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Title: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on September 11, 2009, 06:38:01 AM
I'm sitting here at the front desk, and people walk by and look at me who have just completed their workout.

What should I say?  I usually just say "Bye", or "Have a good workout?", or "How'd it go?"

Any suggestions on other post-workout phrases?

 ???
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: jaejonna on September 11, 2009, 06:50:28 AM
"hey have a nice day and get home safely" has always been a favorite..

or..."hey bitch nice tits.....your mouth matches the base of my groin.."

or "Skank"
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: wes mantooth on September 11, 2009, 06:52:02 AM
Perhaps:

"Stop looking at me"

"Your workout could have been 217.86% better with Gakic"

"Ready for the O?"

"Whats your handle on GetBig?"
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on September 11, 2009, 06:53:27 AM
Perhaps:

"Stop looking at me"

"Your workout could have been 217.86% better with Gakic"

"Ready for the O?"

"Whats your handle on GetBig?"

The kind of advice I was looking for!

Thanks!  ;D
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: jaejonna on September 11, 2009, 06:54:13 AM
Thanks for the advice Tony Robbins!  :)
hahah i re-read it and thought that I came off as some pretentious ass-hole..i deleted that and returned to a getbig.com format of an answer...
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: spinnis on September 11, 2009, 06:54:44 AM
"Wow bro looking fucking jacked!"

"Damn, you have a pump right now dont you?"

"Insane horse shoe right there homie"

"Fuck, tell me some secrets homie"

"Those veins are looking like snakes bro"

" beep beep here comes the giant of a man!"
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on September 11, 2009, 06:56:17 AM
or "Skank"

Perfect for the milfs!    8)
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: jaejonna on September 11, 2009, 06:56:42 AM
"did you take a shower yet, cmon...lets go"
"damn bro your hot enuf to mouth f*ck"
"You need more inner glute work, I invented some new 'team exercises' ..and I have the equipment"
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: wes mantooth on September 11, 2009, 06:59:50 AM
"did you take a shower yet, cmon...lets go"
"damn bro your hot enuf to mouth f*ck"
"You need more inner glute work, I invented some new 'team exercises' ..and I have the equipment"


gayer than....well...nope, nothing is gayer than that. thats top of the gay heap. you win Jae!!! LOL
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: jaejonna on September 11, 2009, 07:02:25 AM
gayer than....well...nope, nothing is gayer than that. thats top of the gay heap. you win Jae!!! LOL
YES!!!! 
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on September 11, 2009, 07:06:33 AM
hahah i re-read it and thought that I came off as some pretentious ass-hole..i deleted that and returned to a getbig.com format of an answer...

lol, I only work here around 12 hours a week.

Why not, just make some extra cash, and all I have to do is hang out on the computer.  :)
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: Playboy on September 11, 2009, 07:12:16 AM
I'm sitting here at the front desk, and people walk by and look at me who have just completed their workout.

What should I say?  I usually just say "Bye", or "Have a good workout?", or "How'd it go?"

Any suggestions on other post-workout phrases?

 ???
How about nothing.
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: noworries on September 11, 2009, 07:28:20 AM
Typical response would be;

Epic 14" arms
Epic pencil legs
(Laughing) You've been pwned
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 11, 2009, 07:30:56 AM
Just say when I spotted you on that last set your breath smelled really bad, please bring mints the next time. ;)
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: Butterbean on September 11, 2009, 07:33:37 AM
"See ya later Stinky!"


"Don't forget to shower, mulefarm!"
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on September 11, 2009, 07:35:57 AM
lol
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: CalvinH on September 11, 2009, 07:58:39 AM
"Hey tiny did you workout?"
"Hahaha I saw you working out,my little sister is stronger than you"
"You want me to make you a protein shake? by the looks of you I would think you would get your protein straight from the tap"
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: noworries on September 11, 2009, 08:23:49 AM
(laughing hard)  Goodrum must be your trainer
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on September 11, 2009, 08:34:48 AM
Better hurry up and catch that 'muscle building' window!!! you need 250grams of protein stat!

Did you know that the nitro-tech/cell-tech stack is 2300% more effective then whey and creatine on their own !?
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: mass 04 on September 11, 2009, 09:35:31 AM
"Me, you, bathroom stall. Remember the paper bag."
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: Tapeworm on September 11, 2009, 09:43:31 AM
"Did you find your zone, Chief?"

"Suck it in Gutman, we're running a business here."

"Bring your testicles next time, Nancy."

"Would you like to buy some steroids?"
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on September 11, 2009, 09:50:59 AM
You people are amazing... hahahahahah
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: aglifter on September 11, 2009, 10:08:00 AM
(laughing hard)  Goodrum must be your trainer

Best suggestion yet.
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: aglifter on September 11, 2009, 10:17:06 AM
"don't forget to immediately ingest protein and sugar so you don't miss your anabolic window.  you don't want to go catabolic!"
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: ironneck on September 11, 2009, 10:40:26 AM
i love you?
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: kiwiol on September 11, 2009, 10:46:00 AM
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out

Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: Man of Steel on September 11, 2009, 11:10:58 AM
I usually ask people that just finish working out the following:

"You just finished your workout?"
"Really?  So you're finished?"
"And you don't think you need to do anymore?"
"Ok, have a good one."
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: gym**rat on September 11, 2009, 12:43:47 PM
How about:
Your done meat gazing already??
You better have flushed after that protein shit, I have to clean the bathrooms dickhead.
Did you wipe up your sea monkeys off the machines when you were done. (sea monkeys- the sweat marks left on the pad from your ass, usually in the shape of a sea monkey)
Have a good day Chic.
Dude, you smell like a turd with burnt hair on it.
You need to wipe the sauna man gravy off your chin.

I hope this helps.
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: funk51 on September 11, 2009, 12:52:05 PM
watch the video of paul orndolf at the gym or scott steiner, these videos are full of love and respect for the average trainer at the gym.
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: Team Diver on September 11, 2009, 01:03:30 PM

"ALL DRUGS" or "Swimmer!"
Title: Re: What do I say to people who just got done working out?
Post by: CalvinH on September 11, 2009, 01:45:16 PM
"Hahah,all that time in the gym and your still fat! you know you have to diet don't you?"