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Title: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 27, 2009, 05:22:57 PM
My opinions:

1. Bast175
2. anyone on team Nasser
3. a heterosexual girl who posts here (can't think of any)
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: Mr. Magoo on August 27, 2009, 05:25:06 PM
My opinions:

1. Bast175
2. anyone on team Nasser
3. a heterosexual girl who posts here (can't think of any)

shossy is a heterosexual girl that posts here

(between you and me though, i think she has lesbian fantasies  :D)
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: KevinP85 on August 27, 2009, 05:38:27 PM
Tbombz
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: shossy on August 27, 2009, 05:38:56 PM
shossy is a heterosexual girl that posts here

(between you and me though, i think she has lesbian fantasies  :D)

I vote mr. magoo  ::)
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: johnnynoname on August 27, 2009, 05:39:30 PM

3. a heterosexual girl who posts here (can't think of any)

tatayana...oh sweet tatayana

Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: Signifying Monkey on August 27, 2009, 05:41:46 PM
tatayana...oh sweet tatayana



too big a mouth on her.  women should be seen and not heard  :D
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 27, 2009, 05:44:16 PM
tatayana...oh sweet tatayana



name sounds Russian, which means there's a 93% chance she had to dyke it out on camera for a loaf of bread sometime during the cold war.
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: io856 on August 27, 2009, 05:46:12 PM
bast
kiwiol
vince basile (he never actually gets into the vagina with those fatties)
Ursus
method101
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 27, 2009, 05:47:21 PM
Vince Goodrum
gay bay
tim fogarty
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: Earl1972 on August 27, 2009, 05:47:59 PM
power rod

E
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on August 27, 2009, 05:48:35 PM
sherief shalapenis, too busy posting pictures of Nasser to care  :D
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 27, 2009, 05:50:12 PM
power rod

E

good call.
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: Earl1972 on August 27, 2009, 05:51:43 PM
good call.

no woman wants to be with a man that gets owned as often as him

E
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 05:52:35 PM
That Jimmy Simon/vikingpower guy.  The only "pussy" he ever got was "Rosey Palm".
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 27, 2009, 05:52:56 PM
suspects:

Tre - i don't know, seems like he just pays to get entertained, that or he's got the best goddamn secret keeping skills ever
johnnynoname - by own admission
division - due to being a fat mexican
pumpster - lives in an attic with nothing but a bowflex, who wants to fuck that?
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: disturbia on August 27, 2009, 05:53:54 PM
sherief shalapenis, too busy posting pictures of Nasser to care  :D

yeah--even less than me
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 27, 2009, 05:54:06 PM
That Jimmy Simon/vikingpower guy.  The only "pussy" he ever got was "Rosey Palm".

he posted pics of two chicks double teaming him.

no woman wants to be with a man that gets owned as often as him

E

when your mom gives you your monthly allowance and you go get yourself a hooker, do you ask them "can i do you from behind and call you the Maryland Muscle Machine"?
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: Signifying Monkey on August 27, 2009, 05:55:55 PM
Goatboy - married, but his wife chooses to live away from him.  His premarital exploits sound like they were authored by Quickerblade (another nominee - someone who is that vocal about getting laid is not getting any)  :D
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: johnnynoname on August 27, 2009, 06:07:20 PM

johnnynoname - by own admission


yes, tis true
however, it isn't my fault that the girls here hate my guts [/ same old story that will eventually get old]
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: Signifying Monkey on August 27, 2009, 06:09:37 PM
yes, tis true
however, it isn't my fault that the girls here hate my guts [/ same old story that will eventually get old]

that's just weird that you (or anybody) would completely strike out.  Are you exclusively targeting newly married, born again 10s? 
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: johnnynoname on August 27, 2009, 06:12:00 PM
that's just weird that you (or anybody) would completely strike out.  Are you exclusively targeting newly married, born again, 10s? 
this is the thing (I suspect)
I send out a very strong "i'm not relationship material" vibe to the girls in this area and the girls in this area are only looking for a boyfriend/fiancee/husband.

