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Title: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: bigbobs on September 02, 2009, 10:51:09 PM
Doesn't get better than this  ;D

HAHAHAHA it is hilarious to read the words - dripping in bitterness and failure - from the cesspool of society. These are a ragbag alliance of consummate failures and rejected debris from the subterranean level of society; people without careers of any kind, no funds, terrible academic performance. How shrill their little cyber-voices sound when hurling their insults from their suicidal little ratholes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA H
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: bigbobs on September 02, 2009, 10:52:21 PM
 ;)

Nasser achieving something that the bitter, failed, lonely failure/ detractors can only dream of. It is this great man of muscle that the world remembers and says unto him " yes, you imprinted yourself upon me" whilst the getbig roaches lurk in their dark, dank holes the stench of their own failure and shattered dreams occupationally making them wretch
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: FlexGuns on September 02, 2009, 10:53:07 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Signifying Monkey on September 02, 2009, 10:53:56 PM
  shattered dreams occupationally making them wretch

English, guy, do you speak it?
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Signifying Monkey on September 02, 2009, 10:56:11 PM

Sharma is about as witty and articulate as Don King ...  :-\
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Matt C on September 02, 2009, 11:01:12 PM
Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!

onachokerack.
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 02, 2009, 11:04:14 PM
Sharma is about as witty and articulate as Don King ...  :-\

Are you implying that Nasser is going to "fade into Bolivian?"
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Reign Down on September 02, 2009, 11:30:59 PM
Doesn't get better than this  ;D


Decidedly unfunny, your bias has clouded your judgement.


What a pathetic thread.


ta ta
 
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Tyr on September 02, 2009, 11:49:05 PM
English, ####, do you speak it?


Probably doesn't even know what those words even mean.
Poor little Egyptian gutter trash never had much of an education. ;)
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: TRIX on September 03, 2009, 12:55:28 AM
The train that could
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: WillGrant on September 03, 2009, 04:01:38 AM
I think that title belongs to kiwiol.
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: JasonH on September 03, 2009, 04:15:07 AM
I think that title belongs to kiwiol.

Close call between Kiwiol and Special Ed IMO.
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: the_swami on September 03, 2009, 04:21:11 AM
Doesn't get better than this  ;D


QFT!
x2
sharma is the most eloquent poster here bar none,

Team Nasser's resident poet laureate and Wizard of Wit for the Wizard of Truth! ;D
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: The Showstoppa on September 03, 2009, 05:15:12 AM
QFT!
x2
sharma is the most eloquent poster here bar none,

Team Nasser's resident poet laureate and Wizard of Wit for the Wizard of Truth! ;D

Your brain must be damaged from all the smacking against the headboard it takes when you and your boyfriends are celebrating the arrival of another pair of nasscars soiled posing trunks.
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Tapeworm on September 03, 2009, 05:32:58 AM
Doesn't get better than this  ;D


Then we're screwed.
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: dr.chimps on September 03, 2009, 06:32:59 AM
I think that title belongs to kiwiol.
He's certainly the most articulate when he gets down to brass tacks, and is easily in contention for being the wittiest. He gets a lifetime pass from me for 'by the thong of Nasser.' Makes me guffaw every time.  :D
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Sherief Shalaby on September 03, 2009, 07:10:51 AM
Doesn't get better than this  ;D


X2.. sharma always brings the truth in a funny way.. i believe it's fair to call him the "funny wizard of truth" ;D
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Blockhead on September 03, 2009, 07:16:30 AM

 Well, I must have some skillz if I keep getting accused of being Sharma. I take it as a compliment now.



 - Block!
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: bigbobs on September 03, 2009, 08:32:25 AM
Wow, it's easy to see which souls were hurt by Sharma - just look for posters who claim he is not witty or articulate!
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Tapeworm on September 03, 2009, 08:37:10 AM
He's certainly the most articulate when he gets down to brass tacks, and is easily in contention for being the wittiest. He gets a lifetime pass from me for 'by the thong of Nasser.' Makes me guffaw every time.  :D

Dr Chimps has been disqualified for use of cliche!

Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: IrishMuscle84 on September 03, 2009, 08:49:55 AM
and the winner is.........blockhead
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: dr.chimps on September 03, 2009, 09:49:19 AM
Dr Chimps has been disqualified for use of cliche!
Damn. That's twice in one week I've been outed! Maybe my monthlies are coming on?  :-[
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: bigbobs on September 03, 2009, 09:51:26 AM
 8)

HAHAHAHA Like a moth to a flame - he type with anger and rage, shaking in his hovel, his pale face illuminated like a ghastly death mask by the sickly glow of the computer screen. The angry fingers punch at keys , his only way to externalize his self hate and acute  sense of failure .... the anger that methodgina feels is an internal battle. The internet simply the public arena where we watch him unravel ;D
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: The ChemistV2 on September 03, 2009, 09:51:50 AM
Hate to admit it, but this Sharma character has definitely written some funny stuff in the past...He knows how to use irony and sarcasm to a very humorous effect.
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: BIG_STI on September 03, 2009, 10:12:35 AM
Doesn't get better than this  ;D


HAHA it's like he just told Swede life story
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: ManBearPig... on September 03, 2009, 10:14:07 AM
it reeks of Adonis gimmickdom.
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Fury on September 03, 2009, 10:15:02 AM
HAHA it's like he just told Swede life story

But Swede only failed his license test three times and makes $50 (!!!!!) a month selling used syringes on ebay. He's not a failure but a beacon of Swedish success.
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: ManBearPig... on September 03, 2009, 10:16:24 AM
But Swede only failed his license test three times and makes $50 (!!!!!) a month selling used syringes on ebay. He's not a failure but a beacon of Swedish success.

BerzerkFury, are you saying that Swede should stick to what he's good at, meaning being short and ugly?
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 03, 2009, 10:20:06 AM
But Swede only failed his license test three times and makes $50 (!!!!!) a month selling used syringes on ebay. He's not a failure but a beacon of Swedish success.

Are you implying that Swede is a little "short' on entrepreneurial skills as well BF? 
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: ManBearPig... on September 03, 2009, 10:21:06 AM
Are you implying that Swede is a little "short' on entrepreneurial skills as well BF? 

hopefully you're not implying that instead of coke, "Swede" does lines of sperm, Groink.
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Palpatine Q on September 03, 2009, 10:24:21 AM
hopefully you're not implying that instead of coke, "Swede" does lines of sperm, Groink.

Perish the thought MBP.....I really hope you are not insinuating that if "Swede" had as many dicks sticking out of him as he's had stuck in him, he would look like a Porcupine.  :-X
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: bigmc on September 03, 2009, 10:29:44 AM
hopefully you're not implying that instead of coke, "Swede" does lines of sperm, Groink.

classic squadfather  :D
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Sherief Shalaby on September 03, 2009, 10:34:21 AM
Wow, it's easy to see which souls were hurt by Sharma - just look for posters who claim he is not witty or articulate!

and some are just jealous of his great wit 8)
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Signifying Monkey on September 03, 2009, 11:14:41 AM
it reeks of Adonis gimmickdom.

X2
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Sharma on September 04, 2009, 04:59:26 AM
 WOW.. such kind words , I am so truly touched. I just try to discuss the sport I love and show my admiration for the greatest combination of mass, symmetry, proportion and intellect of all time, Nasser El Sonbaty!

 - Sharma

Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: webcake on September 04, 2009, 05:00:51 AM
WOW.. such kind words , I am so truly touched. I just try to discuss the sport I love and show my admiration for the greatest combination of mass, symmetry, proportion and intellect of all time, Nasser El Sonbaty!

 - Sharma



You are a good man, Sharma.

You are doing Nasser proud!
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Sharma on September 04, 2009, 05:04:14 AM
You are a good man, Sharma.

You are doing Nasser proud!


 Thank you a thousand times.


 Nasser does us ALL proud - even his detractors as he has finally treated all the fans with respect and integrity and tell them the truth. It not his fault that for some the truth is inconvenient and won't set them free!
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: wes on September 04, 2009, 05:06:09 AM

 Thank you a thousand times.


 Nasser does us ALL proud - even his detractors as he has finally treated all the fans with respect and integrity and tell them the truth. It not his fault that for some the truth is inconvenient and won't set them free!
May the sewers of Rangoon back up into your breakfast bowl !! 
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: dr.chimps on September 04, 2009, 05:14:24 AM
May the sewers of Rangoon back up into your breakfast bowl !! 
Haha. As many times as I wish the toilets would back up on Christians, I think we can only hope they non-wudu the Muslims, as well. Only fair.   
Title: Re: Wittiest and most Articulate Getbigger!
Post by: Tapeworm on September 04, 2009, 11:52:39 AM
classic squadfather  :D

Shhh.  We're keeping that quiet.