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Title: Q for Swede!
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on August 28, 2009, 06:52:18 AM
What are you going to do with your life?

 ???
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: spinnis on August 28, 2009, 06:53:40 AM
Moving into my own apartment 1 december and hopefully having a job before that. Well I WILL have job before that.

How about you?
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: Tapeworm on August 28, 2009, 06:54:04 AM
He's making toast.
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 28, 2009, 06:54:32 AM
What are you going to do with your life?

 ???

This thread had PM potential  ;)
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on August 28, 2009, 06:54:44 AM
Moving into my own apartment 1 december and hopefully having a job before that. Well I WILL have job before that.

How about you?

Good for you,

I'm hoping to slip in some pee pee at Costco or something and get a huge settlement to live off of.
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: johnnynoname on August 28, 2009, 06:58:21 AM
Swede,
how many Italians and/or Jews do you and your people plan on beating up between now and December 1?
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: spinnis on August 28, 2009, 07:00:57 AM
Swede,
how many Italians and/or Jews do you and your people plan on beating up between now and December 1?

Lol! I only hate turks
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on August 28, 2009, 07:01:29 AM
Swede,
how many Italians and/or Jews do you and your people plan on beating up between now and December 1?

Is it hard to become a male escort?

I'd definitely go to dinner with fat/ugly girls for cash.  I don't know about getting intimate though.
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: RxBandit on August 28, 2009, 07:01:55 AM
Good for you,

I'm hoping to slip in some pee pee at Costco or something and get a huge settlement to live off of.

I heard they pay pretty good for that stuff in the us.
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on August 28, 2009, 07:02:28 AM
I heard they pay pretty good for that stuff in the us.

The American dream mi amigo, the American dream...
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: Mars on August 28, 2009, 07:06:47 AM
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: spinnis on August 28, 2009, 07:07:12 AM
Is it hard to become a male escort?

I'd definitely go to dinner with fat/ugly girls for cash.  I don't know about getting intimate though.

Well my dick isn't woking right now =(

probably Ok in one week 2 weeks at mosts.

Im going insane
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on August 28, 2009, 07:08:15 AM
Well my dick isn't woking right now =(

probably Ok in one week 2 weeks at mosts.

Im going insane

What do you mean your dick isn't working?  ???

Erectile dysfunction?  ???
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: johnnynoname on August 28, 2009, 07:08:36 AM
Is it hard to become a male escort?

I'd definitely go to dinner with fat/ugly girls for cash.  I don't know about getting intimate though.

it's not hard
if you are staying in the "straight" game be used to being a good companion
avoid craig's list-that is no way to get business.
Find a rich gal, give her a free one and háve her refer you to your friends
Dont ever sell yourself cheap - make that money
as for the s

I've got more but I'm typing on my iPhone and it gets a bit haggard typing all this on my phone
I'll give you more info ( if you want) when I get to my aparment
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: RxBandit on August 28, 2009, 07:11:07 AM
That's some interesting stuff johnny, give us more info later.
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: spinnis on August 28, 2009, 07:11:27 AM
What do you mean your dick isn't working?  ???

Erectile dysfunction?  ???

nope, Its just dryyyyyyyy from my fucked up accutane..
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: johnnynoname on August 28, 2009, 07:12:20 AM
As for the sex, you be shocked at what you can do with 100mg tab of Viagra  
Btw, I'm not trying to be funny-Viagra is the shit
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: spinnis on August 28, 2009, 07:13:11 AM
I usually masturbate 3-4 times per day even when Im getting sex, so being horny or getting hard is never a problem.
Unless they have a stinky pussy
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on August 28, 2009, 07:16:49 AM
it's not hard
if you are staying in the "straight" game be used to being a good companion
avoid craig's list-that is no way to get business.
Find a rich gal, give her a free one and háve her refer you to your friends
Dont ever sell yourself cheap - make that money
as for the s

I've got more but I'm typing on my iPhone and it gets a bit haggard typing all this on my phone
I'll give you more info ( if you want) when I get to my aparment

Thanks Johnny!
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on August 28, 2009, 07:17:26 AM
nope, Its just dryyyyyyyy from my fucked up accutane..

Accutane is some dangerous shit from what i've heard.

