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Title: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: @Brandon on September 13, 2009, 12:20:15 AM: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar

Günther Link, 45, wanted to thank God for having saved his life.

He went to church and embraced the altar.

That fell - and crushed him to death.
The 45-year-old Austrian Günther Link became terrified when he got stuck in the elevator.

He was a deeply religious man. He became afraid and prayed to God for help, "said police spokesman Roman Hahslinger, according to the British Telegraph.

It was not long before the error was corrected on the elevator and Link placed.

Wanted to thank God

He was convinced that his prayers heeded and wanted to thank God for having saved his life.

He went straight to church, "says Roman Hahslinger.

Church visitors found his lifeless body under the 450lbs heavy altar, which crumbled down.
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: webcake on September 13, 2009, 12:25:16 AM: "god" is a sadistic bastard.....
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: TrapsMcLats on September 13, 2009, 12:43:36 AM: "god" does not exist. ;D
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: Mars on September 13, 2009, 01:19:34 AM: hope that helps.
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: MAXX on September 13, 2009, 02:40:35 AM: So much for "god" ;D
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: Parker on September 13, 2009, 02:46:24 AM: Might have been crazy...maybe god knew that the guy was gonna kill somebody, so he took him out beforehand---we never know God's plan... :(
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: wavelength on September 13, 2009, 02:50:22 AM: I'm so proud
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on September 13, 2009, 02:57:15 AM: This brings a tear to my eyes, the cruelty of man is only surpassed by the cruelty of God. Or as I like to call it, shitty luck...
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
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Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: G o a t b o y on September 13, 2009, 08:44:51 AM: Serves him right for being a religious dipshit.
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: polychronopolous on September 13, 2009, 08:47:31 AM: Quote from: G o a t b o y on September 13, 2009, 08:44:51 AM
Serves him right for being a religious dipshit.

LOL!
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: Mars on September 13, 2009, 08:52:15 AM: final destination for him.
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on September 13, 2009, 08:53:06 AM: I dont see the problem here, how come everyone's allowed to make a practical joke from time to time except God??
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on September 13, 2009, 09:19:16 AM: He's in a better place now.
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: Tapeworm on September 13, 2009, 09:20:41 AM: Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on September 13, 2009, 09:19:16 AM
He's in a better place now.

Under a 450lb slab of marble?
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on September 13, 2009, 10:05:34 AM: Quote from: Tapeworm on September 13, 2009, 09:20:41 AM
Under a 450lb slab of marble?

;D
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 13, 2009, 10:17:44 AM: if working out and taking roids he could have pressed it off him = twink
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: ironneck on September 13, 2009, 10:20:15 AM: GOD is the ultimate pwnr
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: uberman09 on September 13, 2009, 05:55:01 PM: Quote from: Tapeworm on September 13, 2009, 09:20:41 AM
Under a 450lb slab of marble?

ROFL funniest comment of the year.
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on September 13, 2009, 06:08:53 PM: UNDER THE ALTAR = NU RED HEARTL = NEW RED HEART
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: Howard on September 13, 2009, 06:21:37 PM: Quote from: Tapeworm on September 13, 2009, 09:20:41 AM
Under a 450lb slab of marble?
Yeah, but at least he went like a man!
Like Will Ferrel said once ; " I want to go like a man by having my junk bit off by a rabid Alaskan Huskie"
450 pounds of marble falling on ya can't beat getting trampled by a herd a wildebeest for amanly death but it sure beats some ways.
Ya know, like slipping and knocking your head while walking on the runway as a JC Penny fashion model
Title: Re: Thanked God - was crushed under the altar
Post by: SamoanIrishman on September 17, 2009, 11:25:01 AM: Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on September 13, 2009, 09:19:16 AM
He's in a better place now.

I don't know...morgues can be kind of dark and cold. Pretty much like space..uh, I mean heaven