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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: disturbia on August 27, 2009, 02:58:19 PM
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So I am actually gonna put in attempts to get laid. I have put zero effort in over the last 4 years, and my total times in the sack over that period is probably 9-12. I have dropped some weight, grown my hair back and am in a better financial position (especially after winning that tournament last night), and am gonna put the old college try in. Now being that I am a big fan of girls with a little beef on them (I hate stick chicks), I think my chances are good. Any tips are welcome (sevastase help a brother out).
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So I am actually gonna put in attempts to get laid. I have put zero effort in over the last 4 years, and my total times in the sack over that period is probably 9-12. I have dropped some weight, grown my hair back and am in a better financial position (especially after winning that tournament last night), and am gonna put the old college try in. Now being that I am a big fan of girls with a little beef on them (I hate stick chicks), I think my chances are good. Any tips are welcome (sevastase help a brother out).
oh boy.
we need QB here fast.
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oh boy.
we need QB here fast.
I would think this is an emergency case--yes?
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So I am actually gonna put in attempts to get laid. I have put zero effort in over the last 4 years, and my total times in the sack over that period is probably 9-12. I have dropped some weight, grown my hair back and am in a better financial position (especially after winning that tournament last night), and am gonna put the old college try in. Now being that I am a big fan of girls with a little beef on them (I hate stick chicks), I think my chances are good. Any tips are welcome (sevastase help a brother out).
best way too get laid
is to act like you don't give a fuck about getting laid
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best way too get laid
is to act like you don't give a fuck about getting laid
But i think he has done that for 4 years
Disturbia, just pay a prostitute and be done with it
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But i think he has done that for 4 years
I made it into a science over the last 4 years
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But i think he has done that for 4 years
Disturbia, just pay a prostitute and be done with it
ha
you have to do it round girls
not sitting at home on the internet
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best way too get laid
is to act like you don't give a fuck about getting laid
good advice, but actually you have to know when to stop pretending!!!
LMAO!
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But i think he has done that for 4 years
Disturbia, just pay a prostitute and be done with it
Im not paying a hooker. I want to see if I can actually do this. Its been so long.
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JUst go to some place where the girls are as desperate to get laid as you are, some cancer self help group or stuff like that, Fight CLub style.
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JUst go to some place where the girls are as desperate to get laid as you are, some cancer self help group or stuff like that, Fight CLub style.
the thing is Im not desperate, I still truly dont care. I just want to see if I can accomplish it, without paying a hooker
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the thing is Im not desperate, I still truly dont care. I just want to see if I can accomplish it, without paying a hooker
i don't give a fuck if you're desperate, SHE needs to be desperate to fuck you.
man, i hoped i could make it easier for you. ;D ;D
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If the
bar bitch ain't bendin, you just pretendin
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2 questions:
1. Ron, can we make this a sticky so avesher can post his progress?
2. how much money did you win in the tourney?
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always remember that women are stupid. the dumbest man is still smarter than the smartest woman (MattT excluded of course)
use this to your advantage
Good luck!
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2 questions:
1. Ron, can we make this a sticky so avesher can post his progress?
2. how much money did you win in the tourney?
a) if you want to sticky it have it moved to the Y board,..I will post updates AND pics (could be scary)
2. Enough that I can sit around and scratch my ass all winter and not worry
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So I am actually gonna put in attempts to get laid. I have put zero effort in over the last 4 years, and my total times in the sack over that period is probably 9-12.
how did you get lucky 9 -12 times? they came to you or they were hookers?
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how did you get lucky 9 -12 times? they came to you or they were hookers?
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its my buddy's 23 year old friend , who, is surprisingly decent with huge boobs. She just wanted someone to fuck with no strings, no boyfriend and I was fine with that. I have no desire for a relationship. Lemme dig out a pic of her.
If she okays the face part I will change it, but Im not doin that unless she says its ok--nothin major but a good catch for me
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/avesher/rrrrrr.jpg)
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its my buddy's 23 year old friend , who, is surprisingly decent with huge boobs. She just wanted someone to fuck with no strings, no boyfriend and I was fine with that. I have no desire for a relationship. Lemme dig out a pic of her.
