like Basile, that should be a piece of cake.  He can invent that by 10am, and then have gay bath houses invented by noon!
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 06:53:40 PM
Craig Titus may have popularized making a girl "lick her own shit off your dick", but guess who invented it?  :D
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Mr.1derful on August 27, 2009, 07:33:20 PM
The timeless art of seduction.
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Post by: Dr Kincaid on August 28, 2009, 12:39:27 AM
He claims to make all his own gym equipment yet I have asked him several times to tell me what he's got for welding machines and he never responds. He is obviously a lair!

He once welded two cars together to prove his theory of supination.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Ruffneck on August 28, 2009, 01:19:05 AM
I understand that he has a patent pending on this fine piece of cardio equipment.

(http://blog.smartdraw.com/images/smartdraw_weblog/Posts/2008/August/Reinventing%20the%20Wheel/stone-age%20wheel.JPG)
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: TechnoViking on August 28, 2009, 03:53:45 AM
I respectfully disagree...













































































he PERFECTED it.

LOL...Its the only thing he's perfected...His Lat Pulldown/coffee machine invention was a total bust...
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: TechnoViking on August 28, 2009, 03:56:57 AM
Vince invented the playground drive by...
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Post by: TechnoViking on August 28, 2009, 03:57:36 AM
Vince invented windowless vans...
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Post by: TechnoViking on August 28, 2009, 03:58:43 AM
Vince invented ice cream truck music...
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Post by: PJim on August 28, 2009, 04:28:32 AM
Vince invented hate for the black man.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on August 28, 2009, 04:29:58 AM
Vince invented the ford pinto
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Post by: Mars on August 28, 2009, 04:39:00 AM
the t bar row is his invention, dont know about any other equipment.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on August 28, 2009, 04:43:46 AM
the t bar row is his invention, dont know about any other equipment.
That's because you bend over doing that movement
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Tapeworm on August 28, 2009, 04:45:27 AM
Vince invented the soiled mattress in the corner of a condemned warehouse and a can of cold baked beans for breakfast.
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Post by: knny187 on August 28, 2009, 08:46:52 AM
Vince was the reason for the National Sex Offenders Registry was invented.
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Post by: ironneck on August 28, 2009, 08:48:22 AM
vince was the first ever human being
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Post by: GetItOnNY on August 28, 2009, 08:49:35 AM
I heard Vince invented fire....
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Post by: ironneck on August 28, 2009, 08:50:26 AM
I heard Vince invented fire....


in sweden or switzerland..walla
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Post by: Stavios on August 28, 2009, 08:54:43 AM
Vince invented T-bagging !

he said it tastes great !
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: The Ugly on August 28, 2009, 08:56:01 AM
Basile made his parents.
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Post by: mass 04 on August 28, 2009, 08:56:56 AM
The sex offender registry act was invented because of him, if that counts.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: GetItOnNY on August 28, 2009, 08:57:12 AM
Was Vince Adam, but left the Garden of Eden when he found out it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve,lol
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Post by: Mars on August 28, 2009, 08:57:21 AM
he was the architect of nazi camp dachau.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Stavios on August 28, 2009, 08:57:51 AM
The sex offender registry act was invented because of him, if that counts.

LMFAO !!!!!
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: GetItOnNY on August 28, 2009, 09:01:03 AM
What seperates Vince Basile from young boys????????????? ...............A 2x4,lol
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: knny187 on August 28, 2009, 09:04:44 AM
Vince was the reason for the National Sex Offenders Registry was invented.


The sex offender registry act was invented because of him, if that counts.

epic nobody reading past posts....epic Vince Basile style of babble that he invented
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 28, 2009, 09:17:42 AM
Whos got the white van pic with vince goodrum protecting chicks crossing the road with basile driving? Funny as hell
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Post by: Vince B on August 28, 2009, 10:26:35 AM
The flotsam really are rank. Thank goodness I have a sense of humour.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: YoungBlood on August 28, 2009, 10:29:49 AM
Vince invented T-bagging !

he said it tastes great !


Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 28, 2009, 10:30:01 AM
The flotsam really are rank. Thank goodness I have a sense of humour.
Vince I got to hand it to you ..you are tough. 8)
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 28, 2009, 10:47:27 AM
The flotsam really are rank. Thank goodness I have a sense of humour.


Vince Basile invented humor!


He also invented putting an extra "u" into words like humor, color, labor, etc.  Only the Brits granted him a patent on that invention, however.  The US Patent office replied with, "that's a stupid idea, Vince!"
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Tapeworm on August 28, 2009, 10:59:54 AM
The flotsam really are rank. Thank goodness I have a sense of humour.

Looks like Basile invented taking it on the chin in style.  :D  If that's your work, good job VB.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 28, 2009, 01:10:11 PM

Vince Basile invented humor!


He also invented putting an extra "u" into words like humor, color, labor, etc.  Only the Brits granted him a patent on that invention, however.  The US Patent office replied with, "that's a stupid idea, Vince!"
Hey Goat you got to hand it to him though the man posted the white van pic himself :D he has guts
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: kiwiol on August 28, 2009, 04:03:05 PM
Vince invented inventing
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Post by: Bix on August 28, 2009, 05:15:23 PM
The flotsam really are rank. Thank goodness I have a sense of humour.

You lie.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Vince B on August 28, 2009, 06:34:52 PM
Sometimes the lads come up with something amusing. Like this photoshopped art. Someone spent a lot of time creating this masterpiece.
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Post by: Sir Bigness on August 28, 2009, 06:55:32 PM
This is what fat people think about Goatboy and his supporters on Getbig.

Holy Fuck!! I just pissed myself laughing!!  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: webcake on August 28, 2009, 06:58:03 PM
What beach is that Vincent?
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Post by: Vince B on August 28, 2009, 07:30:36 PM
North Curl Curl on Sydney's Northern Beaches. You can see the sign at the far right of this photo.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Vince B on August 28, 2009, 07:44:47 PM
Holy Fuck!! I just pissed myself laughing!!  ;D  ;D

This is a 25 year old woman who weighs over 600 pounds. Her tattoo made me laugh. Good for her to tell it like it is.
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 28, 2009, 07:46:03 PM
This is a 25 year old woman who weighs over 600 pounds. Her tattoo made me laugh. Good for her to tell it like it is.
All Drugs ;D
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: jwb on August 28, 2009, 07:53:45 PM
He claims to make all his own gym equipment yet I have asked him several times to tell me what he's got for welding machines and he never responds. He is obviously a lair!
Vince beats to a drummer known only to him but he does makes his own stuff I've been to his gym before...
Title: Re: Basile's bodybuilding inventions
Post by: Bix on August 29, 2009, 10:59:30 AM
Vince beats to a drummer known only to him but he does makes his own stuff I've been to his gym before...

He has yet to confirm this.