I quit gluten/dairy and my face cleared completely up.
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: divcom on August 28, 2009, 07:18:35 AM
I usually masturbate 3-4 times per day even when Im getting sex, so being horny or getting hard is never a problem.
Unless they have a stinky pussy

be honest.  wrong b###h give u limp d##k.  anyway...boy is right the viagra will straighten u out. 4-6 mths and you're normal erection should comeback.  secondly...u arent even in the states.  country?  dont they pass it out like candy at restaurants?
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: The Showstoppa on August 28, 2009, 07:20:56 AM
Accutane is some dangerous shit from what i've heard.

I quit gluten/dairy and my face cleared completely up.

I'd rather die than go gluten and dairy free.
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on August 28, 2009, 07:22:37 AM
I'd rather die than go gluten and dairy free.

I eat dairy now, and get some pimples.  No Gluten though, when I eat it I get total acne.  (don't mean to sound like NaturalWonders  :-X)
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: johnnynoname on August 28, 2009, 07:23:01 AM
Thanks Johnny!

no problem

here is one last important tip:
you never get paid for sex; you get paid for companionship
if you hit a spark with your date and sex does happen that is fine but you are not being paid for sex

[/nudge nudge wink wink]
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: jaejonna on August 28, 2009, 07:23:04 AM
dont you sell drugs or something like that 'swede' ???
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 28, 2009, 07:24:05 AM
it's not hard
if you are staying in the "straight" game be used to being a good companion
avoid craig's list-that is no way to get business.
Find a rich gal, give her a free one and háve her refer you to your friends
Dont ever sell yourself cheap - make that money
as for the s

I've got more but I'm typing on my iPhone and it gets a bit haggard typing all this on my phone
I'll give you more info ( if you want) when I get to my aparment

someone's been watching "Hung"
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: johnnynoname on August 28, 2009, 07:29:23 AM
someone's been watching "Hung"

lol
I was gonna say in that initial post that I was suspect at the writers of that show cuz the know the "game" very well
it pretty much the same thing as what the Ray character goes through

now the g4p game is a different animal all together
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: jaejonna on August 28, 2009, 07:30:21 AM
lol
I was gonna say in that initial post that I was suspect at the writers of that show cuz the know the "game" very well
it pretty much the same thing as what the Ray character goes through

now the g4p game is a different animal all together
alot more horses and other farm types, no ?
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: johnnynoname on August 28, 2009, 07:32:31 AM
alot more horses and other farm types, no ?

haha
you just mentioned horses and I'm watching Venus Williams on the today show. What a coincidence
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: emn1964 on August 28, 2009, 07:35:03 AM
swede-what kind of drugs you sell?  post up your product and price list.  you might get some customers
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: spinnis on August 28, 2009, 09:11:45 AM
be honest.  wrong b###h give u limp d##k.  anyway...boy is right the viagra will straighten u out. 4-6 mths and you're normal erection should comeback.  secondly...u arent even in the states.  country?  dont they pass it out like candy at restaurants?

Only went soft Once, and that girls pussy smelled bad. was horrific
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: spinnis on August 28, 2009, 09:13:35 AM
swede-what kind of drugs you sell?  post up your product and price list.  you might get some customers

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 28, 2009, 09:16:07 AM
Only went soft Once, and that girls pussy smelled bad. was horrific
been there before nasty
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: spinnis on August 28, 2009, 09:20:08 AM
her body an ass is fucking SMOKI'N though damnit :(
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 28, 2009, 09:21:17 AM
her body an ass is fucking SMOKI'N though damnit :(
Damn must of been the same girl ;)
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: Bobby on August 28, 2009, 11:21:58 AM
I usually masturbate 3-4 times per day even when Im getting sex, so being horny or getting hard is never a problem.
Unless they have a stinky pussy

yikes! i don't even crack off that much in a week
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: spinnis on August 28, 2009, 12:19:02 PM
yikes! i don't even crack off that much in a week

If I dont, I start posting and sending text's to fattys, and I always regret doing that shit
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: Bobby on August 28, 2009, 01:30:46 PM
If I dont, I start posting and sending text's to fattys, and I always regret doing that shit

monster sex drive!!
Title: Re: Q for Swede!
Post by: Tapeworm on August 28, 2009, 08:15:36 PM
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