If she okays the face part I will change it, but Im not doin that unless she says its ok--nothin major but a good catch for me
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/avesher/rrrrrr.jpg)
She's got bigger arms then ronnie coleman....wtf
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its my buddy's 23 year old friend , who, is surprisingly decent with huge boobs. She just wanted someone to fuck with no strings, no boyfriend and I was fine with that. I have no desire for a relationship. Lemme dig out a pic of her.
If she okays the face part I will change it, but Im not doin that unless she says its ok--nothin major but a good catch for me
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/avesher/rrrrrr.jpg)
DDD probably? The arm fat just tells you, "These are real."
Personally, I like a little arm flab. I play with it like a toy and think, "I'll never have something like this on me, so I'm going to have fun with this flappy device."
:D
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She's got bigger arms then ronnie coleman....wtf
retard they are pressed against her side---she is 5 foot 8 and weighs 157 pounds--so like I said not a lightweight--but shes awesome and takes me for who I am and doesnt want a relationship--so tis all good--we cant all have supermodels like you Equipoise
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here ya fuckin savages--this is her--I like her and think shes hot , but I know you will all have a fields day with this cutting her down, so have at it
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/avesher/sam.jpg)
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here ya fuckin savages--this is her--I like her and think shes hot , but I know you will all have a fields day with this cutting her down, so have at it
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/avesher/sam.jpg)
I'd crush it any day of the week. Acceptable. :D
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I'd crush it any day of the week. Acceptable. :D
thanks wiggs--not a response I expected on here
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we all gotta fuck.
i'd love to see some of the playboys on here who say no to fucking megan fox post pictures of their wives/girlfriends.
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Hell yeah avesher, I'd fuck her. Looks like a mudshark though. :-\
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Hell yeah avesher, I'd fuck her. Looks like a mudshark though. :-\
think complete opposite of that--wouldnt touch one
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think complete opposite of that--wouldnt touch one
cool. Maybe she can help you out with some ass from her friends. threesome maybe?
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think complete opposite of that--wouldnt touch one
LOL is that something you asked her about?
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LOL is that something you asked her about?
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no she has straight out stated without me asking that she despises them--big time
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no she has straight out stated without me asking that she despises them--big time
That's a HUGE plus.
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Is that her twin sister in the background?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/avesher/sam.jpg)
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here ya fuckin savages--this is her--I like her and think shes hot , but I know you will all have a fields day with this cutting her down, so have at it
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/avesher/sam.jpg)
She's cute, fuck her some more, what's the problem ???
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DDD probably? The arm fat just tells you, "These are real."
Personally, I like a little arm flab. I play with it like a toy and think, "I'll never have something like this on me, so I'm going to have fun with this flappy device."
:D
;D Dude that is fuckin' funny as hell.
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She's cool. Go for it. Beat it up, but don't seed it up.
She's a hairdresser. She has that chain hair salon, Supercuts-styled coif that all the hairdressers sport. She looks like she parties hard on the weekend, is a bad drunk, and dirty as all hell. ;)
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She's cool. Go for it. Beat it up, but don't seed it up.
She's a hairdresser. She has that chain hair salon, Supercuts-styled coif that all the hairdressers sport. She looks like she parties hard on the weekend, is a bad drunk, and dirty as all hell. ;)
MY FUCKING GOD MAN---do you know her? If you knew how unbelievably bang on accurate that was,......thats trippy. Whos gonna win the superbowl, I want to bet on that
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best way too get laid
is to act like you don't give a fuck about getting laid
this is true...good example is if im out and i got a huge dip of skoal in and a girl says 'eww thats gross' and i say 'i dont give a fuck what you think' boom they want to suck my cock.
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this is true...good example is if im out and i got a huge dip of skoal in and a girl says 'eww thats gross' and i say 'i dont give a fuck what you think' boom they want to suck my cock.
uhhh can I get a continuation link for your avatar?