Put it this way, no matter how smooth I lay out my plan these bitches know that i'm not in it for "the long haul"

whereas when i lived in NYC, I was doing pretty good
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: Signifying Monkey on August 27, 2009, 06:18:56 PM
the girls in this area are only looking for a boyfriend/fiancee/husband.



almost everybody's looking for a no strings attached roll in the hay at some point.  i almost want to fly to Albany to scope out this "won't put out for anything less than a ring" town, but what I suspect is that you've benched yourself.

hope its a temporary benching
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: johnnynoname on August 27, 2009, 06:24:23 PM
but what I suspect is that you've benched yourself.

hope its a temporary benching

you are correct
i've sworn off of going out till at least 2010- the exception being any stripping gigs but that really isn't "going out" per se

however, i failed to mention that if i was a homo that i would be neck deep in man-poon
this is where bay would chime in and say something like "don't flatter yourself"
well the fact of the matter is that i've been told that i would be a huge stud if i was Mo by many a Mo

*waits for the edits the genius' on this forum will make when they quote the above statement*
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 27, 2009, 06:27:02 PM
you are correct
i've sworn off of going out till at least 2010- the exception being any stripping gigs but that really isn't "going out" per se

however, i failed to mention that if i was a homo that i would be neck deep in man-poon
this is where bay would chime in and say something like "don't flatter yourself"
fact is the matter is that i've been told that i would be a huge stud if i was Mo

*waits for the edits the genius' on this forum will make when they quote the above statement*

if you talk around girls the way you talk on here, trust me, it won't help.

i used to try to make girls laugh by telling them i love tranny dick and that i'm a cage fighter, but always get submitted on purpose because i love other men's sweat on my face.

didn't work.
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: johnnynoname on August 27, 2009, 06:30:43 PM
if you talk around girls the way you talk on here, trust me, it won't help.


No
that would be EXTREMELY foolish for me to talk to girls the way i talk here

I'm actually very smooth.
Like mickey rourke in "9 and a half weeks" smooth

Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: io856 on August 27, 2009, 06:38:24 PM
No
that would be EXTREMELY foolish for me to talk to girls the way i talk here

I'm actually very smooth.
Like mickey rourke in "9 and a half weeks" smooth


that would be fairly creepy outside of hollywood  :D

btw, most gays I have known made advances at some point... I think its just a loose group of people... gay guys get more action(in the right cities)... simple... more aggressive and forward... etc.
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 27, 2009, 06:41:51 PM
Goatboy - married, but his wife chooses to live away from him.  His premarital exploits sound like they were authored by Quickerblade (another nominee - someone who is that vocal about getting laid is not getting any)  :D


Hi, Jimmy!  :D
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: Palpatine Q on August 27, 2009, 06:43:28 PM

well the fact of the matter is that i've been told that i would be a huge stud if i was Mo by many a Mo



I get the same thing....the Mos want me on their team.....bad.
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: johnnynoname on August 27, 2009, 06:46:22 PM
that would be fairly creepy outside of hollywood  :D



lol i know but it is only creepy if you are not attractive
none the less, attractive, unattractive- it doesn't matter- ole JNN is getting no love in Albany which is why i'm vegas bound

I get the same thing....the Mos want me on their team.....bad.

you know what i'm talking about then. 
it is uncomfortable but kinda flattering
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: io856 on August 28, 2009, 12:02:59 AM
lol i know but it is only creepy if you are not attractive
none the less, attractive, unattractive- it doesn't matter- ole JNN is getting no love in Albany which is why i'm vegas bound

you know what i'm talking about then. 
it is uncomfortable but kinda flattering
creepy if you are a bodybuilder too...
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: Tre on August 28, 2009, 12:38:44 AM
suspects:

Tre - i don't know, seems like he just pays to get entertained, that or he's got the best goddamn secret keeping skills ever

Could be both. heh heh heh

It's known that, with one exception (from 1997!), I *never* kiss-and-tell. That's one secret to maintaining my access.

I don't have a problem admitting that I do a'ight, but that's all anyone will get out of me.
 

Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: divcom on August 28, 2009, 12:54:06 AM
My opinions:

1. Bast175
2. anyone on team Nasser
3. a heterosexual girl who posts here (can't think of any)

usually...it's the author of a thread such as this one.  the idea is to play it as the man getting it all.  personally, i'm not crushing s##t at the moment but the one i have to pay for in my own d##n crib.  what about u stud?   
Title: Re: Who here has crushed the least vagina?
Post by: spinnis on August 28, 2009, 02:02:16 AM
the last 3 weeks ive aint been getting SHIT