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MY FUCKING GOD MAN---do you know her? If you knew how unbelievably bang on accurate that was,......thats trippy. Whos gonna win the superbowl, I want to bet on that
LOL I don't watch much sports. Tell me the teams. ;)
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uhhh can I get a continuation link for your avatar?
no,,too many children on getbig
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retard they are pressed against her side---she is 5 foot 8 and weighs 157 pounds--so like I said not a lightweight--but shes awesome and takes me for who I am and doesnt want a relationship--so tis all good--we cant all have supermodels like you Equipoise
that's a doable size. getting heavy, but still doable
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no,,too many children on getbig
sadly, this is true
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well boys heres the scoop. I am on this dating site now, (yes Im a tool) and have 5 women interested in meeting me and they find me attractive for some reason (drugs?). Updates to follow.
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She's cute, fuck her some more, what's the problem ???
x2, a little on the fat side maybe, but do-able.
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shes certainly has something
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well boys heres the scoop. I am on this dating site now, (yes Im a tool) and have 5 women interested in meeting me and they find me attractive for some reason (drugs?). Updates to follow.
post up their pics.
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Good luck, and see it as fun, don't take it too serious. Nothing reeks as much as desperation.
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here ya fuckin savages--this is her--I like her and think shes hot , but I know you will all have a fields day with this cutting her down, so have at it
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/avesher/sam.jpg)
Compared to how you look like now, and how she looks, Its not bad at all.
GO FOR IT.
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Get a new one.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/avesher/rrrrrr.jpg)
Great boobs! I'd fuck them.
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Compared to how you look like now, and how she looks, Its not bad at all.
GO FOR IT.
lol f u Swede--I lost weight and grew the hair back--Im lookin better
u mean bastard
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more pics
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more pics
do u sleep at all?
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hahaha
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do u sleep at all?
mars doesnt need sleep the internet keeps him going
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i sleep with my eyes open
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fuck her
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lol f u Swede--I lost weight and grew the hair back--Im lookin better
u mean bastard
lol! I didn't actually mean it in a bad way.. ;D
you were a fucking stud in your young photos also ;D
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(http://bbp.juggcrew.com/m/mgb/246p/img/02.jpg)
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(http://bbp.juggcrew.com/m/mgb/246p/img/02.jpg)
clearly offseason
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(http://nakedcumshots.com/galleries/wow/gal21/pics/04.jpg)
(http://gallys.thicknbusty.com/photos/007_raquel/pics/thicknbusty_com_raquel_2-002.jpg)
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See if mars slept, we wouldnt be provided with the nice pics we get everyday from him ;)
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(http://worldzsex.com/english-milf/legsworld/pics/bikerlady/images/05.jpg)
(http://momscravebigcocks.tastyporn.com/pictures/05/pictures/2.jpg)
(http://www.picsmaster.net/gallery/olderwomen/f38a0d/09.jpg)
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So I am actually gonna put in attempts to get laid. I have put zero effort in over the last 4 years, and my total times in the sack over that period is probably 9-12. I have dropped some weight, grown my hair back and am in a better financial position (especially after winning that tournament last night), and am gonna put the old college try in. Now being that I am a big fan of girls with a little beef on them (I hate stick chicks), I think my chances are good. Any tips are welcome (sevastase help a brother out).
avesher,
you should have no problem
the fact in his matter is all you really have to do is (as you said) give it the old college try
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avesher,
you should have no problem
the fact in his matter is all you really have to do is (as you said) give it the old college GED try
fixed
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avesher,
you should have no problem
the fact in his matter is all you really have to do is (as you said) give it the old 2 University degrees (economics and computer science) try
fixed and now correct
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fixed and now correct
;D
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best way too get laid
is to act like you don't give a fuck about getting laid
QFT.
also, nothing wrong with a slump buster. some sea cow who needs to be de-loused. just dont tell her your name
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mars doesnt need sleep the internet keeps him going
Josh , just pay a visit to mr noknobby here and get him to hook you up with his sister , whoops sorry "model girlfriend"..
Ackmad and Haseem have been banging her for the last couple of years but Irainians , whoops sorry "Germans" are hung like the fuse on the sticks of dynamite they use to blow others up with so she will still be nice and tight :D
KABOOMMMMMM
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i didnt post the pics for nothing you little fags.
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Josh , just pay a visit to mr noknobby here and get him to hook you up with his sister , whoops sorry "model girlfriend"..
Ackmad and Haseem have been banging her for the last couple of years but Irainians , whoops sorry "Germans" are hung like the fuse on the sticks of dynamite they use to blow others up with so she will still be nice and tight :D
KABOOMMMMMM
Internet Stalkers ::) - You have the wrong Nobody
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So I am actually gonna put in attempts to get laid. I have put zero effort in over the last 4 years, and my total times in the sack over that period is probably 9-12. I have dropped some weight, grown my hair back and am in a better financial position (especially after winning that tournament last night), and am gonna put the old college try in. Now being that I am a big fan of girls with a little beef on them (I hate stick chicks), I think my chances are good. Any tips are welcome (sevastase help a brother out).
sign up on an online prostitution website, or jusy pay for sex. what else is he gonna says? plus, romanian chicks are easier than 3rd grade math
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maybe Im gettin some game back--chick sends me pic:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/avesher/shoes.jpg)
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maybe Im gettin some game back--chick sends me pic:
Did he? are you meeting at the mirage hotel? :D
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Did he? are you meeting at the mirage hotel? :D
Nice! cross thread reference
I like it :D
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maybe Im gettin some game back--chick sends me pic:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/avesher/shoes.jpg)
nice catch avesher
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So I am actually gonna put in attempts to get laid. I have put zero effort in over the last 4 years, and my total times in the sack over that period is probably 9-12. I have dropped some weight, grown my hair back and am in a better financial position (especially after winning that tournament last night), and am gonna put the old college try in. Now being that I am a big fan of girls with a little beef on them (I hate stick chicks), I think my chances are good. Any tips are welcome (sevastase help a brother out).
Even the best looking guy won't have sex 12 times in 4 years with "zero effort".
With "zero effort"...Maybe a few times at most. Usually no times. Technically, even going to bars and talking to women is effort.
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nice catch avesher
Ha! If some 'lady' sent me a pic like that, it'd be like a cartoon where I'd be there so fast you'd hear me knocking on the door in the background.
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Ha! If some 'lady' sent me a pic like that, it'd be like a cartoon where I'd be there so fast you'd hear me knocking on the door in the background.
so you are human after all :D
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Ha! If some 'lady' sent me a pic like that, it'd be like a cartoon where I'd be there so fast you'd hear me knocking on the door in the background.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to discover why she's ok physically but is still on her own. Plenty of horny crazies out there. Be a shame to have to chew an arm off now, after all those curls.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to discover why she's ok physically but is still on her own. Plenty of horny crazies out there. Be a shame to have to chew an arm off now, after all those curls.
Well, the taking and sending of such a pic (and the ridiculous stripper heels) go a long way to explaining that, but you know already that. ;)
*knock*knock*
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Well, the taking and sending of such a pic (and the ridiculous stripper heels) go a long way to explaining that, but you know already that. ;)
*knock*knock*
Tough when your top half goes one way and the lower half goes the other.
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Tough when your top half goes one way and the lower half goes the other.
Haha. Explains most of the blunders I've made in my life, bro. ;D
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Haha. Explains most of the blunders I've made in my life, bro. ;D
LOL!! ;D Yes indeed...
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Ha! If some 'lady' sent me a pic like that, it'd be like a cartoon where I'd be there so fast you'd hear me knocking on the door in the background.
yeah shes 60 miles down the road and Im a lazy fucker
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yeah shes 60 miles down the road and Im a lazy fucker
Check your PMs, big man. A council of getbig lords is in order. >:(
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Nice pic! Something to bear in mind in the age of net pics. What she sends you, she probably has in a folder designated to send to others. So appreciate it, but be aware because one never knows! :)
maybe Im gettin some game back--chick sends me pic:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/avesher/shoes.jpg)
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Nice pic! Something to bear in mind in the age of net pics. What she sends you, she probably has in a folder designated to send to others. So appreciate it, but be aware because one never knows! :)
am i the only one who sees "bandwith exceeded " in that photo
oh--I know her btw so its not random